RetRollSpective – Jungle Jumpers

Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to leap over to the Jungle Jumpers, a team that debuted in Marble League 2017. Read on to find out how this team has jumped through the competition!

The official logo for the Jungle Jumpers, designed by Tim Ritz.

The Jungle Jumpers originate from Lewara, a village hidden beyond a dense rainforest, bordered by a river with a lush basin. Hop, Skip, Jump, and Leap grew up admiring the beautiful flora and fauna that lived in the rainforest and relished exploring it daily. One of their favorite pastimes was to scale the treetops and jump to the ground using a wingsuit. Their skills in BASE jumping were praised by the village of Lewara, and the village made sure to include a short segment of their talents in an Atlas Marbura featurette about the village. The segment trended on MarBook upon the release of the featurette, and days later, the BASE jumpers were contacted by agents from the Surculo, asking them to compete in an exhibition race in the city of Numerun.

The four, who adopted the “Jungle Jumpers” moniker to compete in the race, traveled outside of the village for the first time in their lives. Upon arriving in Numerun, they attended a dinner with the other competitors as part of the fundraiser for Colina Umerun. They explored the city late into the night and, as a result, nearly overslept the next morning.

“If the fans weren’t blasting ‘Roll and Shout’ outside the hotel, we would have skipped the race,” recalled Skip. “That would have been disappointing, considering how we did.”

The race allowed four members from each team to compete, with a points-based system that rewarded the marbles with points depending on what order they crossed the line in. The Jungle Jumpers won the tournament to everyone’s surprise, as this was their first time competing in professional marble sports. According to Hop, the team’s experiences in BASE jumping had prepared them well for the exhibition:

“The strategies needed to coordinate our progress down Colina Umerun are similar to the strategies we use in BASE jumping. It all comes down to speed, timing, and precision.”

In celebration of their victory, the Jungle Jumpers were permitted by Numerun officials to go BASE jumping in the modern part of the city. Later that week, they returned home to Lewara, promising fans that they would return.

The next year, the Jungle Jumpers entered the main tournament of the Surculo in the entry league, retiring from BASE jumping. They were joined by the Jawbreakers, Rojo Rollers, Quicksilvers, and Chocolatiers in the coming years, and all five of the teams rose through the ranks to the elite league. In 2015, the Jawbreakers, who considered the Jumpers a formidable rival, won the overall tournament. The Jungle Jumpers placed fourth, and when offered a spot in the 2016 Marble League, they declined in favor of one more shot at the championship.

“We always knew that we had it in us,” said Jump, the team’s captain. “We had to get there, and we did.”

Despite a rough start to the season, where the team missed the first event due to a power outage resetting their alarm clocks the night before, the Jungle Jumpers came back, winning the 2016 Surculo Championship over the Quicksilvers. Their strength in the second half of the tournament was unprecedented in Surculo history, as they won several medals in a row. Both teams were asked to participate in the 2017 Marble League Qualifiers the next year, and both teams accepted.

The Jungle Jumpers’ breakout moment in 2017 Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Jungle Jumpers struggled in the first two events of Qualifiers but shone in Block Pushing, leading the event with a score of 73.3 centimeters. The Jumpers catapulted into fifth place overall, and despite falling to ninth after Funnel Spinning, had what they needed to qualify for their first Marble League.

Perhaps the Jungle Jumpers had the points they needed to qualify, but for most of the 2017 Marble League season, it did not seem like they had the training. Prior to their gold medal in Archery, the team’s highest placement in the first nine events of the season was tenth—a ranking they had only achieved twice. The only team that was as disappointing as the Jungle Jumpers was the Quicksilvers, and even then, they had finished in seventh.

They were the last team to compete in Archery, but the Jungle Jumpers—again, to everyone’s surprise—excelled. Their training in precision and accuracy helped them to stay in the center of the targets, with Hop, Leap, and Skip earning 9.5 and Jump earning 10, cleanly knocking over the bullseye. 

The Jungle Jumpers’ first Marble League gold in 2017 Archery, following 9 events of dismal results. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Longtime fans of the Jungle Jumpers knew that they wouldn’t stop with just one medal—and they were right. The rest of Marblearth, however, was completely surprised to see Hop advance to the Underwater Race final and make the podium.

“I wouldn’t root for them again,” a fan named Billy admitted after the closing ceremony. “But it was fun to see them come out of nowhere and get some recognition. Any fan would love to be in their roll-steps.”

The Jumpers ascended the podium once more during their debut season in 2017’s Underwater Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Fans from across Marblearth hoped that the Jungle Jumpers would do well in the final event, but unfortunately, this was not the case. After going out to dinner after the Underwater Race, the Jungle Jumpers overslept and missed the official transportation for the final event of the 2017 Marble League. The team finished their season in fifteenth with 68 points overall, only above the Quicksilvers in last.

“Overall, 2017 wasn’t the season we wanted to have,” Hop conceded. “Part of the reason we went out that night was to celebrate, and the other part of the reason was that we didn’t see ourselves doing much better. There was a sense that our story had already been written,” they said as the other Jumpers nodded in agreement.

“If we were the best of the Surculo, we weren’t showing it,” admitted Leap. “We really weren’t handling it well on a personal scale either.”

The team recruited their fifth reserve member, Bounce, from Greshen, a small city known for its studies in ecology and for having the freshest air in the world. The Jumpers trained there in the months leading up to the 2018 Winter Marble League; in the mornings, they would exercise in the rainforest near the city, working on their speed and endurance. In the evenings, they would go out.

Judgment came for the Jungle Jumpers during Qualifiers, where they placed seventh despite Hop’s third place in the Snow Rally. Of the four rookie teams from 2017, the Midnight Wisps were the only team to qualify for the 2018 Winter Marble League. The Jumpers attended the main tournament and sat alongside the Rojo Rollers, their fellow Surculo competitors who had not competed in the Marble League since 2016. It was then that they realized that they needed to make a change.

It did not take long for the Jungle Jumpers to realize how much they hated the higher ground of the grandstands. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“We realized as soon as the opening ceremony began that we were not satisfied where we were in the stands,” Jump said. “I didn’t think that we deserved to compete in 2018, but there was no excuse for us to feel that pitiful. We needed to do better.”

Jump got in contact with sports professionals from Numerun, who agreed that the team had potential, but needed an overhaul in training. Tarzan joined the team midway through the 2018 season and agreed to coach them starting after the closing ceremony in 2018. They quickly got to work in preparation for the 2018 Marble League Consolation Race, the first of three offseason events organized specifically for Marble League teams.

Their decision to hire Tarzan saved the Jungle Jumpers’ fate, and they began to shift from a team seen as a burnout to one that could return to the Marble League. After starting in the middle of the pack, Hop fought to the front and finished third overall in the Consolation Race. Skip similarly started in the middle of the 100 Meter Water Race, but vaulted into second place upon Whizzy’s slowdown, and took the lead from Pinky Winky in the second third of the race. In the final quarter of the race, Skip traded the lead back and forth with Sublime, crossing the finish line two-tenths of a second ahead of Sublime after one final handoff. The Amazing Maze Marble Race also delivered a close finish for the Jumpers in the semifinals, as they missed out on advancing to the finals by just two points.

Even after doing well in the offseason, the Jungle Jumpers were fully aware of what they had to prove, and it was more than just their ability to compete. “We made a conscious choice in 2018 to stop partying, and it wasn’t as easy as quitting cold turkey. It took real effort,” explained Skip. “But it was so worth it.”

The Jungle Jumpers needed to demonstrate their best in 2019’s Qualifiers, and this screencap from Block Pushing demonstrates that. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The team entered the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers with Skip’s ninth-place finish in Funnel Endurance and rose to third overall with the team’s 109.5-centimeter score in Block Pushing. Unlike the previous year, where the Jumpers fell out of contention midway through Qualifiers, the team continued to finish in the top half of the standings, earning double-digits in points, and qualified for the 2019 Marble League, their second, in fifth overall.

“I had doubts about joining the team in 2018,” Bounce admitted. “Jump and the others seemed like a great team, but they weren’t there yet. No doubts were heading into 2019. We felt on top of our game.”

It was surprising, then, when Skip finished fifteenth in the first event, the Underwater Race, and last in Balancing. There was potential to get on the podium in Funnel Endurance, with Leap leading the finals twice, but a few well-timed bumps against Razzy and the others sent them spiraling down to eighth place. The team sat in fourteenth place heading into the Gravitrax Slalom, where they reached the final and finished in third, earning their first medal in two years. The Jumpers rose to eleventh overall.

The Jungle Jumpers jumped for joy onto the podium in 2019’s Gravitrax Slalom for the first time since 2017. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

From then on, the Jungle Jumpers began posting better, if still inconsistent, results. Their strength in team events continued to fluctuate from sixth in the Relay Run to fourteenth in Block Pushing, where they had excelled in Qualifiers. Hop took the reins for the Summer Biathlon, an event unique to 2019, and beat Bonbon of the Chocolatiers in one of the closest photo finishes of the season, at three-thousandths of a second. At the midpoint of the season, the Jumpers rose to ninth overall.

