Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Thunderbolts, the third-place finishers of Marble League 2016. Read on to find out how this team has stormed the competition!
The official logo for the Thunderbolts, designed by Tim Ritz.
Bolta, Bolto, Boltu, and Bolty, the four original members of the team, are all from the twin cities of Thorston and Stormholm. They met at a mythology convention in 2012 where they all dressed up as mythical creatures of the sky. When they tried to communicate with each other, each realized that they couldn’t speak. Through roll language, they found several things in common including their affinity for racing. Each member had aspired to compete in marble sports, but their inability to speak made it difficult to find a team. Upon meeting each other, the possibilities flooded in and they began planning for their athletic careers. No sooner had the four left the convention that they had already decided on their team name: the Thunderbolts.
The team joined the Knikkegen Marble League later that year and rose through the ranks, peaking at second where they finished in 2014 and 2015 behind the Screw Blades and Team Primary respectively. The team became known as one of the fastest teams in the league, and by the time the 2016 Marble League was announced, was one of the top teams alongside Team Primary and earned an invitation to the tournament. The Thunderbolts did not want to be known as “the team that couldn’t talk,” but as “the team that always shocked the competition.” And that they did; the Thunderbolts’ achievements in competition prove that any marble can overcome adversity and shine on the podium. Regardless, this did not mean that the team members had easy lives. It was only after three years of competition that the Thunderbolts allowed interviews with the press, where the now-former team members disclosed this information with us. We hold the utmost respect for them for sharing.
Striking the top step of 2016’s Collision. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Thunderbolts had a banner year in the 2016 Marble League. They struck quickly, earning their first medal during the second event when the team took a bronze medal during the Relay Run. They followed that up by claiming their first gold medal in the Collision event and rose to first place overall. Another silver came after Bolta reached 97.6 cm in the fifth event, Long Jump, and a fourth medal followed via a bronze in Team Pursuit. In the final event, they added one more medal, a bronze in Hurdles, to finish with five medals in twelve events. While much of the attention seemed to focus on the close win of the Savage Speeders against Mellow Yellow in that final race in Hurdles, few viewers noticed that Bolto was just two-hundredths of a second behind Yellup, 5.36 versus 5.34 for the latter. Up until the Hurdles event, the Thunderbolts had been in between first and second place since the fifth event, but at the end of the 2016 Marble League, the Thunderbolts fell to third overall: tied with Mellow Yellow in points, but just behind them in medals.
A photo finish that many considered to only be between the Savage Speeders and Mellow Yellow. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Thunderbolts automatically qualified for the 2017 Marble League by way of their third-place finish in the previous season. The team started the season well enough, placing eighth in Funnel Spinning and earning a bronze medal with Bolty’s 71.0-centimeter performance in the Long Jump.
At this point, the team was fifth in the overall standings, which, as the tournament progressed, would be the closest they would get to the podium. The Thunderbolts dropped to tenth after Fidget Spinner Collision and had yet to recover by the ninth event, dropping further to fourteenth place.
The Thunderbolts’ first of three bronze medals earned in 2017 came in the Long Jump. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Thunderbolts mounted a small comeback in Archery, where they scored another bronze medal and earned a third with Bolta’s run in the final event, the Sand Rally. The Thunderbolts ended in twelfth place overall, a far cry from the podium which they had stood on in 2016, but the team was still grateful for their chance to compete, shying away once again until the 2018 Marble League Qualifiers.
The team was sorted into Group C; their third-place showing during the Snow Race and first-place in the Halfpipe event allowed the Thunderbolts to storm into the 2018 Marble League with high hopes. These hopes initially seemed dashed with Boltu’s fifteenth-place finish in the 5 Meter Ice Dash, but Bolto’s fifth place in the Ski Jump and the team’s fourth place in the Halfpipe reignited hope for the Thunderbolts.
The Thunderbolts’ first gold medal since 2016 came in 2018’s Bobsled. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
It all built up to the fourth event, the Bobsled: where the Thunderbolts earned their first medal of the season and their first gold medal since 2016. They rose to second place in the standings, expecting excitement, but there was very little if any: Team Momo’s injuries seemed to draw far more attention from the marblebase.
In the latter half of the season, the Thunderbolts remained in the top eight of the standings, with two more bronzes to their name thanks to Bolto in the Snowboard Cross and the entire team in the Biathlon. The championship seemed within reach for the team, but during the final two events, the Thunderbolts placed in the lower half of the standings. This, coupled with a finish in dead last during an earlier event, Curling, caused the Thunderbolts to fall just outside the top half of the standings and finish in ninth place overall after the 2018 Winter Marble League.
The Thunderbolts finished ninth with 83 points at the end of Marble League 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
During the offseason, the Thunderbolts continued with a mediocre array of finishes. They were one of seven teams that did not finish in the 100 Meter Water Marble Race, and they did not make it past the initial heat of the Amazing Maze Marble Race. It seemed as if this could be the first year that the Thunderbolts would not qualify.
Little did we know, there were major changes on the horizon for the team. During the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers, it was revealed that a new team member, Lightning, represented the Thunderbolts in Funnel Spinning. The team had another new member with Shock as well, who competed in the Underwater Race, and was joined by Thunder, Bolt, and Zap for team events. The Thunderbolts asserted their newfound energy and qualified for the 2019 Marble League in ninth place, with forty points to their name. The team was one of seven to have made it into all four Marble Leagues so far, an impressive feat regardless of place.
“We were faced with an unprecedented predicament,” Thunderstorm, the team’s coach and manager at the time, explained. “All five of the original members had enough at the end of the 2018 season. Their hearts weren’t in it anymore, and I could tell that they just wanted to live life again. They retired, and I recruited five of my trainers from Thorston to hop onboard the team. They have prolific experience: Lightning competed individually in the KML, Thunder and Shock competed in the Tour de Vellis against the Speeders, Zap is a rising star in their own right, and Bolt is Bolty’s cousin.”
“Honestly, though, we had no idea how big the shoes were that we needed to fill,” Bolt conceded. “Not that marbles wear shoes. Except for Marblegs. Sometimes.” When pressed for further questions about Marblegs, a marble thought to be a myth for centuries, Bolt declined to answer.
The Thunderbolts’ first—and only—podium in 2019. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Thunderbolts entered the 2019 Marble League as a rookie team in everything but name only, and started well, building from its energy seen in Qualifiers. Lightning placed sixth in the Underwater Race, Shock placed fifth in Funnel Spinning, and the team, after setting a Marble League record in Balancing, had its record broken by the Hazers and earned its first silver medal since the 2016 season. The Thunderbolts moved up to fourth place in the standings, tied with the Green Ducks on points and medals but behind on countback.
Unfortunately, save for a fourth place in the Relay Run and a sixth-place by Thunder, the team’s captain, in Surfing, the Thunderbolts were unable to get above seventh place in the remaining eleven events, and steadily fell towards the bottom four in the standings. The team’s worst finishes were two back-to-back events where they placed dead last, with Lightning’s DNF in the Dirt Race and the team’s slow and unsteady Rafting run sealing the team’s fate. At the end of the next event, the Thunderbolts were officially locked out of winning the 2019 Marble League, and they finished the season three events later in thirteenth place overall and 119 points earned.The Thunderbolts’ hosting bid for the 2020 Marble League was denied in favor of Team Galactic’s bid. The team, dejected, returned to Thorston to train for the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers. A few months later, they received an official letter from the JMRC, which invited the Thunderbolts to compete in the first season of Marbula One. The team was shocked, but accepted the invitation without much hesitation, with Shock and Bolt submitted to represent the team in the tournament.
The promotional poster for the Thunderbolts in Marbula One Season 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)
The Calm and then the Storm
an addendum by Roilan
After seven months of intense training, Shock, Bolt, and coach Thunderstorm flew to Vellis for the start of Marbula One. The high expectations they placed on themselves didn’t come to fruition in the first half of the season. Despite Bolt’s fifth-place finish at the O’raceway, the Thunderbolts sat in 13th place overall halfway through. It looked like they would continue their declining performance.
However, the season turned around in the second half. At Greenstone, Bolt qualified in a season-best third position and looked to improve on that in the race the next day. For a while, it was a battle for second, but an outstanding fifth lap, the fastest lap of the race, by Bolt closed the gap on Orangin and Bolt was able to take the lead through turns 2-4. Orangin would get the last laugh with an overtake on lap 8, but Bolt claimed the silver. Shock replicated the feat in front of the home crowd at the Short Circuit GP. After qualifying eighth and falling as low as eleventh, Shock slowly started making their way back through the field. Most of the race was spent oscillating around sixth place, but Shock put it in high gear with two passes on the final lap to claim the Thunderbolts’ second consecutive silver medal. After a couple more bottom-half finishes, the team ended the season in eighth, their best finish in competition since 2016, and went back home to train for the 2020 Marble League.
Twin silvers by Bolt and Shock in Marbula One Season 1. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Marbula One team went home to the news that their new training facility, just on the southeast outskirts of Thorston, was complete. Built to accommodate the harsh storms in the area, it had indoor and outdoor training options and stands as one of the largest training facilities on Marblearth. It was designed by Avalanche, an architect from the nearby city of Osnow, who designed many famous and exquisite buildings across the region.
The momentum from their strong finish in Marbula One carried into Qualifying for the 2020 Marble League. There was nothing flashy, but consistent top-half results in each of the four events ensured their fourth-place finish in the Qualifiers, making their fifth consecutive Marble League.
Unfortunately, they couldn’t convert that into success in the Marble League. The Thunderbolts found themselves in the bottom four in three of the first four events, and the trend of average finishes continued throughout the competition. One bright spot of the tournament came in Event 15, Collision, where the team took silver and earned their first Marble League medal in 27 events.
As the Thunderbolts ascended out of their heat, their fans were holding their breath. “I was a part of the team in 2016,” Bolty recalled, “and we were undefeated in our heat. This year’s version of Collision was unlike anything I’ve ever seen before—complex and tactical. There were so many close calls, but the team hung on.” Bolt, cousin of former member Bolty, trained using a specific maneuver that allowed them to remain relatively untouched in the center of the arena, spinning in place to arrest their momentum. Bolt implemented this tactic flawlessly in their quarterfinal and strongly in their semifinal.
from “Podium Moments – ML2020 Event 15”, by Stynth
Bolt (center) implementing their cousin’s tactics in 2020’s Collision. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team’s Collision performance got them from fifteenth to eleventh in the standings, but a fifteenth in the Marble Marathon pushed them down to thirteenth overall where they finished, mirroring the finish in 2019. The team was never higher than 11th overall and only had six top-half finishes.
Even with the subpar performance, the city of Stormholm was not dejected. Excitement rippled through the city for the upcoming conference between the team and the local community. Most of the team’s operations are conducted in Thorston, but the team chose the nearby city of Stormholm for this conference. Stynth traveled to the region to attend.
As I hastily grabbed the pad off of my head, the five current members of the Thunderbolts lined up in front of me—and in front of them, the five original members of the Thunderbolts. We rolled out of the room together and into the press room to thunderous applause from hundreds of Marble League fans, ascending the ramp to the stage and taking our seats.
The Thunderbolts’ new manager, Static, had a few words to say at the start of the conference: “What a historic moment. I think it’s really important to note that although our franchise hasn’t had the best performances or luck, it’s built on a legacy of overcoming adversity in everything we do. Each of our athletes can attest to that.”
Bolto rolled back in approval, translating to: “Our achievements aren’t greater than the new team, even if we finished on the podium in 2016. It’s not about winning.”
“It’s about staying determined,” added Bolta. “We’ve all been there, and we have all succeeded from our best to our worst.”
from “Offseason Moments – ML2020 Part 1”, by Stynth
The overall point of the conference was to announce a change in team involvement. Thunderstorm would continue to be the coach but would focus on the performance level of training. They would help with technique, strength, conditioning, and any other aspect of training that would directly come into play in the competition.
It was further announced that the old members of the team, namely Bolta and Bolty, would be involved with the team. Using their competition experience, they would help with the mental aspect of competition. Bolta and Bolty would use their experience at the highest level to help with resilience after a bad performance, motivation before each event, and handling the moment.
The separation of responsibilities within the team led to more efficiency within the organization. Right before Shock and Bolt were about to start Marbula One Season 2, I got a chance to ask Shock about the transition.
“We were all excited to announce the transition. We look up to them as a standard to what we can become and hopefully surpass in the future.”
“Has the training been any different and if so, can you feel a difference?”
“We’ve all gotten pretty good at roll language,” Shock jested, “But in all seriousness, the physical training is still as intense as ever; Thunderstorm still likes to push us pretty hard and likes to push Bolt and me especially hard as we enter this season. The mental training has been a little different. Our recovery days are now significantly more focused on strategizing, handling the moment, and helping us focus on each situation. Every moment in competition is testing your mind just as much as it is testing your physical ability, and having guidance from marbles who have succeeded at the highest level is invaluable to us.”
The new training regimen introduced in the offseason had an almost immediate payoff in competition. Shock got the team’s first points of the new season in the opening race at Minty Mania, qualifying and ending in tenth and getting three points. The first sign of the high-quality performance that the Thunderbolts would display over the next few months came at the O’raceway. Despite having a mediocre race, Bolt flew through lap fourteen in a blistering 25.63 seconds, receiving an extra point for fastest lap, earning five points overall.
Two races later at the Aquamaring, Bolt came looking for hardware. After qualifying in fourth, they climbed up to second in the opening five laps. Bolt found themselves side by side with race leader Pulsar of Team Galactic on the belt, and with the better launch off into lap six, Bolt held the lead. Their lead got as large as almost two seconds before relinquishing it to Red Eye on lap eleven. Bolt contended for the top position for the rest of the race, but ended in second, equaling their best career finish.
A close battle for first in Season 2’s Aquamaring GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
It was right back to work for Bolt the next week at Tumult Turnpike, and their form was just as good. After going third-best in Q1, Bolt defended the transfer position in Q2 and went to Q3 for the second week in a row. They made up all three positions in the first shootout lap and got pole position for the race. Already having their best qualification position, Bolt put together their best race yet. Never lower than third position and leading for ten of the sixteen laps, it was the Thunderbolts’ best chance to pick up gold. In the end, Hazy took the top step and Bolt got a second consecutive silver—the team’s fifth silver medal in the calendar year. Shock got their best finish of the season the next week at the Arctic Circuit with a fifth-place finish. At the halfway point, the Thunderbolts sat in fourth overall.
During the Marbula One hiatus, the whole team was invited to compete in the Marble League Winter Special. Thunderstorm said the goal was to “continue the momentum from Marbula One.” After a last-place finish in the Ice Dash, Bolt competed in the Snowboard Cross event. In the heats, they finished one-thousandth of a second behind Kinnowin of the O’rangers and advanced to the semifinal where they again got second, two-thousandths of a second behind Aqua of the Oceanics. The rematch between Aqua and Bolt came in the final. Aqua held the lead for the top half of the course before Bolt took the lead toward the bottom of the course. In a third consecutive photo finish, Bolt fell again and claimed the silver medal, their third silver in the past three months.
With the second-place finish, the Thunderbolts moved up to sixth in the standings and sent Thunder to represent them in Speed Skating. Thunder was in the last pair to run and was on pace to finish fifth after the first lap. The next two turns were much better and they were on pace for first halfway through the race. When the dust settled, Thunder ran a 29.46: a Marble League record. It was also the Thunderbolts’ first gold medal since Bobsled in 2018 and left them in second place overall, also their highest since Bobsled in 2018.
Striking the top step for the first time with the new roster in the Winter Special’s Speed Skating. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The final two events were average, getting tenth in Bobsled and eleventh in Ice Hockey after losing in the first round of the tournament to the Snowballs. They ended the Special in fifth place making it their highest Marble League finish since their third place finish in 2016.
After the special, Thunder commented on how the new training routine helped the team in the Marble League.
“The work Bolta and Bolty have put in the past six months has helped immensely. I could feel the work paying off in the second lap of Speed Skating when I was slipping out of touch with Ducky but had the resilience to pull it back for gold. Sure, we didn’t end the way we wanted. We wanted to defend our Bobsled title but just fumbled the steering a bit near the end, but there’s a lot of good we can take from this. We look forward to building on this in 2021.”
When Marbula One resumed, Bolt got right back to work at the Raceforest. They jumped from seventh on the grid to get a bronze in the race. It was Bolt’s third medal in three Marbula One appearances. With the result, the Thunderbolts held second in the overall standings and Bolt held second in the individual standings. A few poor qualifying performances, including two failures to qualify in the next three races, hurt the Thunderbolts, but they remained in the podium positions overall.
A third medal of the season for Bolt at the Raceforest GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The season fell apart for the Thunderbolts after the Raceforest GP. They didn’t get past the qualifying round in three of the final five races: Shock at the Momotorway and Misty Mountain and Bolt at Midnight Bay. In between their qualification woes, each competitor had a mediocre race. At Pallete Park, Bolt struggled in the early parts of the weekend. Qualifying fourteenth and quickly falling to sixteenth, it looked like the first poor performance of the season for Bolt. They did well to battle and end in ninth, matching their finishing position at the O’raceway but without the fastest lap.
Two weeks later at the Savage Speedway, Shock got an opportunity to improve on the fifteenth from the inaugural season. It started optimistically; fifth on the grid and third after the first turn boded well for the struggling marble in their final race of the season. However, as was the case for most of the team’s second half of the season, Shock struggled to find pace during each race and tumbled down the order. They fell as far down as twelfth before bouncing back and ending in seventh. After their rough final five races, the team ended in sixth overall, and Bolt finished fifth in the individual championship. A good result, but after the blistering start to the season, there was a lingering disappointment.
“We’re not sure what happened,” Bolt expressed, “After the Raceforest, we thought [the second half] was going to go just as the first half did. Hard to say what the [Marble League Winter] Special did to our focus in M1, but it wasn’t helpful clearly.”
After the Marbula One season ended, the media was very critical of Thunderstorm’s competitor selection in the Winter Marble League.
“If I could do it over again, I probably would’ve rested Shock and Bolt,” Thunderstorm responded in a press conference, “but they’re fierce competitors. They want to compete. It’s hard to tell them they are being rested.” Thunderstorm’s hot seat wasn’t cooled at all with the Marble League 2021 Practice Race in Felynia where Bolt finished dead last against all 27 other teams.
As a welcome intermission from the harsh storms, the Thunderbolts stayed in the Felynia area in the time between the Practice Race and the Qualifiers. Welcomed into the Marble League village, the main five members spend their time exploring along the river.
“The weather here certainly is different,” Zap joked, “Anytime it gets this calm back home, you know a big storm is looming.”
The Thunderbolts at a photoshoot in Felynia. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)
In RetRollSpective, the Thunderbolts do not always contend for the overall title, but they are always in the thick of things. They always are around to compete for an event podium and have an upward trend towards getting back to successes of the past. Recent success has made the team a big name in marble sports and they look to keep that reputation going forward. Best of luck to the Thunderbolts in the future, keep on rolling!
2016 Marble League 3rd Place
The medal earned by the Thunderbolts in the Marble League. Logo designed by Tim Ritz and tinted by Novawolf.
Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Savage Speeders, dual champions of both Marble Leagues 2016 and 2020 as well as Marbula One Seasons 1 and 4. Read on to find out how this team conquers the competition!
The official logo for the Savage Speeders, designed by Tim Ritz.
The Savage Speeders hail from Accellaise, Pace, and Vellis, three cities in a region of the world known for their cultural, artistic, and economical significance. Speedy and Rapidly are siblings and hail from Accellaise on the coast of the continent, Velocity hails from Pace, a nearby coastal city, and Swifty and Whizzy are friends from the major city of Vellis. The five marbles met ten years ago, during the Tour de Vellis, a marble sports marathon held in the city and throughout the region. Speedy and Rapidly had already been competing in local tournaments in Accellaise, so when Velocity brought up the idea of forming a team, there was no hesitation.
The Speeders trained vigorously over the next two years to qualify for the marathon, fighting to make ends meet when it came to scheduling and traveling. Nonetheless, the team was able to qualify for the tournament and made headlines with a fifth-place finish after the tournament. For a rookie team, it was unheard of.
“We disclose as little as we possibly can about our training,” Speedy assured. “It is one of our most important secrets to our continued success in marble competition. What I will tell you is that we work the hardest out of any team. We do not settle for anything less than what we know ourselves to be: the best.”
The Speeders continued to compete in the next three Tours, never finishing below the top five. In the 2014 Tour, they clinched their first win, and in 2015, repeated it. News headlines throughout the world began comparing the team to the unstoppable force of early berserkers, referring to them as “savage”. The Speeders reacted positively to this, adding it to their team name to become the Savage Speeders.
While celebrating their back-to-back victory, the Savage Speeders were approached by marble sports aficionado, Greg Woods. Woods had been headlining the Fruit Circuit for years, but the Circuit was losing viewership and funding—and fast.
“I had a few contacts from different regions, specifically Jelle Bakker in the city of Knikkegen, who wanted to start an international marble tournament called the Marble League,” explained Woods. “It was already going to include a few teams from my Fruit Circuit, but I needed to recruit other teams myself. The Savage Speeders were a long shot, but I knew that if I could convince them to compete, the Marble League might be successful.”
The next day, the Savage Speeders announced that they were retiring from the Tour de Vellis to the disappointment and confusion of many fans. Their confusion grew a few days later when it was reported that the team had purchased a stadium in Accellaise and renamed it “Le Course de Sauvage.”
“None of this made sense,” a fan recalled. “They were so successful in the Tour, and then they left without explanation. I figured there had to be something more on the horizon. Something bigger.”
Soon enough the team’s fans caught wind that the Savage Speeders in Knikkegen and a small pack of diehards yelled as the main team of four rolled into the Bakker Bowl. Because of their more inconsistent performance, Whizzy sat out of the main team but was on the front row in the stands, keeping the fan section synchronized.
The Savage Speeders debut in the 2016 opening ceremony. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
In retrospect, it’s easy to forget the Speeders had many average performances throughout the 2016 Marble League, sinking as low as second-to-last in the Team Pursuit. It’s much more memorable that they were the only team to win four golds, and the only team whose medals were all golds. The team set a nascent Marble League record in the Relay; Velocity flew down the Water Race’s waterfall to take gold there; and Rapidly was lengths ahead of everyone else to win the 10 Meter Sprint.
Then there is the final gold medal. The Speeders were two points behind the Thunderbolts into the final event, the Hurdles. Apart from a mediocre Long Jump performance, it was the first time team captain Speedy started on their own. “It’s a captain’s duty to clutch the final event for the team,” said Speedy at the time.
“People forget about us back in 2016, but I believed 100 percent we could still win it,” recalled O’rangers captain Kinnowin. “With that Hurdles event, I even led Speedy for a while. But they sped up so quickly on the last two hurdles that I was simply left in the dust.”
Beating the O’rangers in their heat, Speedy started in the final along with the Thunderbolts, Mellow Yellow, and Team Momo – every team in the top four of the standings. The pistol fired, and Yellup of Mellow Yellow had a brilliant start. But out of the last hurdle, all the audience could see was a blur of three marbles side by side.
“Oh, actually it’s gonna be a very close finish!” exclaimed Greg Woods. “What is timing and scoring gonna give us?… And it’s going to be Speedy from the Savage Speeders!”
The photo finish that secured the 2016 Marble League in the Savage Speeders’ name. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
In an interview given after the final event, Speedy explained, “We were really conserving our energy. We knew going into the Hurdles that we needed to win the event to win it all, and when the gate lifted, I rushed down the track to the finish line. I had to. It didn’t matter if I was exhausted. It was all worth it to prove that we were on the top.”
The Savage Speeders secured the first-ever Marble League championship with four golds and 44 points. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team’s victory tour was jubilant, as they traveled around the world with their four gold medals and all five members of the team. When the Savage Speeders returned to Vellis for the final part of their tour, the city hosted a day-long parade through the city on the same course used for the Tour. At the end of the day, the team was gifted an honorary key to the city, which inspired their hashtag, #SpeedIsKey.
Over the next six months, the public heard nothing from the Savage Speeders, a practice that would become the standard for the team in the offseason. The team’s stadium was closed to the public and protected by security. In future years, it became a yearly tradition on MarBook to post joke events to raid the stadium in the hopes of finding the team’s deepest and darkest secrets. None of the events occurred, although one year, a streaker rolled by the stadium the night before and was apprehended by security.
The Savage Speeders automatically qualified for the 2017 Marble League, along with Mellow Yellow, the Thunderbolts, and Team Momo. The team appeared in the opening ceremony with Whizzy back on the team in place of Velocity, the latter switching out with them so Whizzy could compete. Whizzy competed in Funnel Spinning and placed fourth, earning twelve points and starting the season off on a good note. Rapidly followed next and placed sixth in the Long Jump, and the team placed eleventh in Fidget Spinner Collision. At the end of the first quarter of the season, the team sat in eleventh place, which, admittedly, did not look promising.
Speedy began to cement its legacy as the “Speed Freak” in 2017, proving 2016 was not a fluke. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team, however, was just warming up. The Savage Speeders vaulted into third place in the standings following Speedy’s silver medal in the 5 Meter Sprint, trailing only Mellow Yellow and the Chocolatiers who were eight points ahead. Swifty earned another silver medal in the Hurdles, which allowed the team to rise to the top of the standings. The Speeders’ gold medal in the Relay Race cemented their position in the first place, twenty-two points clear of the Limers and even further ahead of the rest of the competition.
They held on in Block Pushing, missing the podium but placing fifth, maintaining their twenty-two-point lead, this time ahead of the Pinkies. They placed fifth again in the High Jump, but their lead shrunk by four points. It became apparent that other teams were beginning to rise in the standings, such as the O’rangers and Team Momo, which had both medaled in the previous few events. The Savage Speeders responded with a gold medal in the Steeplechase, but even then, Mellow Yellow joined them on the podium. It was then that the Savage Speeders began to slow down—too soon.
The team placed in the lower middle of the pack in the final three events, unable to reach the top half. The O’rangers did exactly the opposite: earning eight points in Archery and two silver medals thanks to Kinnowin in the Underwater Race and Clementin in the Sand Rally.
“We weren’t worried until Kinnowin set the Marble League record in the Underwater Race,” Swifty retorted. “We thought we had done enough. Until all of a sudden, I didn’t make the Sand Rally final.”
After holding first place for seven consecutive events, the Savage Speeders lost their lead and finished in second place overall in the 2017 Marble League. It was a historic upset that has gone down in history as one of the greatest comebacks in marble sports.
The Speeders missed out on repeating their 2016 victory by 6 points, finishing second overall in 2017 with 150 points. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team, having automatically qualified for the 2018 Marble League, disappeared shortly after the conclusion of the 2017 season to the tune of “OOOOOOOOOOO” echoing throughout the stadium. The Savage Speeders made their next public appearance in the 2018 Winter Marble League Friendly Round, an exhibition tournament starring the prequalified teams of the main tournament. This, of course, meant that the team would be competing against Mellow Yellow and the O’rangers again, as well as the Snowballs for the first time since 2016. Swifty finished in third during the 5 Meter Ice Dash and the team finished in third for both Curling and the Halfpipe. They ironically finished fourth overall after the Friendly Round, despite their consistent third-place finishes. Needless to say, the Speeders were not happy.
Swifty opened the 2018 Marble League by placing…you guessed it, third in the 5 Meter Ice Dash. Of course, this time, it mattered, with the team earning fifteen points towards what they hoped would be their second championship. However, Speedy faltered in the Ski Jump, placing dead last in the event and plunging the team to ninth in the overall standings. Speedy was taken out of the roster for the next event, Halfpipe, and replaced by Velocity, who was now the team’s reserve member. The Savage Speeders earned a silver medal.
Rapidly’s silver in Speedy Skating stirred fears of a comeback season for the Speeders in 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
After a disappointing performance in the Bobsled event, where the Savage Speeders placed below Team Momo, which had suffered two injuries, Rapidly brought the team back into contention with their silver medal in Speed Skating, which tied the Marble League record until Misty’s performance set a new record and earned gold for the Hazers.
At this point, the Savage Speeders could not be ignored. They had medaled in three of the first five events and were reaching closer and closer to the top of the standings, which the Oceanics, Balls of Chaos, and Hazers were trading off. The team finally reached the top of the standings with another silver medal in the Snow Rally, this time earned by Whizzy. They were tied with Momo in “snow points”, but lost to them in average times. The results of the Snow Rally, despite putting the Savage Speeders in the lead, are what many fans consider to be the reason that the Savage Speeders lost the 2018 season.
The team held on to the top of the standings until Curling when the Oceanics’ gold put them ahead. The Speeders fell to third, six points away from first place, and remained there following the Biathlon. The Ice Hockey event saw all of the team members competing, and for the first time since the Halfpipe, the Savage Speeders made the podium in a team event. They scored just one point against Team Galactic in the third-place match and fended off the team with their strong defensive strategy. Their bronze medal put them just two points behind the Oceanics in the first place.