The Jumpers’ first gold medal of 2019 came after a tense photo finish in the Summer Biathlon. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

They continued to battle with consistency during the latter half of the season, with lower finishes in fourteenth, fifteenth, and twelfth keeping the Jungle Jumpers from reaching the top five. That said, the team had enough strong finishes to warrant a finish in the top half of the standings, with fifth in the Dirt Race and the Elimination Race proving that their training in speed and endurance was working. Even then, the Jumpers were not in the top half of the standings heading into the fourteenth event, Surfing. They already couldn’t win the 2019 Marble League, but, true to their previous history in the tournament, they were not finished yet.

Skip was chosen collectively by the team to compete in Surfing, as their expertise in skipping across the Lewara River to and from the rainforest suited the balance needed to surf and endurance needed to finish the race. In the second heat, Skip’s surfing distance was far stronger than Wopsy’s, 33 centimeters to 23 centimeters, and their time bonus of 20.48 seconds led to a score of 53.48. Skip took the provisional lead in the round and the lead overall, earning the team’s second gold medal of the season.

Online pundits marveled at the Jungle Jumpers’ finesse in Surfing, despite their history as BASE jumpers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Jungle Jumpers finally skipped into the top half of the standings, and remained there, finishing seventh overall after dropping one spot to the O’rangers in sixth.

“We did everything that we needed to do last season, and I am so proud of how far the Jungle Jumpers have come,” Tarzan said, applauding their team’s success in the 2019 Marble League. “They proved that they deserved to be there, and when they came off their podium in Surfing, they looked happier than I have ever seen them—happier than any night out has made them.”

Leap of Faith

an addendum by Fouc and Orbitball

Two days before the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers began, in a village nestled in a river valley and hidden from above by the rainforest canopy, there was finally a screen set up in Lewara’s town square. It was daytime for the Lewarans when the Qualifiers started, as almost every villager rolled out to pack around the screen, so confident they were in the hopes of their hometown team – the Jungle Jumpers.

From above, the village was no longer hidden; you could see the screen’s fluorescent glow and a crowd of two thousand dark green marbles. “There is no doubt that our team will do better than last year, zero,” said one attendee.

The story of the Jumpers’ 2020 season started with what happened next. Team member Leap fell off of the Funnel Endurance course, a moment that could have shifted the team’s trajectory forever.

Over that season, the Lewarans would carry the same bundle of emotions as what first fell onto them that day. What started as screaming at Leap’s fall ended in stunned silence, punctured by bits of sobbing. But when media interviewed them again, the Lewarans comforted themselves by repeating the same line: a bit of bad luck would not be enough to shake the Jumpers’ fans’ unwavering faith.

The Jungle Jumpers, photographed in Lewara. (Photo Credit: Vector)

Going into the Qualifiers, the Jungle Jumpers were well prepared for the task ahead. Knowing there would be fierce competition such as the Savage Speeders and O’rangers this year, as well as several teams entering from the 2019 Showdown, the team described their strategic thinking early on.

“My great-grandmarble was an experienced Funnel Spinner many years ago,” Leap told the press in an exclusive team interview before the 2020 Qualifiers, “They taught me everything I know.”

“What, how to spin in a circle?” Hop butted in, teasing Leap. The crowd laughed as the two exchanged banter back and forth, resulting in one of the most shared Jungle Jumpers interviews online.

The Jumpers get onto the Balancing beam in 2020 Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Ahead of the Qualifiers’ Funnel Endurance heat, the team tried to open up a lead in the starting Balancing run. Captain Jump seemed to dictate the formation at first, but a collision between them and Leap wiped both out halfway through. Only Hop made it to the end, netting the team a provisional 15th place out of 20.

Leap recalled, as they went up the Funnel Endurance tower into the starting gate: “Balancing wasn’t the greatest, but I told myself I had a plan. I had 20 minutes of practice time to myself and got a feel for how to spin around the funnels.”

Testing the tower on your own must not be the same as fighting for your spot among nine other athletes. Leap was pushed quickly through the orange funnels and we saw them almost pushed down immediately by the Chocolatiers’ Cocoa. Leap fended off two marbles who dropped through the first green funnel, but then their pace slowed to a crawl.

The Jungle Jumper tipped into the funnel hole and onto the railing, and then – “Leap from the Jungle Jumpers has fallen off the track!” shouted Greg Woods.

Leap leaping off the funnels in 2020 Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

At such a prestigious event as the Marble League, you would think track defects were things of the past. After Team Momo’s injury led to the 2017 ban of fidget spinners, the Marble League was well respected for their course safety standards, which were released for public review and approved by experts.

As a testament to this, the grass below the funnel tower was designed to cushion any marble falling onto it. Despite the leap off the course, Leap had only some scratches that were tended to right away by the medic marbles.

“I wish I remembered more of it,” said Leap. “It felt like I was dizzy and losing track of where I was after that first green funnel and next thing I remember the medics were carrying me indoors. I have to think the medics did a good job,” said Leap.

Coach Tarzan and Captain Jump went off the field for other reasons. “The truth is… I ran up to the JMRC and was too busy arguing with them to see Leap get carried off,” said the Coach. “All of it was so crazy at the moment and a bit silly afterward. I was staring at the replay and just yelling to them: ‘The rail was wobbly! You can tell it was wobbling!’ “

In the end, Jelle and Mellacus of the Committee announced a standard two-point consolation would be given to the Jungle Jumpers due to the probable existence of a track defect. The team’s response at the time was cold: “In truth, I think restarting the funnel run was the fairest thing to do,” said Captain Jump after the event.

“Before Block Pushing, there were a few captains who came up to me and talked,” recalled Jump. “I appreciate them doing it, and they kept saying ‘it’ll be fine, we know the Committee made the fairest decision.’ But I still would say to them, ‘You don’t know for sure if they thought this through.’ “

Leap carried off by medic marbles in 2020 Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Despite an eighth-place finish in Block Pushing, the Jumpers were third to last overall going into the final 5 Meter Sprint. The team’s fate rested on Skip, the team’s Surfing gold medalist in Marble League 2019. “I was fired up at the moment because I knew I was doing this for Leap and Lewara,” recalled the athlete. “One of the Speeders was next to me, but didn’t I beat them in Surfing? I wasn’t scared.”

Neck and neck with the competition in their heat, Skip raced past the finish line in a blur, so fast that they almost crashed out of the finish zone. At the last instant, Skip pressed down on the wall and found their footing on a peg. The other contestants were still panting when Skip turned around to see they scored a 5.242, fourth overall in the event.

Finally, the Jumpers and Lewara jumped for joy. So convinced they were that their time did come that few noticed the overall standings at first. There was a four-way tie for the last two spots, and the Jumpers were eliminated off of position countback. They could have qualified for 2020 if Skip bested the Oceanics’ Sea in the Sprint, who was to Skip’s left in the same heat and was at most two lengths quicker.

Skip catching their footing after the Sprint in the 2020 Showdown. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Between the 2020 Qualifiers and the 2020 Marble League Showdown, most Lewaran fans returned home with the Jumpers and the team fell from the public eye. Few public figures were vouching for the team, but one pundit was particularly prominent: Tonio, the host of the series “Power Ranking Power Hour.”

When we interviewed them in July, Tonio’s stage presence had not changed, with each sentence of theirs enunciated and booming across the room. “Jungle Jumpers fans were so robbed,” they exclaimed. “The Jungle Jumpers should host next year because everyone is pitying them.”

That would be news to the team itself, who retreated home and found a way to let out their frustration. In Lewara, the Jumpers were still given a hero’s welcome when they drove back. The village chief gave a roaring speech about how the Jumpers will be the fastest, most agile team in the Marble League.

All the villagers pitched together to throw great parties for the team, with each athlete treating themselves to numerous meals and drinks over a week. The one day with a break from all this partying was when Stynth, Editor-in-Chief of the Rollout, visited the team’s training grounds:

“My train ride into Greshen brought me from a dense city setting to the outer rim of a large, dense rainforest, with flora and fauna that Team Primary could only dream of painting. Jump, who welcomed me at the airport, brought me on a hiking trail that rolled us up to a viewpoint overlooking the entire city—and the treetops that the Jungle Jumpers leaped off of in the background. The entire team was waiting at the top for our arrival.

            “We’re working on ourselves as a team,” Hop noted. “We’re working to center our focus and trust ourselves…”

The team offered me a jumpsuit to dive off the cliff with. I respectfully declined.”

~from “Offseason Moments – ML2020 Showdown”, by Stynth

“Looking back, we really could have trained more those few weeks,” said Hop. “A lot of us just said we needed to decompress, though among us Leap didn’t go out as we all did. I asked them one night what’s going on because out of any marble they needed that positivity.””Something about that moment didn’t feel right,” said Leap. “I love our fans, but they were celebrating us like we won the whole Marble League. We didn’t, we failed to qualify. We need to deliver to make all their support worth it.”

Hop and Leap gliding atop a rainforest canopy. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)

In Lewara, Stynth jotted down a new manager for the team, a wealthy marble from the city of Koroc called Joy. The team going back to Polaria’s Andromedome was a group of seven – and they would touch down in a much larger jet than our Editor-in-Chief remembered them having.

The 2020 Showdown’s first event, the Relay Run, saw a renewed Jumpers team in full force. Placing second to the Snowballs in their qualifier heat, the Jumpers still made it to the final as the fastest non-leading wild card team. What seemed like another fourth-place finish was flipped upside down at the anchor leg, as Leap sent Jump flying forward. As Greg Woods announced, “The Jungle Jumpers, the wild card, ends up beating the top three!”

Jump leading the Showdown Relay in the anchor leg. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

That was one of three podium placements the team earned that Showdown, followed by a silver in the Halfpipe and a bronze in the Sand Moguls. Jump and Leap would lose their footing around the Black Hole Funnel, sinking into last there. But Lewaran fans’ drums banged right after to the sight of Hop winning their Moguls heat.

Not only would the Jungle Jumpers contest 2021’s Marble League Qualifiers, but they did so as runners-up in the Marble League Showdown – their highest placement ever in a tournament.

The Jungle Jumpers, 2020 Showdown Runners-up. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

After the podium ceremony, reporters filled up the Jungle Jumpers’ press conference in a way they have not since 2019. What they noticed, however, is that Tarzan or most of the athletes kept to themselves throughout. Instead, the conference mostly consisted of a speech from a hefty black marble, the Jumpers’ new manager.

“It is my dearest and greatest pleasure to celebrate this moment with you all… Marblearth has seen the true power the Jungle Jumpers possess!” said Manager Joy. “Today is not just a time to celebrate the Showdown podium, but also to present a team going back to their roots for a new future!”

Clicking to show a new slide on a projector screen, Joy could see the reporters scramble forward and start taking photos. On the screen was the schematic for their new plan for a world-class training facility for the Jumpers. “Lewara and my holding company agreed to a three-year investment in the new Lewara Sports Parc, starting with the Raceforest Circuit this winter and seven facilities in preparation of hosting Marble League 2022!”

The track map of the Raceforest GP. (Design Credit: Spex)

Change was very much in the air when we visited the Jumpers during the offseason. The way to Lewara used to be a narrow road treading through the dense forest but was now a six-lane highway. Foliage no longer blocked our view into the town, where we could see heavy construction afoot.

A fleet of excavators was digging into the ground as we met the team and Lewara’s leaders around the site of Raceforest Circuit. The team made news once again as the JMRC approved their hosting bid for a Marbula One Grand Prix, thereby qualifying them for Marbula One Season 2. Coach Tarzan narrated a racer reveal trailer that was viewed millions of times across Marblearth: Hop, “Sky High”, and Skip, “Super Skipper,” jumped out of a plane above the ocean to thumping electronic beats.

“We are so proud of our Jumpers for what they did and what they will do,” said Lewara’s Chief Marble to us. “The Raceforest Circuit and the new athletics stadium have also given our town thousands of well-paying jobs. The better the team performs, the quicker Lewara grows to be a great and beautiful city.”

Once again, what should have been an interview around the team felt more like publicity for Lewara’s rapid development. We were able to ask the racers, Hop and Skip, what they felt about having all these expectations on their backs.

The Super Skipper sounded over the moon: “We used to have to travel to Greshen and Koroc to live it up, and now Lewara could be just as exciting! I’m just pumped thinking about it.”

Hop, a multiple Marble League medallist, was more reserved. “Things are changing very quickly for sure, and not everything is under our control. My part is using this Marbula One season to show our team’s worth.”

The promotional poster for the Jungle Jumpers in Marbula One. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

Hop, Skip, and Tarzan touched down in Herbotamia on Manager Joy’s jumbo jet, to the sight of reporters all around them. It would be Hop the veteran who started in the team’s inaugural Marbula One race at the Minty Mania Grand Prix.

Seventeenth of twenty to run their qualifying lap, Hop felt at ease zigzagging through the course’s opening chicanes. But they were still swerving coming out of the ramp, turning what should have been a straight sprint into the marble pinballing off the track walls. They sped across the finish line and clocked 17.18 for their lap – at best an overall seventeenth against the competition. 

“Guess that was my moment of fame,” reflected Hop. “I heard Coach Tarzan apologize to me on the radio, then the stewards carried me off the track. The one time Greg Woods mentioned my name was to say I’m ‘definitely out.’ “

The post-race presser for the Jumpers was still well attended, though the press only wondered about how wrong the Grand Prix felt for Hop. Halfway through, Skip quipped: “It could just be that Hop feels too much pressure. I’ll probably do better than them next week, so they should take a lesson from me!” Hop acted as if they did not hear it.

Hop caught on the finish line camera at Minty Mania Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The week after, Skip qualified for the O’raceway in thirteenth but never placed above eighth the whole race. Finishing with one point in twelfth, Skip was asked for a comment. They replied: “I was better than Hop the other day, so I was sort of right.”

Lack of endurance and lack of control: just one of those two would shut a team out of Marbula One Championship contention, but the Jungle Jumpers had a gift for both. They would barely follow racing lines on their qualifying laps and would fail to make the race track for three out of the first six Grands Prix. If they made it, they might squeeze up a few spots in the opening lap before going wide out of turns and letting racers overtake them.

“Every race they qualified in, the Jungle Jumpers were always in a position to score points, but they fell apart every time,” reported Tonio. “I was hoping that the Jungle Jumpers would be championship contenders. Now they may be worse than the Hornets.”

Failing to qualify for the Arctic Circuit Grand Prix, Skip scored a total of one point after three race weekends. It was one point better than Hop, who sat with zero.

The team’s press conference after Arctic Circuit was attended by one reporter. “Cocha from the Koroc News,” they said, “with the team not invited to the Winter Special, are there any plans for the team ahead of the Raceforest Grand Prix?

Skip was about to answer when Joy grabbed the microphone from them. “Nothing to worry about,” said the manager. “You’ll see the team very soon as they attend the grand opening of the Lewara Aquaparc, with one of Marblearth’s tallest surfing ramps.”

Skip fighting in the Aquamaring GP midfield. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Exhaust blew out of the train of trucks going in and out of the Lewara Highway. At the Raceforest Circuit, the stands still needed seats installed mere days from the qualifiers. Above the dust and the noise, we interviewed the Jungle Jumpers in a skybox suite overlooking the whole track.

“It seems like training and publicity are taking so much of our time,” responded Leap, “so of course I’m happy to spend a few days hiking with Skip and Hop again…”

Leap trailed off before jumping out of their seat and rolling next to the window, breathing heavily. “Look down the Highway,” they shouted. “The forest is on fire!”

Apart from calling emergency services, both the team and our reporters could only watch the fire in the distance and the smoke blowing closer to the circuit grounds. We agreed to continue the interview only in the evening after firefighting marbles poured water out of a plane to put out the fire.

Outside the skybox, the smoke refracted the sunset into a sickly yellow sky. The smoke hovered over all of Lewara and made the highway and the town center look like mirages in the distance. Under the circumstances, we felt obligated to ask: has this ever happened in Lewara before?

“No, never,” whispered Jump. “This is our home. None of us want to hurt our home like this.”

The forest burns, but what can be done? (Design Credit: Fouc, Source photo: Wikimedia)

The smoke did clear up a week later when fans across Marblearth drove down Lewara Highway to attend the Raceforest qualifiers. Coach Tarzan and Manager Joy were free to roll down the track and talk up the way shards of the rainforest canopy still drooped over the tracks. Reporters marveled at the sight, convinced the track design was beautiful and integrated with the environment.

To finance the circuit, most seats were sold to visitors with just one set of stands for the home fans. Squeezed in but not silenced, the Lewaran fans’ drums beat as loudly as usual when Skip came out first on the track.

The drums stopped only a few laps after because it was obvious Skip couldn’t keep to any racing line in their 30-second-plus lap and performed poorly. Their lap time of 30.588 seconds placed them in nineteenth – again failing to qualify for the main race.

A third of the Jumpers fan stands stayed empty for the main race. The fans who showed up were as loud as ever, their drums now banging to the beat of Red Eye and Speedy’s overtakes. After the race, it was these fans Skip rolled next to chat with. But when reporters asked them about their performance on their course, they simply yelled: “Shut up!”

Skip racing past the Raceforest’s home team fan section. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Manager Joy gifted some more tickets so Lewarans can attend the Momotorway GP a week after. The cheers and drumming broke out early in Om, as this time Hop was able to make it to the Q2 race-off and start in eighth. With the starting grid descending into chaos through the Momotorway’s initial chicanes, Hop was squeezing past others even with a speed disadvantage.

Suddenly, a great belt exit and a misfire from Mellow Yellow’s Yellow let Hop overtake four marbles at once. Greg Woods’s voice goes one pitch higher: “Hop comes out of nowhere! And believe it or not, the Jungle Jumpers are in the lead!”

A train of marbles grew behind Hop as Hazy, Clutter, Mallard, and others wanted to push the Jumper aside. For one lap in Lap 3, Hop was weaving back and forth and defending the lead at all costs. But heartbreak took only two laps to set in, with Hop getting pushed around the second they ceded the lead back to Yellow. Hop collapsed to eleventh by Lap 5 and would end in fourteenth.

According to a Jumpers fan that day who went by Angus: “I’m at every race because there was one small string of hope I had that we would get a good finish. I was extremely pumped after Hop took the lead but around Lap 5 or 6, I was too upset… that tease made me roll out of the stands.”