The Midnight Wisps’ gold in Ice Hockey foreshadowed the end of the next event. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
It was anyone’s game going into the final event, the Sand Mogul Race. An unprecedented ten teams could mathematically win the 2018 Winter Marble League, but the Savage Speeders kept their eyes forward.
“We medaled in most events. There was no reason why we couldn’t medal in one more, and finish the season stronger than ever before,” Whizzy cleared their throat. “That is until the Midnight Wisps passed us in the final seconds of the semi-finals.”
“Semifinal B. Midnight Wisps, the Hazers, Savage Speeders, and the Snowballs. Down they go. Savage Speeders out to an early lead. Midnight Wisps up into second, they fend off a challenge. Can they get up there? Midnight Wisps take the win and they will advance. They could’ve stayed there; they didn’t have to make that last-second lunge to get up into first place, you will still advance into the finals since it’s the top two…” commentated Greg Woods.
The Savage Speeders glanced over at the standings. The Midnight Wisps, just four points behind them, would win the 2018 Winter Marble League if they won the event…by just one point.
And they did—pulling off another extraordinary comeback against the Savage Speeders to take their championship, as was the will of the wisps.
For the second consecutive year, the Speeders finished second overall, this time missing the championship by one point. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Savage Speeders made two public appearances during the 2018 offseason for both practice events. Whizzy placed sixth in the 100 Meter Water Race, above most of the Speeders’ rivals. The team advanced to the semifinals of the Amazing Maze Marble Race with their strong second-place standing, shutting out the Midnight Wisps. They advanced to the finals and finished in third, just three points ahead of the Limers in fourth and decisively behind the O’rangers and Raspberry Racers in the lead.
Their next public appearance was in the 2019 Marble League Friendly Round, as the Savage Speeders had automatically qualified for what would be their fourth Marble League appearance. The team finished in fourth out of the four competing teams with nine points, behind the Midnight Wisps with fourteen points, and the O’rangers and Oceanics with more.
The Savage Speeders acquired Quickly as their coach on 25 February 2019 and appeared with them during the opening ceremony on 19 April 2019. They started the 2019 Marble League as well as they possibly could have, in a comeback that proved to fans to “never count out” the Savage Speeders. In the Underwater Race, Rapidly earned the team’s first gold medal since the Steeplechase in 2017, and in Funnel Spinning, Speedy earned a back-to-back gold medal.
“When I came on to the team, they were so pent-up about losing the past two seasons. They blamed other teams, not themselves,” Quickly revealed. “Their negative energy was toxic. What I told them to do—to transmute that energy into a positive performance—set them up for a strong 2019 season.”
The best start to a Marble League by any team at the time. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Savage Speeders led the standings during the first four events, leading fans to wonder if they would ever give. They finally did in the fifth event, the 5 Meter Sprint, when Whizzy finished dead last and the Hazers, who earned a silver medal, rose to first overall. The Savage Speeders hoped that they would be able to recoup in the next event, the Relay Run, but they finished last in their heat as the Thunderbolts and O’rangers moved on. The teams both made it to the final, and the O’rangers earned a silver medal, their first of the season.
The team was not doing its best at the midpoint of the season; it had dropped to seventh place at the end of the Biathlon and stayed there after the Hurdles, with the Midnight Wisps closing in seven points behind. The team needed at least a podium finish to get back into the top five and catch up to newer teams such as the Raspberry Racers, Hazers, and Green Ducks, who seemed to be running away with the season. The Savage Speeders returned to the podium in the Maze event with a bronze medal, and rose to fourth place, tied with Mellow Yellow in points but ahead of them in medal count.
The next event, the Dirt Race, arguably set the tone for the rest of the season. The course was unpredictable with sticks, leaves, and shallow, winding paths making it a course fit for a champion. Swifty competed first in Heat B, qualifying for the final race behind Pinky Toe and Indie. During the first third of the final, Swifty almost crashed out of the course, rolling on the outside of a stick and back onto the track. With a burst of speed, they rolled ahead of Ducky in the third quarter of the race, the finish line nearly in sight…
Out of nowhere, Pinky Toe zoomed down the course, ending up just behind Swifty. They tried and failed to block Pinky Toe, who won the Pinkies’ first-ever gold medal in a historic comeback. Swifty, stunned, didn’t even notice Ducky pass them for a silver medal, and could not get going in time to beat Rozzy for the bronze medal in the last five milliseconds. The top three of the 2019 Marble League became clear, separated by twenty points from the team in fourth place, none other than the Savage Speeders.
Rozzy’s overtake over Speedy proved to be a turning point for the season. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Savage Speeders showed no signs of rebounding until Surfing when it was already too late for the team to be able to win the 2019 Marble League. The team could still finish in the top three with good results in the final two events; they instead fell apart in the penultimate event, Collision, placing dead last and allowing Mellow Yellow to pass them in the overall standings with a bronze medal.
“I was disappointed,” Quickly recalled. “I had every right to be. They started the season off the best a team has ever started a season, and they let it go. I may seem like I’m easy on them because I’m telling them to stop being so negative, but I do expect a lot.”
“They’re right,” Rango, the coach of the O’rangers, agreed. “The difference between the Savage Speeders and every other Marble League victor is that the Savage Speeders put so much pressure on themselves. They don’t work to be the best they can be. They work to be better than everyone else.”
“You should help me coach them,” Quickly suggested.
“No, I don’t think I will.”
Rapidly, who started the season strong, finished relatively strong in the Sand Rally in fifth place, earning eleven points. Rapidly finished just behind the O’rangers in fourth, who earned twelve points to finish their 2019 season with one-hundred and thirty-nine points, a familiar number to the Savage Speeders.
“Don’t,” Rapidly stopped me. “Please don’t mention that number to me…to any of us…ever again.”
The Savage Speeders finished the 2019 Marble League in fifth place, three points behind Mellow Yellow in fourth, which had finally finished ahead of their rivals at the end of a season. It was the team’s lowest finish, placement-wise, in their history, and the first time in the history of the Marble League that the Savage Speeders neither finished in the top three nor automatically qualified for the next season.
The Savage Speeders’ 2019 finish in fifth overall was their lowest result yet in the Marble League and the first time Mellow Yellow surpassed them in the overall standings. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
After an admittedly disappointing fourth season, the Savage Speeders were pleased to receive an official letter from the JMRC, inviting the team to compete in the first season of Marbula One. The Savage Speeders accepted and were confirmed as the first team on 20 October 2019. On the same day, they announced that Speedy, the “Speed Freak”, and Rapidly, the “Maroon Missile”, would represent the team in the upcoming tournament.
“Speedy, as the team captain, was a no-brainer. Rapidly is one of the more celebrated athletes on the team, and they’re a good foil to Speedy—they have decisive control over their capabilities. Together, Speedy and Rapidly were the two athletes I considered to be best suited for this tournament,” Quickly confirmed in an interview.
The rest of the Savage Speeders did not sit idle, however. The JMRC had also selected the team as the hosts of the first Grand Prix. Swiftly, Whizzy and Velocity got to work preparing Le Course de Sauvage for Marbula One, building the course themselves. They named the course the Savage Speedway and renamed their entire stadium in Accellaise the same name to clear up any confusion.
The track map for Season 1’s Savage Speedway GP. (Design Credit: Spex)
Speedy made their debut as a Marbula One racer in the Savage Speedway Grand Prix Qualifiers on 15 February 2020, where they set a time of 31.20 seconds to beat. Unfortunately for them, every racer beat their time, and Speedy entered the first Grand Prix with a starting position of dead last—on their home circuit. However, Speedy was not ready to give up. By the third lap of the race, they had moved up thirteen places from their starting position to third, and they finished the race in fifth place, earning ten points and an extra point for setting the fastest lap.
Rapidly made their debut as a Marbula One racer at the O’raceway Grand Prix Qualifiers on 22 February 2020, where they set a lap time of 31.89 seconds and placed sixth on the starting grid. During the Grand Prix, Rapidly entered the top five during the sand portion of the track and remained there for much of the race, only exiting when bumping Wospy forward to clear their yellow flag. After returning to the top five in lap five, Rapidly closed in on Billy in the lead, but was ultimately unable to catch them, and finished in second place.
Rapidly’s silver medal at the O’raceway set a harrowing precedent for the rest of the season – for fans of other teams. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Savage Speeders, living up to their name, continued to be a formidable force throughout the season. Speedy qualified for the race at the Momotorway in seventh and finished the third Grand Prix in sixth. Rapidly qualified for the race at the Hivedrive in seventh and earned their second silver medal at the end of the fourth Grand Prix, not even a second behind Pulsar in first. Rapidly lead the Racer Championship halfway through the season, and the Savage Speeders as a team sat in third overall.
Rapidly, tired from the previous Grand Prix, did not do well in either the Qualifiers or the Race at Greenstone, qualifying in eleventh and finishing the Race in fifteenth. Coach Quickly put Speedy in for the Short Circuit GP, a decision that put the team into the lead overall at the end of the Race. Speedy qualified in second with a time of 17.85 seconds and finished the sixth Grand Prix in third, taking the lead for four laps of the race. The team rose to the top of the standings with seventy points but fell in the individual standings, with Rapidly’s blunder at Greenstone dragging their points down.
Rapidly redeemed themselves in their last Grand Prix at the Razzway, qualifying in the third and finishing seventh, keeping the team fourteen points within the championship in second overall. Would Speedy be able to deliver in the final Grand Prix of the first season of Marbula One?
Speedy, the winner of the first Marbula One Racer Championship, earned their trophy and champagne bottle. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The final Grand Prix felt eerily similar to the final event of the 2016 Marble League. It was the feeling that the team in the lead—the Thunderbolts then, the Hazers now—was going to be overturned. It was the feeling that the championship was something truly special because it was the first in a series of many Marble League and Marbula One tournaments. It was the feeling that there was something to prove. It was the feeling that Speedy would dominate, and prove once again to the world to never count out the Savage Speeders.
Speedy captured pole in the Qualifiers at the Midnight Bay with a time of 24.54 seconds, putting them in the prime position to rush away from the competition once the starting gate fell in the Race. They did exactly that the next night, only losing the lead once to Prim, and regaining that lead two laps later. Speedy never looked back.
The Savage Speeders won the first season of Marbula One with Speedy earning 59 points and Rapidly earning 42 points, placing first and sixth respectively in the Racer Championship. They won the team championship with a seven-point lead above the Hazers and a 42 point lead above the O’rangers, who stood to their left on the podium.
Speedy, Rapidly, and Quickly claim the first Marbula One Team Championship for the Savage Speeders. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Edge of Glory
an addendum by Fouc
The stars glimmered above the Andromedome, and the Savage Speeders were competing in their team’s first-ever Marble League Qualifiers. Hounded by the press to comment on the chances of the Speeders not qualifying, other coaches declined to comment or were measured in their praise.
“Take it from me: Never count out the Savage Speeders,” said Coach Rango of the O’rangers. “The few words I got out of Coach Quickly last week suggest they’re as strong as ever.”
The feeling inside the Speeders’ locker room was different. Half an hour before they were to appear on the balancing beam, Coach Quickly and team captain Speedy were locked in a heated argument over who should compete in what event. Speedy had a difficult time accepting a teammate, Swifty, showing up for the final qualifier event, the 5 Meter Sprint.
“I close for the team. Everyone agrees I am the closer,” boomed Speedy. Quickly replied: “Any Speeder out there can hit top five in the Sprint. But we’ve gone through the plan! You need to lead the team and make the first contact in Block Pushing and we send out someone fresh for the final event.”
The Speeders face the Pinkies in 2020 Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The argument ended in a compromise: Speedy thought Swifty can race in the Sprint conditional on Swifty “showing their worth” on the Balancing beam, and the captain vetoed Quickly’s plan of having Whizzy in one of the team events.
This is the paradox of the Savage Speeders. After the championships, the gold medals, and the world records, the team fills Marblearth with awe, a team unflappable and assured. However, 2020 also showed us the team’s internal struggles, through a series of candid interviews made when their performance was lacking and increased media access to their facilities.
It reveals a team that has to deal with constant pressure and self-doubt; a team that faced a leadership struggle in 2020; and a team that had to learn how to support each other instead of bringing each other down.
The Speeders make a “W” formation for Royal Stardust in the 2020 Opening Ceremony. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
As much as the final plan was a messy compromise, the Speeders’ natural skill led to a comfortable victory in the Qualifiers, with 78 points over four events, three of which were in the top three. Swifty themselves was a sensation, winning the Sprint with a time of 5.203 seconds.
“I have to thank Coach Quickly who told me to give it my all,” said Swifty after the race. “Because it doesn’t matter if we already qualified before my race. Our track performance is never in doubt. And soon no one will doubt we’re winning this Championship.”
Right after the 2020 Marble League flame was phased into the cauldron, the Speeders were swamped by press while rolling off the field. Asked for a quick reaction, Speedy said: “our teamwork is stronger than ever, and other teams like the O’rangers better watch out.”
With words like these, everyone expected a top performance from the Speeders in the opening event, Balancing. It did not look hard to repeat their Qualifiers performance, where Rapidly was the center of a tight formation that led to two marbles reaching the end. Instead, the athletes went off the beam in all directions for a fourteenth-place performance.
The Speeders lost their balance on the beam during 2020’s Balancing. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Another team event followed: the Halfpipe, where the Speeders were drawn together with the O’rangers. The two teams’ fan sections were seated next to each other, and both sides pushed themselves to yell louder than the other as the teams streamed out the gate.
Then, disaster: the Speeders saw three O’rangers marbles already slaloming away from the finish, blocking their movement down there. Only Velocity made it to the end, and they gave an O’ranger even more time by pushing back to the end.
“Oh my gosh, so good that it’s another Marble League record!” announced Greg Woods. You could hear nothing but the O’s from O’rangers fans as that team set a new record of 34.49 seconds. The most intense matchup between these two rival teams since 2018’s Ice Hockey ended with the O’rangers soaring to second overall, and the Speeders in last.
The Speeders watch as the O’rangers claim gold in 2020’s Halfpipe as a result of their own shortcomings. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Whizzy recounted what they heard in the locker room after that event. “None of us were speaking, even though it wasn’t quiet. The O’rangers fans were loud outside. It was Coach Quickly who first spoke up: ‘Speedy, was it right to set expectations like that?’ They were pretty tough on each other that evening.”
When we interviewed them in 2021, neither the Speeders coach nor the captain would comment further on those interactions. However, according to Quickly, “that was a time when we needed less practice and more communication. Any other team would be over the moon if one of our five athletes joined them. But inside, before and after I joined, too often the athletes feel inferior and anxious because of each other.”
It was that moment that Speedy relented on dictating who should compete in which event, giving full control to the coach. As Quickly recounts it: “Speedy agreed to let me and only me lay out my plan, so I got the team together. I showed them a newspaper claiming we ‘won’t compete for the title’ and crumpled that into the trash.”
(Photo Credit: Marble Sports Films)
“Always remember every one of you is an elite athlete, the fastest marbles on Marblearth,” recalled Rapidly of the coach’s pep talk. “Every one of you will podium this Marble League. Every one of you deserves the glory. But to beat the O’rangers and all those top teams, we need teamwork. I am here to tell you there’s no weakest link in this team… when all of us equally contribute, we grow stronger and work better as a team.”
“In particular, I had to work with Whizzy,” said Quickly. The coach revealed Speedy’s insistence that Whizzy should step back and be the reserve member after two infamous performances, losing to the Wisps in the 2018 Sand Moguls and a last-place finish in the 2019 Sprint.
“No repeat medalist in this League gets disrespected as much as them,” said Quickly. “They can call them the ‘reserve’, but to me, those were just labels. Going into Event 3, I told them Whizzy must compete in the funnels. For once, nobody spoke up!”
Coach Quickly rounded up the day with Speeders athletes following practice in Polaria. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)
Funnel Endurance is supposed to be a free-for-all in every funnel, a mess from start to finish. But the Speeders keep it steady every time by sending Whizzy, who stabilizes themselves and rarely drops quickly through a sequence of funnels.
For a moment in the first round, after Whizzy was the third to fall into the green funnels, their reputation was about to be broken. But the Speeder would bump several competitors out their way and into the hole in the final funnel, qualifying second in their group.
The Speeder kept to their strategy in the final up to that last funnel, when they collided right away with Kinnowin. With the O’rangers captain hot on their back, Whizzy sped up and broke out from the other competitors bunched in the middle. Then there were only three spinning, only for Whizzy to veer too close in and get bumped by Kinnowin twice. They’d drop down right after and take the bronze.
Stynth, reporting from the scene, would write: “While it is still far from certain whether the Speeders will win the 2020 Marble League, one thing is for certain: they are out of the basement.”
Reflecting on that moment, Whizzy said: “I could hear the Speeders fans cheering for me, but I still felt pretty low about getting knocked out by an O’ranger. It was still good, though.”
Whizzy finally gets the Speeders on the podium in 2020’s Funnel Endurance. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
What the Speeders fan section really looked forward to was the Newton’s Cradle event, where the duo of Speedy and Rapidly would show up. The team captain smashed into the Cradle with all their might and Rapidly notched up a 99.80. Between runs that day, Rapidly would still talk up how it was good to almost get 100 points until the team saw the O’rangers win it all with a 107.55.
For Coach Quickly, who retold the aftermath, the ninth in Newton’s Cradle “was infuriating. The two of them back then wouldn’t accept pairing with Velocity or Swifty, but that result finally convinced those two the team exists beyond them.”
However, veteran marble sports fans would remember Quickly’s first public statement after the event, which was more strident in tone. With their team eleventh overall and the O’rangers in first, Quickly called their Marble League a “disappointment.” The Coach praised Whizzy as “the only one who showed up” and that “the plan going into the season hasn’t worked.”
Rapidly would not start for the Speeders until the Triathlon. During that interlude in 2020, Rapidly was asked once about Quickly’s statement. Their response was curt: “There’s not much I can say, but I’ll live with it.”
Part of the announcement from Coach Quickly. (Photo Credit: Marble Sports Films)
From Event 5 to Event 10, Speedy made one appearance on the Block Pushing lineup, while Rapidly raced once in the Triathlon. Despite this, the Speeders had two bronzes and five top-five placements. Across four racing events, the team made it to the finals in all but one: the Triathlon, where Rapidly started.
The Hurdles, Block Pushing, Long Jump, and the Sprint: these were all classic events going back to the first two Marble Leagues. Even though the Speeders regularly scored in the top half in Block Pushing and dominated the track events in 2016 and 2017, it wasn’t clear if their experience could compete against new talents like the Hazers, Raspberry Racers, Green Ducks, or the Minty Maniacs. Their only record against them on the track was in 2019 when the Speeders tied for last across the three major track events.
But with time, Marblearth saw more of Coach Quickly’s strategy. No matter which Speeder started for their team, the same racing style was there. They would not have the flashiest start, but the Speeders rarely veered off in strange directions or saw their momentum come to a stop. Their aim was true and their acceleration was constant, no matter on track, sand, or water.
They would advance again and again off of lapses in their opponents’ judgment. Swifty overtook the Hazers in Hurdles at the final hurdle, climbing out of a heat of death. Or recall how quiet the stands in the Andromedome were during the Sprint semifinal, while a photo finish was arbitrated between Velocity and the Hazers’ Smoggy. The Speeders fans went ballistic when Velocity ran ahead by a millisecond. Right at the finish line, a slight wobble from Smoggy that Velocity lacked could have determined it all.
Velocity advances in the 2020 Sprint semifinal. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team’s fourth place in Block Pushing would be their team-best in the event. In their best push, Speedy rammed into the block and sent it flying, sliding only on the far end. With Swifty, Velocity, and Whizzy quickly catching up, the block kept going and ended up at 81.80.
No good news lasts forever, though, and the Speeders would lose their touch in multiple finals. Swifty took the first hurdle at a bad angle and could never catch up again to the Wisps and Raspberry Racers. Both them and Velocity would lose their grip halfway through the final, on the Sand Moguls and Sprint respectively.
Locked in a three-way tie for second at the Triathlon semifinals, Rapidly sped up so much going into the dive that they stumbled before they swam. The battle for second was lost soon after, in exchange for several shoves between Rapidly and the Wisps’ Wospy. That was how the star Speeder ended in seventh.
“After Triathlon I was getting ready to test the sand myself, but I talked to Rapidly about all that contact going on,” said Swifty. “I told them: ‘What gives? That was Wospy, you saved them on O’raceway five months ago! Why so aggressive?’ I didn’t get a word out of them at the time, though.”
Full contact between Rapidly and Wospy in the Triathlon. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
As noted by Stynth,
Funnel events are all about maintaining speed [and] colliding as little as possible.
from “Podium Moments – ML2020 Event 11”, by Stynth
Not surprisingly, Speedy and Rapidly wanted to go out again for Event 11, the Black Hole Funnel. “It was a risk,” reflected Coach Quickly. “I could have seen Velocity and Whizzy up there, and the rest of the team agreed with me. However, talking to Speedy changed my mind.”
The decision to drop into the Black Hole was one of the few Speedy would discuss with us at length. “The reasoning was simple – this is a big funnel where you are rarely colliding against others. That means the marbles who proved their grip on the Marbula track should go. If you can believe it, the Coach wanted me to start in High Jump at first. I told the Coach ‘I don’t do that.'”
The Speeders would win overall gold and hold the highest scoring run in the whole event, at 58.32 seconds. Interviewed alone by Stynth afterward, Speedy and Rapidly were jubilant. The Captain said: “They called the season ‘over’ for us…when it had barely begun.”
The Speeders compete in 2020’s Black Hole Funnel – an event in which they would earn gold. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Stynth also wrote:
It is easy to look at a team that consistently does so well and think that it’s always that simple—but for the Speeders, it is not.
from “Podium Moments – ML2020 Event 12”, by Stynth
The Speeders had two past golds in the Relay Run, but this season’s top overall teams had the momentum going in. The O’rangers barely lost out in the 2019 Relay, while the Minty Maniacs just won a gold in the Sprint.
The Speeders had their main lineup of Velocity, Swifty, Rapidly, and Speedy, a dream team by any sense of the term. Yet this team barely beat out Mellow Yellow in the opening heat to place in second, far behind the winning Oceanics. Meanwhile, the O’rangers demolished the current Marble League Relay record.
“It was too tense! We didn’t even dare say a word to each other!” said Swifty. Playing the starter, Swifty’s poor handoff to Velocity almost sunk their team when Team Momo dashed past them. Watching Momomomo stumble on the anchor leg, Speedy picked up the pace and forced a photo finish. Once again, it was the Speeders who advanced by a millisecond.
The final, judging by team momentum, was really between the Raspberry Racers and the O’rangers, neither of whom faced stiff competition in their rounds. Speedy switched with Swifty to take the first leg, only to stumble out the gate and see Clementin leave the Captain far behind. Velocity ran their leg, and the O’rangers’ lead grew more.
A consequential event in the Speeders’ 2020 title run: the Relay. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Then Greg Woods spoke for all of us: “The O’rangers have done it again – but here come the Speeders in the lane right next to them!” In the third leg, Rapidly charged like a speeding bullet, beating Orangin in the other lane to the anchor leg. Kinnowin stumbled, and maybe that did not even matter. Swifty stuck to their plan and finished several lengths ahead.
The Speeders won the gold against the O’rangers and were now second in the standings. After the Hurdles, the O’rangers were in first and the Speeders were 38 points behind. Now they trailed by ten.
The Speeders storm toward the top of the standings. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
In one event, the Speeders let the gap with the O’rangers grow to 35. Whizzy placed last in the High Jump, the only competitor to not clear the 36 cm mark. The booing from the Speeders fan section felt longer than the jumps Whizzy made.
“All I could hear for the next three days was the booing, and the loud O’s when Mandarin took the gold,” said Whizzy. “I couldn’t sleep because I was replaying it.”
Rapidly talked about the “despair” of that moment, while Velocity admitted their rage over not being picked despite doing well in Long Jump. For the Coach, however, there was planning to do. “A team in a Collision is only as good as their weakest link, and Whizzy was not ready mentally. If we don’t knock Collision out of the park, the championship is over. I asked Speedy to figure out Aquathlon because my focus was on our fifth member.”
In a sly tone, Speedy said they can’t comment on how they prepared the team for Event 14. But the results were undeniable: By diving into the water with lots of space between them, the Speeders could accelerate underwater and cut through any formation by their opponents.
Having beaten three teams on pure speed, the Speeders in the final faced off against the Midnight Wisps, masters of tactics. With three Speeders rolling off to one side, one of the Wisps went over and got to nudge all of them off course. And yet, it was Velocity who made a last-minute push, forcing a photo finish. They were a hundredth of a second away from taking gold for their team.
A photo finish in the Aquathlon final nearly derails the Speeders’ comeback. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Speeders were twenty points behind the O’rangers going into Collision. It was an event that commentators say the Speeders were “historically terrible” at, but there was no precedent for this moment. Unlike the past, the Speeders decelerated more going into the dominoes and knew how to avoid all the electrons and planet balls careening their way. They won every one of their group matches.
The toughest match for the Speeders during the knockout round was against Mellow Yellow, where the latter’s tight formation sent the Speeders flying all kinds of ways. By what both Quickly and Speedy call a “miracle,” one of their opponent’s athletes dropped out at the last second and the Speeders advanced with a 3-2 score.
“I don’t know how they did it, but Coach Quickly just felt something was wrong,” said Whizzy. It was the reserve who Quickly instructed to start further to their right, a formation change the Coach immediately petitioned to the JMRC. The request was approved right as the Wisps slinked off stage in their defeat, and the move paid off: the team launched out in a more coherent spear formation, beating the Minty Maniacs 4-1.
The Speeders and the Minty Maniacs, moments before impact in 2020’s Collision semifinal. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
It all ended with a safe formation and a tight Speeders win over the Thunderbolts, 4-3. Fans of all stripes were amazed, and answering their call Stynth interviewed the Coach after the Speeders waved before their ecstatic fans. Back then, the Coach told us: “I have little details to give you. It is our team’s tradition not to reveal our training strategies.”
Asked a year later about their Collision preparations, Quickly responded: “There is still little to say, but I will say that gold is my greatest achievement. It is the result of every member of this team cohering together and trusting each other.”
The whole team, coach included, embraced after the Collision gold. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Speeders were five points ahead into the final Marathon. Stynth, interviewing Captain Speedy before the race, got the following answer:
I do not doubt that I am going to win the event and the championship. There is no other outcome.
from “Podium Moments – ML2020 Event 15”, by Stynth
Twice the Speeders captain started for the team in a championship’s final event – 2016’s Hurdles and Marbula One’s Midnight Bay – and twice they won the event and the title. Sprinting past sector and sector to go from last to second in the qualifying race, Speedy’s promise seemed inevitable. Imagine the surprise among the team when Speedy went wide on the first turn of the Stardust Accelerator, falling nine places as they got pushed out to start the Marathon proper.
“I know Speedy will never admit to this, but after that first sector the Speeders’ plans were done, out the window!” reflected Kinnowin on that race. “And I can admit to myself our plans were done too. That whole race for me and them was just about quick reactions, fighting between each other on every turn. It got pretty ugly.”
Speedy chasing after Kinnowin at the start of a new lap in 2020’s Marathon. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
With Speedy and Kinnowin bumping back and forth, Coach Quickly fixed their sight on the front. “There wasn’t anything to say to our Captain, not until we knew who’s likely to be first,” recalled Quickly. It was not until Lap 20, after Wospy faltered and Minty Fresh started growing their lead, that Quickly said they sent a message to Speedy on the team radio: “Ease up, just beat O1 and it’s ours.”
Speedy would finish ninth that race, two ahead of Kinnowin. The exact gap, however, was less important. What’s important is that after the O’rangers beat the Speeders last minute in 2017, the reverse came to be in 2020. The media thought the Speeders were past their prime, and they were wrong. Coach Quickly was right: the Savage Speeders won the 2020 Marble League.
Glory: a second Marble League championship for the Savage Speeders. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Before the final event, Quickly says they met with Coach Rango; with both scrutinized every day over coaching two of Marblearth’s most storied teams, they formed a bond on the job. It was Coach Rango who, seeing the most spiteful of the O’rangers’ fans, suggested both teams should join together in a show of unity no matter the result.
The shouting between the Speeders and O’rangers fan sections, which were right beside each other, turned to cheers toward a circle on the field, with both teams standing side-by-side around the trophy. “This trophy goes out as well to our greatest competitor, as well as marble sports fans across the world,” declared Speedy to applause.
It was then that Quickly was pushed to take the final roll down the winner’s track, having the honor of dousing the Marble League flame. “It was not an easy year – none of the Speeders’ years were easy,” reflected the Coach. “But 2020 is the best so far.”