Hop fending off challengers for one glorious sector at the Momotorway GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I couldn’t talk to Skip after I let us down like that,” recalled Hop. “I had a quick call with Leap. Then, I went to Tarzan one-on-one and just told them, ‘you need to bring everyone down here with that manager too. We can’t go on like this.’ “

Ahead of the Palette Park Grand Prix, the whole team gathered into a hotel suite in Van Gotterdam and stayed the whole night there. They were not “getting back to partying,” as one outlet speculated. Instead, they were questioning their plan to expand Lewara into a Marble League host city, the source of all their discontent.

After Marbula One Season 2 concluded, we were able to interview Manager Joy one-on-one for the first time and ask them hard questions on their decisions. What we heard was not at all what we expected.

“The whole team was venting to me that night, and I understand,” said Joy. “But here’s the whole story. The first time I met them, I heard from Tarzan, Jump, and Leap that they want to be spoken in the same breath as the Speeders and O’rangers. Ten months later, they said they feel Lewara has changed too much and they were overexerted.

“They get to tell their story, so now I get to tell mine. I grew up in a village just like theirs but in the mountains to their west. One day, the trucks started coming and we found out that they would start mining next to our village and we would all get good jobs. That’s when I made my first fortune, by starting from the bottom to managing the mine.

“But you know what? Twenty years later I would drive back home and the lakes and forests I played in as a kid was gone. My strip mine ripped all of it out of the ground. I may be rich now, but that giant hole in the mountain is my real legacy. And I’m hurt thinking about it too.

“I said all this to them in Van Gotterdam. I said: I did my best to keep building with a low carbon footprint. But do you know how massive the Speeders’ facilities are, or how many marbles the O’rangers’ arenas can hold? If your team wants to be in the big leagues, Lewara will have to change forever. I just help with the business side. You, as a team, need to decide what’s worth more.”

Hop in P7 at Misty Mountain, with a train of racers behind them. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Would the Jungle Jumpers still bid to host the 2022 Marble League? With such a decision weighing on their minds, it may be surprising that the Jumpers racers performed better than expected in the next two Grands Prix. Skip borrowed Hop’s strategy and climbed to as high as fifth at the start of Palette Park, though they would still finish out of points in 14th. Hop caught back to the midfield after the red flag restart at Misty Mountain, finishing in seventh and climbing up seven spots from the qualifiers.

“One point, five points, those didn’t matter compared to the choice we faced,” said Hop. “I think that made us overthink the races less and just do what we could do.”

While Tarzan, Hop, and Skip wrapped up their Marbula One season, the rest of the team knew they could not decide alone. Manager Joy agreed to put a pause on construction while the team sought advice from friends and family.

Some were in favor of the bid, like hardcore fan Angus: “The Raceforest venue was something I have dreamed to see. I would love to see a whole tournament taking place in this venue!” Some were opposed, like former Quicksilvers captain Argent: “I told the Jumpers they were forced into a position I knew they didn’t want. Marble League performances come and go, but staying true to yourselves is forever.”

Occasionally, the team would turn on the television and hear what the outside world is speculating. One night they flipped on Tonio’s program after a guest yelled about how the Jumpers should have been the Marble League 2021 hosts. Tonio played the straight marble: “As much as I want them to host, I don’t think the Jungle Jumpers should host until they qualify for a Marble League…”

The night Leap, Jump and Reserve Bounce heard that Skip failed to qualify in the Savage Speedway, there were open arguments over the phone. From one side of the ocean to another, the team traded barbs of “None of our plan was worth it!” or “The fans don’t think that way!”

That was when they also heard back from those whose advice they sought the most.

The sun sets over the Raceforest. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“We were late getting back to Leap and the Jumpers, but it wasn’t a problem!” Recalled the Rojo Rollers’ Rojo Uno. “They said they wanted to see Numerun, so of course they were welcome.”

When the Jumpers made their first trip to Numerun, it was the Rojo Rollers who welcomed them and showed them the city’s sights. “They were really into visiting all these stadiums around town and then the clubs,” said Rojo Dos. “They said they wanted fun and adventure, so we tried our best.”

The Jumpers’ were not visiting this time as tourists, and Rojo Uno and Rojo Dos welcomed unexpected guests along with Leap and Jump: Choc and Bonbon of the Chocolatiers. The day was spent with the two Jumper athletes and their friends rolling down Numerun’s wide boulevards, Leap and Jump full of questions.

To the Rojo Rollers, the Jumpers asked about growing up in the city and how it felt to successfully host the Surculo. “What I said to them was… even if we enjoy life here, there are plenty of marbles lost in the city who don’t,” said Rojo Uno. “What we love about the big city is the variety of marbles here, and what we love about the Surculo is meeting friends from across Marblearth. It’s that simple.”

To the Chocolatiers, the Jumpers asked about their confectionary business and how to manage growth. “Well, I told them we manage growth by not growing very much!” said Choc, the team captain. “We found the right size for ourselves, where we work just enough to enjoy the business. Once you take the time to think about the right goals to aim for, it’s a lot clearer how you get there.”

Six athletes across three teams: they rolled out of the city center and went up the Colina Umerun, an ancient mound built for marble racing. It was a smoggy day in Numerun, so visibility was poor even at the hill’s peak. The Rojo Rollers and the Jungle Jumpers felt the humid air, listened to the din of traffic, and looked at the city’s towers and buildings, rising from asphalt then fading into the smog.

Choc laughed and said: “This view wasn’t worth the hike, isn’t it?” The next thing they knew, Leap leaned right up against them and was crying.

“It was at that moment we all knew,” said Leap. “We weren’t ready to be hosts.”

A view of Numerun that Choc said wasn’t worth it. (Design Credit: Fouc)

At the Midnight Bay Circuit in Helarve, Hop’s respectable P7 on the starting grid ended with a 13th finish, barely out of points. The team would end the season in last place, earning 9 points out of 12 Grands Prix. The Jungle Jumpers scored fewer points than the Hornets on a per-race basis, so Tonio’s fear did come true.

What cheered up Hop, Skip, and Tarzan was something far from Marbula One. They heard from Leap and Jump about their visit to Numerun, and the way forward became obvious to them too.

“Marbula One is not where we need to be at this moment,” said Hop at a final press conference. “What we need is some time to ourselves and to return home. It was the rainforest that trained us to be athletes, so it will be the rainforest that helps us prepare for Marble League 2021.”

The Jungle Jumpers, last but not least. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Lewaran Highway is here to stay, but the Jungle Jumpers’ expansion plans were considerably scaled back. The Raceforest Circuit is now a free public track for all Lewarans, while all facilities except the Aquaparc and a new Funnel Tower were scrapped.

“This is a decision we all agreed to,” said Captain Jump. “Hosting and growing our brand would mean giving up our village, and for what – a month of strangers trampling around? Hosting is not out of the question, but for now, we use the facilities we have to train the next generation.”

On most days, the Jumpers indeed retreat into the rainforest to practice their agility. “I realize I’ve been working them too hard recently,” Tarzan admitted when asked about the training routine, “But they’re up for it. They’ve taken every single thing I’ve thrown at them in stride, and I couldn’t be prouder.”

During our last visit to the town of Lewara, the Jumpers were preparing a reunion spanning athletes across the world, planning a group skydiving event, swimming in Lewara River, and having a traditional feast. Jump was also returning from the 2021 Marble League Practice Race, placing 12th out of 28 there. On the same flight with them from Felynia back to Lewara were Rojo Uno, Bonbon, and Candy – all Surculo veterans.

That night, fireworks went off in the air while food and drinks were plentiful at the feast. The hustle-bustle paused for a second as the drums banged and the whole Jumpers team took the stage.

“We’re so honored to have all of our friends and supporters tonight,” said Coach Tarzan, first to the mic. “Our team has tried a lot this year and faced our fears, but what we learned is that we don’t succeed just on our own. I hope this week you can explore Lewara with us, learn from each other, and work to qualify this year.”

Out of nowhere, another Jumper snatched the microphone away. “I’m sorry if I’m not the most articulate right now,” said Leap, now front and center. “But I am so excited to see you all here because if you loved tonight you better come back! For the bigger party after we sweep through this year’s Marble League! … “

The Jumpers and the Rollers embraced at their Lewara party. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)

In RetRollSpective, the Jungle Jumpers are the comeback kids of the Marble League. Their career has not been a simple one as they needed to bounce back after season after season of adversity. Overall, though, they are a team on the rise: they commanded respect from Marblearth after 2019, and they decided to concentrate on what they need to succeed in 2021.

“When the Jungle Jumpers finished second in the 2020 Marble Showdown, that showed that this team is too talented to toil around there!” declared Tonio recently on their show. “Crazily enough, I think their strongest event is Funnel Endurance… I do believe that the Jungle Jumpers will be strong in Funnel Endurance going forward.”

“The Jumpers were by our side when we qualified in 2017 and 2019. Then we were by their side when we both stepped on the Showdown podium,” said Bonbon of the Chocolatiers. “You don’t mess with a team that takes leaps of faith like them. Our Marble League rematch in 2021 will be legendary!”

A surprise guest at the Jumpers’ Lewara party offers parting thoughts. “It’s been four years since we first cheered for them and were inspired by them. That’s still true, you know. Our team crossed the ocean to introduce ourselves,” said Mallard, the Green Ducks captain. 