The Speeders and O’rangers show sportsmarbship after an intense 2020 season. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Unlike the urban legend among Speeders fans, the team does take some time off of practice in the summer off-season. Between the galas and gatherings they attended, the two siblings, Rapidly and Speedy, were also interviewed by Stynth:
I stood aside from the city’s mayor and the Speeders’ new manager, Savvy, as they handed the Speeders their second honorary key to the city after their homecoming parade…
“It makes us look tough,” Speedy asserted. “But of course we’re happy we won the Marble League! Between this championship and winning both Marbula One championships, this is our year.”
“You don’t need to put that façade up,” Coach Quickly disagreed. “It doesn’t make you look tough. It makes you look out-of-touch.”
“We’re the best team in the League. We are untouchable,” refuted Rapidly.
Coach Quickly sighed.
from “Offseason Moments – ML2020 Part 1”, by Stynth
Rapidly, by their admission, does not go on vacation often. However, scheduled between the training Quickly proposed for them or the publicity shoots Manager Savvy set up, they said “it was nice to have some private time with my friends and people I trust.”
Ahead of the second season of Marbula One, Rapidly led a team of four to travel across Marblearth. They raced up and down Colina Umerun in Numerun, saw the gleaming skyscrapers around Zuro’s main boulevard, then retreated to the fjords west of Thorston. Another team would meet them there for the week: the Midnight Wisps, four of their friendliest rivals.
“Don’t whine if we got 139!” said Wisps Captain Wispy at the time, to fewer Speeders laughter than they expected. “The Speeders are the best team of all time, so you know we think about if 2018 was just a fluke.”
“They are not the villains some fans think,” said Wospy. “Not just Rapidly, but the whole team was there for us after that experience on the O’raceway. We’re not in the best mood either after losing that auto-qualifier, so it’s nice to bond over both our near misses now.”
“It’s nice to get our feelings out, and they seemed more emotive than usual then,” said Wuspy. “Rapidly said they’re sorry for what they did to us at Polaria, but we still don’t know what they referred to.”
The Speeders and the Midnight Wisps going hiking together. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)
There is one conspicuous absence in this story: Speedy, the Captain. “Well, it’s been four years now where they travel off somewhere without telling us,” explained Velocity. “It does annoy me a lot, but when you’re the greatest living athlete you don’t go by other people’s rules.”
Despite multiple inquiries from us, no one within the Speeders organization or any other team recalls seeing Speedy that off-season. The one exception was Minty Fresh, 2020’s highest-scoring individual athlete. They recall a surprise appearance by Speedy on the Minty Mania grounds, a few weeks before the Grand Prix took place.
“The two of us went off to the side and had an intense conversation,” said the Minty Maniac. “A lot of Speedy wanting to know my training regimen, but also telling me how I can improve my mindset and maintain top placements. The only issue was a week after, I had a hard time remembering all the detailed suggestions they gave!”
Speedy meets Minty Fresh in Chlorotopia. (Photo credit: Piney)
According to Coach Quickly, Speedy and Rapidly were finally back in Vellis ten days before traveling to the Minty Mania GP for Marbula One Season 2. “I would have liked to have more of a discussion about racer choice,” said the coach, “but Speedy had one sentence for me: ‘Without Rapidly in the Relay, we would only have silver and would have lost the Championship.’ Fair enough.”
Qualifying Day came along in Herbotamia, and Speeders fans hollered when Speedy rolled onto Minty Mania. Across three qualifier rounds and two race-offs, the defending Racer’s Champion was in better form than ever. What caused them to start at P4 was not bad defense or lack of acceleration, but because they overshot the belt in the final race-off and fell two rungs.
That small error did not seem a big deal. Speedy moved their way up to P2 behind Yellow Eye as the race started and played perfect defense, keeping on the track’s center and not letting a train of racers behind them pace. Only one snuck by: Team Momo’s Momo. It was on Lap 5 when speeding up out of the banked turn to catch Momo, that Speedy crashed.
They bounced up the circuit’s conveyor belt rather than lodging on it, arching down into the belt’s side gear. The red flag lights flashed and the belt shut down, but not after the gears already scratched Speedy and juggled them in the air.
With the other racers stopped by the belt, cheers turned into whispers. All marbles were propped still except for the stewards rolling in to retrieve Speedy. “I remember saying, tell me they’re OK please, tell me they’re okay,” said Wospy.
An artist’s rendition of concerned racers after Speedy’s crash at Minty Mania. (Art Credit: Piney; Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Carried up the belt and off the circuit, Speedy was immediately checked up in the garage. When medics announced they had only minor scratches, the crowd roared and the race restarted. “It’s just a miracle, the greatest one that team pulled off,” said Coach Rango.
But, for the first time, Speedy watched a race roll on that they could not finish. When asked by us about their feelings during that race, Speedy showed us a shelf with hundreds of cards bearing well wishes. There was optimism from athletes like Starry, Kinnowin, and Yellow looking to challenge Speedy again soon; long prose from coaches and sportswriters; and a few from Accellaise’s youth, children who were inspired by Speedy to get into sports themselves.
“Honestly, I don’t remember the pain I felt in that moment – though it hurt,” said Speedy. “I remember the fear from thinking ‘is this the end? Will I never be as fast as I was? Will I ever race again?’ “
Speedy let go of the cards, then continued: “If I never raced again, how will Marblearth remember me? Marble training will improve in the future, so I doubt I am the greatest racer of all time. Then will they remember me for my controversies, my conduct, my character?
“I always thought those questions distract from practice, from maintaining my fitness. But the week Rapidly raced, I took time off to ponder this. I didn’t train at all going up to Honeydome. My mind was somewhere else.”
Speedy was checked by medics after the Minty Mania GP restart. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Rapidly would have their opening race at the O’raceway, and the potential duel with Orangin of the O’rangers was all the rage. With both putting in average Q1 times, they were side by side on the starting grid at tenth and eleventh. On the first lap of the O’raceway Grand Prix, it was Rapidly who stepped up through the sand and rushed to fifth. Suddenly, Rapidly took the 45-degree turn into Sector 3 wrong and got checked left and right by Orangin and Red Eye.
Finishing the first lap in eleventh, Rapidly would only do worse. Time and time again they’d deflect off the curb into Sector 3 rather than turning next to it, wasting valuable seconds and getting overtaken. Even as Orangin befell a similar fate, there was no satisfaction. Orangin placed second to last, but Rapidly ended dead last.
In the post-race press conference, reporters were treated to an unusual sight. Rapidly openly criticized some coaching and management decisions, saying they were not given enough chances to race ahead of Marbula One. “It doesn’t help that the O’rangers had all these great fixes to the track that made it so hard to race skillfully on.” If the press moved on that time, it’s because neither Quickly nor Rango commented on the stir.
Rapidly finished in last place on the O’raceway. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Speeders’ stay in the bottom three of the rankings was brief. As soon as Speedy finished their qualifying lap at Honeydome in the top eight, the air around them felt different. They drifted across the Bee Dance sector with ease and never slowed down in the Hive, sneaking around Bumble on the last corner of their hometown track to take pole position.
Beaten to the inside line out the start by Bumble, Speedy would get bumped side to side by competitors and fall to eighth by Lap 2. But then the Racer Champion showed their true skill – the power to stay on the racing line on tricky turns like the Bee Dance or the final M-shaped chicane. Weaving around those who overtook them, Speedy circled Momo by Lap 5 to retake the lead.
Speedy, Momo, Bumble: the race’s top three danced around each other to take a decisive lead, but it was the Speeder who was on point whether on turns, straights, or the belt. Once Speedy built up a distance away from second place, the other two faltered.
Speedy’s dominance at Season 2’s Honeydome quelled any concerns of injuries for the Speed Freak. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“Speedy gets the win, the Savage Speeders’ first of the season of Marbula One!” Announced Greg Woods. The Speeders fans were not the largest, but they were the loudest that day. Their idol was back in it all.
The one wrinkle in their hopes was the Tumult Turnpike. With some questionable choices in their racing line, Speedy qualified poorly and started P16 there. Making it through all the chaos in the opening laps, the Speeders Captain would fight up the standings to finish ninth. With 30 points, they were seventh out of 40 racers.
Speedy celebrating gold at the Honeydome GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Rapidly was a different story. After the O’raceway, the team’s second racer took to the asphalt at the Aquamaring and Arctic Circuit. On the former track Rapidly placed last: they kept taking the outer lane of the central split, colliding and never picking up momentum. On the Arctic Circuit, a poor start by Rapidly compounded when they collided against the sharp Turn 7, swiveling for a moment before racing again.The time was 23.93, just below the cutoff for qualifying for the main race with Rima and Red Eye to go. On the same day that Rima asserted their place in Season 2 and Red Eye looked to nab another gold, Rapidly caused the Savage Speeders to not qualify for the first time in any JMR event.
Rapidly slumping by the belt after their Arctic Circuit Q1 lap. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
What happened after Rapidly’s DNQ was not revealed until after the Marbula One season concluded when a recording surfaced of a meeting between the Speeders’ Marbula One team. Coach Quickly would eventually confirm the recording is factual.
At the start of the tape, Quickly made mention of Speedy, Rapidly, and Swifty in the same room. Then they revealed the reason for the talk: Quickly made an inquiry to the JMRC on whether a racer can be swapped out after Race 6, and the Coach wanted to raise the possibility of swapping Rapidly for Swifty.
“Are you thinking straight?” Was Speedy’s only reply. Quickly then went into a long speech where they analyzed Rapidly’s racing failures, predicting they would finish in the bottom quarter among all racers this season. To conclude, the Coach said: “Even if there are family bonds between you and Rapidly, the stats don’t give me much hope. Starting next year Rapidly can focus on Marble League 2021 instead.”
“I know Rapidly much better than you could,” retorted Speedy on the tape. “And this move by you is out of the line. You should be ashamed of yourself.”
Several minutes of yelling over each other followed. During one part, Speedy can be heard saying Rapidly won gold medals before Coach Quickly was involved in sports. During another, Quickly claims Speedy is jealous because Swifty has raced better than the Captain. Then, the sound of rolling is heard.
“You’ve made excuses for your sibling for three years now, but I thought you’d shut up when the team’s reputation is on the line,” Quickly can be heard saying. “I’m done with you two. If you think your sibling’s so great, figure their racing out yourself.” According to Swifty, the ear-splitting crash ending the recording was the moment Quickly swung the locker door behind them. “It was just silence between the three of us there… when Speedy started rolling out, I went right after the Captain. We had to give Rapidly some space.”
Rapidly at a CMM press conference following Arctic Circuit. (Design Credit: Baron)
After the Arctic Circuit GP, the media only heard from Manager Savvy that there would be an unexpected delay in the Speeders press conference. When Rapidly came out and was asked if their underperformance was due to “personal troubles,” they responded:
I appreciate that some people may be trying to give me an excuse to fall back on, please ignore the rumors. These results, whether they are wins or losses, are mine and I own them. I’ve won, and I’ve lost. That’s the game we play…
I do not want my failures to be excused by claims of personal troubles, or injuries, or anything at all. I own it all. I own the wins, and I will own the losses.
From that day to the Winter Special, the Speeders were a non-entity. They were eleventh overall in Marbula One, Rapidly was without points, and Manager Savvy had nothing to comment on any journalistic inquiry. The Marblebase would gossip back and forth on whether Rapidly would be sacked until a short JMRC statement noted no M1 team made a final request to swap racers mid-season.
Finally, on a snowy night at the foot of the Himarblelayas, the Speeders’ team plane touched down and carried the whole team in it. Speeders fans crowded around every athlete they knew, their coach, and their manager. Silent as they rolled past upon arrival, the team issued a statement from Captain Speedy: the team would use the Marble League Winter Special to showcase athletes apart from Rapidly and themselves, so the M1 racers would not have to overexert.
For a brief moment, all four Marble League champions were peacefully in each other’s company during the Winter Special opening ceremony. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
According to the JMRC, the Speeders were invited to the Winter Special as the runners-up of 2018’s Winter Marble League. As much as they acted like they were invisible the whole tournament, the Speeders were as fast as ever. Swifty could have scored higher in fifth in Ice Dash if not for losing a photo finish, and the same for Whizzy’s sixth in the Snowboard Cross if not for a block by Team Galactic. Less memorable were Velocity’s last place in Speed Skating and a sixth-place in Bobsled marred by a bumpy finish.
Going into the final Ice Hockey event, Speedy and Quickly appeared together at a press conference for the first time since Tumult Turnpike. Their answers to questions were curt, but the idea was clear: Both marbles were sharing coaching duties in search of a Hockey Gold that eluded them in 2018.
What followed was the peak of the tournament for the Speeders, starting from when they quickly dispatched the Green Ducks and the Snowballs. Playing against Team Galactic in the semi-final, the Speeders nearly lost by one if not for Rapidly checking a Galactic defender and letting it all tie up 3-3. Then the two teams went into a double-overtime grudge match, broken at the last second by a Rapidly back-hander into the Galactic net.
Rapidly checking the defense and letting one more puck pass through in the Winter Special’s Ice Hockey. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“Those two overtimes were so contact heavy, we were really out of breath coming out of it,” said Swifty. In the final, the Raspberry Racers not only had more stamina but also had a whole separate section of Oceanics fans shouting for them. The Speeders were outplayed in the final 4-1, but still walked away with a silver medal.
According to independent analyst Roilan, the Speeders’ Whizzy made the most saves while Swifty shot the most goals. With every Speeder on a podium for the first time since Polaria, the warmth started to show in the team. Looking back, Coach Quickly places more emphasis: “We needed that moment to bring some joy back into our lineup.”
In less than a week, Speedy was across half of Marblearth and testing the straights on the Raceforest circuit. A repeat Racer’s Championship was possible, and the Captain fielded more questions about whether they could beat the Cat’s Eyes, Hazy, or Billy. The answers were generic: they would beat them all, no doubt.
That Grand Prix was the first time Speedy raced against Red Eye in Marbula One, and the first time Speedy was beaten by Red Eye. The Cat’s Eye ran a faster Q1 lap, then defended against Speedy behind them for three straight laps. It all came undone when Red Eye smacked against the starting lights, letting Speedy roll past – but not enough to overtake Team Primary’s Rima for pole.
In the main race, we saw Speedy’s lesson from the Qualifier was “be more aggressive.” The Speeder cut right in front of polesitter Rima before the first turn, only to see Red Eye nudge them off the racing line and lead out of the first sector. Speedy was more consistent exiting the belt, but Red Eye’s superior handling of straights meant the lead traded back and forth between these two.
The theatrics started on Lap 10 when the nearly lapped Razzy stuck to the middle of the track and refused to let Red Eye through. Cutting ahead of Red Eye to take first, Speedy found themselves just as vulnerable to Razzy. The racing was tense, Speedy going bumper to bumper trying to overtake the Raspberry Racer.
“This is not that hard, I thought, they were a mediocre racing team,” said Speedy. “But it was aggression I wasn’t used to, and I kept hitting more and more curbs. That was how Red Eye overtook me for the last time.”
A clash of titans at the Raceforest culminated in one clear victory – the Crimson Cat. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
After fifteen laps, it was Red Eye with the double gold medal this season. Diplomatic after the race, Speedy in their mind must have rewound Greg Woods’s call of the last lead change: from the defending Racer Champion, a “momentary lapse of judgment.”
Much occupied Speedy’s mind at that time. They would explain that they had little time for personal training because after Coach Quickly’s ultimatum they were focusing on Rapidly. Whole days were spent practicing with Speedy’s sibling, trying to resolve what the Captain diagnosed as a “lack of drive.”
“Rapidly’s qualifying laps were mediocre, with little understanding of the right line into turns,” diagnosed Speedy. “They then start in the middle of the pack and make no effort to climb up like we did last season. A few laps later, Rapidly is far behind the midfield and doomed to be out of points.”
“Everything Speedy said to me made sense, and we worked long hours on how to race differently,” said Rapidly. “But the day before we traveled to Om, I wasn’t up to Speedy’s standards and they said to me: ‘I wish I knew why you aren’t how you used to be.’ Which is … the point isn’t for Speedy to know me better than myself.”
Speedy racing ahead of Rapidly in training. (Photo Credit: Vector)
At the Momotorway, the worst of Speedy’s predictions came true. Rapidly collided against the attenuator out of Sector 1 in qualifying, placing eleventh on the grid in the end. At the Grand Prix’s start, Rapidly barely accelerated going in and out of the wide 180-degree turn, and would take turns too late, colliding with the side. By Lap 3, they were last and only got slower. Rapidly’s final finishing time was 20 seconds behind Yellow Eye’s championship-defining win.
There were no reporters crammed into Rapidly’s press conference as in the past, and the racer could only say one thing before leaving: “I’m sorry for disappointing the fans.”
Rapidly (top) a full turn behind the midfield (bottom) during Season 2’s Momotorway GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
At Palette Park, Speedy qualified at a respectable seventh, several rows ahead of Racer Championship leaders like Red Eye and Bolt. However, press questions still focused mostly on whether the Speeder fears those rival racers could catch up to them. At one point, the Captain exclaimed: “What do you want to know?! I don’t know how Red Eye trained to be this good and I don’t want to know how.”
“It was a lapse of judgment,” recalled Speedy. “But I was so used to calling myself the closer, not these new racers. The skills to go from the back row and front row are rare, and they’re owned by me. At least, that was what my ego told me.”
Racing on the fastest track of the season, Speedy’s experience showed. While the dark horses like Pulsar or Tumult took the early lead, Speedy overtook them all by avoiding crashing out on the straights and banked turns. Then came the race’s second half.
“Wospy has recovered very nicely, up into second place!” announced Greg Woods. “I think Speedy could see Wospy coming up the belt, so went on the inside just to be safe.” What seemed like strategy – Speedy swerving inside one lap and outside another – might have been hesitancy and fear as Wospy kept making up the gap.
Speedy and Wospy, side-by-side in a pivotal Palette Park moment. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
On Lap 16, Speedy was overtaken after a poor belt exit. Greg Woods chuckled: “Wospy, into the lead – and that was from dead last!” Speedy accelerated past Wospy the next lap and built up a bigger lead, but the two were neck and neck again at the penultimate lap.
On the third turn of that lap, Speedy got forced by Wospy up a curb, ceding the lead. On the final lap, Speedy accelerated one last time to get right behind Wospy, but it fell short. Wospy became the first racer to go from last to first in Marbula One history.
The three medalists of the Palette Park GP unintentionally recreated the 2020 Team Aquathlon podium, following yet another tense finish. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Rapidly recalls what happened after. “Speedy was being diplomatic in public. Losing two close finishes like that made them heartbroken. They told me we can’t train together anymore, because Speedy needed to focus on themselves. And the best thing I did that season was knowing I’m on my own, but not isolating myself.”
Rapidly filed through a stack of letters, and picked out one from Wospy sent after Palette Park. “Dear Rapidly – I wouldn’t have won that Marbula gold without you,” they read, “… At my lowest point, you kept me going on the track and showed me one failure didn’t mean I should be left behind… The world of marble racing needs you to contend like you always had.”
“After the Momotorway, I talked to Whizzy more about composure as well as to others,” said Rapidly. “Then Wospy sent me that message, I read it and I broke down that second. I needed someone to tell me that. I own my failures, but it’s not right for me to be defined by them!”
“There were three days I spent with Rapidly after Palette Park before their long ride to Misty Mountain,” said Whizzy, “and something changed. They were colliding less with me in training, daring to glide on top of track curbs and more. The fire in them was alive.”
The top four bunched up in Q3 at the Savage Speedway. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Flying through the fog, Rapidly made it past the Misty Mountain’s Q1 round for the first time in three races, starting in sixth. Once the race started, Rapidly swerved beautifully past one marble and another, sticking to the racing line down the pair of Z turns in Sector 2. Halfway through the race, the Speeder put some distance between their opponents, placing provisionally in fourth.
Without much to do with the drama at the front, Rapidly went to third before the restart by profiting off Wispy colliding with Bumble at the sharp corner. Then, on the first lap of the restart, they sped up on the final straight and swerved between Starry and Cerulean to take the lead.
For the first time this season, Rapidly led a lap—two, in fact. In the end, some solid defense from Hazy and Mallard held the racer back to third place. But that third is a Marbula One podium placement for Rapidly over a year in the making.
Rapidly led a lap with very little of the Misty Mountain GP to go. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“I stepped onto the podium that day, with a bottle to celebrate, and I just felt it was so fun – like it was when last season started.” said Rapidly. “Coach Quickly was at my side, and before we got on they said to me ‘I’m sorry for what I said.’ But it was okay because I told Coach as well – right now is a time to party.”
As Rapidly’s redemption began, Speedy was in a bind. The Captain had a chance to defend their Racer’s Championship title against the two Cat’s Eyes, but their real objective was more visceral. “I can’t help but think I must beat Red Eye again where it mattered,” they recalled.
The Captain was aware of Coach Quickly – if not the whole Speeders team – saying they should run at Midnight Bay as the best way to get a second gold. Yet, Speedy insisted they should run and win at the Savage Speedway, supposedly to entertain as many home fans as possible. Once White Eye repeated that Red Eye would run on the Speedway, Quickly thought: “Speedy went out because they think it’s destiny, even if I don’t.”
In the Q1 round, Speedy pulled a respectable time: 24.551 seconds, just milliseconds behind two others for provisional fourth fastest lap. The cheering home circuit fans quickly held their breath, seeing Red Eye’s time right after: 24.337, the fastest by several lengths.
The two race-offs turned into a duel between Speedy and Red Eye for pole position. Making up ground, Speedy was on the same belt rung as Red Eye, until the Cat’s Eye’s great belt exit left Speedy far behind. “Speedy looks a bit shocked,” said Greg Woods: Red Eye won a decisive pole position, Speedy in P2.
The top four bunched up in Q3 at the Savage Speedway. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The two giants were still on the same row on the starting grid: there was time to turn it around for the Speeders. But two laps in, the dream was over. While Speedy was boxed in on all sides by Ocean, Minty Drizzel, and Prim, Red Eye was ahead of the pack and their lead grew wider and wider. Speedy weaving between friend and foe on the Speedway’s long straight was more performance than anything that mattered.
Red Eye clinched the Racer and Team Championships by running eight seconds ahead of all others. Speedy’s racing was more uneven and eventually, they were overtaken by Starry, finishing in sixth.
Fate was unkind toward Speedy this Marbula One season. There was no comeback and the suspense for the Championships resolved in a way no Speeders fan wanted. In this season Speedy was consistently one of the best, but just got beaten for gold at the end of races again and again. Following a few words of congratulation for Red Eye, Speedy retreated from the fans’ view and into the garage.
A fair share of the home fans rolled out of the stands before the podium ceremony took place. For the few that stayed around longer, they tried to sound optimistic. “I still have faith in our captain, and they and Rapidly will always be the core of the team for me,” said one interviewee. “And after seeing this whole race with Red Eye… sometimes you just have to recognize greatness.”
Red Eye speeds away during the race, deciding the championship on their terms with a triple-crown win at the Savage Speedway. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Midnight Bay, the circuit marking the Speeders’ first taste of glory last year, was now a race without stakes. Rapidly raced for the team at a time when the fans were mainly worried Yellow Eye and Hazy could squeeze Speedy out of the Racer’s Championship Podium altogether.
Rapidly finished the Midnight Bay Qualifiers in tenth, nowhere near the main news that day as Bolt did not qualify while Cerulean took pole in a statement after Misty Mountain. On race day, seconds in Rapidly jumped up the curb around the opening hairpin, falling to fifteenth. The team radio, however, sounded unfazed. “It’s not a fatal error,” broadcasted Quickly. “The plan is still in motion, focus on belt exit.”
Focus is what Rapidly did, accelerating to the belt’s center and then skirting by the opening curbs. At the start of Lap 2, they went from fifteenth to seventh. The climb only continued: they, Razzy, and Cerulean were the only racers to consistently not overshoot the hairpins and get stuck on the curbs.
Ten laps in, Rapidly saw Razzy wobbling from a poor turn around the opening hairpin and darted past to take the lead. “A great move there, going around the outside!” exclaimed Greg Woods. Even if Cerulean sped up to take second by the final lap, it was never bumper to bumper between them. Rapidly, to the fan’s cheers, won the Midnight Bay Grand Prix by over a second.
Rapidly celebrates their race win at the Midnight Bay GP alone on the top step of the podium, with Quickly looking up from the bottom. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The garage erupted with noise after Rapidly’s win. Over the radio, Coach Quickly could be heard: “That was perfect.” Speedy would recall thinking to themselves: “I don’t understand what just happened, but my sibling is back.” If Speedy wanted to talk with Rapidly after the race podium celebrations, there was no time. Rapidly just pushed their sibling back up the podium so they’d accept their second place in the Team Championship.
In the end, even if the Crazy Cat’s Eyes dominated Marbula One Season 2, the Speeders were the next best thing. Rapidly’s gold meant the team climbed from fourth to second, and Speedy ultimately saved their second place in the Racer Championship.
“I think back to what I said about Red Eye out of passion, and no champion deserves to be questioned that way,” said Speedy after the festivities were over. “This is a season full of legends old and new. I’ll see you all again for Season 3.” Meanwhile, Rapidly was too busy rolling with joy in front of the Speeders fan section.
Rapidly’s race win at Midnight Bay allowed the Speeders to follow up their debut Marbula One victory as runners-up of Season 2. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
On one of our final days at the Vellis training complex, a group interview with the team was delayed because they spent extra time diagnosing Rapidly’s middling 23rd out of 28 at the Felynia Practice Race. Manager Savvy instead toured us around the complex, more than any outsider has before. For the first time, we saw the variety of contraptions and courses inside, the latter built of various materials, more than enough with which to host a Marble League.
With only time to ask one question with the whole team before the day was over, we asked whether the team was willing to host a Marble League soon. “We think about it all the time, but now we know the real issue is the pressure it puts on us,” said Coach Quickly. “I respect the Crazy Cat’s Eyes for juggling winning Marbula One and hosting this year, but I can’t imagine the stress they’re under to excel at both.”
“The more pressure you face in your life, the sooner the cracks start to show,” said Whizzy. “Sometimes we need to take a step back and fix what was broken.” It was a wise comment to which the whole team nodded in agreement.
To make up for the delay, our reporters saw how the Speeders usually wrap up training days: the team, Coach included, would race one more time against each other on a random track, which this time was a combination sprint and sand moguls track.
Coach Quickly, being larger than the others, stumbled early out of the gate as they usually do. The other five stayed balanced in their track lanes, before swinging and jostling each other over the sand up to the finish. Three red blurs rolled through the finish line: Speedy, Whizzy, and Velocity in a photo finish.
“You know, let’s just call it a tie for first between us three,” said Speedy. Our reporters waved goodbye after that moment, but as we left we saw a cheery sight: the Speeders were huddling together, laughing.
In RetRollSpective, the Savage Speeders are a team that is as complex as champions get. They reached the pinnacle in both Marble League and Marbula One – twice. They hold the record for the most total medals in the Marble League (35) and most golds (15). Despite their storied successes, the Speeders’ internal culture reached such a pressure point that it could have put some athletes’ careers on the line. Fortunately for us on the outside, the team processed through the worst and is ready for Marble League 2024. Unfortunately for the other teams, this means you once again can’t count out the Savage Speeders to win it all. Best of luck to the Savage Speeders in the near future, keep on rolling!
Marble League 2016 ChampionsMarble League 2017 Runners-upMarble League 2018 Runners-upMarble League 2020 ChampionsMarble League 2023 3rd PlaceThe medals earned by the Savage Speeders in the Marble League. Logos designed by Tim Ritz and tinted by Novawolf.
Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Shining Swarm, the runners-up of Marble League 2022. Read on to find out how this team has swarmed the competition!
The official logo for the Shining Swarm, designed by Tim Ritz.
The Shining Swarm is a team that is known for being unknown—the team notorious for being forgotten by fans, questioning how they got into the Marble League and why they’re still in the tournament. It’s a question worthy of asking. What does the Shining Swarm have to offer that Team Plasma did not? (Well, they qualified for a Marble League.) What makes the team any better than the Quicksilvers? (Well, they were better than them in 2017.) Is the team forgettable because the Savage Speeders, another double-S team, also exist? (Most definitely.) You may ask, “Well, Stynth said that “they’re one of the most prevalent teams in the tournament”…they’re not more important than the O’rangers, right?”
No team is more important than the other – each team has its place in marble sports history, and there’s something we can learn from every team that has competed. We can learn from Team Plasma that if you haven’t done enough training for Qualifiers, you probably shouldn’t compete. We can learn from the Quicksilvers that just because your Marble Rally athlete is good doesn’t mean that your Marble League athletes will be. We can learn from the Jungle Jumpers that going out the night before the final event of the season is a bad idea. So, you’re probably asking, what can we learn from the Shining Swarm? The answer is simple: it’s to have fun.