Best of luck to the Jungle Jumpers in the near future, keep on rolling!

Credits

  • Writers: Fouc, Orbitball, Stynth
  • Editors: Edu G. J., Smacg13
  • Artist: Jack Ironhide
  • Graphic Designers: Fouc, Spex, Tim Ritz
  • Photographers: The Emperor, Jelle’s Marble Runs, Vector
  • Release: 07/12/2021

RetRollSpective – Hazers

Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to take a look at the Hazers, the third-place finishers of Marble League 2019. Read on to find out how this team has stormed the competition!

The official Hazers logo, designed by Tim Ritz.

Perhaps the thing that makes the Hazers so unpredictable is their sheer mystery. It seems to many fans that their talent in competition appeared out of nowhere, and they’re right: journalists across Marblearth have been unable to get any leads on the Hazers’ origins for years. Although the team’s origin is estimated to be among the misty mountains near Mount Huaze, the team has consistently declined to share details about their home and how they became interested in marble sports. When interviewed, Smoggy sidelined the question, saying:

“Where we come from is not important. Who we are now and what we do here is what is important.”

Hazy, Smoggy, Foggy, Misty, and Cloudy entered the fray as the Hazers in the 2018 Marble League Draw. With an opaque, light-gray uniform, these athletes stood out instantly from all the other teams, but it remained to be seen how the novice team would hold up against series mainstays in Group A Qualifiers. The Hazers did not impress during the first event, only gaining two points towards the twenty they needed to qualify, but they scored strongly in the coming rounds. With six, eight, and eight points from the second to the fourth event, the Hazers earned the honor of being the highest-scoring rookie team to qualify for the 2018 Marble League.

The Hazers and Minty Maniacs, both future bronze medalists, face off “marble a marble” for the first time in Marble League 2018 Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Needless to say, their success has caused much controversy. In an MSPN Blog post entitled Are certain Marble League teams using PEDs? a fan speculated:

“For the Hazers, their strong start has given them some unwanted scrutiny as to what is inside the middle of their marbles. Their Hazy color has caused many to believe that they could be adding weight to create an advantage” (Evonsion). 

Though further comments on the post discredited these rumors, discourse concerning the team’s potential use of PEDs has been rampant on sites like Reddit, where one fan claimed, “I’ve seen some various condemning photographs…that they are actually using weighted centers and that their signature ‘haze’ is the residue left from applying said weights to their midsections…”

Another fan speculated, “This picture could mean that the Hazers swap themselves out with other, heavier gray marbles before starting each event.”

Since neither the JMRC nor the JMA has made a statement on the Hazers using PEDs, it is important to disregard these conspiracies brought forward by fans. Furthermore, these allegations would not be brought against the Hazers if their performance in the 2018 Marble League was not strong. The team earned silver medals in the first and second events, putting them in the overall lead with 40 points. 

The Hazers debuted in the Marble League by earning a silver medal in 2018’s 5 Meter Ice Dash. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Hazers followed these strong performances with a slate of sublime results. In the third and fourth events, the team finished in fourteenth place, scoring them only four points total and dropping them into fourth place overall. The Hazers, unfazed by this, rebounded in the fifth event, where Misty set a new Marble League record in Speed Skating with a time of 30.34 seconds. With this, the Hazers easily jumped to first place in the standings overall with 69 points, one gold, and two silvers strong. When asked about their new record, Misty seemed like they were in a daze:

“I just wanted to win, and I rolled as fast as I could. I could have fallen off the track, but I knew it was worth the risk. When I got to the bottom, my team just rushed at me and that’s when I realized. I started tearing up, and through my hazy vision I think they were too.”

Misty’s record-setting gold medal in Speed Skating sparked a close fan following for the star athlete. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Unfortunately for the Hazers, their strong momentum throughout the first half of the 2018 Marble League dissipated after their gold medal. They did not podium again, and although they placed in the top half of most of the remaining events, the Hazers were stunted by two more fourteenth-place finishes in Team Pursuit and Snowboard Cross. That said, the lowest that the Hazers were at any point during the season was seventh, and at the end of the season, they finished in sixth overall with 111 points, making them the highest placing rookie team of the season. 

In the offseason, Foggy finished fifth in the 100 Meter Water Race, being the highest qualified rookie team to do so (the Gliding Glaciers finished in third) and the Hazers also participated in the Amazing Maze Marble Race, though they were eliminated in the initial heat. 

Irrespective of their performance in the Amazing Maze Marble Race, the Hazers stormed into the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers with force, getting two first-place finishes and earning first place in the overall standings. The qualifier rounds gave the team the opportunity it needed to prove to doubters that their first season’s success was not a fluke and that it would continue to challenge the more decorated veterans in competition, though their success hinged upon their performance in the proper 2019 Marble League in April.

Hazy started the season strongly for the team, reaching the finals in the Underwater Race and missing the podium in fourth place. Foggy followed their inaugural performance by placing on the podium in third place in the Funnel Race, and the team collectively earned a gold medal in Balancing to rise to second place in the standings, trailing the seemingly dominant Savage Speeders by just eight points.

The Hazers were perfectly balanced, as all things should be, to earn gold in 2019 Balancing. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Their strong momentum seemed to be fading in the Gravitrax Slalom when the team placed fifteenth. The 5 Meter Sprint momentarily proved that wrong with Smoggy’s silver medal, which placed the Hazers at the top of the standings. However, the Hazers continued to fall into a rut that seemed eerily similar to their second half of the 2018 season. Over the next three events, the team placed in the middle of the standings twice and last place once, dropping to fifth place overall with half of the season to go. It seemed possible that teams like the Crazy Cat’s Eyes could rise above the Hazers. The Raspberry Racers, previously in second, were nestled at the top of the standings, a position which they would eventually win.

“We saw something that we’d been waiting for years to happen. We can’t deny the talent of the older teams, but we newer teams had wanted a chance to shine for so long,” Foggy revealed. “2019 was the first year where none of the original sixteen teams made the podium, and it was a breath of fresh air. It made us feel worthy—vindicated—that not only were we part of the competition but that we had the honor to rise above athletes so decorated and experienced. Athletes that we’d always dreamed of being.”

A turning point for the Hazers’ 2019 season came with their second gold in the Maze. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Hazers fought through the second half of the season to earn this honor, denying themselves a repeat of 2018. Foggy earned a bronze medal in Hurdles and the team earned its second gold medal in the Hubelino Maze, rising to second place and maintaining their position in the top five. The team earned a bronze medal in Rafting and a silver medal in Surfing with Hazy’s performance, becoming one of three teams able to win the 2019 Marble League. Although the Hazers finished in the middle of the pack in Collision, the Savage Speeders’ last-place finish doomed them from finishing the overall season on the podium and cemented the top three teams: the Raspberry Racers, Green Ducks, and Hazers—all three of which had a chance to take the championship.

In the end, the standings would remain consistent for the top five teams. The Hazers finished in third place with 184 points at the conclusion of the 2019 Marble League, prequalifying for the 2020 Marble League and ensuring their legacy in the tournament among the most celebrated teams and athletes in marble sports history.

Would the Hazers break the “third-place curse” in the 2020 season? (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Hazers were taking a short break from preparing for the Friendly Round when they received an official letter from the JMRC inviting them to compete in the first season of Marbula One. The team accepted the invitation and was announced as the fourteenth team coming to the tournament on 04 December 2019. On the same day, the Hazers announced that they would be represented by Hazy, “Jetstream”, and Smoggy, “Smokebomb”, during the tournament. The team’s poster confirmed one of the team’s biggest mysteries: depicting their training grounds high up on a mountaintop, with Mount Huaze in the distance.

The promotional poster for the Hazers in Marbula One. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

Hazy made their debut as a Marbula One racer in the Savage Speedway Grand Prix Qualifiers on 15 February 2020, where they set a time of 29.34 seconds and qualified in ninth. During the race, Hazy took the lead during the eighth lap and remained in the top tier even after losing the lead, finishing in second place and earning the first silver medal of Marbula One.

Smoggy followed Hazy in a similar fashion, debuting in the O’raceway Grand Prix Qualifiers on 22 February 2020 and qualifying in second with a time of 30.37 seconds. Once the starting gate lifted the next day, Smoggy took the lead and held it until the third lap, when they lost it to Billy for the rest of the race. They finished the race in third place, not even half a second behind Rapidly. With two races done, the Hazers rose to the top of the standings, three points above the Green Ducks.

Smoggy’s first of a few Marbula One podium appearances came in Season 1’s O’raceway GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Hazers continued to remain a formidable force throughout the season, a constant for the championship. After qualifying in third at the Momotorway, Hazy earned a bronze medal, and after qualifying in fifth at the Hivedrive, Smoggy finished the race in fourth and set the fastest lap. The Hazers’ consistency rivaled that of the Savage Speeders until Greenstone, where Hazy, after qualifying in fifth, placed eleventh. The team’s lead narrowed to one point, and the next race did not help. Although Smoggy qualified in fifth at the Short Circuit, Smoggy in fact short-circuited themselves, placing eight and allowing Speedy—having earned a bronze medal—to edge ahead to first overall.