“It was a day spinner, a one-way fidget, yeah…” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Shining Swarm hail from a city on the coast named Galeem. The city is named for the shining waters that surround the city, located on a peninsula that juts out from the mountainous mainland, whose mountains gleam with snow-covered summits. Galeem sits at the mouth of the Silver River, which is where the team took its original name from, calling themselves the Silver Swarm. The team had to change their name to avoid confusion with the Quicksilvers and were instead inspired by the swaths of natural beauty surrounding their homeland, which shine in the sunlight, in choosing “Shining Swarm” as their team name.
Shiny, Sparkle, Shimmer, and Sterling are musicians at heart and have strived to maintain their talents even through their athletic training. The fab four were in a band called “The MarBeats” which produced such hits as “Here Comes The Swarm”, “Fidget to Ride”, and “I Wanna Be Your Marble”. Their most popular hit, “Roll Over and Roll Out”, resonated with marble sports fans because the song discussed the growing popularity of regional marble sports tournaments. In 2015, the song was used in a featurette about the tournaments, underscoring videos of competitions like the Surculo, Ramen Bowl, and the Knikkegen Marble League.
During this time, the team started to get interested in the tournaments themselves, fantasizing about possibly entering the competition themselves. They performed their last live concert on a rooftop in Draklin, performing songs from their Marbly Road album. The team returned to Galeem in early 2016 to begin athletic training, and after the conclusion of the 2016 Marble League, applied for the 2017 Marble League Qualifiers. Their application was accepted, and the team debuted in the tournament on 23 June 2017.
“I’m pushing a block before the rain gets in…” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Shiny raced out of the gate in the first event, the Relay Race, only to fall behind the competition quickly. From then on, the Swarm learned to conserve their energy in the long term, and began scoring better. The team did best in Block Pushing, placing fourth overall. Amassing twenty-three points overall, the Shining Swarm qualified for the 2017 Marble League at fifth in the overall standings.
The team appeared in the tournament not even two weeks later, debuting in the opening ceremony and first event on 01 July 2017. Shimmer represented the Swarm in Funnel Spinning instead of Sparkle, who had participated in the event during Qualifiers, and scored worse, placing twelfth. In the Long Jump, Sterling tied with Goolime with a score of 68.8 centimeters, placing ninth. After two events, the Shining Swarm seemed to have plateaued in twelfth place, on track to become a forgettable team in the bottom half of the standings akin to the Quicksilvers and Jungle Jumpers.
However, this was not to be the case. If there was one event that the Shining Swarm had trained for, it was the Collision event. Another reason behind their team name was because of their love for this type of event—one where the team “swarms” its opponents for the high ground—to remain on the arena and not fall to the floor.
Truth be told, the Shining Swarm did not prepare for the presence of fidget spinners in the arena, but to be fair, no team did. The spinners were introduced shortly before the teams attended Qualifiers, and were rumored to cater to the sudden popularity of the toys. When it came to the actual event, however, the Swarm stuck together as much as they could. The team made it to the quarterfinals just barely over the Chocolatiers, broke a tie with Mellow Yellow to advance to the semifinals, and broke a tie with Team Primary to advance to the finals. The Swarm decisively defeated the Limers two to one, earning their first medal in the Marble League.
“And in the moment of the celebrations, I roll down…” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
For all of the craziness of the Fidget Spinner Collision, between Momomomo’s injury and the fan invasion on the arena, the Swarm’s positive energy shone through. “We knew that a lot of the fans were worried about Team Momo, and we were worried too,” reflected Shimmer. “We got onto the spinner after our quarterfinal match to try to cheer people up.”
“We’re performers at heart. It’s what we do,” Sterling added.
The Shining Swarm rose into third place after the event, peaking early in the season. Aside from Sparkle placing second-to-last in the 5 Meter Sprint, the rest of the Swarm’s results placed in the top half to the middle of the standings. Their most notable placements aside from their gold in Collision were the team’s 35.5 in Archery, Sparkle’s fourth place in the Underwater Race, and Shiny’s fifth place in the Sand Rally. Throughout the rest of the season, the Shining Swarm remained in the middle of the standings, finishing in seventh overall with 112 points. With one gold medal, they finished close to Team Momo, the Chocolatiers, the Pinkies, Team Galactic, the Midnight Wisps, and Mellow Yellow—teams from ninth to third place not even twenty points apart.
“There’s nowhere you can roll that isn’t where you’re meant to roll.” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“Honestly, we did better than we expected. I mean, I did poorly in the 5 Meter Sprint,” admitted Sparkle. “But I did great in the Underwater Race. Having the chance to race among athletes like Kinnowin was such an honor.”
“We’re here to have fun, but we don’t take any of it for granted,” promised Shiny. “It’s something—an experience you can’t buy.”
“In my life, the only thing that compares is music, and even then, there’s a reason we retired from recording,” Sparkle added.
The Shining Swarm appeared next in the 2018 Marble League Draw with their new reserve member, Glimmer, where they were sorted into Group C with teams that they had never competed against, save for the Thunderbolts, Limers, and Team Primary. Unfortunately, they were unable to place above fifth in any of the four events and finished dead last in their group. The Shining Swarm would miss the 2018 Marble League.
“The marble on the hill sees the sun rolling down.” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
During their extended offseason, the team attended the main tournament of the 2018 Marble League and released one more album as the MarBeats, named Let it Roll. The titular song of the album charted high on Marbleboard along with “Across the Marbleverse” and “The Long and Shining Road”. The MarBeats officially announced their retirement from the music industry after the album’s release, committing themselves fully to marble sports as the Swarm.
The Shining Swarm competed next in the 2018 Marble League Consolation Race, where Shimmer finished seventh out of the eleven competitors. The team submitted Sparkle to compete in the 100 Meter Water Race; they finished nineteenth, above Mandarin, and other athletes who did not finish the race. The Swarm reformed in the Amazing Maze Marble Race, finishing last in Group E with only 27 points earned.
“A lot of our fans were beginning to question why we stopped touring and recording. In their opinion, we were much better at music than we were at sports. And you know what? They’re probably right,” Shimmer mused. “But we’ve moved on. This is something that we enjoy regardless of how we place. It brings out the best in us.”
All things considered, the best of the Shining Swarm was not present in the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers. The team had earned only five points after three of the four events, and although Shimmer did well in their heat of the Underwater Race, placing ninth overall, it was not enough. The Shining Swarm failed to qualify with only fifteen points to their name.
A tweet by the official Marble League account joked that the Shining Swarm would win Marble League 2019.
“You know, our fanbase isn’t big. It’s not easy being overshadowed by franchises that are better grounded in the legacy of the Marble League,” Shimmer glanced at a picture of the Savage Speeders, “and trying to make your mark in something as legendary as this competition. We’re a fun bunch and we love what we do. That’s why we were riding the fidget spinners when we were advancing and later won that event. Not everything has to be serious.”
The Shining Swarm was prepared for another long offseason. Its members were considering making their solo music when the Marble League Showdown was announced as a B-League to the main tournament. When the team learned that Collision would be an event, they got so excited, they began rolling back and forth in excitement, according to their coach, Gleam.
The Shining Swarm gained media attention during the latter half of the 2019 Marble League after being featured in jest as the Marble League Twitter account’s favorite to win the tournament, despite not qualifying. The team became a meme due to its tendency to be forgotten, which helped them get more popular. The Shining Swarm’s fans, nicknamed the “Swarmy”, began to grow in number, and the Swarm itself gained a new logo, a new hashtag, and a newfound determination. They were ready to rise and shine.
“Once there was a way to roll back homeward…” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Shining Swarm began the 2019 Marble League Showdown poorly with a penultimate finish in the Sand Rally, but delivered a strong performance in Collision, utilizing their same strategy from two years before edge ahead of the Kobalts in the first heat, defeat the Snowballs in the quarterfinals, and dominate against Team Primary in the third-place match despite faltering against the Rojo Rollers in the semifinals. The Swarm stood on the podium for the first time in nearly two years and was handed bronze-colored medals made of aluminum to celebrate the occasion.
“That is the best I’ve felt in two years,” Shiny exclaimed. “And there weren’t even any fidget spinners!”
Shiny continued to shine in Funnel Spinning, placing fifth, but the team staggered in Balancing, placing tenth. The team tied for eighth overall with the Minty Maniacs in points but dropped to ninth because of their bronze medal. The Shining Swarm finished in the bottom four teams, and as a result, did not move on to the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers.
“And in the end, the roll you take is equal to the roll you make.” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Rolling Over and Out
an addendum by The Emperor
The Shining Swarm returned to Galeem disappointed following their relegation in the Showdown but was determined to not let their fans down. The team decided unanimously that to entertain themselves during the extended break until their next tournament, they would return to the music industry to make money.
“We just love music.” Captain Sparkle said. “We realized that after so long away from music, we wanted to get back into it, and I think we’re going to enjoy it.”
And enjoy it they did. Music is said to bring marbles together, and the Swarm created several new friendships with fellow marbles on the world tour of their album, Marbly Mystery Tour. The first of which was with Gallum, the reserve member of the Quicksilvers. The Swarm visited the home of the Quicksilvers during their world tour at the Silverdome and performed there on the eve of the final event of the 2019 Surculo League; the Silver Surculo GP. Gallum performed the opening song for the Swarm, “Shiny Lane”. To the raucous applause of the Quicksilvers fans in the audience, Silvery won the race and vaulted the Quicksilvers to second place overall in the league, just two points behind Team Toadstool.
“Seeing the pure joy music brings to the Swarm, and everybody who listens to them is heartwarming,” Gallum stated. “It was very special to be a part of their show tonight.”
The Swarm stopped in many historic landmarks on their world tour; from visiting the ancient Colina Umerun, the wonders of Marblopolis, to the hidden swamps of Marblaysia, to performing with the Thunderbolts in Thorston, the Swarm saw it all.
“The Thunderbolts had a conversation with us before we went on their glistening, electric stage,” Glimmer remarked. “We talked about how they were just coming off their debut year, and how performing [both in the Marble League and on stage] should be about joy and happiness. I agree with them, which is why I’m really glad to be on this tour!”
The MarBeats performing in Thorston for the Thunderbolts, illustrated by Bfbicy! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
It was during this tour that they met Sheen, a passionate MarBeats enthusiast that visited them in Marblopolis. “The music you perform is…extraordinary.” Sheen beamed. “I’ve always followed you guys closely, both during your touring days, and sporting days.” During their encounter, Sheen offered to be their manager, both overseeing their touring and funding and managing the team during the Marble League.
“We were honored to meet such a marble!” Glimmer said, gleaming after their meeting. “We wholeheartedly said yes, and Sheen joined us the next day.”
Following the conclusion of their world tour, the Shining Swarm returned to Galeem a lot happier than they were after the 2019 Showdown ended. They immediately got to work constructing a training facility on the Shining Coast, a sparkling coastline that met the mouth of the Silver River, and provided beautiful sunsets that the team enjoyed watching. During the build-up to the 2020 Showdown, the Shining Swarm had an opportunity to meet Stynth, a former JMRC member and member of Time Check. They serenaded Stynth at the arrival gate with some of their greatest hits from the MarBeats, attracting a full crowd. Needless to say, they were completely and pleasantly surprised.
“It’s the best way we could think of welcoming a JMRC member to our home,” Sterling said.
As a musician, Stynth inquired about why the Swarm decided to get back into the music business. “It was something that we weren’t sure of at first, but it paid off.” Sparkle admitted. “From there, we hired Sheen as our manager and felt confident returning to training.”
“This team has so much potential,” insisted Sheen. “On top of that, they have a lot of heart. They were so close to advancing last year that I know they will work even harder this year. Mark my words, it’s time for the Swarmy to rise.”And rise they did. Sheen’s sentiment rang true during the Showdown, where the team exceeded expectations and advanced to the 2021 Marble League Qualifiers.Shimmer and Sparkle led the charge during the Black Hole Funnel event, where the duo’s combined time of 92.05 seconds earned their team a silver medal. Shiny followed up with a finals appearance in the Sand Mogul Race, placing fourth in the event after winning their initial heat. The Shining Swarm finished the Showdown in fourth as well, earning 32 points—well ahead of the bottom four teams.
Shimmer and Sparkle’s silver medal-winning Black Hole Funnel run. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“Roll over and roll out! Cause the Swarm is shining for youuuuuuuu!” An elated Sparkle exclaimed after the Showdown concluded. They returned to Galeem jubilant and were determined to qualify for the Marble League for the first time since 2017.
“It’s that feeling, the longing for competition that drives you forward; makes you a stronger, better marble. That’s what drives us to keep competing,” Shiny, who had been appointed as the team’s new captain, stated.
The MarBeats performing at the O’Marbles Family Farm. (Art Credit: JackJack)
The Swarm, continuing to offer gigs as The MarBeats, had a relatively uneventful offseason, on the contrary of their prior one. The highlights would have to include visiting the Marblopolis Amusement Park and getting a phone call from Mandarin asking for them to play at the O’Marbles farm. The Swarm spent a majority of the remainder of their time training for the upcoming 2021 Marble League, hosted by the Crazy Cat’s Eyes.
“Anything can happen in Felynia,” Shiny stated following the Practice Race, where they placed twenty-fourth out of all twenty-eight active teams. “We have to be prepared for all of it.”
In RetRollSpective, the Shining Swarm is a team. The Swarm is a team that does what its team members love, from writing and performing music to competing in the elite of marble sports tournaments and riding on fidget spinners. They rise to the occasion and when they breakthrough, as they did in Collision, the Shining Swarm shines, demonstrating to all around them what it means to be optimistic and enjoy life. They are far from the best team in terms of statistics, but I firmly believe that the best is yet to come. Until the Swarmy rises again in the future…best of luck and keep on rolling (over and out!)
Marble League 2022 Runners-up
The medal earned by Shining Swarm in the Marble League. Logo designed by Tim Ritz and tinted by Novawolf.
Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to roll to Team Primary, the runners-up of Marbula One Season 4. Read on to find out how this team has drawn its competition!
The official logo for Team Primary, designed by Tim Ritz.
Team Primary is one of the oldest teams in the Marble League, having been active since its inaugural season. That said, the team is newer compared to other teams that competed in tournaments years before the Marble League, such as the Balls of Chaos and the Fruit Circuit teams. The team grew up in Van Gotterdam, a city renowned as the art capital of the world. Prim and Mary, siblings, grew up in the city center. Their parents as well as their older sibling, Rose, were art connoisseurs and trained them to do the same. Prim and Mary attended the Van Gotterdam Academy of Art, the most prestigious art school in the world, and both graduated with bachelor’s degrees in Art Restoration.
Rima grew up in Knikkegen, a nearby city, and was not interested in art in the slightest. Rima had a much different dream in life: to become a marble sports athlete. As a child, they watched as Jelle Bakker built up a regional marble league for fellow marbles to compete in individual events. Once they aged into it, Rima competed and won in their first year. Rima competed the next year and befriended Imar, the runner-up to them the previous year. That year, Imar won the Knikkegen Marble League in a photo-finish between Rima and Lightning, a future member of the Thunderbolts.
The Knikkegen Marble League went viral in a TV featurette about the growing popularity of marble sports tournaments around the world, with fans noting the high quality of the marble races produced by Jelle. In the next year, the tournament received applications from around the world, most of which Jelle had to decline. Two of the applications they did accept, however, came from two siblings from Van Gotterdam.
“The featurette was everywhere we looked,” remembered Prim. “There were fans everywhere, in the museums, in the squares. Even my parents brought it up. There was an air of excitement around it that I never could have imagined.”
Mary added, “To be honest, until then, we’d only learned to appreciate and get excited about art. But the more we watched it, the more that Prim and I saw that there was an art to marble sports. It was an art that inspired marbles to push themselves, to become the best versions of themselves.”
“We wanted to be a part of that,” concluded Prim.
Prim and Mary entered the 2014 Knikkegen Marble League with a modicum of training, but with that mindset, they attracted veterans to befriend them. Two of those veterans were Rima and Imar, and, later that year, they formed a team to compete in the tournament’s first team events. They chose the name “Team Primary” not just because of Prim and Mary’s studies in color theory, but, according to Prim, because “teamwork comes first.” They placed in the top ten of the standings during their first year, and in 2015, dominated throughout the season to win the tournament.
The official logo for the international Marble League. (Design Credit: Pim Leurs)
The growing popularity of the Knikkegen Marble League attracted the attention of Greg Woods, a marble sports aficionado who had been running the Fruit Circuit for almost a decade and was quickly running out of funding due to travel costs. Jelle Bakker met with Greg Woods in late 2014, and, noting Woods’ strong commentating abilities and ability to reach out to teams around the world, began planning an expansion to the KML that would add an international league. In early 2015, this expansion was expanded further to the entire tournament, and it was determined that teams from different regions would compete in individual and team events in one tournament. Jelle announced the new tournament in mid-2015 as the Marble League.
The Knikkegen Marble League, much like other regional tournaments, had spots allotted to high-performing teams. Team Primary and the Thunderbolts accepted the two invitations, confirming their placement in the 2016 Marble League the next year. Team Primary, lacking a formal stadium to train in, was offered the Bakker Bowl, the stadium where the KML was held. Once Team Primary constructed their stadium just outside of Van Gotterdam, Palette Park, the Bowl went through a refurbishment and was repurposed for the 2016 and 2017 Marble League.
Team Primary began their friendship with Team Momo by earning a bronze in Collision in their place. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Team Primary earned their first points and first medal in the third event, Collision. Rima placed fourth in the Water Race and Imar earned a silver medal in the High Jump to put Team Primary at seventh in the overall standings. Unfortunately, the team went scoreless during the rest of the season and fell to twelfth place overall after the 2016 Marble League.
Imar clears the bar for the final time in 2016’s High Jump, earning their silver medal with grace. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
It became clear to Team Primary that they needed more training to compete with more experienced teams and to stay in the league. They entered the 2017 Marble League Qualifiers in a transfer position but surprised just about everyone when they earned thirty-one points, with a silver and a bronze, to place second at the end of the Qualifiers. Team Primary qualified for the 2017 Marble League with a comfortable margin, and drew attention from fans around the world, especially in Van Gotterdam.
Team Primary rode that wave into the first event, Funnel Spinning, as high as they possibly could, and earned their first gold medal. This was especially exciting since Prim had botched the event in Qualifiers, earning zero points.
“We were under the impression by that time that we had already qualified, and we didn’t want to deplete our energy. The main tournament was scheduled soon after Qualifiers that year, so I went in,” Prim decided. “I did not doubt that Mary could shine in the main tournament with Funnel Spinning. Mary is my better half, after all.”
Mary earns Team Primary’s first gold medal of the Marble League. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Prim did not fare well in the Long Jump but recovered, as seen by the team’s performance in the Fidget Spinner Collision. The team just made it into the quarter-finals, bested the Midnight Wisps, and fell to the Shining Swarm in a tiebreaker during the semi-finals. Team Primary earned a bronze medal during the third-place match against the Pinkies, rising into first place overall in the standings. Statistics-wise, they could not have been happier.
That said, Team Primary was distraught to hear that Momomomo’s injury would keep them out of the 2017 Marble League. The team was one of the first to reach out to Team Momo after the event, and, after learning of the costs for Momomomo’s surgery, looking for ways to fundraise money. Prim and Mary contacted their parents and organized an art auction, the proceeds of which they donated to Momomomo, who shared it with the rest of the team.
“To say that we’re grateful is an understatement. Team Primary, the Midnight Wisps, and so many other teams that supported us are the reason we’ve still been able to compete. We didn’t ask for the generosity, but we appreciate it beyond comprehension. Thank you,” Momomomo released in a press statement following the 2017 Marble League.
Team Primary has historically done well in Collision events throughout the Marble League. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Team Primary’s performance snowballed after the first three events, with several finishes in dead-last and one disqualification when Imar left the block too early in the Relay Race. The team finished the 2017 Marble League in fourteenth place, falling further in the standings since the first event than any team in JMR history. Regardless of their disqualification, they still would have been in the same position.
Following the 2017 season, Team Primary recruited Aryp, who had previously competed in the Tour de Vellis, to join the team as their reserve. Aryp joined the team as tensions began mounting with regular members. Without a defined team captain, members of the team caused crises of leadership while training, seeding a growing amount of issues internally that were left unresolved.
The 2018 Marble League Qualifiers came up quickly for the team, and, despite getting first in their group in Curling, fell short of qualifying by four points. The team gained a negative reputation for prompting a fight against the Balls of Chaos in the final event, the Halfpipe.
“I wasn’t trying ‘to knock Tumult out of the way’. I was trying to control myself on the halfpipe, but their momentum pushed me forward. I didn’t like that accusation, so I got angry,” said Prim.
Team Primary’s feud with the Balls of Chaos during 2018 Qualifiers set the tone for a tense rivalry between the two teams. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“If you look at the bottom of the picture where both teams were fighting—that was me,” Rima revealed. “I didn’t want any part of that fight. It wasn’t worth it, and to see the fans get angry too was not something I wanted.”
Team Primary, out of the 2018 Marble League, was understandably disappointed to miss their first season. Nevertheless, they planned to make the most of their extended offseason together by going to see some of the tournament, traveling around the world, spending time with family, and training—until news broke of Team Momo’s two injuries. It was then that Rima suggested to their coach, Prima, that they should compete in place of Momomo and Momomomo.
“Prima initially denied, saying that a green team like Jungle Jumpers would be better suited to help them. They eventually realized that this would be an opportune chance for us to compete. Prim and I were the chosen marble athletes to form Team Momary, but the fans wanted Mary to join.” Rima’s expression fell. “So Mary joined. And I was denied the chance to compete.”
The first team merger in Marble League history: Team Momary. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
When asked about the merger, Mary shrugged it off, “I mean, it made sense for me to compete. My name is a part of ‘Momary’, so. It’s only fair.”
Team Momary’s first group appearance was in the sixth event, Team Pursuit, where the team placed eighth but fell to dead last in the standings. After Momo’s gold in the Snow Rally, Mary competed individually in the Snowboard Cross and placed thirteenth. Team Momary competed again in Curling, where the team fared much better. The team fended off the Balls of Chaos and the Raspberry Racers in the quarter and semi-finals, making it to the finals. Although the Oceanics dominated over them in finals, Team Momary rolled away from the event with a silver medal: their first and only team medal of the season.
2018’s Curling proved to be an event where Team Momary was able to prove their spot in the season. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team placed in the middle of the standings in the next two events and was statistically eliminated from the podium in the penultimate event, Ice Hockey. From there, Mo’s fifteenth place finish in the Sand Mogul Race didn’t matter much, anchoring the team in twelfth place after the 2018 Marble League.
When asked about their opinion of the season, Rima was understandably disappointed. “Imar, Aryp, and I weren’t impressed, to say the least. And we made that known to Prim and Mary when they dissolved the merger in the offseason.”
Team Primary placed fourteenth in the 100 Meter Water Race and then tenth in the Amazing Maze Marble Race. Things were not looking up for the team on the outside, and they weren’t feeling good on the inside, either.
“We were fighting. A lot. There was an obvious rift between the three of us, Prim, and Mary, and they didn’t even try to fix it,” Imar explained. “Well, at least not until after the Qualifiers.”
The team that was able to save Team Momo in 2018 was unable to sustain themselves in the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers. After two events, the team sat in nineteenth place with only five points to their name, and the next event could not have been a worse pick for the team: it was the Relay Race.
“I don’t understand what happens with us and relay races. Every year, it’s something,” Prim pondered. “This year was no exception.”
It can be seen from this screencap that the block in the 2019 Qualifiers’ Relay received a direct impact from Imar, but Mary did not budge. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“Imar hit the block, but I couldn’t move,” Mary explained. “I felt something underneath me, and it blocked me from coming off the block. It killed all of the momenta—and just like that, we got zero points from that event.”
Prim and Mary appealed to the referee, who denied their request to redo the heat. Rima, Imar, and Aryp came down to re-appeal, but the referees adamantly denied their requests. After a fight broke out in the stands, Coach Prima joined the team but was escorted away shortly after by security, along with the rest of the team. The fight in the stands, which Team Primary fans started against Raspberry Racers fans, caused security to get directly involved, breaking up the fight and banning Team Primary fans from the stadium.
“We checked around the block, inside of the plate, and we did not find any debris,” an anonymous referee stated. “The Limers fans were still throwing the debris into the blue area, but it did not interfere with the relay course. We did the best we could to ensure that the race was fairly conducted, and we saw no reason to change the outcome.”
Team Primary sank to last place and did not rise. In the final qualifying event, Aryp crossed the line just behind Mo, and placed seventeenth, earning just two points. Team Primary failed to qualify for the 2019 Marble League in dead last, with only seven points earned in four events.
Team Primary fans rage in the stands after being disqualified from the 2019 Qualifiers’ Relay event. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team left the Seven Seas Stadium on separate flights in shame, and, according to insiders, did not communicate with each other for almost a month, briefly and unofficially dissolving as a team. Prim and Mary returned to Van Gotterdam, where they were welcoming Team Momo as guests in The Palette, the team’s gardens when Jelle announced a new tournament connected to the Marble League: the Showdown. The ML Showdown would serve as a “B-League” to the existing main tournament, featuring the eight unqualified teams from the 2019 Qualifiers, two Hubelino Tournament teams, and two brand-new teams through a fan vote. Team Primary, as one of the eight unqualified teams, was automatically admitted to the Showdown.
Team Primary regrouped shortly after the announcement, with Prima being moved to the manager position while Secondary took their place as a coach. Coach Secondary chose Mary as the captain after several group therapy sessions with the team, which helped restore relations between its members and raise morale for the upcoming competition. After months of training, the team flew back to the Seven Seas Stadium to compete in what was arguably the most important tournament of their career: the 2019 Marble League Showdown would determine whether the team would make it to the 2020 Qualifiers and have a chance to redeem themselves for their abysmal performances throughout three Marble Leagues and the 2019 Qualifiers, or not.
The pressure was on for the team, and, initially, they did not handle it well. Prim’s tenth place finish in the Sand Rally gave the team a similar start to what they had in the 2019 Qualifiers. The next event was Collision, however, and, demonstrating similar skills that they had two years prior, Team Primary finished fourth, losing to Shining Swarm in the third-place match. Team Primary rose to seventh overall, a transfer spot—but not dead last.
With a seventh-place finish, Mary maintained a transfer position, even as the team fell to eighth place. The final event of the Showdown was Balancing, an event that no team had participated in since the beginning of the 2016 Marble League. It was an event where Team Primary did not score any points in 2016, but this time, things were much, much different.
Team Primary finally found a beacon of hope when they won the 2019 Showdown’s Balancing. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Prim dropped off the beam at 57 centimeters and Imar dropped off at 99 centimeters, while Rima and Mary cruised to the end of the beam and into the green corral, earning 130 centimeters each. The team traveled a combined distance of 416 centimeters and was not bested by the rest of the competitors. Team Primary’s gold medal cemented its advancement to the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers and put the team in fourth place after the Showdown, just two points away from the podium.
“They did everything they needed to do, and I’m proud of them,” Secondary remarked. “When it comes down to it, what they do out there is secondary to how they feel here. I got the feeling when I came onto the team that they were so worried about points and medals that they lost their appreciation for their art. Marble sports is an art, and their performance in the Showdown proved that they have the potential to craft it well. But what comes first is the team itself. It’s not perfect yet, but it’s getting there. There is something we all have in common besides our love for our flying colors—and we’re discovering that as we go.”While training during the offseason, the team received an official letter from the JMRC which extended an invitation for them to compete in the first season of Marbula One. Team Primary accepted, submitting Prim and Mary to compete in the tournament.
A promotional poster for Team Primary in Marbula One Season 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)
Prime Time
an addendum by The Emperor and Vector
Marbula One Season 1 was both the best of times and the worst of times for Team Primary. It was here that Prim, an oft-forgotten member of the team, finally came into their own as an individual racer: they never placed lower than fourth in an event and never qualified lower than seventh, earning pole position twice and a silver medal at the Momotorway GP.
Mary, on the other hand, could not have had a worse season. It was here that they became a meme in the worst possible way, as ill-hearted fans began spreading tabloid rumors that Mary was turning into a cube. Mary never placed higher than last throughout the season, save for the O’raceway where they were ahead of Wospy (following their conveyor belt debacle). The stark contrast between the two racers caused the team to finish seventh overall with 54 points. The difference between Prim, who placed fourth in the racer’s championship, and Mary, who placed dead last, could not have felt more distant.
Prim on the Momotorway GP podium. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The rest of the team felt inspired by Prim’s achievements to do the best that they possibly could in the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers. Maybe, just maybe, they could break the fourteenth-place curse.
“We’re motivated for the upcoming qualifiers!” Imar said hopefully. “We’re going to give it our best shot, and I think we have a solid chance at qualifying for this one!”