“I trust both of them to do what they need to do,” Coach Smokey explained in an interview prior to the Razzway. Hazy has had their fair share of great Marble League performances, and so has Smoggy. Need proof? Look at the first two events they ever competed in,” Smokey said, gesturing to two silver medals in a display case. “They will persevere.”

And persevere they did. Coach Smokey submitted Smoggy to appear for the second Grand Prix in a row at the Razzway Grand Prix Qualifiers on 28 March 2020. Their qualifying trial was the penultimate run, and they set a time of 28.79 seconds—just seven-hundredths of a second from pole position. Smoggy, positioned to do well during the race, ended up leading every lap except for the sixth lap, and earned a much-needed, if not deserved gold medal. The Hazers retook their lead in the standings, fourteen points ahead of the Savage Speeders.

Little Mighty, Stynth, and Fouc look on as the Razzway GP medalists take the podium, including Smoggy. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

This would have been a fantastic end to the Hazers’ Marbula One season, but to their detriment, one Grand Prix remained. Coach Smokey put in Hazy for their fourth and final race, as Smoggy had exhausted their four races. Hazy had a bad run during Qualifiers, qualifying in fifteenth, just behind Starry in fourteenth. Speedy, after a controversial early start, snagged pole position.

“It was an uphill battle, to say the least,” Hazy commented briefly.

“Would you mind saying more?” a reporter asked.

“Honestly, I would prefer not to.”

Hazy fought to the top ten and struggled into the top half of the standings, but could not maintain a position above eighth place. They finished the season there, earning four points but falling short of stopping the Savage Speeders. The Hazers finished in second overall, with Smoggy placing third in the Racer’s Championship.

The end of a prolific inaugural season for the Hazers as runners-up, even if it ended in heartbreak. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Prophecy

an addendum by Phoenix and Stynth

Just before the 2020 Marble League, a mysterious report was brought to the attention of The Rollout’s executive staff. A journalist by the name of Dr. Aleister Crolley had submitted an article claiming their discovery of a castle etched into the foothills of Mount Huaze, where they found an ancient prophecy that they had yet to make sense of. At the time, The Rollout discarded the report, finding its contents baseless and of little worth.

Crolley remained an avid sports fan despite their rejection by the premier magazine, they watched the 2020 Marble League from the general fan stands. They didn’t seem fazed when the Hazers finished third in the 2020 Marble League Friendly Round, but as soon as the team began struggling in the main tournament, with a string of mediocre performances leading to a dooming last-place finish in Block Pushing, Crolley became weirdly intrigued. The night before the Triathlon, they were caught trespassing in an Andromedome skybox with pages of their notes strewn across the floor, pinned to the walls, and hanging from the ceiling.

Security footage from that night raised more questions than answers. 

“I swear! You have to listen to me…the prophecy I found is in a style of calligraphy I have yet to decipher, but it’s written in stanzas of three…do you know what this means?!” Crolley exclaimed as security marbles beamed their flashlights straight into the eyes of the investigator.

“It means something pretty close to expulsion if you don’t clear out of here in the next minute. With or without your journal entries.”

“Journal entries? Dear me, these are historical breakthroughs! And not just that…I think I’m finally about to uncover the truth behind the third-place curse!”

A collective sigh from the group of security marbles concluded the footage recorded that night. By some miracle, Crolley was permitted to enter the Andromedome the next day to see Foggy win the Triathlon in one of the most engaging finals of any Marble League event yet.

Foggy emerged from behind Stinger, Orangin, and Momo to stamp their authority and win the Hazers a Marble League gold. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“By glass!” exclaimed Dr. Crolley. “Foggy was absolutely incredible, and there was so much at stake! I know I’ve been a bit intense about those theories, but I have to get statistical for a second – Foggy’s odds would have been against them if the underwater section wasn’t there.”

Committee member Fouc, who had met Crolley as they were leaving the Andromedome the night before, disagreed. “Foggy knew the problem they had to conquer in order to win: their swimming couldn’t help if they crashed into a sand dune at the start. This ended up not being a problem at all before the final, as Foggy sprinted out of the gate to dodge any collisions, recording the only sub-31 second runs in those rounds.”

“Well, what about the final?”

“It seemed like a disaster at first,” admitted Fouc. “Foggy collided with every opponent of theirs out of the sand section, but as soon as they dove into the water, instinct took over. Seeing that Momo and Orangin in the front were only staring each other down, Foggy only got faster and faster. Then Foggy made a move of their own, pushing Orangin aside and rolling through an opening between them and Momo. You may have thought it was out of nowhere, but Foggy calculated that victory as well as the Hazers always have.”

Dr. Crolley was astounded. “Wow. Now that’s statistical. Here, take my card.”

Photo portrait of Dr. Aleister Crolley. (Design Credit: Fouc)

“It’s relieving, honestly, but our work is far from over. We’re not in a mood to get complacent,” said Hazy in a pre-event interview to the Mogul Race.  

During the semifinal, where Mo seemed to have taken advantage by overtaking Hazy, Hazy hit a straightaway, accelerating ahead of Mo and towards the finish line. Although Mo came close to catching up, Hazy was already more than a length ahead by the time they crossed the finish line, qualifying for the final.

Hazy had a less consistent edge over the finals, bumping up to second during the race thanks to an early collision from Swifty. They may have secured only a bronze if Minty Flav had not collided with Ocean from behind, but Hazy was able to stay a decisive length ahead in the end, securing another medal for the Hazers and lifting the team into sixth overall. 

Foggy’s podium moment following their victory in the 2020 Triathlon. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

After the 5 Meter Sprint, where Smoggy placed fifth but broke the Yarble Yellers’ long-standing record, security marbles recall seeing Crolley in a state of despair. “We returned all of the investigator’s notes after Crolley vacated the skybox, but they refused them at first. They look like they’ve seen a ghost,” remarked one security guard.

“The ghost of their master’s thesis,” jested another. The two guards chuckled to themselves.

Even with a string of lower results in the next few events, the Hazers remained in the top half of the standings. They cemented their position there when they earned a bronze medal in the Team Aquathlon and fourth in Collision, rising to sixth overall. As Stynth remarked in their Podium Moments series:

“Despite their cloudy uniforms, the Hazers are a consistently strong team. They may not always score consistently, but the team knows how to pull together and play to their strengths, some of which are racing, overtaking, and water events.

All three of those elements were present in the Team Aquathlon, the newest adaptation of the Team Pursuit, and the Hazers did not disappoint. After they knocked out the championship contenders, Minty Maniacs, in the first heat, the Hazers faced and closely defeated the Racers in the quarterfinals. They fell to the Wisps in the semifinals, matching with Team Momo in the third-place match, and finished nearly two seconds ahead of them to earn the bronze in a victory reminiscent of their success in the Triathlon.

Yes, the Hazers can no longer win the 2020 Marble League, but they have fought hard against the third-place curse, as they currently stand in seventh overall. Is this the end of that curse?”

~from “Podium Moments – ML2020 Event 14”
Stynth looks to the Hazers as they take the right step of the podium alongside the Wisps and Speeders in 2020’s Team Aquathlon. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Following the Team Aquathlon, Crolley withdrew their report from consideration for The Rollout, writing an official letter to Stynth regarding their decision. The morning of the Marble Marathon, Stynth met Aleister Crolley for an early breakfast, where they discussed their experiences reporting and analyzing the stories and events surrounding sports.

Later that day, the Hazers rolled onto the arena and stopped to the left of Team Galactic, finishing sixth overall with 147 points. They tied the hosts in points but had the edge in medals earned, thanks to Foggy’s gold and the team’s Aquathlon bronze.

“I didn’t have it in me to finish the Marathon strongly,” lamented Hazy, who finished twelfth in the event. “But long story short, I survived.”

That night, the Hazers disappeared from Polaria, missing the coaches’ conference and athlete banquet to return home at once. Security marbles were surprised to see Crolley present at the banquet in lieu of following the Hazers to…whatever their transport was for returning home.

“In spite of my erratic conspiracies earlier this season,” noted Dr. Crolley, “I think it’s worth noting that the Hazers had some incredible moments this season. Their Triathlon performance will go down as one of the greatest moments in the League, if not all of marble sports, and their determination to push through when so many fans expected them to fail—even me—is astounding. I’ll have to restart my thesis when I get back to my home office.”

During the 2020 offseason, the Hazers began sponsoring a tourist excursion to their training grounds, which they entitled “Haze Getaways”. The trip was accessible from a variety of locations across Marblearth, starting in Om, Polaria, Skaigan, and Hunluen before branching out to other cities. Stynth detailed their “Haze Getaway” in their travel journal, writing:

As I checked out at the reception desk, the doors opened to my right, and in rolled Coach Smokey of the Hazers.

            “Tickets, please.” Coach Smokey ripped off my ticket stub, and I followed the rest of the tourists onto the bus. I was pleasantly surprised to find my fellow JMRC colleague, Spex, sitting towards the back, and I waved, taking my seat next to them.

            “I wasn’t sure if you were going or not, but I’m happy to see you!” I exclaimed. “Honestly, this makes me feel a lot better about wherever this tour is going to take us.”