Alas, it was not to be. Although Team Primary improved remarkably from their appearance in the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers, they, unfortunately, missed out on the main tournament for their third year in a row. It was an especially difficult revelation considering that Primary placed fourth in the Showdown and seventh in Marbula One’s team championship. They, like the Snowballs, were on the verge of redemption but were ultimately squared off by two unfortunate results—an eighteenth place in the Funnel Endurance and a narrow loss to Bonbon of the Chocolatiers in the 5 Meter Sprint. Team Primary failed to qualify despite tying with Team Momo and the Bumblebees on points, due to Mo’s gold medal in the Funnel Endurance and the Bees’ silver in Balancing.
The biggest disappointment surrounding Team Primary, however, was their performance in Funnel Endurance, where Coach Secondary put in the athlete that made the most sense: Mary.
“Everyone expected me to be the slowest. And yes, I know about all of the memes.” Mary acknowledged. “I’m not turning into a cube.”
“The thing with Funnel Endurance is that you have to keep moving to stay in the funnels,” noted Rima. “Mary wasn’t doing that. They fell pretty easily through the hyperbolic funnels with little momentum to keep them ahead of everyone.”
Mary looks on as the other competitors fight to keep spinning in the final funnel. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Rumors were swirling that Team Primary was changing its captain to Prim, who placed fourth in Marbula One’s racer championship.
“Mary resigned as captain as we were leaving the arena after the Qualifiers,” stated Prim. “I didn’t stop them,” they continued. “I have never doubted my sibling. Still, I think we both knew things weren’t going to work out with them as captain…especially after Marbula One.”
“We’re grateful that Mary’s stayed with the team,” Imar, the team’s new captain, stated. “They belong with us, both their name and their talent. Mary may be going through a rough patch right now, but they will come back from this. We believe in them.”
“I don’t want to take over as captain for the team; if you’ve seen my results in the Marble League prior, you know that I’m not that good of an athlete. Marbula One is my specialty, which is why it made the most sense for Imar to become captain,” Prim stated, regarding the confusion as to why they weren’t made captain.
During the offseason, the team enrolled in an art school in Van Gotterdam for some lessons on balance. They spent weeks in the school before the Showdown, spending hours painting lovely paintings that portrayed their teamwork and balance and training with each other in the fields on their breaks. It was during one of these breaks that they met Professor C. Rollsant. Rollsant was a former Knikkegen Marble League competitor and won the competition way back in its debut season. The Professor had taken a liking to the team and offered to train them in their spare time.
“This team….they have so much untapped potential,” Rollsant said. “I was them at one point. The press can be a vicious foe. I can teach them to overcome that, and hopefully, they’ll be able to bounce back from their struggles before this.”
Professor Rollsant had the team complete various drills around the school during seemingly ordinary tasks. They had a relay race cleaning up the room, passing the broom around to each other. When the stairs to the upper level of the university were closed, they built a balance beam to roll across upwards. During an exhibition dodgemarble match in the courtyards, the Professor coached the team from the sidelines and had them practicing collision formations.
“Coach worked us harder than ever back at home, but Professor here…they’re giving Coach a run for their money!” Aryp said with a chuckle.
Team Primary finishes second in the Relay Race at the Showdown. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team began to dominate in competitions around the school, and by the time the 2020 Marble League Showdown rolled around, it showed. Their focus on team-building paid off during the 2020 Marble League Showdown, where they earned a silver medal during the Relay Run.
The team would place fifth in the Halfpipe as well. They had two subpar results in the Black Hole Funnel and Sand Moguls following, but they managed to secure a spot in the 2021 Marble League Qualifiers with 24 points.
The promotional poster for Team Primary in Marbula One Season 2. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)
The team was happy to be invited to participate in Marbula One Season 2, and collectively decided it would be best that Mary not return to the tournament.Rima, “Rimarkable”, took Mary’s place alongside Prim, who earned the new nickname “Hard Carry”.
After a mediocre result from Prim at the opening Grand Prix, Minty Mania, Rima took to the traditional route of Team Primary’s Marbula One finishes and finished fourth at the O’raceway, the fourth time the team had done so in Marbula One.
The O’raceway Grand Prix. With Rima in thirteenth in this screencap, they ascended nine spots from there to finish just behind Tumult in fourth. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“Woo! That certainly felt great!” Rima said after the race. “I was in last for a little while, so to have climbed to fourth? Incredible!”
Prim followed this up with a solid sixth at the Honeydome, before Rima earned Team Primary’s first DNQ at the Aquamaring. Little did the team know, there would be three more of these in their future. Prim could not score anything at Tumult Turnpike, despite making it to Q3. And Rima could only manage fourteenth at the Arctic Circuit. The team sat in fourteenth at the end of the half.
“It’s disappointing, to say the least,” Prim said. “I need to get back into the groove I was in last season, I’m just not feeling it right now.”
Despite rumors that Team Momary would re-merge to compete in the Marble League Winter Special, these rumors were debunked upon the announcement that Team Momo would compete on their own. Team Primary stated officially that they would aid Team Momo in any form if asked.
During the offseason, the four main members of the team took a vacation in The Palette and spent a lot of time amongst the garden relaxing.
Prim, Rima, Imar, and Mary at The Palette. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)
Aryp didn’t join the team, and instead went to visit relatives in the Himarblelaya Mountains, where the Winter Special was being held! Aryp and their cousin, Rypr, got to witness the tournament and were rooting for Team Momo. After the special ended, the team met up once more in Lewara, where Rima was chosen to represent the team for the first race of the second half of the season: the Raceforest GP.
Team Primary fans at the Raceforest. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Rima would not disappoint in qualifiers, and captured Team Primary’s third pole position of all time, the most of any team.
“I was ecstatic!” Rima said. “I’ll be rocking with the bongos with the crowd too, hehe,” they said right before the race. Sadly, Rima’s race would be disastrous, placing fourteenth; only above the two teams that got stuck at some point in the race. After the race, Rima was very upset and stormed to the locker room in a hurry. What followed was an argument between manager Prima and the “Rimarkable” athlete, leading to more tensions between the team. They boarded separate flights to Om for the Momotorway, the second time the team had done such a thing.
“Rima needs space, and I respect that. I wish our manager would…” Mary said. “I know what it’s like to be furious at yourself for a bad race, trust me. I understand what Rima is going through.”
The whole team seemed on edge at the Momotorway. All of them were at separate locations throughout the race. Mary was in line for dumplings and helping out Team Momo. Imar and Rima watched from separate spots in the stands. Aryp was on a tour around the ancient ruins of Om with Momomo, coach Secondary was in the pit lane, and manager Prima didn’t make the trip. Prim hoped that they would be able to focus in the race, but slammed into the attenuator at the start of Sector 2 and did not qualify for the race.
The team was in shambles. Except for Rima’s pole position, they hadn’t scored since the Honeydome. The tension between the team needed to be fixed. At the end of the race, not a minute later, the team fired Prima on the spot for their mistreatment of Rima and lack of support for the team.
“This is the second time Prima has let us down,” Prim said. “We needed support, especially Rima right now, and they showed nothing.” The rest of the team did not want to comment, and the team returned to Van Gotterdam feeling slightly relieved. They would be hosting the next race of the Marbula One season: the Palette Park GP.
Palette Park, Team Primary’s home Grand Prix.Prim and Imar selling crepes and barbeque at Palette Park.(Photo Credits: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team had built the Tri-Tower in honor of hosting the track, and Mary would make a guest appearance at the Tri-Tower before the race, which saw Rima earn six points with a solid eighth-place finish.
“It’s…a start.” Rima rimarked after the race. “Still a ways to go though, we’re still in fifteenth.”
Prim, however, still appeared to be rattled from the stress that plagued the team from the Momotorway, and could not qualify for the second time in a row at Misty Mountain.
“I just need a break, honestly.” Prim sniffled after the qualifiers and trudged into the locker room. Thankfully for the team, they would get the break they needed in between GP10 and GP11, as the Savage Speedway GP was delayed for a couple of weeks.
During this time, the team met with Aryp’s cousin, Rypr, on a potential managerial interview. Aryp spoke very highly of their cousin, who used to co-manage a youth league team in Himarblelaya with their friend, Ripper. They co-managed the Ice Chippers, who would become a successful team in The Bourne Network’s competition. Rypr’s interview went well, and a week before the Savage Speedway GP, they were appointed as Team Primary’s new manager.
“Support has always been Rypr’s thing.” Aryp said cheerfully, “Coach needs it. The team needs it. We’re hoping we can use it to bounce back at the next race.”
And bounce back they did. Prim finished fourth in Q1, fourth in Q2, qualified for the race in fourth, and finished in fourth in the race.
Prim competing in the Savage Speedway GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“THAT’S what I’m talking about,” Prim said gloriously after the race. “We got our mojo back and scored fourteen points. It feels good. Real good. Let’s hope we can transfer this over into the final race.”
Rypr’s motivational magic appeared to be paying off, however, Team Primary would not qualify for the final Grand Prix. But the team felt slightly relieved.
“Well, at this point in the season, we knew we couldn’t make a statement run like last year, but it doesn’t sting too much,” Rima stated while watching the Midnight Bay GP unfold from the sidelines. “The best part of this season was re-learning what it’s like to be a team, and that’ll stick with us for a while.”
Team Primary finished Marbula One Season 2 in sixteenth place with 47 points, a nine-spot decrease from their breakout year in Season 1. The team returned to Van Gotterdam for the offseason a lot more pleased with themselves than they had been in the middle portion of the season.
“Our recent performances have been a little disappointing.” Orange, a longtime fan of the team said. “M1S2 went pretty badly, but it wasn’t all bad. Prim did have their moments, although it was a decline from last year. Rima had pole at the Raceforest, and fourth, almost a podium (darn you, Tumult!) at the O’raceway. The most recent Showdown went fine, we advanced [out of it]. We had one medal and mediocre to bad finishes everywhere else. Overall? Not great, but it could have been a lot worse. At least we aren’t the Jungle Jumpers…”
Team Primary had a nice, long vacation in The Palette over the offseason, where the team spent long days relaxing in the garden, avoiding the press.
“Once you train yourself to avoid all the negativity, it just sticks with you,” Imar said, donning sunglasses and a Pink Marblade. “Occasionally we’ll make a quick remark on our daily strolls on Tuesdays, but that’s it.”
Despite little of note happening in the off-season, just as they were packing up, they ran into some old friends.
The Strawberry Strudels were also based in Van Gotterdam, though they had competed in the Fruit Circuit almost all of their career. After it had ended, they initially split up, but eventually, in 2017, they made a surprise return at a small Van-Gotterdam-based marble sports promoter’s race. Now fresh off the Fruit Circuit reunion, team captain Shortcake bumped into Imar as they were leaving for Felynia.
“I remember Shortcake just suddenly noticing me and being really surprised, for some reason.” began team captain Imar, “They started going on at me about how good timing this was and how they had a question to ask us and asking how we’ve been. They seemed incredibly stressed out, so I asked him to settle down and if they wanted to chat on the plane. Turns out they were going to Felynia themselves for a rally race, so that was all sorted!”
“I probably shouldn’t be saying this,” whispered Prim, “but the Strudels are actually… way better than us, heh. I’m not saying that we’re bad, I’m rather saying that the Strawberry Strudels are an amazing team. I genuinely believe that if they ever wanted to enter the Marble League, they could easily get a top five finish, probably auto-qualify. I’m serious.”
It turns out that the Strudels had been meaning to meet up with Primary for a while. They had wanted to discuss becoming part of the team’s backroom staff.
Jam of the Strudels commented on why they chose to apply.
“We love marble racing, but we aren’t getting any younger. Eventually we’ll have to retire, and we want a nice job to fall back onto when we do have to retire. And we want to keep contributing to the industry any way we can. We have agreed a deal with the team meaning that we can still compete in the odd competition whenever we want, but we still get the experience of training a group of athletes during the Marble League!”
Mary finishes ahead of the Oceanics and Hazers in the Marble League 2021 Practice Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team would soon be on their way to Felynia, where they selected Mary to compete in the Marble League 2021 Practice Race. Mary managed a respectable ninth place, which felt the closest to redemption for them in a long time.
“I certainly felt good after that race, let’s hope that I can feel that way more often in the future.” They said happily as the team entered the Felynia Coliseum. “Better get going now, Qualifiers are starting soon!” They said, laughing, rolling into the locker room.
In RetRollSpective, Team Primary’s history is one of the most important in the Marble League. The team’s history is imperfect, but that is what makes it interesting, as it certainly adds to its charm. Art is messy and beautiful, and although Team Primary has yet to claim the spotlight, it is meaningful that they keep trying no matter what. Best of luck to Team Primary in the future, and keep on rolling!
Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re focusing on Team Galactic, the hosts of Marble League 2020 and third-place medalists of Marble League 2022. Let’s blast off and discover what this team is made of!
The official logo for Team Galactic, designed by Tim Ritz.
The origins of the team lie in Galakonur, a city renowned for scientific advancement, particularly in the field of astronomy. Cosmo, Astron, Starry, and Pulsar, the four original team members, met while working together at the appropriately named Galactic National Space Center, located in the heart of the city. The four worked as co-workers for about a year and a half and became great friends who bonded over their love for sports in their youth, and their successes competing in high school and college.
In 2014, the city announced that it would be holding an athletics competition, the Stardust Classic, in which teams of four marbles would compete against each other in various disciplines. Cosmo and Astron immediately applied and invited Starry and Pulsar to complete their quartet of athletes. The four were accepted into the competition, and on 04 October 2014, the four marbles dominated the fray to everyone’s surprise—and perhaps even their own—winning nearly half of all the events and performing well in almost all the others.
The Stardust Classic logo. (Design Credit: Phantasm)
Word of their success quickly spread across the region, with the quartet receiving news coverage and praise beyond the city of Galakonur itself. The emergence of not one, but four marble athletes in a region that severely lacked athletic importance resembled the creation of the universe, in that it seemingly came out of nowhere, but was in fact always there, just waiting, patiently, to show itself. This excitement underscored the announcement of a worldwide marble sports tournament a little while later, none other than the 2016 Marble League. The success of the quartet drove the region to almost unanimously nominate Cosmo, Starry, Astron, and Pulsar to compete in the tournament. The team submitted an application to the Marble League under the name “Team Galaxy” and was accepted.
However, for some unknown reason, the large, internationally known Galaxy™ corporation saw this name as a threat to their business and claimed that legal actions would be taken unless the team changed their name. A news article from a few years later explained,
“…after gaining popularity it got almost sued by the brand “Galaxy™”. After intense negotiations the team ultimately changed its name to “Team Galactic”, as still known today….A fair amount of followers assumed, wrongly, that the team is being sponsored by the brand and has accepted a partnership. Because of that many supporters bought all kinds of products of the Galaxy™ brand but most of all the “Galaxy Toothpaste”™”.
The classic design for Galaxy™’s world-renowned Galaxy Toothpaste. (Art Credit: Lego)
The team ultimately complied with this demand and, just days before the opening ceremony, made a slight change to their name, adopting their new identity, “Team Galactic”. Rumors about a promotional event between the team and a Non-Descript Video Game Company were spread through the marble world, but both parties expressed that no such event was planned to take place.
As one of the original sixteen teams, Team Galactic competed in the first-ever Marble League in 2016. The team showed some potential during the first few events, placing in the middle of the pack. Team Galactic scored their first medal in the fourth event, with Starry getting bronze in the Sand Rally. This put the team at a respectable seventh place overall. Team Galactic continued to place in the top ten throughout most of the following events, notably placing fourth in the High Jump.
Team Galactic shines on the podium for the first time, courtesy of Starry. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
However, due to the 2016 scoring system heavily favoring podium finishes, the team finished in eleventh place overall at the conclusion of the 2016 Marble League, tied with the Oceanics in points but behind the team in the medal count. Team Galactic was disappointed but ready to do better in the 2017 Marble League Qualifiers.
And better they did. Team Galactic truly blasted off in the Qualifiers, finishing in third during the Funnel Spinning and placing high fairly consistently to rank sixth for qualification overall. The sky no longer seemed to be the limit for what Team Galactic could achieve, and the team was ecstatic to participate in the 2017 Marble League. Astron noted:
“We’re really happy with how things have gone, you know, with restructuring and training. We’re optimistic to step into this season and leap up to the top of the standings.”
Astron, Starry, Cosmo, and Pulsar pose for a photoshoot in 2017. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
You can imagine, then, that Team Galactic was shocked when they scored dead last in the first event and fifteenth in the second event, which, of course, landed them in last place overall. The team was quite discouraged, but they trusted that their season was far from out of their control. In the third event, Team Galactic finally put eight points on the board, jumping up to fourteenth place, and in the fifth event, they got a much-desired gold medal with Starry’s performance in Hurdles, an event that Cosmo was originally scheduled to compete in. Team Galactic was now in eleventh overall. When asked, Starry could barely speak, they were so excited:
“Completely unexpected…my heart is full.”
Starry earned Team Galactic’s first gold medal, taking the top step of the podium aside the reigning and would-be Marble League champions. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Over the coming events, Team Galactic notably scored fourth in the seventh event, Block Pushing, fifth in the ninth event, Steeplechase, and earned their second gold medal with Starry’s incredible run in the last event, the Sand Race. Although the team sat in eleventh place heading into the final event, Starry’s gold medal raised the team to fifth place overall for the conclusion of the 2017 Marble League. In a show of love for their team, Starry invited their teammates onto the top step of the podium with them to celebrate the gold medal, cementing their status as one of the most successful marble athletes in history.
“LOOK AT TEAM GALACTIC!” Greg Woods exclaimed. “Look at Team Galactic, they are going to win the race! O’rangers…lose the battle, but win the war. The O’rangers…lose out to Team Galactic right at the end…”
Starry’s choice to invite their entire team onto the podium inspired the O’rangers and Thunderbolts to do the same. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Team Galactic was flying high into the 2018 Marble League, as placing in the top five made many fans gravitate towards the team. After showing signs of promise in the previous year, Team Galactic rocketed through the 2018 Winter Marble League Qualifiers and qualified before the final event by finishing in the top three in the first three events: Curling, Snow Rally, and 5 Meter Ice Dash. Many expected to see Galactic as a championship contender for the year. However, things didn’t go as the team had hoped.
Instead of continuing off their success in the Qualifiers, the team faltered badly and ended up spending most of the 2018 Marble League season in the bottom half of the standings. Their only medal would end up being silver in the Bobsled, despite a penalty point. The team was showing decent performances, but certainly not of the caliber that many expected to see. In the penultimate event, Ice Hockey, Pulsar’s younger sibling, Quasar, played goalie, making their Marble League debut as the team reserve. Upon reaching the semifinal, Galactic only needed to win one of their next two matches to secure a medal. Instead, the team dropped both the semifinal game and the third-place game, leaving them with yet another near-miss in fourth place.
Once again, Team Galactic entered the final event in eleventh place. Instead of getting a gold in the finale to salvage their season, Cosmo got caught up in the moguls and ended up going out in the first round, completing the disappointing season for the team. They would end up finishing in eleventh overall, the same result as 2016. Needless to say, the team and fans alike were extremely disappointed in the outcome. As the captain of the team, Cosmo was hit especially hard, feeling that all of the team’s fans had probably lost most, if not all their faith in them. There were discussions of Team Galactic being dissolved over the offseason, but ultimately the team announced that they would return for the 2019 games.
Team Galactic’s only medal in the 2018 Marble League. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The offseason demonstrated promise for Team Galactic with a fourth-place finish in the 100 Meter Water Race and by making it to the semifinals in the Amazing Maze Marble Race before being eliminated. The 2019 Marble League Qualifiers brought Team Galactic a second-place victory overall, helped by their first-place finish in the Underwater Race when the team tied with the Hazers. Galactic earned the distinction of “Preseason Champions” after this, referring to their unparalleled consistency in the previous three Qualifiers. Pulsar was flattered after hearing this, stating:
“We try to go beyond what we think is possible for us during off-season training because it sets a good precedent for the rest of the season. It proved successful for us in 2017, and maybe not so successful in 2018, but we’re convinced that this is the best way to run our team. And we’re grateful that you all agree. Hard work pays off.”
Nevertheless, fans of the team had learned not to become too optimistic about the team’s potential during the main tournament. Team Galactic’s fourth appearance, in the 2019 Marble League, began with finishes in the middle of the pack in the first six events, missing many opportunities to break through for a medal. Redemption finally came for the team in the form of Block Pushing, where Galactic was finally able to medal in an event that they had reached the finals in during the 2017 Marble League. Team Galactic now had their second silver medal.
Team Galactic almost looked purple in their 2019 Block Pushing run. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Despite the water portion being canceled in the Triathlon, Pulsar was able to make it to the final before being blocked out of a medal by two of the other three finalists. At the halfway point, Team Galactic stood in third place overall, by far their highest placement in Marble League history. However, things would take a turn for the worse. Starry suffered a minor internal injury from the collision in Block Pushing, which rendered them unable to compete in the Hurdles race, an event they won two years ago. Quasar instead competed in the event, beginning a slew of subpar results for Team Galactic in several of the last Marble League events, except for Rafting.
For the third year in a row, the team entered the final event sitting in eleventh place. The final event was another event that Starry had previously won, the Sand Rally, but they wouldn’t compete in this one either, as their hard crash in the Dirt Race had exhausted their energy. Although Coach Black Hole had made admittedly questionable decisions about substituting marbles in events such as the Underwater Race and Hurdles, their decision to put Cosmo in the event turned out to be a great decision, for Cosmo had been running sand races with Starry for about a year.
With a great burst of speed reminiscent of Starry’s gold medal burst two years prior, Cosmo—true to their status as the “jack of all trades” on the team—managed to pass several marbles in the final stretch and finish the race in second, only behind Tumult from the Balls of Chaos. This silver caused Galactic to jump three spots in the final standings, finishing the year in eighth place. After the closing ceremony concluded, the team celebrated Cosmo winning their first medal along with everything else they accomplished over the season.
A desperately needed medal in 2019’s Sand Rally propelled Galactic to finish in the top half. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“I know there are a lot of fans that questioned my leadership during the second half of the season, and I’m sorry for that,” Coach Black Hole reflected. “We didn’t focus a lot on endurance training this season, and I guess that’s ironic, considering that I used to be Astron’s track coach. We’re going to be better next season. I promise.”
As it turned out, Team Galactic would not need to defend their mantle as “Preseason Champions”. Coach Black Hole submitted a hosting bid for the team shortly after the end of the 2019 Marble League, unbeknownst to the team’s members, and Team Galactic was announced as the host for the 2020 Marble League at the end of the Marble League Showdown on 13 September 2019.
The team thought it was a joke at first, but was ecstatic to hear confirmation from their coach that it was true. Astron did not even know of the teaser image that was posted months before the official announcement, as they were on a special mission commissioned by the Galactic National Space Center to visit the International Space Marble orbiting around Marblearth. Astron returned to Marblearth three days later, celebrating their second space adventure along with the hosting announcement with their teammates. They, notably, were the first marble athlete to ever visit outer space.
The image announcing Team Galactic as hosts for the 2020 Marble League. (Design Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
A few months later, Black Hole received an official letter from the JMRC, inviting the team to compete in the first season of Marbula One. Team Galactic accepted and submitted Starry, “Ursa Superior” and Pulsar, “Cosmic Ray” to compete in the tournament. The team’s reveal poster was designed in cooperation with the Galakonur National Space Center to be as scientifically accurate as possible, depicting the marbles blasting off into the unknown, and was released on 03 November 2019.
The promotional poster for Team Galactic in Marbula One Season 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)
“Starry is one of the most important marble athletes,” Coach Black Hole stated. “Pulsar has done well in many of the qualifying events, tying Smoggy for first in the Underwater Race earlier this year. They also placed fourth in the main tournament’s Summer Biathlon, and further want to prove their worth in Marbula One!”
As it turned out, both racers were able to do just that. Starry debuted in Marbula One at the Savage Speedway GP Qualifiers on 15 February 2020, where they qualified in second with a time of 28.37 seconds. They were in the lead for more than half of the race, only falling behind from the second lap to the fifth lap—but it did not matter. Starry won the first gold medal in Marbula One history.
A triumphant victory that served as the perfect liftoff to Galactic’s M1 season. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“I have been training for a moment like this my whole life,” Starry said as they came off the track, tears of joy flooding their eyes. “Thank you, everyone, for giving me an opportunity like this.”
Pulsar began their Marbula One career less triumphantly at the O’raceway GP on 22 February 2020, qualifying and finishing the race in twelfth. Team Galactic fell to fourth overall in the team standings, where they remained for the next race as Starry qualified in fifth and finished in seventh at the Momotorway GP. The fourth Grand Prix at the Hivedrive fared much better for Pulsar, who won the race after qualifying in ninth. The “Cosmic Ray” had raced like the speed of light, and it paid off.
Although Starry did not qualify well for Greenstone, they finished the race in eighth, adding four points to their team’s total to trail the Hazers by just one point. Pulsar did not qualify well for either the Short Circuit or the Razzway but was able to finish the latter GP in eighth. The team became one of four teams able to win Marbula One heading into the final Grand Prix at the Midnight Bay Circuit, but Starry did not qualify well and they finished in fifteenth. Team Galactic finished the first season of Marbula One in fifth place overall, with strong performances in the first half of the season proving the potential of the team.
Team Galactic was the only team to have both of its racers win a race during Season 1, with Pulsar ascending to the top of the podium following the Hivedrive GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
To the Stars and Beyond
an addendum by The Emperor
As the hosts of the 2020 Marble League, Team Galactic prequalified and competed in the Friendly Round. Finishing in each position once, they ended up in second place. They lit the torch in the Andromedome on 21 June 2020, beginning the tournament with high hopes.
It seemed as if Team Galactic was experiencing the alleged host’s curse at the start of the season when they placed fifteenth in Balancing, but as it turned out from their Halfpipe performance, they would encounter a unique type of curse: fifth place. While fans were ecstatic to see the team rebound after a poor start, they would begin to grow weary of Team Galactic’s tendency to place fifth after the third time. Of course, they would eventually place fifth three more times.
Besides their fifth-place result in the Halfpipe, Team Galactic had yet to score well in the top half…until the Newton’s Cradle event. Starry and Pulsar, a breakout duo from their successes in Marbula One, put on another dazzling performance, and while it was not a gold medal, it was something that their team needed desperately. As Starry coasted down the track, they built up energy and rammed into the cradle, ricocheting straight back as Pulsar skipped across the track. The duo was the first to exceed 100 centimeters, and with a score of 106.55, became the team to beat as the event rolled on.
“I’m definitely a little upset that we didn’t get a gold, but I like to look at the bigger picture, and we have just taken the first step towards changing our fate.” Pulsar said in an interview after the event.
Team Galactic’s silver run in 2020’s Newton’s Cradle. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
As Team Galactic continued to place in the upper middle of the standings, it was clear that they would break the “host’s curse” that seemed to plague the Oceanics, but they weren’t medaling, either. Following a seventh-place finish from Cosmo in the Long Jump, Team Galactic went on a streak of their now infamous fifth-place finishes, placing in fifth in three consecutive events. Pulsar was especially stung by this, missing out on moving to the Triathlon finals by one-hundredth of a second. With another chain of back-to-back fifth-place finishes in the Black Hole Funnel and the Relay Race, Team Galactic was sitting in the middle of the pack again entering the final four events. Quasar, the reserve, managed to get a very respectable fourth-place finish in the High Jump, besting most of the field.
“It was a great moment in my career, that’s for sure. I could see the rest of the team cheering me on from the stands, and it just gave me the extra confidence that I needed to pull through!” Quasar remarked after the event.
Following that, Team Galactic would lose in another close finish in the Aquathlon to Team Momo, a team that, according to Astron, was “really starting to pull the best out of us; edging us on like true rivals.” The team was eliminated from championship contention following the Aquathlon.
After being knocked out in the heats in Collision, the team turned their eyes to Starry for the final event; the Marathon. Despite qualifying poorly, and falling to last place early on, Starry managed to claw back places lap after lap, and by the time the final lap came around, Starry had climbed up to fourth place. Team Galactic would finish the league in seventh, tying the Hazers in points, but losing out to them in terms of medal count.
Team Galactic finished seventh in the 2020 Marble League. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Heading into the offseason, the team returned to Galakonur. The overwhelming support from their fans, as well as the city’s inhabitants, really motivated the team.
A still captured by Cable Marble Media. (Photo Credit: Baron)
“As popular as they are, I sometimes feel like they don’t get enough credit for their work. They’re pretty consistently middle of the pack but I never worry about them being able to qualify for races or the Marble League because they’re pretty amazing at that. Still, a bit frustrating they’ve yet to podium in any ML but I love them regardless.” ArtsyCipherer, a longtime Team Galactic fan, remarked at a Q&A hosted by the team in Galaknour. During this Q&A session, Cosmo announced that the team would be hosting a reunion with the Stardust Classic teams.
“Had it not been for the Classic, chances are we might not have made it to the Marble League! And now to have hosted one? It’s been a real blast, and we want to share it all with you!” Cosmo said. With the renovations that had been done to the Andromedome prior to the league, the stadium was in perfect condition to host a Stardust Classic reunion. Some of the prominent teams included the Asteroids, Solar Flares, Purple Rockets, Stargazers, and Supernovas, who all accepted graciously, whereas some teams were busy in other leagues. The tournament was held in the Andromedome shortly after the conclusion of the Marble League.
The eight teams participating in the Stardust Classic Reunion, from left to right: Team Galactic, Supernovas, Blood Moons, Purple Rockets, Crazy Comets, Stargazers, Asteroids, and the Solar Flares. (Art Credit: Phantasm)
Team Galactic opened the reunion with a fourth-place finish in Block Pushing, with the gold medal going to the Stargazers, a team hailing from SuperJackJack’s Marble Games, a youth competition near Bermenghank. Astron and Pulsar were selected to run for the team in the Black Hole Funnel, of which they placed in third and earned their first medal of the tournament. The gold medal would go to Orbit and Sulfur from the Purple Rockets, a team hailing from the nearby Sheetersburg, and that competed in The Emperor’s Marble Sports Games. Team Galactic would turn on the afterburners in the next event though, as Cosmo won gold in the Sand Rally. Starry followed this up with a masterful ten-second victory at the Starlit Speedway Grand Prix, and Team Galactic would end up winning the Stardust Classic Reunion.
The Stardust Classic Reunion final standings. (Design Credit: Laurent Rollon)
“Wowie! We won something! We’re on the podium!” Quasar exclaimed jubilantly during the awards ceremony.
A few months after the reunion, Team Galactic received an invitation for Marbula One Season 2. Coach Black Hole wasted no time in selecting the dynamic duo from Season 1, Starry and Pulsar, to compete in the second season.
“We’re ready to rock and roll!” Pulsar said before the Minty Mania GP Qualifiers. “Well, okay, maybe just roll.” Sadly, Team Galactic did not get off to the start they envisioned in Season 2. Following Minty Mania and the O’raceway, they were one of four scoreless teams.
In a press conference after the race, Black Hole remarked, “I feel like I didn’t train them hard enough. We had been flying high after the Marble League, and I should have brought them down to Marblearth sooner.”
After another poor qualifying at the Honeydome, Starry was visibly upset before the race and had to be calmed down by the Honeydome referees. Black Hole pulled Starry aside for a pep talk. The results were visible. Starry rose into the top half early on and slowly chipped away at the lead, ultimately finishing in second, propelling the team to eighth in the standings.
Starry took the podium to earn Galactic’s first points of the season at the Honeydome GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“No words can express how happy I am! What an exhilarating race and thank you, everyone!” Starry exclaimed with tears of joy following the race.
Pulsar managed to qualify well again at the Aquamaring, and early in the race held the lead. They could not hold onto it, however, and fell to seventh. After another poor qualifying at Tumult Turnpike, Starry managed to claw up into the contenders for the lead once again. With one turn to go, it appeared that Starry would finish the race in fourth. But, as is tradition with the team, with an excellent divebomb to the inside, Mallard stole fourth, with Starry placing fifth plus the fastest lap, in the fifth race of the season, propelling Starry to fifth in the individual championship.
“Well, it was….a little bit infuriating,” Starry said. “But we’ve got to make the best of what we can, and I’ll take another top-five finish.”
Pulsar rounded out the first half with another thirteenth, meaning Team Galactic sat in seventh at the end of the halfway point.
Skyfall, another Team Galactic fan, reflected on the team’s standing following the Arctic Circuit: “I generally tend to be a pretty optimistic fan and consider anything above eighth to be a good race. Think about it, we’re supposed to be competing against sixteen to twenty of the best marble teams in the world, so placing eighth or better consistently among them is pretty spectacular.”
During the break, Black Hole received an invite to the Marble League Winter Special. “I was a bit hesitant to accept,” they remarked. “I feel like we need to focus on training for Marbula One. Something’s got to click. We’re doing well, but there isn’t a lot of chemistry between the duo. On the other hand, there are bound to be team events, which could serve as the teambuilding we need to strengthen the chemistry between Starry and Pulsar.”
After accepting the invite, they traveled to the Himarblelaya Mountains in a private jet that belonged to Atlas, the Chief Architect of the Andromedome. There was a rumor going around that Black Hole was considering Atlas as a manager for the team. That rumor was proven true before the Ice Dash when Black Hole announced to the team that Atlas would be joining them.
Team Galactic lines up during the Marble League Winter Special’s Opening Ceremony. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“I’m thrilled that Atlas is joining us!” Quasar said after the reveal. “I feel like Coach has been so stressed with coaching us, managing the finances, organizing events, et cetera. I’m glad Atlas will be on board to help us out!” To start off the Winter Special, Starry got things rolling with an eighth-place finish in the Ice Dash. Astron followed this up by placing fourth in the Snowboard Cross, one of the best finishes of their career.
“I’m shocked! Flabbergasted! That was insane!” Astron said after the event. “Knocking out both the O’rangers and Savage Speeders in the same heat is no easy task!” they exclaimed with a laugh. “I’m thankful for all my teammates, coach, and our new manager, Atlas, for helping me get here.” Sadly, Cosmo could not keep the momentum going, and placed dead last in Speed Skating. The team could not rebound in Bobsled, an event that they had placed second in last time, only managed to muster a ninth-place finish here.
“We need something to click in Ice Hockey,” Black Hole said, just before the event. “Quasar was a great goalie last time; now we need some solid offense from the main team. I’m hoping we can wake up here, and end the season with a bang.” Team Galactic managed to knock out their newfound rivals, Team Momo, in the round of 16, and narrowly slipped by the Hazers in the quarter-finals. They would face the Savage Speeders in the semi-finals. After taking it to double-overtime, the team could not muster the final push and lost to the Speeders.
Galactic faces the Speeders in a tense semifinal match in the Winter Special’s Ice Hockey. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“We were exhausted,” Cosmo said after the event. “We went through a double-overtime, and then lined right back up in the gate to face the O’rangers, of all teams.” The team finished with another fourth-place finish and ended the season in tenth place.
“It’s not the statement I wanted to make as a manager, but we’re looking for a rebound in Marbula One,” Atlas commented after the closing ceremony.
After flying back to Galakonur, the team went straight back to training. With Atlas taking over managerial duties, Black Hole had more time on their agenda to train. The team took a small road trip to the Startop Mountain range.
Pulsar relaxes, taking in a cliffside view overlooking the Startop Mountain Range. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)
There was a small village perched atop the Peak of the Cosmos, in which Black Hole trained the team hard. There was a nightly campfire, and Black Hole remarked, “It really helped our teamwork and bonding. The team has been very stressed after an array of events, I figured this was the best way to train them while also getting some enjoyment out of them.”
After returning to Galaknour, the team took a long flight to Lewara, with Pulsar ready to go for the Raceforest GP. Despite another poor qualifying, Pulsar managed to gain a tremendous number of spots, and at one point held the fastest lap. Pulsar finished the race in fourth, just missing the podium.
Cosmo and Astron in Lewara, outside the Raceforest. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)
“I felt like I had let my team down in the first half of the season. Starry always had my back and I was struggling to do the same for them. I aim to change that from here on out,” Pulsar said after the Grand Prix.
Starry followed this up with an eleventh place finish at the Momotorway GP, which sent Team Galactic into the spot of infamy; the ethereal fifth place.
A meme poking fun at the admittedly overused “Galacfifth” joke. (Design Credit: The Emperor)
At Palette Park, Pulsar managed to qualify third for the third time this season. But, as had been the case in the other two races Pulsar qualified third, they fell down and got mired in the middle of the pack, and finished twelfth.
After the race, Pulsar remarked: “I don’t really want to talk about it. It was rough, but I’m glad I still scored.”
The next stop on the Marbula One agenda was Misty Mountain, where Starry looked to set the ship sailing in the right direction. After another poor qualifying, Starry managed to climb to fifth in the race before the red flag. Starry would hold on to fourth in the end and fall just short of the podium. Team Galactic rose to eighth in the standings following the race.
“What a climb,” Starry said after the race. “I know a lot of people were skeptical of my qualifying run, and that run-in with Clementin, but I hope my performance in the race can speak louder than that.”
Starry would be chosen to run again at the next race; the Savage Speedway, the track that Starry had won the year before. And Starry would deliver once again, with another medal at the track, this time a silver.
Starry’s Savage Speedway silver. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“It was thrilling!” Starry said crying tears of joy after the race. “Words cannot express how thankful I am to my family; my team, for supporting me and helping me get on the podium once again. Reach for the stars!”
Team Galactic rose to sixth in the overall standings after the penultimate race and set their eyes on an overall podium. The rest was up to Pulsar, who was chosen to represent the team at the finale; Midnight Bay.
“I think it was the right call,” Atlas said after the event. “Pulsar may not have experience in a finale yet, but I see no better time to give them a shot! The championship was already decided, so we wouldn’t lose anything from it anyway!”
Atlas’s statement would be proven false at Midnight Bay. Team Galactic lost their streak of never placing last in a Marbula One race, as Pulsar finished well off the pace of the rest of the field. Pulsar left the track in a hurry afterward and didn’t comment on the race.
“We just need to give them some time, that’s all.” Black Hole said after the race. “Pulsar’s a great athlete. Deep down I think they still know that. Every marble has off days, this was one of theirs. Plus, we’ve seen that this track doesn’t play to our strengths before, so hopefully, they’ll come around soon.”
Team Galactic would finish the season out in seventh place, with Starry just missing the racer’s podium in fourth. The team had two silver medals and one fastest lap.
“I just don’t think I’m suited for Marbula One.” Pulsar said. “Yeah, sure I had an off day, as Coach said. But I seem to be having a lot of those…”
The team returned to Galakonur a little bit downhearted but were determined to bounce back in the Marble League 2021 Qualifiers.
“We’ve always been a strong team in the qualifiers.” Pulsar said. “We’re yet to qualify below fifth place in any Marble League Qualifier yet. Let’s keep that streak alive.”
“Yeah!” Quasar said, echoing their sibling’s sentiments. “I feel like the odds are in our favor here. We’re in our preferred group, with only three other teams that qualified in Marble League 2020, along with the events favoring our strong suits!”
The team spent a lot of days and nights training in and out of the Andromedome, which, after the conclusion of the Stardust Classic Reunion, was remodeled once again to house a proposed Marbula One track forTeam Galactic: the Starlit Speedway.
A proposed Marbula One track for Team Galactic: the Starlit Speedway. (Design Credit: Novawolf)
“We entered this competition as four friends looking for a chance to prove our worth. We’re going to do that, and win the Marble League this year.” Cosmo said.
The team would select Cosmo to compete in the Marble League Practice Race, a Sand Rally taking place in Felynia. Cosmo crossed the line in a respectable sixteenth. When the Marble League 2021 Practice Race concluded, it was announced that the Solar Flares, a former Stardust Classic team, would be joining the Marble League.
Cosmo enjoying a sunset. (Photo Credit: JackJack)
“This will be amazing!” Starry said after the announcement. “We go waaaaay back with the Solar Flares, in fact, they’re quite close friends with us. I’m so happy that they’re going to be competing with us in the 2021 qualifiers!”
“Yeah, we used to go on astronomy trips together at night after training.” Cosmo reminisced. “Ah, I miss those days. It’ll be great having the team back with us!”
Royal Stardust made a comment on the Solar Flares, too. “It’s great to see more of the Classic teams getting time in the spotlight. I’m sure the Solar Flares will do well in the Marble League.”
The team would book their hotel room to be directly across from the Solar Flares, and they spent a lot of nights training for the Marble League together.
“It’s great to have more teammates to train with!” Pulsar said. “We’ll be rooting for the Flares in this Marble League, and hopefully we can take those top two spots!”
Team Galactic at a press conference discussing the Solar Flares. (Design Credit: Laurent Rollon)
In RetRollSpective, Team Galactic has come a long way since its inception in the 2016 Marble League. Starry’s three gold medals have made them one of the most celebrated marble athletes, as has the team’s everlasting consistency, proving that Galactic has astronomical potential. Best of luck to Team Galactic in the future, keep on rolling!
Marble League 2022 3rd Place
The medal earned by Team Galactic in the Marble League. Logo designed by Tim Ritz and tinted by Novawolf.
Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re racing over to the Raspberry Racers, champions of Marble League 2019 and runners-up of Marble League 2021. Read on to find out how this team, as robust as can be, has dominated the competition!
The official logo for the Raspberry Racers, designed by Tim Ritz.
Though they are one of the newer teams in the Marble League, the Raspberry Racers competed for years in the now-defunct Fruit Circuit. The Fruit Circuit was an untelevised marble sports tournament that ran until 2015, the year before the debut of the Marble League. There, the Raspberry Racers competed alongside fruit-themed teams such as the O’rangers, Mellow Yellow, and Limers, developing a tense rivalry with the latter team.
With the end of the Fruit Circuit in sight, Jelle Bakker reserved spots for the top three teams of the 2015 season to join the Marble League. In the final race of the tournament, the Raspberry Racers were second in the overall standings when they overshot a curve and went out of bounds. Their DNF allowed both Mellow Yellow and the O’rangers to slot into second and third place behind the Limers in first, shutting out the Raspberry Racers from a spot in Marble League 2016.
The team was understandably disappointed. After firing their team member Barry, who did not finish the last Fruit Circuit race, the remaining four members of the team returned home to Rubow, the raspberry capital of the world, to visit their families, drink some raspberry syrup, and to distance themselves from the excitement surrounding the Marble League. Sometime during this period, the Raspberry Racers disbanded, and the team’s former members began taking interest in the Hubelino Tournament, a Jelle’s Marble Runs tournament slated to air after the Marble League.
Rather than reform their team, the Racers’ team members amicably decided to compete on different teams: with Razzy and Rozzy joining the Bluefastics while Rezzy and Rizzy joined the Valiant Violets. Each adopted pseudonyms to match the themes of each team, and withheld their identities to protect the personal lives of the athletes who needed to take leave from either team. Both the Bluefastics and Valiant Violets performed modestly throughout the tournament, which originally ran for eight events but was extended to twelve, running before and after Marble League 2017.
Throughout the twelve events, both teams earned one gold medal and another podium finish each: the Bluefastics won Pursuit Slalom and proceeded to earn a silver in the Swing Wave, while the Valiant Violets won the Relay. The Violets could not place higher than last overall when the Bluefastics advanced out of Group A, but they earned a hard-fought silver after defeating the Bluefastics in the semifinals and losing a tiebreaker to the tournament champions, the Green Gang. The Violets finished in last with 55 points, behind the Bluefastics in sixth with 62 points.
Former teammates face off in a thrilling conclusion to the first season of the Hubelino Tournament. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Although it was rumored among many fans that the face-off in the Ball Battle would spark an intense rivalry between the Bluefastics and Valiant Violets, the opposite turned out to be the case when it was revealed that the Raspberry Racers were reforming. Unbeknownst to the fans, Razzy, Rozzy, Rezzy, and Rizzy had been training together during the 2017 offseason for Marble League 2018 Qualifiers, recruiting Ruzzy as their fifth member from a Rubovian sports club. Following the team’s public announcement of their reformation, Barry remarked:
“I’m happy for them, you know, Razzy and the others. I think they’ll do well. I just wish they’d thought to reach out to me.”
The Raspberry Racers declined to comment, as they were well into training. Just a little over a month after the Hubelino Tournament ended, Razzy, Rozzy, Rezzy, and Rizzy had officially left their Hubelino teams and donned their fuchsia colors for the Marble League 2018 Draw. Commentator Greg Woods introduced them in the video, alluding to the Limers’ victory in the final Fruit Circuit:
“They have a long history going back with the Limers, the two of them, so ideally they would like to be in separate groups, although some might say they want to be in the same just to knock each other out before they even make it…”
The Raspberry Racers placed into Group C and scored modestly in the following events until the 5 Meter Ice Dash, where they got first place in their group, and the Halfpipe where they got third place in the group. This put the Raspberry Racers second in the overall group with twenty-two points, enough to qualify for Marble League 2018. The Limers, however, were also in Group C, and they, too, qualified for competition with twenty-one points. The Fruit Circuit was back.
The Raspberry Racers’ first Marble League opening ceremony in 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Racers placed in the lower half of the overall standings throughout the first four events of the 2018 Marble League; it was not until their fourth-place run in Speed Skating that the team got a glimpse at the limelight of the top ten. The Raspberry Racers had a pivotal moment in the next event, Team Pursuit, which put them against the Limers in the semifinal. The two rival teams were neck-and-neck throughout the match, by hundredths of seconds, but it was ultimately the Raspberry Racers that finally harnessed their synergy to race across the finish line, two-hundredths of a second before the Limers’ third racer did. Although the Racers lost out to the Snowballs by a mere four-hundredths of a second in the finals, it didn’t matter to the Racers. Razzy said of the event:
“It felt amazing. Our team has come a long way since we’ve been training for the Marble League, but we never felt like we were in sync with each other until that semifinal. That made us feel like a team again, just like in the old days. At that moment, we knew we’d made the right choice to reunite and come back.”
Sublime dismounts the track in frustration after a close loss to the Raspberry Racers in 2018’s Team Pursuit semifinals. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Raspberry Racers came away with a silver medal from Team Pursuit, rising into fifth place overall. With this, the team emerged as one of the most notable of the rookie teams, beginning to gain support as the Hazers had before them. In the eighth event, Snowboard Cross, Rozzy got first in the Heat race with Sublime of the Limers closely following behind. This put both teams in the final. However, Rozzy tired out in that race, getting seventh place while Sublime got their first gold medal of the season. The two teams faced each other again in the Curling quarterfinals, where Rozzy got revenge on Sublime, knocking them off the target and securing a 2-0 victory for the Racers. When interviewed about the play, Sublime simply shook themselves,
“Personally, I thought they made a really dirty move. And if we’re being honest, I don’t understand this rivalry between us. It’s not like we’re the team that took their spot in the 2016 Marble League. They messed up, and we were already in first!”
Interestingly enough, the Raspberry Racers went up against the O’rangers in the third-place round, the very team that shut them out of the final designated spot for the Fruit Circuit. The Racers edged ahead by one point, earning a bronze medal for Curling. The final three events did not bode as well for the team except for the final event, where they scored fifth place. The Raspberry Racers finished in eighth overall for the 2018 Marble League, a solid feat for the rookie team.
The Raspberry Racers’ Marble League debut ended in a solid midpack finish. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Raspberry Racers had an active offseason in their rookie year as well, starting when Rezzy competed in the 100 Meter Water Race and finished thirteenth overall. In the Amazing Maze Marble Race, they competed with all active Marble League teams in a Hubelino race with all four members of each team.
The team made it to the finals rather easily, where they went up against not only the Limers but the O’rangers and Savage Speeders. Though the O’rangers got two athletes in first and second place, the Raspberry Racers followed closely behind in third, fourth, seventh, and eleventh, where the other two O’rangers ended up in tenth and fifteenth. The Racers’ consistency and teamwork were what paved the way for their victory in the Amazing Maze Marble Race.
A moment that would foreshadow the upcoming Marble League. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Members of the Racers who competed with the Bluefastics and Valiant Violets declined to rejoin for the 2018 Hubelino Tournament, wishing the two teams the best of luck as the Racers trained for the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers with a new coach, Berry. The new athletes that joined both teams adopted the same nicknames that the Racers chose, honoring the Racers’ role in building the teams.
The Raspberry Racers began 2019 Qualifiers on an admittedly sour note, finishing in second-to-last in Funnel Spinning and only earning one point. Fans were relieved, then, when the Racers earned fifteen points in Block Pushing, finishing in fourth place and putting them one point behind Team Momo in twelfth place. There was a path to qualification.
The third event, the Relay Race, brought drama between the Raspberry Racers and their competition. Though the team finished first in their heat and added twelve points to their total, the Racers’ fans got involved in a fight with Team Primary fans when Mary did not finish the race, resulting in a DNF. Ironically enough, Barry (unrelated to the Racers’ new coach) was in the stands when they noticed Primary fans coming at them:
“At the moment, it was just so bizarre. I couldn’t understand why Team Primary’s fans were mad at us when Limers fans were the ones throwing the debris onto the tracks. They were probably mad because of our ‘rivalry’ with Limers. It’s a shame they had to create new rivals to get their anger out.”
Raspberry Racers fans caught amid Team Primary fans’ rage in the stands of the 2019 Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
It was perhaps poetic justice, then, when the Raspberry Racers comfortably succeeded in qualifying for the Marble League 2019 in eighth place. The team soon entered a season in which they would dominate, rise to the top, and never let up. The team was one of three teams that never left the top five during the season; the other two teams were the Hazers and Green Ducks, teams that would consistently challenge the Racers throughout the season for victory.
The team rose to significance in the Funnel Race, when Razzy, now team captain, came just short of winning the event. Although Razzy was able to stay in the final funnel for an impressive 34 seconds, outlasting every other marble that passed through, the Savage Speeders took their second consecutive gold medal in a tight finish against the Raspberry Racers.
The Savage Speeders had an unprecedented lead after only the second event with fifty points to their name, and the Raspberry Racers were nineteen points behind in second place. In the next event, a fourteenth-place finish in Balancing brought the team down to fifth place while the Hazers moved up to second and finally wrestled first place from the Savage Speeders at the end of the fifth event. The team did earn a silver medal in the Gravitrax Slalom, a team event, but placed ninth with Rozzy’s performance in the 5 Meter Sprint and returned once more to fifth overall.
Seeing the Raspberry Racers on the podium was a common occurrence during the 2019 season. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Raspberry Racers earned a bronze medal in the Relay Run and another bronze medal in the Summer Biathlon, which, along with a fourth-place finish in Block Pushing, elevated the team to the top of the standings. The Racers closed out the first half of the season by earning medals in four out of the eight events, practicing unparalleled consistency to stay in the game. Rizzy, the racer who competed in the Summer Biathlon, was cautiously optimistic:
“I think there’s no denying that the training that we’ve put in is paying off, but that in no way means that we’re going to coast to victory during the rest of the season. There are fifteen other teams that want this as badly as we do, and we need to give everything we’ve got if we want to win this year.”
The ninth event, Hurdles, matched this sentiment, as Razzy picked up their second silver medal of the season. As the next few events went on, the Raspberry Racers noticed that there was one team that was consistently getting in front of them: the Green Ducks. This became most apparent for the team when the Ducks got second in front of the Racers’ third in the Dirt Race and earned their second gold medal in Rafting above the Racers’ finish in sixth. Although the Raspberry Racers had earned six medals, the Ducks, with their equally consistent finishes in the top four of most events, retook the lead with four events to go.
“Our strong point is working together in team events, but we fell short in Rafting. We had high expectations for ourselves and from the fans. Once the Green Ducks broke the Marble League record in front of us, the stakes rose even higher, and we did not react well to that,” Ruzzy admitted.
This graphic illustrates the Ducks’ fanbase expanding after the 2019 Qualifiers. (Design Credit: Yume)
The Green Ducks retook first in the standings, being the first team to do so in the season. Fans likened the power struggle between the two teams to the rivalry between the Limers and the Raspberry Racers, a coincidence made only more ironic due to the Green Ducks’ lime green color. When asked about this, Coach Berry chuckled:
“I obviously wasn’t a part of the team when the competition between the Limers and the Raspberry Racers was at its peak, but I can promise you that our relationship isn’t like that with the Green Ducks. We have a lot of respect for the Ducks. They’re the best rookie team since the Savage Speeders in 2016, and they deserved to get on the podium this year. There’s nothing wrong with a little competition, though, especially when it’s over the championship.”
Ultimately, Rezzy was the marble who would represent the Raspberry Racers in the Elimination Race and the marble athlete who would define which team could secure the championship. Their team had a lot to prove—that they wanted victory, that they were going to do everything in their power to keep their fight alive and finish strong. Up to this point, the Racers had yet to earn a gold medal—ever—in the Marble League.
The Raspberry Racers’ first gold medal in team history. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“It was truly one of the hardest races I’ve ever run, one that even the best athletes couldn’t finish. When I got stuck during one of the final races, I, too, was ready to accept my fate,” Rezzy shrugged. “Diego rolling into me was a matter of chance. It was a shame that they didn’t get into the final race. I owe the mere opportunity to earn that gold medal to them. The rest? Everything I learned throughout the eight races prior, prior training, and again, luck, is how I earned our first gold medal. I, more than anything, am grateful.”
The Racers still remained in second after the event, but a fourth-place finish in Surfing allowed the team to retake the lead in the standings. The Raspberry Racers finished one place ahead of the Green Ducks in Collision, and, remaining as consistent as they had throughout the entire season, earned a bronze medal with Razzy’s performance in the Sand Rally to finish the 2019 Marble League with a total of 216 points and eight medals to their name.
The Raspberry Racers had won the 2019 Marble League.
“The Raspberry Racers, as robust as can be, are your 2019 Marble League champions!” (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“I can’t overstate how badly we’ve wanted this to happen,” Razzy, who won Best Individual Marble as well, remarked. “It’s a testament to how much we’ve been improving over every single year, from not qualifying in the Fruit Circuit, to being separated as a team, to coming together, harmonizing, and pulling through to the end. I couldn’t be prouder of my team, and it’s an even bigger honor to know for sure that we’ll be appearing in next year’s tournament as well. Our work is far from over.”
“You know, seeing how happy they were, and how thrilled we, the fans were…I’ve forgiven them,” Barry admitted. “Everything happens for a reason. I’m not sure I could have ever seen myself competing in the Marble League, and I like where my career is now. I’m more than happy to cheer on the Raspberry Racers from the sidelines, especially if they’re going to keep doing as well as they just did. #RaspberryRobust, everyone!” The team, prequalified for the 2020 Marble League, was harvesting raspberries from the Von Neuman Farm in Tumbletown, a town on the outskirts of Rubow when they received an official letter from the JMRC. The letter invited the team to compete in the first season of Marbula One alongside the three other Marble League champions and Fruit Circuit teams. The Raspberry Racers accepted the invitation and were revealed as the thirteenth team on 01 December 2019. The Racers submitted Razzy, “Rider In Rose”, and Rezzy, “Framboise Flash”, to represent the team. The team’s reveal poster depicts the two rolling through the farm casually, as the sun sets on the horizon behind them. The farm was visible from the top of the Razzway during the seventh Grand Prix, which the team was selected to host.
The promotional poster for the Raspberry Racers in Marbula One Season 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)
Razzy qualified well in their debut at the Savage Speedway Grand Prix on 15 February 2020 in sixth place. Although they were unable to get into the lead, Razzy rose into the top five towards the end of the second lap, peaking in fourth place before dropping out of the top five. Razzy finished the race in seventh place, just ahead of Mallard, and earned six points for the team.
Rezzy debuted at the O’raceway Grand Prix on 22 February 2020 with the Racers’ highest qualifying position of the season—third with a time of 31.02 seconds, 0.38 seconds ahead of Limelime. They began the race in third before the sand section, where they fell out of the top five and then reclaimed fifth. Rezzy advanced to fourth upon Wospy’s fall from the conveyor belt and then to second in the fifth lap, trailing Billy, but quickly fell behind to Smoggy and began falling from the top five. Rezzy finished the race in eighth, below Billy, Smoggy, and even Limelime—earning four points. At the end of the first quarter of the season, the Raspberry Racers were in eighth overall.
Unfortunately for the Racers, the team’s performance as a whole would remain stagnant. Razzy placed outside of the top ten at both the Momotorway and Short Circuit, thus going scoreless in half of their appearances. Rezzy earned more than double the amount of points as Razzy, qualifying and finishing the race in sixth at the Hivedrive and placing tenth at Greenstone despite qualifying in twelfth.
The fields of Tumbletown, where the Razzway GP was held, are a growing tourist destination for their natural colors and beauty. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Razzy finished their Marbula One season in Tumbletown, where they finished in ninth after qualifying in fourteenth at the Razzway. The Grand Prix was notorious for the season’s only red flag, which occurred after officials conducted a thorough check of the track, and a fan invasion prior to the race restart. Despite rumors, Coach Berry confirmed in a post-race interview that the rogue fan was not Barry.
Rezzy’s seventh-place finish in the Midnight Bay Grand Prix helped lift the team above the Limers to finish in fourteenth overall with a total of twenty-seven points.
“I think that the fans need to understand, regardless of where teams and drivers place in these standings, that there is such a big difference between competing in the Marble League and Marbula One,” Coach Berry stated. “Marbula One doesn’t have team events or heats leading up to a final—it has laps. Speed. Endurance. Perseverance. Razzy and Rezzy both have those skills, and you know that from how they did in the Marble League. They just weren’t ready to translate them into Marbula One this season. But we’ll be back.”
Seeing Green
an addendum by Piney
All script and illustrations were done by Piney.