“Is that you, Stynth?” said an all too familiar upbeat voice behind me. Dr. Aleister Crolley was seated in the back row, peering through the window in an attempt to recognize their surroundings. “My goodness! What an honor.” 

A tourist excursion to the middle of nowhere is honestly the last thing I expected the Hazers to invest in, but considering their record in Marbula One and the past three Marble Leagues, I suppose they’re trying to capitalize off of the hype. The tour, entitled “Haze Getaways”, travels throughout Marblearth and, somewhere along the way, stops at the Hazers’ training grounds that were featured in their Marbula One poster. During the entire bus ride, cell service is blocked from inside the bus, all of the windows are smoked out, and the driver doesn’t tell you where you’re going: only forward.

After nearly a day of travel, the windows cleared up, and there we were: towards the peak of a mountain with fog curling upwards from others in the range. The air was thin when our tour group left the bus, but we had made it to the fabled home of the Hazers.

Spex poses for a photoshoot with the Hazers at their home—in front of a green screen in our Haze Getaways tour bus. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

Coach Smokey led the two of us away from the tour group, and we scaled the mountain further for some time. “It’s not often we see officials make the trip, so we really appreciate it,” Smokey said after some time, thanking us.

            “I wouldn’t miss it for the world,” Spex assured.

We reached the peak of the mountain after about an hour of hiking. There, we found them—the five members of the Hazers—meditating beneath the cherry blossoms.

            “Take a deep breath,” Hazy said, calmly. “Put down your notepad. Let go. Live.”

At a moment that felt like a lifetime, we breathed in and out together, seemingly at peace. But I opened my eyes a sliver at a crucial moment, hearing something move ever so slightly in front of me. It was Coach Smokey, who darted past me to descend the steep staircase we had just scaled.

When we got back to the bus an hour ago, Dr. Crolley was nowhere to be found. They weren’t even mentioned when Coach Smokey took attendance.

Illustrated by Betawolfs, I watched other Huazhens meditate on a cliff across from us when we reached the peak of the mountain. (Art Credit: Betawolfs)

Sometime later, the Hazers received an invite to Marbula One Season 2, one that they, as the runners-up in Season 1, were likely expecting. They submitted both Hazy and Smoggy to return as racers, and in early November, the Hazers and their fans were ready to support their team at the Minty Mania Grand Prix in Herbotamia. There, Smoggy claimed the first pole position of the season, earning one point, and placed twelfth in the race, earning another point. Thus, the Hazers started their second Marbula One season in eleventh with just two points.

The Hazers’ season trended downward from then on—Hazy only scored at the Aquamaring to close out the first third of the season, leaving their team in nineteenth overall with a paltry three points, ahead of only the Jungle Jumpers with one point. Skip earned that one point in a Grand Prix that the Hazers failed to qualify for, ending a perfect attendance streak that had lasted since the 2018 Marble League in JMR main tournament events. Hazy declined interviews following that qualifying performance at the O’raceway, disappearing into the fields of corn outside of the stadium.

At this point, another mysterious report for The Rollout, which desperately needed articles, appeared. After not hearing from the investigator for months, the mail team brought piles of manila folders up to the executive staff, which thoroughly reviewed Dr. Crolley’s claims of a breakthrough on what they claimed “The Prophecy” to be. A spokesmarble for the staff released a summary cross-examined and certified by Dr. Crolley that read:

The results from my findings tentatively indicate that this prophecy is directly connected to the Hazers…that it must have something to do with their inconsistencies. From my gatherings, I believe this to be some sort of a curse…and although I feel the third-place curse has been ruled out, the host’s curse remains quite plausible. Why do I say that this is a curse? Well, why else would the prophecy talk about “making a curse to stand the test of time”? That’s all I’ve been able to translate so far of this ancient calligraphy, but when I know more, you’ll be the first to know.

Intrigued, the staff invited Dr. Crolley to the Tumult Turnpike GP to discuss their study and the potential of a partnership. There, Hazy seemed like they were doomed to repeat another poor performance, as they qualified in eleventh.

“Why is Hazy doing another race after just showing up last week at the Aquamaring?? What, do they think they have any momentum from their one point?” a fan with an egregiously neon-green Limers jersey boasted from the stands.

“If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s not smart to bet against the Hazers,” said Dr. Crolley calmly, hearing the fan rant from across the grandstands. “We’ll have to wait and see what happens here.”

When they started rolling in the race, Hazy remained largely unnoticed, save for a mention from Greg Woods of their speed in the 90-degree turn section in Sector 2, at Turns 5 and 6. There, Hazy overtook Sea with ease, rising to eighth in positions.

(Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)
"Nice bit of speed there from Hazy, down that front stretch..." ~Greg Woods
(Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Eleven laps later, Hazy used that same front stretch as an opportunity to pass Mallard and Yellow Eye to enter the top four. Hazy lunged forward in the next lap, passing Starry in the banked turn, speeding past Limelime heading into Turn 5, and passing Bolt after Turn 6 to take the lead.

Then, a yellow flag was drawn, sending out a Safety Marble to push back the chicane in Turn 11 that had been coming loose throughout the entire race. Few overtakes occurred during the last lap, and that was exactly what Hazy needed to win the Tumult Turnpike GP.

“Looking back, Hazy made some transcendental overtaking on the third-to-last and second-to-last laps. And Hazy got the lead in the penultimate lap, and then of all things the Safety Marble came out on the final lap, so everyone slowed down and couldn’t really overtake each other,” Fouc explained to a group of fans following the race.

Little Mighty, former head of The Rollout, gazes above the Hazers as they claim the top step of the podium in Hunluen. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Smoggy followed their teammate’s performance with fourth in the Arctic Circuit Grand Prix, and the Hazers finished the first half of Season 2 in sixth overall.

“No need to start any rumors about a ‘runners-up curse’,” joked Coach Smokey. “We had a rough start, but now, we’re here to win.”

Shortly after the end of the first half of Season 2, the Marble League Winter Special was formally announced as an invitational with sixteen teams. Having placed sixth in the 2018 Marble League, the Hazers were ecstatic to announce that they would compete in the Winter Special. 

Rather than taking a backseat to train and rest ahead of the second half of Marbula One, Smoggy and Hazy elected to compete in the first two events, the Ice Dash and Snowboard Cross.

“I felt in my element after those last few [Marbula One] races, and if that could lead to success in the Winter Special, then I was going to go for it,” reflected Smoggy. “My instinct ended up being correct.”

In a tight photo-finish, Smoggy finished just behind Blue Eye in the Ice Dash, pulling off another incredible finish ahead of Momo to earn a silver. Although Hazy missed out on the showdown between Aqua and Bolt for first and second, they finished well ahead of Astron to earn a bronze, lifting the Hazers into first overall with three events to go.

Smoggy’s silver in the Ice Dash gave the Hazers a fighting chance to chase the Winter Special title that had eluded them in their rookie season. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“This is why I ruled out the third-place curse,” a fan overheard Dr. Crolley muttering in the stands. “The Hazers are simply too good for any performance-based curse to defy them.”

The next few events didn’t go as well as the team hoped – Misty was unable to repeat their Speed Skating gold, finishing seventh, and the team placed eleventh in Bobsled. But they were still one of seven teams that could win the Winter Special by the final event, Ice Hockey, and the Hazers did everything they could to advance out of the heats, scoring eight goals against the Balls of Chaos’ four. 

Going up against Team Galactic in the quarterfinals, the Hazers swarmed to the defense in the first half, even knocking over their own goalie in the process to prevent their opponents from scoring. However, the Hazers themselves did not score, and in the second half, Team Galactic edged one ball bearing in over their opponents to advance.

Cloudy depended on their teammates to help block any incoming goals when knocked off their pedestal. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Their results were still strong enough for sixth in Ice Hockey, and for the Hazers to claim third overall in the Marble League Winter Special with 59 points. Fans looked to Smoggy for a statement, who would have secured an overall victory for the team if they had beaten Blue Eye in the Ice Dash. The athlete disappeared without a trace following the closing ceremony, and the team took no interviews as well.

“It’s quite fascinating how close they were, and how they managed to get third again…is their predicament not the absence of doing well, but the constant of them doing well?” ruminated Dr. Crolley.

“The Hazers are trash in the moments that count,” answered a fan wearing a Limers jersey, the only visible one in the stands. “They’re fierce competitors who roll their boulders all the way to the top only for them to crush the Hazers on the way down.”

“That’s quite profound,” Dr. Crolley responded.

“Oh, I didn’t come up with that. The Dino did that one.” The fan laughed to themselves. “Heh. It’s funny because the Hazers suck at Block Pushing, too! No way they could roll boulders to the top of Mount Huaze, or wherever they’re from. Who cares, anyway?”

The above conversation was documented in an official request sent to the JMRC regarding the remaining Marbula One Grands Prix. Although sent anonymously, the Committee knew at once who had sent it—Dr. Crolley.

And they approved the request, confirming the Misty Mountain GP as the tenth Grand Prix of Season 2.

Following the midseason break, Smoggy reappeared to represent the Hazers at the Raceforest Grand Prix, failing to qualify in twentieth overall. This time, Smoggy took one interview, which asked if they were frustrated after coming so close in the Winter Special. 

Their response was simple and familiar. “That is in the past, and it is not important. Who we are now and what we do here is what is important.”