In RetRollSpective, the Raspberry Racers have come a long way since their beginnings in the Fruit Circuit. The reunion of the team brought energy into the Marble League that drove them into the top ten for the 2018 season, led them to win the Amazing Maze Marble Race in an upset over more established teams, and, as robust as could be, claimed the championship in the 2019 Marble League by medaling in half of its events and competing consistently to the best of its ability. Best of luck to the Raspberry Racers in the near future, keep on rolling!
Marble League 2019 ChampionsMarble League 2021 Runners-upThe medals earned by the Raspberry Racers in the Marble League. Logos designed by Tim Ritz and tinted by Novawolf.
Pamplemousse lost something near and dear to their heart the night they snuck into the Hazers’ building in the Athlete’s Village. When Hazy knocked them out of the building, their ticket to the final Marblocross event fell off from their side. Despite their insistence today, Pamplemousse was given a stern answer by the security marbles: “no ticket, no entry.”
The renegade Limer had to roll down to downtown Felynia, to a dive bar tucked between what is now named the Red Eye Honorary Boulevard. Packed like sardines inside were a variety of faces: Cat’s Eyes, solid coloured visitors and two dark green marbles at the bar table. Three large TV screens showed the sides of the Marblocross track and of the starting gate.
“Hey, I’ll bet you a mug of root beer Hazers won’t podium,” said Pamplemousse to the dark green marble next to them. “What a mouth you have,” said that marble. “I remember the sight of Hazy charging next to me on the Momotorway, and you have no idea.”
What a surprise to the whole bar, then, when Hazy could never get out of the bottom four, always beaten to the punch in the sand by marbles from Mimo to Rizzy. A table of ghost marbles rolled out of the bar before lap 10. Not even the Limers fans were happy that Limelime flubbed their opening lap.
But, for one brilliant moment, there was Pamplemousse bouncing up and down their bar stool. They were right. They called it. Not even any Limer commanded the attention they had at that moment among all the tourists across the world.
“You owe me a drink!” Yelled Pamplemousse to the marble next to them. “Whoever you are, if you lost to Hazy you must really suck!”
The dark green marble turned. “The name’s Hop, and by next year you’ll remember my name.”
Tuesday, September 7th, 10:00 Felyni Standard Time (FST)
It was finally time for Felynia’s hero to face the press. Red Eye, current Marbula One Racer Champion, was set to give a few remarks now that they’re officially running for the Crazy Cat’s Eyes in the Marble League Marblocross. The team is eighteen points behind the leading Raspberry Racers but can claim the Championship with a gold and some good luck.
What surprised the Felyni reporters was Red Eye coming out with Speedy of the Savage Speeders. The Cat’s Eyes and the Speeders, it turns out, are doing a joint press conference. “Our training schedules lined up and we know both our fanbases want to hear from us,” said Coach Quickly, who was at Speedy’s side.
The questions were unrelenting, especially so toward the Cat’s Eyes captain. A last-place finish in Football once again made Felyni bandwagoners anxious about team cohesion, training, and preparedness. Red Eye was asked in various ways whether they’ve been training enough; if the dream of a host team winning a Marble League fuels them; and if they feel confident about beating the Speeders captain to their side.
“Both Speedy and I know what will happen. Our scores are tied. To win the Marble League, one of us has to beat another,” said Red Eye.
Coach White Eye interjected: “But no matter who wins – one of us or another team – it’s been so amazing to see the whole city support us and the Marble League. And here’s to keeping that positive energy going forward.”
“I couldn’t have said it better myself,” said Speedy. “I look forward to facing off against Red Eye for another round. May the best racer win.”
Both captains took their leave shortly after, being diplomatic and looking more like friends than rivals. And yet, maybe the fans prefer true rivals to fake friends. The Felyni wanted to hope their captain was studying Speedy behind their back, that once again Red Eye can win the whole race by eight seconds like at the Savage Speedway. The fans in Vellis craved some assurance from Speedy that their captain can close it out for a gold, the way fans used to trust them unconditionally.
For the rest of us, what we remember is the one quote from Red Eye at the start of their whole presser: “This will be the most important race of my life.”
Red Eye takes the lead in the Elimination Race’s penultimate round. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Tuesday, 16:30 FST
Team Momo is thirteen points behind the lead and only four behind an auto-qualifying podium placement. They started their training meeting looking at fan reactions online, which were curious, to say the least.
The word that kept showing up in the biggest Momo fan networks was “disappointing,” amid some hope the team could podium and auto-qualify after all 16 events. It’s supporters of other teams who are assuaging Momo fans, saying “you deserve to win” or “I’d be really happy with a Momo championship.”
“If I could do it over again, I’d say I deserve to be part of every 2017 and 2018 event,” chuckled Momomomo. “But then Mimo wouldn’t have gotten a chance to show themselves, right?”
Mimo had been quiet most of the morning. Coach Momomomomo still had to publicly announce Mimo would start in Marblocross, but the team all knew. After last place and 0 points in the Elimination Race, though, the team’s reserve still avoided their teammates; they avoided the way they gazed towards Mimo sitting in the corner.
The team members took their turn encouraging Mimo. Momo said Mimo is the best Marbula racing partner they could have asked for. Momomo had a long story about how Mimo helped them conquer their altitude sickness. The Manager, Memo, was about to go on for a while about Mimo’s great online brand until the reserve stopped them.
“I appreciate it, guys,” said Mimo. “But I have to get gold. I’ve never gotten gold in a Marble League. It’s a tall order, isn’t it?”
“You won the O’raceway! You won on a sand course!” Exclaimed Momo. “You’ve made history for our team. You’ll do it again.”
“I remember 2017! I went out on a crutch to see you take your first podium in your first performance,” said Momomomo. “The day you stepped out to do the High Jump, you made history. You’ll do it again.”
Hearing that, Mimo rolled out of their seat. For the first time since they qualified for this Marble League by a hair, the full team had a group embrace and yelled a great hurrah.
Momomomo on their way to a gold in the Hurdles. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Tuesday, 19:00 FST
With a day’s training behind them, Mellow Yellow‘s Yellup sat next to Choc, the Chocolatiers‘ captain. The excuse the racer gave to Coach Mellow, not wanting the other team members to get suspicious, was they needed some fresh air.
“You know, I’d say you’re the odds on favorite to win this thing,” said Choc over cups of iced mocha. “You’re behind by nine points but you got the Marathon silver last year. You just gotta make sure not to go so fast that you leap out of a turn.”
Yellup, hearing that joke again, was staring daggers. “That’s what you remember about me? I thought you were better than this. Did I show up and say right away that you’ll never actually reach the podium in the Sprint?”
“But that’s just it, Yellup, you’re just saying what I think about all the time anyway.” Choc downed their cup of mocha in one swoop as they kept talking. “I know you hate that Marbula incident more than anyone else. If you can’t process it, it will mess with your whole energy.”
You need to stay mellow to keep your energy up. Yellup could only laugh at the thought since it just takes one or two bad events for the whole team to break out of that groove.
Yellup was about to explain why they laughed to Choc when both noticed an entourage next to them: a group of Showdown racers talking and laughing, with Pinky Toe, the winner of Showdown’s Marblocross, in the middle. “It must be nice to actually be a winner sometimes, no matter for what reason,” said Yellup.
The entourage turned to Yellup and Choc. “Hey! Golden One and the Sweet Sensation!” yelled Pinky Toe. “Good luck on the big race Friday!”
“Hey, Pinky Toe, I’ll send you a pint of Mint Chocolate Condition if you do me a favor,” said Choc. “Tell Yellup here how it feels winning your race after so many years of not making it.”
“I don’t know, it’s just kind of nice!” replied Pinky Toe. “It’s not like other teams’ fans care too much about me. I just like it because I can say to myself I’m a great athlete, and I get hardware too. I worry less about competing against you two greats because there’ll be one race, for whatever reason, where I best you all.”
Worry less. I am one of the greats. Yellup could see those are words they need to repeat more. They turned back to the Chocolatier: “This is why you’re a real captain, Choc. You’re why your team isn’t the ‘Choke-latiers’ anymore.”
Choc replied: “We’re twenty behind, let’s see if the fans won’t call for my head after Friday!” But Yellup already got up, rolling over to offer Pinky Toe a swig of their drink.
Mellow Yellow and the Chocolatiers on the Sand Moguls podium. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Tuesday, 21:15 FST
At the end of a training day, the musicians that make up the Shining Swarm let it all out with a jam session. Both captain Shiny and former captain Sparkle play the electric guitar, but tonight something was off: Shiny was really thrashing the strings and kept the guitar out of tune.
“Alright, pause for a second,” said Coach Gleam as they put down the cowbell. “What’s wrong, Shiny?”
“Can we take a vote again on who’s racing Friday for the team? I just want to make it clear,” said Shiny. Just like the first time, everyone except Shiny said ‘aye’ for Sparkle, the team’s captain in 2019 and 2020.
“I just feel like… we should have a discussion about this. Sparkle has many talents, and I know that. But if we just let them do whatever they wanted to do, they’d still be captain and we may still not qualify for the Marble League.”
Shimmer scoffed: “This is 20,000 marbles watching, the biggest show of our lives! We need trusted leadership and I know Sparkle has experience on the sand.” Coach Gleam continued: “You know it was a tough decision, Shiny, but this is the choice we made as a team.”
An awkward silence followed, and for Shiny that was the cue to take off the guitar and roll out to their own room. There they stayed, feeling a bit sour but a bit disappointed in themselves. But then they heard singing outside their door:
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, I'm not half the marb I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me...
Shiny opened up and Sparkle stopped singing. The former captain said: “Sorry about earlier, but just know you’re the captain our team needed. Every team medal we earned is because of you, and you should be proud of that.”
Sparkle rolled back to their room, but they were right. Shiny was pretty proud of that.
Happier times – the Swarm after their gold in Diving. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Wednesday, September 8th, 07:30 FST
After planning for days, the band of Gliding Glaciers fans at Felynia Coliseum had their chance to greet their heroes. It seems hardly imaginable, in hindsight, that the team would go from third to last overall to only 13 points behind the leaders. With the Showdown over, the Glaciers and the O’rangers were testing out the Marblocross track. This was their last chance to meet the Glaciers athletes and give them encouragement.
Alas, the plan fell apart. There was already a mob of O’rangers fans around the stadium entrances, so the Glaciers fans couldn’t see inside the grounds whatsoever. The OOOOOO chant was so loud it made it hard to think of the next steps.
Some of the younger Glaciers fans were dejected and rolling around the Coliseum’s edge when they noticed an orange marble ahead of them, yelling: “Alright, Clementin, let’s get out this way! We don’t need fans being extra right now.” The fans’ first instinct was to hide behind a column and eavesdrop on the conversation.
“You know we’d love it if you beat the Raspberries, or if you beat Mellow Yellow,” said a gruff voice. “You don’t just wish for your rival to win it, you know? But first and foremost, this weekend you have to take care of yourself.”
“Geez, Kinnowin, I don’t even know how to handle leaving Felynia,” said a voice the fans instantly recognized as Glaciers captain Alpine. “These fans must think we’re gonna win it all now, so what if I let them down?”
“I know why you’re thinking that – because it’s your first time in the spotlight,” said Kinnowin. “But the truth is your fans won’t think that way. Not after you made the team qualify when you got silver at the Sand Rally, when you led the team to that Football gold, okay? We’re all gonna have a good race, but you’re up there as one of the great rookie captains.”
Saying farewell to the O’rangers, Alpine only had seconds before their fans rushed out of the column, sprinting towards them – the greatest rookie captain, the glory of Glidavik no matter what.
Alpine gets the Sand Rally silver in a four-way finish. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Wednesday, 11:30 FST
Pamplemousse wished they could forget their last five years as a Limers fan. They’re still a part of every Limers fan section at the Marble Leagues, but the hope of the team pulling off an upset is gone. What they really look forward to is having some fun around the Athletes’ Village.
They rolled down one block away from the Coliseum, to a building rumored among Limers fans to house the Hazers. The team is just as camera shy as usual; their star athlete, Misty, gave only one round of interviews and is now the most reclusive Marble League double gold medallist ever. Where other fans reacted with confusion, Pamplemousse saw entertainment.
The Limers fan made a makeshift ramp next to the wall around the building, and with one quick sprint jumped over the wall like you clear a high jump bar. They pressed against the open front door, peeking through – and were stunned to see the Limers chatting away with Hazy and Foggy of the Hazers.
Limelime was saying their goodbyes to Hazy: “You guys are so wonderful,” they said, “and I really hope our sand racing tips are helpful to you.” Imagine that Limers athlete’s horror when one of their fans barges into the room and starts talking trash.
“You Hazers always choke in the last race!” yelled Pamplemousse. “And Hazy, why are you getting advice from Foggy? They’ve been trash all season!”
The Limers are all trying to apologize to Hazy when the Hazers captain rolled over. “We are provisionally second. Why do you think you can lecture me about marble racing?” They said to the fan. They replied: “Because I can tell you guys will choke the podium!”
Hazy cut off Pamplemousse’s ranting. “I’ll prove you wrong,” said Hazy, who then accelerated at a great rate. The Hazers captain struck Pamplemousse straight on, shooting the fan like a football out the open door.
When Pamplemousse came to their senses, the door was shut and they heard security yelling behind them. At the same time, they are a fan who sees the humor in everything. If only Limelime could kick a ball as Hazy kicked me, they thought. Then the Limers would have won that last event!
Misty and Cloudy showing off their Jousting golds. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Wednesday, 17:00 FST
“We want Bolt! We want Bolt!” Outside of the Thunderbolts’ Felyni dwellings, the fans were getting rowdy. The team was sending out members like Shock or Coach Thunderstorm to calm down the crowd, but if anything that just made the fans stomp louder and these diehards feel more disrespected.
Bolt, ever the methodical racer, did not want to be disturbed as they reviewed how the Showdown teams handled the Marblocross. When captain Thunder pleaded for them to go out and say something to the fans, Bolt replied: “They’ll enjoy the moment more if I see them after winning the Championship.”
“It’s really serious out there, Bolt. The Oceanics need to leave the Village soon and the fans blocked the whole road out,” said Thunder. “Just make something up for a few minutes and take one for the team.”
That got the Thunderbolts’ racer going. They rolled out of their building and started talking right away, not waiting for the fans’ cheers to subside.
“I hear you, my fellow ‘Bolts! We are only seven points behind a final podium and a seventh straight Marble League. We’re sixteen points behind the Raspberry Racers, but I know what it takes to seize a race lead and keep it.” Bolt’s speech started getting interrupted with some grumbling and boos at the next part: “We are all working together and I’m relying on the advice of Coach Thunderstorm.”
“Okay, if you want to boo our Coach, you’re not a real fan!” continued Bolt, this time with some real passion in their voice. “Don’t look to me as your hero. Appreciate the whole team for being so consistent and always having our sights on the lead. Shock is having their best year yet. We were first in qualifiers because it was a team effort. Where’s the love for the whole team?”
With the fans now quiet, pondering these thoughts, Bolt knew how to wrap up. “All of us have lived in the shadow of the old team for years. But when the original ‘Bolts came back to work with us in Marbula One, we knew it was time to make the old team proud. Here’s to you, Bolta and Bolty. We’re all in for Thorston.”
Bolt rolled back into the building, but they didn’t realize a fan was live recording their speech the whole time. It was not just the Felynia fans getting fired up after that. From Felynia to Thorston, the fans stood their ground and started clapping in sync. They chanted with unity and confidence: “Goedspeed, Lightning Bolt!”
Bolt finishes first in a round of the Elimination Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Wednesday, 18:45 FST
Billy of the Green Ducks used up their time at the Marblocross track trying to perfect one section. It’s difficult to repeat the fastest racing line going into the sand esses ahead of the conveyor belt, and Billy must have tried it hundreds of times and never felt satisfied.
“You can’t be such a perfectionist, you know,” Mallard told Billy as they walked out of the stadium complex. “This race will be about thinking on the spot. You’re going out and not me because you have more skill here – but you need that mental reflex.”
“It’s not that easy to win a sand Marbula race, okay?” answered Billy. “And there are ten teams ahead in the standings. Even if I win, all the other teams have to do poorly for us to take the Championship.”
Before Mallard could get another word in, Billy raised their voice: “I don’t know why you always expected great things out of me. I don’t know why Bombay does.”
The sand dunes next to the Coliseum are a popular park these days, with Felyni Cat’s Eyes racing each other down and imagining they’re star athletes. Mallard chased Billy down to the park’s edge, as the Captain saw them race up and leap down the dunes.
The sun started to set, the Green Ducks Captain finally yelled for them to stop. First Mallard tried “Don’t burn all your quacking energy before Friday!” With no response, they then shouted:
“It’s never about expectations for me! I grew up with you, Bombay grew up with you. We can tell you have a gift on the sand, Billy, and you’re something special. So just race on Friday not like you have to beat anyone, but just like putting who you are out there.”
Still sprinting, Billy turned to see Mallard rolling back toward the Athlete’s Village, and then bump – they planted in the sand. To their side, Billy saw an Indigo Star spinning in place.
“Oh Jelle, I am so sorry… Indie, right?” the Stars captain is still finding their balance, but laughed. “Well, it was unusual but I guess I finally caught up to a Green Duck! If nothing else, send Mallard my regards.”
It was Indie who chose Diego to race in Marblocross, who will start on the grid with Billy next to their side. There was no animosity between them that night, though. They bonded over anecdotes from their last two years in marble sports or gossiping over Mallard (who the Stars captain has faced no less than five times).
“I’d love to see you again after Felynia,” said Indie, “but let me share some advice before it’s too late. After the Marble League Practice Race, Red Eye came up to me and said: ‘It’s when you battle for the lead that you have to race like no one else is watching.’ You’re the talented one, so it may help you.”
“Hold on, before you leave you gotta check out the night sky,” Indie added. “Isn’t it beautiful?”
It was just them and Billy of them on top of a sand dune, watching the moon rise from the horizon.
Mallard and Billy on their way to a first-place finish in Balancing. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Thursday, September 9th, 01:00 FST
It’s one thing if the Championship is the Raspberry Racers’ to lose, but another if Marblearth expects you to lose it. After 15 events in the top 3, it could all fall apart for the Racers on an unfamiliar Marblocross track. Following the rules of starting grid placement off of reverse championship order, Rizzy must fight up the midfield starting from the back row.
Rizzy had a long talk that night with Captain Razzy, whose lines were quite punchy: “you’re the most refreshed among us going into this, so don’t let Minty Fresh psych you out.” “If you’re three seconds ahead of the Limers, you’re on pace to win it all.” But after all the training and all the confiding, there was an emptiness somewhere inside Rizzy that needed to be filled.
All the lights in the Athletes’ Village were off except for one, and Rizzy rolled out and knocked on their door. Out came two of the Rojo Rollers: Rojo Dos and new coach Rojo Oro.
“I just have a silly question I’d like a second opinion on,” said Rizzy after settling in, exchanging pleasantries, and pouring some tea. “Were you confident you could beat us in football?”
“I think that’s the wrong question to ask,” said Rojo Oro. “I didn’t walk into a team that had lots of rivals and benchmarks – just a team in last place who wanted to beat any Marble League team. Every Rojo was focused 100% on our formation in football. It didn’t matter which team we faced exactly.”
“With my team, we’re all about the beating part,” sighed Rizzy. “We must always win against the Limers, we must always be side by side with the Green Ducks, things like that. And at the end of the last tournament… it went to our heads.”
“My marble, confidence is something you build,” said Rojo Dos. “It’s still a work in progress for me, but the coach and I are working on it! I’m going into Friday wanting to shock the world. It’s Felynia, if you don’t try something crazy here, where else are you gonna go?”
At the start of this summer, before they were in the lead, Rizzy had said those same words: “Our success at the end of the last tournament went to our heads.” But this time there wouldn’t be a sad Rezzy or livid lapped Razzy out there. It’s Rizzy and no one else: “And I promise you guys I’ll break the team’s Marbula curse.”
The Rojos still had all sorts of questions for Rizzy, wanting to know them more, and even offered to give up some of their training time on the track for the Racers. But it was two in the morning, and Rizzy promised to talk again tomorrow.
The Raspberry Racers after their gold in Block Pushing. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Thursday, 05:30 FST
An unsigned letter delivered to Minty Fresh’s door requested a meeting. “At the break of dawn, come to the oasis half an hour west of the Coliseum.” The Minty Maniac dared traveling at night for this encounter, having an idea of who awaited them.
“Is that you, Speedy?” said Minty Fresh at a marble behind a palm tree. Out came the Speeders captain, their maroon sheen looking shadowy with the sun not yet risen. It’s the first time the two met privately since a talk at Minty Mania almost a year ago.
“I wished you performed better over this Marble League. It seems like the training advice I gave you was ineffective,” said Speedy. The Captain was a bit relieved when Minty Fresh admitted they barely remembered any of it and listed off all of their racing suggestions again.
“Wait, why are you helping me out so much?” said Minty Fresh after a firehose of information from Speedy. “I’m starting on the front row. If I pull away from everyone else and get gold, then that makes it harder for you to win the Marble League.”
“First, you need to improve your form, or that won’t happen,” replied Speedy. “The truth is I’m running out of things to win. It’s better to focus on having a good soul. It’s your team’s last chance to win a medal this year, so you better make it count.” The Speeders captain started up on the last third of their mental racing checklist.
When the sun really did rise and light poured like waves over the sand, it was time to go. Minty Fresh knew Speedy was right: to go from third in Marble League 2020 to at most third from last this year is hard to describe. It’s a feeling that alienates you and sucks the life out of your fans. It’s a feeling that they wouldn’t wish on anyone.
“No more feeling that way,” said Minty Fresh to an approving nod from the Speeder. “I will try my hardest, I’ll race to win. And what if I beat you?”
The reply from Speedy: “It would be a disappointment, but I’ll own it.”
Speedy meets Minty Fresh as they prepare for the race of their lives. (Photo Credit: Piney)
Thursday, 16:00 FST
Sixteen racers will take to the Marblocross track on Friday. On that day, eleven of them can win the Marble League Championship for their team; for nine of them, that victory would be their team’s first. But who knows if it will be just a few lengths separating them from gold and silver in the event, from historic glory to historic regret.
At some point, though, these athletes must move on from the fear or the hypotheticals. There is a race to run. It’ll be the race of their lives.
Every racer competing in the Marblocross event, with their eyes set on the eternal glory of victory. (Design Credit: Fouc)
Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Turtle Sliders, a team that debuted in Marble League Showdown 2019. Read on to find out how this team has crushed the competition!
The official logo for the Turtle Sliders, designed by Tim Ritz.
The Turtle Sliders are one of the newest teams in Jelle’s Marble Runs, but they have an old and storied history competing against the Oceanics in the Seven Seas Circuit. Shelly, the only original member of the team remaining, was key in outsmarting many of the other teams in the circuit and standing up to the Oceanics. Shelly’s skills in endurance and longevity helped them to remain active after many of their old teammates retired from sports. But it was also their drive to compete.
“I’m a visionary and an idealist,” Shelly proudly proclaimed. “It is my creed. I always believe that we’re going to take that next step, that we’re going to be as excellent as we want to be. We will get there.”
The Sliders never beat the Oceanics in the Seven Seas Circuit, but they came close in 2015, placing second in the final race and third overall. When the Oceanics left the Circuit, however, many of the original members lost interest.
“It made sense to me,” Shelly accepted. “They felt like they had lost a sense of porpoise—I mean, purpose. Sorry. But I never lost that passion, and my hope was that I could inspire other athletes to do the same.”
Shelly began recruiting for new additions to the team in mid-2018, traveling throughout the region to cities like Aslipi, Jamarbla, and Mellacai. They met dozens of athletes who shared their passion to compete on a professional level, perhaps even in the Marble League. In the end, Shelly reformed the team with Crush, Squirt, Dash, Frank, and Splint, the team’s original coach, being the new faces of the Turtle Sliders.
The original logo for the Turtle Sliders. (Design Credit: FamousOlSpiced)
Crush, who was recruited from Aslipi, used to compete in the minor league team of the Turtle Sliders, the Hatchling Skidders. After retiring from sports, they went into acting and were featured in “a gritty crime documentary about a colorful fish getting kidnapped”, according to the Non-Descript Entertainment Company. Crush was convinced to join the Sliders by their younger sibling, Squirt, who had always looked up to Crush’s leadership in the Skidders, and was followed by Frank, who became the team’s reserve.
When asked what relation they had to the other members of the team, Frank shrugged. “I dunno. I just joined the minor league and I vibe pretty well with Squirt. If I have to be frank, though, the reason I really joined is that I love the ocean.”
Dash, who was recruited from Jamarbla, was a key addition to the Sliders, as they were a rising star athlete in the city, known for their “extreme speed trials” that they would post on MarBook. Dash’s huge fanbase translated to the Sliders, who began supporting the revival of the team and requesting their presence in the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers.
Splint, the team’s original coach, was living in Mellacai when Shelly contacted them about the Sliders’ reunion. Their response was anything but out-of-character: “It wouldn’t be the first time that I whip some lazy, pizza-eating, no good, turtles back into shape. I will turn these turtles into a force to be reckoned with, just you wait.”
An official graphic explaining the newly established promotion-relegation system within the Marble League. (Design Credit: Spex)
The Turtle Sliders began training that fall in Aslipi and were hard at work training for the 2019 Seven Seas Circuit in the spring when they received news of the Marble League Showdown, which would feature a fan vote component to determine two of the twelve spots in the tournament. The Sliders received overwhelming support from their fans to apply, and they cited their previous rivalry with the Oceanics to attract attention.
“But we are coming for you, we will not stand in your shadow, we are here to take it all. Our goal is to make it to the Marble League and win it all—we made it this far, we aren’t gonna stop now. We WILL make it to the starting line next to you, and when we do, you better be prepared. Your past is catching up to you.”
Their classic logo, used in the Seven Seas Circuit, was praised in addition to the team’s reunion story. There was ultimately no reason why the Turtle Sliders weren’t capable of doing well in the fan vote, and in the end, they finished second, securing a spot in the 2019 Marble League Showdown and a path towards facing off against the Oceanics again.
“We choose what holds us back and what rolls us forward.” ~Coach Splint (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
As they trained for the Showdown, the Turtle Sliders focused on honing their own team synergy for Collision, where they would need to stick together and away from the edges. It was a strategy that worked out for them in performance, as they finished fifth after a quarterfinal loss. The other three events, though, were not as kind to the rookie team. Squirt finished ninth in the Sand Rally, struggling to reach the top four after getting caught behind a gaggle of competitors. Dash fell through the final two funnels after leading for much of Funnel Endurance, placing tenth.
The Turtle Sliders were tied for tenth place with the Kobalts with one event to go—Balancing. Although the Turtle Sliders had trained for Balancing, their nerves got the best of them during the event, and they finished with a score of 207 centimeters. It was not enough.
Sliders fans were understandably disappointed, but they did not abandon their team at their lowest. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“We weren’t ready, but that doesn’t mean we won’t be ready next year,” Crush, the team’s captain, promised. “This year was just a bad year for the seven seas.”
A Bittersweet Slide
an addendum by Ghostly
After a disappointing eleventh-place finish in the 2019 Marble League Showdown, the Turtle Sliders flew back to their training facilities in Aslipi, located on the Sliding Square, which was named after the team to celebrate their third-place finish in the Seven Seas Circuit in 2015.
The team was feeling down after the poor finish and expected to come home to a gloomy town, disappointed by the low results. Instead, they were surprised to come back to a huge celebration! Fans of the team crowded around the athletes, welcoming them back home and congratulating them for going all the way to the Marble League Showdown.
“It really meant a lot to us that our fans came out to see us,” Dash said when interviewed by the Aslipi Times. “It really helped to remind us all that we were good enough to make it to the Showdown in the first place, and that is a massive achievement.”
The festivities lasted well into the night, with the athletes signing autographs and having a great time with their fans. Come morning, they had a new resolve, and were ready to push themselves to do their very best!
Unbeknownst to the athletes, Splint had received a call from the Crazy Cat’s Eyes’ coach, White Eye. Similar to the Turtle Sliders, the Cat’s Eyes had just finished in eleventh overall, and their morale was low, so the teams’ Coaches arranged for the Sliders to visit Felynia.
“We’re great friends with the Crazy Cat’s Eyes!” said Shelly. “We met them about a year ago when they came to visit us after the 2018 Marble League. We went boating all over the islands and raced underwater back at the Slider Academy. We all had a great time, and it helped to motivate us to do our best to get to the Showdown.”
After the long flight, the Sliders were welcomed to Felynia by Coach White Eye, who took them to a nearby park to surprise the Cat’s Eyes. The Sliders hid behind bushes while White Eye brought in the Crazy Cat’s Eyes. When the Turtle Sliders jumped out from behind the bushes, the Cat’s Eyes were ecstatic!
Yellow Eye hosting Shelly at a Felyni garden. (Photo Credit: Piney)
The two teams had tea and caught up in the park, before rolling off to the Cat’s Eyes training facilities. Along the way, the Turtle Sliders noticed the Cat’s Dunes off in the distance. “Is it true that Crazy Cat’s Eye lives and trains out there?” Frank asked. “It would be pretty cool to go find them and have them train you!”
“Haha, maybe that is a good idea!” Red Eye replied. Though Red Eye’s comment was a joke, the Sliders thought they could see a thought forming in Red Eye’s mind. The teams fell to an uncomfortable silence.
“Oh, would you look at that!” Cyan Eye proclaimed before things could get too awkward. “We’re here!” The Crazy Cat’s Eyes led the Turtle Sliders into their training facility, the Sliders stunned silent by the sight.
“Woah, this facility is incredible, dude!” Crush said, staring at the impressive range of equipment and the massive tracks. “You guys have an Elimination Race track? Do you think we can do a race?” The two teams rolled off in preparation for the race, having each marble go at once.
One by one, the marbles got eliminated, until it was down to the final two: Frank and Cyan Eye. The reserves stuck close the entire race, neither marble able to pull away from the other. They crossed the line together, and it came down to a photo finish. Frank won over Cyan Eye by a hair. The teams congratulated the winner and continued to compete throughout the next few days.
Upon returning from their trip, the Turtle Sliders found themselves more determined than ever to train hard, to make a return to the Marble League and face off against their friends. The Crazy Cat’s Eyes found themselves feeling the same, prepared to push themselves past the poor finish in the Marble League.
After months of training, the Turtle Sliders participated in the Seven Seas Circuit once more in early 2020. In the twelve-event tournament, the Turtle Sliders performed well. Notable events include the Underwater Race and Rafting, where the Turtle Sliders won gold. Going into the final event, the Marathon, the Turtle Sliders, and the Balls of Flame were the top two, with a three-point gap in the Balls of Flame’s favor. Remembering Frank’s success in the Elimination Race against the Crazy Cat’s Eyes, the team put them in the Marathon.
The Underwater Race in the Marble League 2019, with the Oceanics in last while the Chocolatiers and Green Ducks have a photo finish to determine the heat winner. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
After qualifying in third, just below Check from the Balls of Flame and Em from the Archerfish, the Turtle Sliders started off in fourth position, behind Dorsal from the Tiger Sharks, Check, and Em respectively, and held that for the majority of the race. Suddenly, Check had trouble entering the conveyor belt, stalling Em and Dorsal, which allowed Frank to catch up, all four marbles exiting the conveyor at the same time!
Frank and Check pulled ahead of the other two racers, neck and neck on the penultimate lap! The only separation was due to the attenuator, and they quickly matched each other’s pace once more. As the marbles rounded the final corner on the last lap, close together they remained. They passed the finish line at the exact same time! It took the refs an hour to make a decision, but ultimately they decided that… Frank won!
The Turtle Sliders won the 2020 Seven Seas Circuit over the Balls of Flame and the Archerfish in second and third respectively. Their return to Aslipi was met with cheers, as fans filled Sliding Square. The fans chanted each member’s name, cheering extra loud for Frank, the reserve who had won the tournament.
“It was amazing!” said Frank, with stars in their eyes. “All of a sudden, I went from being just the reserve to a hero! Who am I, Mimo?”
Squirt glanced at the press mischievously, saying “You know, when we got bronze they named the Square after us. I hope this time they name the city after us. I can picture it now: ‘Aslipi, Home of the Turtle Sliders’!” The team erupted in laughter, luxuriating in their victory.
In the following months, the Sliders kept up the training, preparing themselves as best as they could for the 2020 Marble League Showdown. As the Marble League progressed, they cheered for the Crazy Cat’s Eyes, as the team never left the top five. Before the Showdown, Stynth visited the team, writing in their Offseason Moments – ML2020 Showdown article:
Prior to the 2020 Marble League Showdown, Stynth visited the team in Aslipi atthe Turtle Sliders’ training facility, Slider Academy.
“Shelly decided to start an athletic training program during the offseason,” Crush explained. “While not all of us have the time to participate in it, we hear that Frank has been getting some skills out of it.”
“To be frank, they need it,” Squirt jested.
Stynth met Shelly at the Academy. Neither Dash nor Coach Splint was present, as Dash was visiting their family in Jamarbla and Splint was picking up pizza for the group. Although the facility was officially certified by the JMRC, Stynth noticed that it was severely under-equipped. “That’s because you haven’t seen the rest of the Academy,” Shelly answered. The group traveled down to the basement, revealing a massive swimming pool. “As you can see, we’re not afraid of the water, and we use that to our advantage. Rolling through water takes much more effort than rolling through the air. That’s how we get stronger.”
from “Offseason Moments – ML2020 Showdown”, by Stynth
When the Showdown arrived, the team was nervous as they prepared for the Relay Race. They didn’t want to disappoint their fans or their friends in the Marble League. Frank started the race, slower than the other teams by a small amount, but Squirt was able to recover a little ground. When they passed to Shelly though, they fell behind the Chocolatiers and Team Primary as they had a photo finish to decide the heat. The Turtle Sliders ended in seventh.
They didn’t perform any better in the Halfpipe or Black Hole Funnel, getting ninth and sixth respectively. They sat in ninth with fourteen points, desperately needing any big points to move up going into the final event; the Sand Mogul Race. They sent in Squirt to face off against Gogo, Pinky Toe, and Rima in the second heat. Squirt started off strong out of the gate, taking the lead. But as they got further down the course, they strayed too far upward and got passed by Pinky Toe and bumped into the back of Gogo, losing the heat. The Turtle Sliders only got four points from this event, leading to them finishing ninth with eighteen points, failing to move on from the Showdown.
The Turtle Sliders participating in the Black Hole Funnel in the 2020 Showdown. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Turtle Sliders were heartbroken after failing to move on the Qualifiers once more. The team left the Andromedome dejectedly, stopping at the nearby Jupiter’s Juice Bar to attempt to cheer up. Even the usually playful Squirt was feeling down.
“How did it happen like this?” Crush pondered. “We were doing so well in the Seven Seas Circuit, and I thought we were ready for this.”
“Maybe we didn’t get the right kind of practice in? We spent so long practicing in the water that we didn’t do well on the sand or halfpipe.” Splint murmured.
As the team sat there, a group of marbles rolled into the building. The Sliders didn’t look up until one of the marbles in the group coughed to get their attention. They looked up and saw none other than the Crazy Cat’s Eyes, along with several other athletes from various other teams.
“Hey guys, keep your heads up! You may not have done well, but you gave it your all!” Blue Eye rolled forward. The Sliders looked up, unconvinced.
Gogo rolled out from the group, and said, “Squirt, I’m sorry about that bump in the Sand Moguls. But you did great out of the gate, it took everything Pinky Toe and I had to catch up to you!”
“And Frank, I heard about that tournament-winning Marathon of yours,” Mimo said. “We reserves sometimes need to prove our worth on the team, and let me tell you, you are an inspiration to all of us reserves!” At this, Frank began to give a weak smile.
As more athletes from a variety of teams spoke, the Turtle Sliders grinned. All of these marbles had gone out of their way to see the team keep their heads up, and they were inspired by their friends.
Shelly and Squirt rolled up to Red Eye and the other Cat’s Eyes and whispered: “We want to practice with you guys again in Felynia after this league is over.” Red Eye was shocked to see such determination in their eyes and happily agreed to it.
Dash later spoke to the Aslipi Times about the scene, saying “It was incredibly moving to us all. Not only the good sportsmanship from our competitors but the faith our friends had in us. It really gave us the strength to continue to go on.”
Come the end of the Marble League, the Sliders went to Felynia with the Crazy Cat’s Eyes, eager to see the beginning construction as the Cat’s Eyes were revealed to host the next Marble League. The Turtle Sliders were in awe at their friends, still so diligent to their training despite the busy construction around them. They continued to push themselves further, to be the fastest that they could.
After the trip to Felynia, the Sliders returned to Aslipi and remembered their struggles on the sand in the Showdown, so they set aside a location on the beach in Aslipi to create their own Sand Rally track.
Crush and Shelly rolling through the sand. (Art Credit: B.J.V. Dimafelix)
“We definitely learned the importance of having more balanced training,” Shelly told the Aslipi Times, remembering their previous heavy focus on water events. “The Cat’s Eyes taught us that, after seeing them perform so well with such varied training. This sand track is just the start for us.”
“Our visit to Felynia was (cat’s) eye-opening to say the least.” Crush said. “The Cat’s Eyes take race pace and acceleration so seriously, it’s very impressive. I reckon they will be a force to, heh, reckon with in Marbula One. I’ve been working with Splint on our Sand Rally track to make sure it is in top shape, and I’m hoping that that is just the first step in upgrading our equipment.” It’s no secret that the equipment in the Sliders’ facilities is lacking, with the exception of the pool.
Despite no sign of the Turtle Sliders participating in any leagues soon due to the 2021 Seven Seas Circuit taking place in the fall, they kept their training up. The team focused primarily on sand events and water events, taking advantage of their better equipment. However, they continued to have a more balanced training.
The team kept this up for months, until 13 April 2021. Splint got a call from Jelle themselves. Jelle explained that the qualification system was overhauled and that the Turtle Sliders, along with the other relegated teams (with the exception of the Jawbreakers, who went on a hiatus), would be allowed to participate in the Qualifiers! When the team was told this, they were ecstatic!
“We’re still in it everyone!” Dash proclaimed. “They can’t keep us down, we’re back and we’re ready to bring it!”
“Shell yeah!” Squirt shouted.
“What’s the new system?” Shelly inquired. “Are we finally going to face off against the Oceanics again?” Unfortunately, the Turtle Sliders were placed in Group B, while the Oceanics were placed in Group A. The marble sports world will have to wait to see the two teams face off in a tournament outside of the Practice Race.
Crush crosses the finish in the 2021 Practice Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Keeping up the training as best as they could, the Sliders felt ever more sure of themselves. Before the qualifiers, the team took the trip to Felynia for the Practice Race. The team sent Crush in, knowing that they had spent the most effort on the sand training. Crush started the race slower than all of the competitors, dead last at the first checkpoint, but as the race went on, made up ground. They finished the race in the top half, a proud recovery from the start.
As the days began counting down until the qualifiers, the Turtle Sliders took multiple trips to Felynia to get themselves used to the climate and keep up training alongside the Crazy Cat’s Eyes. Despite the busy atmosphere in Felynia, the Cat’s Eyes always made time to train alongside the Sliders, preparing both teams for the Marble League to come.
In RetRollSpective, the Turtle Sliders are new but passionate about the sport. With a charismatic bunch of athletes, it is hard for everyone, including their competitors, to not love them. With Shelly’s vision and Crush’s leadership, there is hope that they will be shore—we mean, sure—to shock their competition in the future, especially if it’s the Oceanics. Best of luck to the Turtle Sliders in the near future, keep on rolling!
Thank you to FamousOlSpiced for creating both the Turtle Sliders and the lore surrounding the team!
Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Rojo Rollers, a team that originated in Marble League 2016. Read on to find out how this team has rolled through the competition!
The official logo for the Rojo Rollers, designed by Tim Ritz.
Numerun is known as the “newest old” city in the world. Its territory has been settled for over a millennium, but the city itself was rediscovered by explorers from across the ocean nearly five hundred years ago. The explorers shared goods from their side of the world with Numerun, attracting a competitive economy, the likes of which Numerun had never seen before. As a result, the city grew immensely in the next few hundred years, becoming one of the most diverse, economical, and intellectual cities in the world.
Through all of this, the ancient city center of Numerun has been preserved from modern urban development, making the city one of the most interesting tourist attractions in the world. One of the most notable landmarks is Colina Umerun, an artificially created hill designed specifically for marble racing. The hill was designed centuries ago for recreation, and, through frequent renovation, is still in use today. In fact, going down Colina Umerun is what inspired each of the Rojo Rollers—and Red Number 3—to enter the realm of marble sports.
The Rojo Rollers hail from the outskirts of Numerun and previously worked in the modern city center, which encircles Numerun Antigua. The five team members were all familiar with each other from the workplace, where they were mathematicians at competing universities. They formally met each other during the city’s Milenaria, which was celebrated in Numerun Antigua. The universities decided to go together in a historic academic event, grouping together departments of various schools on the trip. After getting to know each other throughout the day and making several bad math puns, the five marbles went down the Colina, one after the other, and regrouped at the bottom.
“I’ve always been a big fan of racing,” said Rojo Uno. “It may not look like it considering how academic I am, but it has always inspired me. But I never actually wanted to be a part of it until that day.”
An artistic interpretation of Colina Umerun was illustrated on the Rojo Rollers’ Marbula One poster. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)
Rojo Uno expected the other four marbles to show the same amazement, but they simply shook it off and moved on with the day. It was not until a few months later, when they met for dinner, that they all began to realize that they felt the same way.
“It was a lot. An eye-opening, and I wasn’t ready to accept it then,” admitted Rojo Dos. “But I could tell that day had changed my life forever.”
While working on this RetRollSpective, we got to visit Numerun to interview the athletes and tour the city. It could be considered both an old and modern wonder of the world—that’s how impressive Numerun is. In touring the Rollers’ new stadium, we discovered a beautiful tribute: a gap in the grandstands of the stadium that allows fans to get a direct view of Colina Umerun. The gap pays a breathtaking homage to the origins of the Rojo Rollers and the origins of marble racing. We hope that fans around the world will be able to experience this treasure for themselves.
Rojo Uno, Rojo Dos, Rojo Tres, and Rojo Cuatro stepped away from their jobs the following semester and began to seek training. Luckily for them, Numerun was the host city for the Surculo, the most popular marble sports tournament south of Marblopolis. They quickly found a trainer, and in 2012, entered the Surculo.
Rojo Cinco remained at their job to complete a second doctorate in sports medicine. During their time at university, they came across Red Number 3, who was completing their master’s degree in sports medicine. The two became friendly in class upon finding out that they were both interested in the Surculo.
The Rojo Rollers, named for the red adobe homes of Numerun Antigua, started poorly in the Surculo, placing in the bottom half of their first tournament. The Rollers were not deterred, however, and in 2013, they improved, finishing exactly in the middle of the competition. In 2014, their margin of improvement was significant, and they earned a wild card spot in the elite league. Even though the stakes rose in 2015, the Rojo Rollers, steadfast to their passion and skill, improved still and finished as runners-up to the Jawbreakers after the tournament.
With the announcement of the 2016 Marble League, Greg Woods extended an invite to the leading teams of many regional marble sports tournaments. This included the top three teams of the 2015 Surculo, which were the Jawbreakers, the Rojo Rollers, and the Quicksilvers. The Jawbreakers and Rojo Rollers accepted while the Quicksilvers declined in favor of one more shot at the Surculo Championship. The Jungle Jumpers, who placed fourth, also declined the invite, so the Chocolatiers, who placed fifth, were the third team accepted.
The first podium in Marble League history. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Rojo Rollers entered the 2016 Marble League as strong as they possibly could have, earning the first gold medal in the tournament’s history in the Balancing event. Their points record, at 347 centimeters, lasted for three years until the Crazy Cat’s Eyes broke it in the 2019 Marble League. Although 2019 was the first year that the event returned to competition, it still stands as an impressive feat as few teams have managed to score above 347 cm in Balancing.
“We needed that validation, right out of the gate. We got it, and I couldn’t have been more grateful,” Rojo Tres remarked. “It stuck with us for the rest of the season, and proved to us that we always have the opportunity to be the best—but only if we work for it.”
The team earned one point during the Relay Race due to the malfunction on the top track. The team placed dead last during Collision but made up for it in the Sand Rally when Rojo Uno earned a silver medal. The team was near the top of the standings for the second time. Rojo Dos placed fourth in the next event, the Long Jump, to earn four points. However, the next event, the Water Race, proved problematic for the team, and their performance was disqualified due to Rojo Cuatro allegedly blocking another team. The Rojo Rollers lost three points as a result of this.
“That was a false accusation, plain and simple,” Rojo Cuatro claimed. “I was already stuck, off the flow of water, and Snowy from the Snowballs hit me. I couldn’t get rolling again, but I didn’t want to block anyone else from rolling again. Being disqualified was not fair to me and my team.”
A DNF that felt like a misstep on the road to success. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The team appealed the decision, but the appeal was denied. This only made the team work harder, though, and their effort immediately paid off in the next event, High Jump, where Rojo Dos earned a gold medal. For the second time in seven events, the Rojo Rollers were at the top of the standings.
Unfortunately, the Rojo Rollers only earned one point during the last five events of the season, that point being from placing eighth in Quartet Diving. They finished the 2016 Marble League in sixth place with 30 points. Had the team not been disqualified, the Rojo Rollers would have finished in fifth place, two points above the O’rangers.
The Rojo Rollers’ return in the 2017 Marble League Qualifiers proved to be a continuation of the downturn they experienced in the latter half of the previous season. Although the Rojo Rollers placed ninth in the Relay Race, they went scoreless during the rest of the Qualifiers and finished in dead last with only four points. Out of the four original teams who failed to appear in a second consecutive season, the Rojo Rollers were arguably the most surprising on the list. The team had been in the top four of the standings at the end of every 2016 event except for the last two. In the 2017 Qualifiers, their performance was almost the exact opposite.
While the Rojo Rollers experienced their first extended offseason, they entered into an official partnership with rising Sand Marble Rally star Red Number 3, who hailed from Bifornya, a village outside of Numerun. As a part of the partnership, Rojo Cinco finally joined the Rojo Rollers as their “rojo-serve” and the team traveled to Doornse Gat to support Red Number 3 in the 2017 Sand Marble Rally. The team became very close with them, even including Red’s likeness in their logo, and began training together.
Red Number 3; an athlete who became the pinnacle of the Marble Rally in years to come. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“I always wanted to secure my second degree, and I’m happy that I got it, but joining the Rojo Rollers is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I feel at home,” remarked Rojo Cinco.
With “cinco” members on the team now, the Rollers competed in Group A of the 2018 Marble League Qualifiers, winning the first event, Curling, and taking second in the final event, Halfpipe. Unfortunately, the Rojo Rollers failed to qualify for the second year in a row with subpar finishes in the other two events, fifth place in their group with just 19 points to their name. The Balls of Chaos, who missed the 2017 Marble League along with the Rollers, qualified at the top of their group. The Snowballs were already hosting the 2018 Marble League, making the Rojo Rollers and the Kobalts the first two teams to miss two Marble Leagues in a row.
Suffice it to say that the team was disappointed, but they decided to remain together, as did the Kobalts. The team initially planned to return to their universities for a semester to teach but realized that the paparazzi would be hounding them. A few months in, they hosted a joint conference about their experience in the Marble League and broke records for the largest attendance in academic conference history. It was clear that, despite not being in the Marble League for so long, the Rojo Rollers still had a dedicated fanbase, especially in their home city. Additionally, with the help of Red Number 3, the team began construction of a training facility and marble sports stadium, located in the city of Numerun. This stadium was submitted as an option to host the 2019 Marble League but was not chosen.
The Rollers watch Marble League 2018 from the sidelines. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Rollers’ performance in two of the three offseason events was moderate at best. Rojo Tres placed sixteenth in the 100 Meter Water Race, just behind Yellup from Mellow Yellow. In the Amazing Maze Marble Race, the team placed first in their heat, but last in their semifinal. However, in the Marble League 2018 Consolation Race, Rojo Uno would have an excellent run, and after leaping into the finish line, won the race. The team showed promise, but doubt was cast on their ability to follow through in the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers. This doubt became their reality on 26 January 2019, when the Rojo Rollers failed to qualify for the Marble League for the third season in a row. The team did not place above tenth for any of the events and was never in the top twelve overall.
As described by the article “The Teams You’ll Miss in the 2019 Marble League”, it was revealed that the Rojo Rollers had a difficult offseason. As the 2018 Sand Marble Rally approached, the new logo for the Rollers was released to the public, displaying a roller skate instead of the traditional red number 3 ball. This disturbed Red Number 3, who thought that the Marble League team was ending its long-standing relationship with them. The Rojo Rollers privately met with Red Number 3, assuring them otherwise, and preventing the dissent from reaching the public.
Needless to say, the confirmation in December that Red Number 3 had a hole on their bottom ballooned the scale of the controversy and created chaos. While training for the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers, the Rojo Rollers had to act quickly and cut their partnership before the team’s reputation was tarnished concerning Red Number 3. According to Rojo Tres:
Red Number 3; an athlete who would become the pinnacle of controversy as well. (Post by u/ExcitingPresentation)
“We had no idea they weren’t a marble. The drama over this has been astounding, and while we tried to ignore it, we didn’t want to disappoint our fans if they got the impression that we supported fraud. We roll fair and square, except not square, because then we’d be cubes, and cubes aren’t marbles.”
This decision deeply hurt the team, particularly after the Qualifiers. Although the article stated that the Rojo Rollers were willing to move away from the controversy, Jelle’s confirmation that Red Number 3 would be returning to the 2019 Marble Rally eased the tension surrounding the situation.
“I understand why [the Rojo Rollers] did what they did. I understand why my fans were so upset,” Red Number 3 sighed. “I didn’t want to disappoint anyone, and I feel the most disappointed in myself. I’m happy that I’m still being allowed to compete in this next season. I only hope the Rollers will forgive me for the way I acted.”
Since then, no official statement has been released regarding any future collaborations between the Marble Rally athlete and the team, but we hope that relations between the two parties have improved.
At this point, the Rojo Rollers were prepared to experience a third extended offseason, and maybe longer. As their new coach, Rojo Cero put it:
“I got onto the management, took one look at the team, and knew that their morale was gone. The Rojo Rollers have always been strong in team events, but it’s their individual events where—save for Uno and Dos—the athletes can’t follow through. It takes a toll on them, especially when you don’t get into the main tournament for three seasons in a row. The Showdown saved them. They counted on that tournament to give them the exposure and experience they needed to redefine themselves and return to Qualifiers, ready to make it.”
The Rojo Rollers rejoiced at the announcement of the Showdown and immediately got to training. As the Showdown approached, the team was a favorite to not only advance to 2020 Qualifiers but to win the Showdown overall.
The Rojo Rollers reclaimed the top of the podium for the first time in three years. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
Rojo Cuatro represented the team in the first event, the Sand Rally, and placed seventh. The next event, Collision, saw the team dominate over its group and pull tight leads over its competitors in the quarter-finals, semi-finals, and finals. All five of the Rojo Rollers were on the podium for their first gold medal since 2016.
The team rose to second place in the standings, further proving their place in the top twelve. In the third event, Funnel Spinning, the Rollers put in Rojo Dos. Although Cuatro had more experience in funnel spinning, they had already participated in the Sand Rally. The team’s gamble with Dos paid off immensely, with their performance earning a bronze medal, a second overall spot, just one point behind the Snowballs, and, most importantly, a guaranteed spot in the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers.
Rojo Dos’ time to shine on the Marble League Showdown podium! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The final event, Balancing, was the event that the Rojo Rollers had the best experience in—but they did not show it. The team, perhaps to conserve its energy, placed dead last. The three teams who got on the podium were Team Primary, the Snowballs, and the Hornets, the latter of whom moved ahead of the Rollers to take second place after the Showdown. The Rojo Rollers remained on the podium by two points, with Team Primary a point and a medal below them in fourth. The Kobalts finished the Showdown in tenth place and remained in the Showdown in 2020, guaranteeing that at least one of the two teams would not get a second season of the Marble League.
While training for the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers, Rojo Cero received an official letter from the JMRC, inviting the Rojo Rollers to compete in the first season of Marbula One. The Rojo Rollers accepted the invitation, submitting Rojo Uno, “Primo Racer”, and Rojo Dos, “Segundo to None”, to compete.
The promotional poster for the Rojo Rollers in Marbula One Season 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)
A Roller’s Life For Me
an addendum by The Emperor
The Rojo Rollers’ strength was certainly not individual events, save for some good performances from Rojo Uno and Dos. However, even they would falter in Marbula One. The team opened the season with two scoreless races before Rojo Uno scored four points at the Momotorway GP. Rojo Dos earned their first point of the season at the Hivedrive, with a tenth-place finish.
“Our inexperience in competing with the big name teams again is showing.” Rojo Cero remarked. “We haven’t been in the spotlight in so long and I don’t think that the team is used to it.”
Rojo Dos qualified in sixth at the Short Circuit; the best qualifying outing of the season for the team! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
The Rojo Rollers would score points in all of the final four races, but never placed higher than fifth place. They would finish the season in thirteenth overall, with 32 points and no medals. Neither Rojo was particularly stunning in the Racer’s Championship, either, with Rojo Dos placing twenty-first, and Rojo Uno placing twenty-third in the individual standings.
“I feel like we could have certainly done better, yes.” Rojo Dos remarked. “But for being our first major competition in over three years…I’ll take it.”
Nonetheless, the team was hopeful to return to the Marble League and finally prove themselves after a three-year drought.They entered the 2020 Qualifiers with some confidence, seeing that Balancing was one of the events, an event they held the record in until 2019. This confidence was shattered after the team placed dead last in the event, and would go on to finish the Qualifiers in nineteenth overall, with just 24 points.
“For a team composed of former mathematics professors, it’s become very hard to count on the Rojo Rollers in the Marble League.” Former JMRC member Stynth remarked on the team.
The Rollers debuted in sixth in the first season of the Marble League, and they even earned the first gold medal in the history of the tournament…in an event that they can no longer compete in.
“We’ve lost motivation…a lot of motivation.” Rojo Tres said as the team left the Andromedome in shame. “We’ll be in the Showdown again, and even then, I don’t have much faith in us.”
The Rojo Rollers’ Showdown results wouldn’t be spectacular, either, as they placed third in the Relay, fourth in the Halfpipe, eleventh in Black Hole Funnel, and tenth in the Sand Moguls.
The Rojo Rollers facing their Showdown buddies, the Limers, in the Halfpipe. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
“As mentioned before, the team has struggled terribly in individual events.” Rojo Cero said in a press conference. “We’ll be focusing on that during our offseason training, as it highlights the struggles that our team continues to face now year after year.”
“There is no doubt that we feel down about not qualifying for the fourth time in a row,” Rojo Uno stated. “But we are not going to let it get in the way of us appearing in next year’s Qualifiers. We have to keep trying.”
“They are growing stronger and stronger as a team. I can see that,” Rojo Macho, the team’s new manager, observed. “I hope that’s enough to get them to advance.”
Following the offseason, the Rojo Rollers were not re-invited to attend the second season of Marbula One. Thus, over the extended break, the team returned to the Surculo for extra practice, where they participated in the league for the first time since they had started competing in the Marble League.
The 8 competing teams in the Surculo Elite League from left to right: Rojo Rollers, Team Toadstool, Evergreen Warriors, Monarchs, Electric Eels, Quicksilvers, Candycorns, and Mossballers. (Art Credit: Phantasm)
“We’re excited to be back!” Rojo Tres exclaimed. “A lot of the teams that used to compete while we were there are still in the league, so it will be a bit like a reunion for us!”
The Rojo Rollers did not get off to a good start in the Surculo, with Rojo Cinco placing dead last in the Sprint. However, as was a tradition with the team, save for the poor results in individual events from Rojo Tres, Rojo Cuatro, and Rojo Cinco, the team medaled in all five of the other events and would go on to win the Surculo League by three points over Team Toadstool.
Surculo 2020’s final standings. (Design Credit: Laurent Rollon)
“The Rojo Rollers’ return to the league motivated us to do more!” Cap, the Captain of Team Toadstool, remarked. Evergreen from the Evergreen Warriors echoed Cap’s sentiments, stating: “It gave us that extra morale boost to try our very best. And we got our third overall podium in the league because of it!”
Rojo Dos was hoisted into the air by their teammates after a come-from-behind finale victory. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)
Following their win in the Surculo, the Rojo Rollers continued to train hard for the 2021 Marble League Qualifiers.
“We just barely won the Surculo,” Rojo Cinco said. “It motivated us to train even harder for the Marble League, especially in individual events. Rojo Tres, Rojo Cuatro, and I still have a lot to work on…”
Following a training session with Red Number 3, who was coming off of a mediocre performance of seventh in the Marble Rally following their surgery, the team participated in the Marble League Practice Race in Felynia. Rojo Uno participated in the race, and managed a very impressive second place of the twenty-eight competing teams!
Rojo Uno after earning the silver medal at the Marble League 2021 Practice Race! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
In RetRollSpective, the Rojo Rollers are not the paradigm of consistency. They are a team that has demonstrated a lot of promise but has been unable to follow through, even in their first season of the Marble League. If the team can take the scale of improvement that they made in the Surculo and apply it to their performance in Jelle’s Marble Runs competitions, then the odds of the Rojo Rollers returning to their 2016 form is high. Best of luck to the Rojo Rollers in the future, keep on rolling!
Credits
Writers: The Emperor, Stynth
Editors: Fouc, Smacg13
Artists: Jack Ironhide, Phantasm
Graphic Designers: ExcitingPresentation, Laurent Rollon, Tim Ritz