Hazy surged at the Momotorway, qualifying in seventh and finishing fifth. Building off of their teammate’s momentum, Smoggy effectively ended the Hazers’ midseason drag after qualifying in fourth and finishing third at the Palette Park Grand Prix. They took the third step of the podium with their Team Aquathlon contemporaries, the Savage Speeders and Midnight Wisps, who had battled back yet another tense photo-finish to come out on top.

Smoggy passed Tumult at the finish line to earn their third career Marbula One medal at Season 2’s Palette Park GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Hazers collectively disappeared after the race wrapped up, following the formal announcement of their Misty Mountain Grand Prix as the next track. The JMRC, members of JMR Staff, and other officials were permitted to board specially-equipped Haze Getaway buses from Van Gotterdam a few days later to finalize and approve the course as ready for racing. Individuals went through a strict screening process being allowed to board each transport, verifying tickets, and preventing any suspicious activity that could compromise the Hazers’ mystery.

Few marbles tried to board without receiving an invitation, but Dr. Aleister Crolley was one of them – and even with the support of Committee members Fouc and Stynth, the investigator had no choice but to reach the Misty Mountain GP on their own. Unable to join a fan caravan to the unspecified location (which had the same measures of security as the local Haze Getaway buses), Crolley joined other general fans on a trek sponsored by the Hazers known as the “Hazy Hike”. Starting at the foothills of Mount Huaze, the hike would be led by native Huazhens through the thick mist of the valley, concluding at the location of the course.

Crolley expected the hike to be extremely unpopular, but despite the fog being thick enough to only see five lengths ahead, hundreds of marbles were present when the hike was scheduled to begin. Crolley handed in their waiver form to the Huazhen official as they sulked to the back of the line, where they suddenly perked up.

“By glass! You’re Greg Woods, aren’t you?”

Woods turned around to face the investigator. “Hey there! Good to see a familiar face on this road. Are you ready?”

“About as ready as I’ll ever be, now!” Crolley pulled out their compass, only for the needle to be frozen no matter which direction they spun in. “Although I have to ask…is this a security measure, too?”

“I never thought of using a compass here. Hmm. Perhaps we’re in the midst of a geomagnetic anomaly…one that spans this entire region.”

The Hazy Hike concluded amid a rocky plain, where an all too familiar red-and-white tower had been constructed for officials to oversee the Misty Mountain GP. The mist was lighter around the plain, allowing fans in the stands to see the course in front of them, but not quite the entire course.

The red-and-white tower seen at the top right corner of this panorama marked the end of the Hazy Hike for the tourists who’d braved the journey. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I heard rumors about the Hazers supposedly taking part in mystic rituals around this place,” noted one fan who had braved the hike. “I asked them, they just looked at me with a look of sheer confusion and pity. Smoggy broke the silence: ‘What?’ Coach Smokey was more solemn: ‘Stereotypes are hurtful.’ I realized that this was a stupid question.”

The reward for completing the hike was an opportunity for fans to meet the team, which the team offered for the first time in franchise history. Fan caravans and Haze Getaway buses pulled into the plain as the meet-and-greet concluded, and security officials carefully escorted fans into the grandstands, making sure everyone was accounted for.

“Shrouded in mist, and up until recently, shrouded in secrecy, but the Hazers welcome Marbula One to Misty Mountain where they pull back the curtain on this sled-shaped racetrack. The road to get here, though, not so much,” Greg Woods commented. ”That was covered in fog, several marbles got lost, and I still don’t entirely know where we are.”

Of course, one of those marbles that had gotten lost was Dr. Crolley, who Woods noted had disappeared what seemed like within the first hour of the hike. As Hazy qualified in sixteenth, barely ahead of Razzy, security officials brought Dr. Crolley behind the grandstands to be investigated. Security footage, which was curiously devoid of haze, captured the moment to be reviewed by the JMRC following Qualifiers.

“What are you hiding??? I can’t think of a better reason why so many of you were posted in Huazhen Castle…you must know something I don’t! But I’ll tell you! The host’s curse will strike tomorrow against Hazy…and they’ll place dead last! The prophecy has claimed it to be so!”

That night, it was reported that Stynth visited Dr. Crolley in isolation, and left looking rather distraught. But nothing would be as distressing as the events of the race the next day…events that would throw Jelle’s Marble Runs as we knew it into peril.

The safety marble missed Bumble and Clutter with a turn as smooth as…margarine. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Despite testing well in individual runs, Turn 6 of the course was too brutal of a turn during the race, causing Bumble to get stranded on the course in Lap 9 after running too close to Cerulean and into the outer curve. The chaos that ensued was ironic: as the Safety Marble lane was lifted, Clutter followed, having gotten stuck there on Lap 7. The Safety Marble grazed Bumble, but Clutter made the same mistake as Bumble, as they ran too hard into the Safety Marble, then the outer curve, and with their momentum arrested, came to a stop next to Bumble. 

“I’m furious that I got stuck there, yes. But I’m more furious at myself for allowing myself to get stuck there. I was too aggressive on the turn, and it didn’t pay off,” Bumble said after the race.

“I guess I was too aggressive heading out of the conveyor belt,” mused Clutter. “I never thought you could get stuck so easily in the safety lane. I’m curious as to why the race officials didn’t raise yellow and red flags sooner. Were they asking for chaos?”

Four attempts were given to the Safety Marble to free Bumble and Clutter, but they were unable to do so before the officials hastily drew a red flag, ruling that the race would be restarted using the most recent positions. At this point, Hazy was eighth in the race order, having clawed up four positions naturally since the start of the race and owing two more to the earlier disasters at Turn 6.

The restarted race order, featuring Hazy in the middle. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“It always feels out of reach when I have a bad starting position,” admitted Hazy in a post-race interview. “But this felt different than any time it’s felt before. It felt like I had an opportunity given to me by destiny.”

Hazy entered the top five quickly enough, and by Lap 16, rode the jetstream of a draft behind Rapidly into the lead. They would trade that lead with Rapidly for the rest of the race, but in the end, Hazy would finish in lockstep with Mallard and Rapidly trailing them to win their home Grand Prix, the first athlete to do so in Marbula One history.

Far behind them, Clementin became the third athlete to get trapped at Turn 6, and thus, the third athlete to get lost in the mist at the Misty Mountain GP.

In addition to their victory at home, Hazy became the second Marbula One athlete to win a Grand Prix from the furthest starting position, the first being Wospy at Palette Park. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Although the mood on the podium was celebratory, officials clashed over the track design, final approval, and rulings made during the race in the coming weeks. The final two Grands Prix were delayed following a strike from construction companies, the Jelle’s Marble Runs Committee unanimously disbanded due to continued unresolved concerns, and Dr. Crolley broke out of containment while JMR Staff were en route to Knikkegen. A few days after their escape, Dr. Crolley self-published a comprehensive collection of their notes and hypotheses surrounding “the prophecy of Huazhen Castle”. 

After nearly a year of leaving Crolley’s speculations unanswered, Hazers manager Shade responded to the claim in a rare official statement:

On 25 March 2021, Dr. Aleister Crolley was discovered on the private property of Huazhen Castle looking for what they claimed to be a “prophecy” about our team, the Hazers. This claim is inaccurate, for they unknowingly stole a secret Huazhen soup recipe, a course that we’ve made to stand the test of time…and the contents of which we will not reveal in this statement. We will be pursuing action against Dr. Crolley for trespassing in an attempt to steal a tradition that is exclusively ours.

Reports surfaced in the following weeks of a settlement between the two parties, which the Hazers confirmed in a second, even more rare official statement.

Almost one month after their Misty Mountain Grand Prix, the Hazers returned to race at the Savage Speedway GP in Accellaise, with Smoggy qualifying in fifteenth. Like their teammate in the previous race, Smoggy was able to vastly improve on their starting position, finishing fifth. With one Grand Prix to go, the Hazers were second in the overall standings with 107 points. They would finish their season at the Midnight Bay Circuit in Helarve, where they had famously choked away a championship in Season 1.

“That won’t happen again,” Hazy promised after qualifying in twelfth. “We’ve nearly clinched the podium, and this time, it won’t be an uphill battle to keep it.”

Despite their battle for the lead at the Misty Mountain GP, Hazy sorely underestimated Rapidly, who bolted ahead from their starting position in tenth to eventually take the lead and fastest lap. Behind them in last, Mallard rose ten spots throughout the race to finish in sixth, earning ten points to finish the season with 115 points.

Hazy was wrong. They finished fourteenth, meaning the Hazers would finish off the podium in fourth overall. Hazy finished eighth in the Racer’s Championship, and Smoggy finished thirteenth, to conclude a successful Marbula One season, albeit crushing at its end.

Hazy crosses the finish line of Season 2’s Midnight Bay GP in a blur. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

In the short offseason between Marbula One and the 2021 Marble League, the Hazers had little planned but training…until they received a special recommendation to compete in a new competition.

“Came somewhat as a surprise to us,” Coach Smokey admitted, on one evening leading up to the event. 

The Cranthym Challenges comprised a new tournament that featured a mix between sports and puzzles, a unique competition compared to many that came before it. The Hazers team had been invited by the Balls of Chaos, who they later found out had also informed other high performing Marble League teams such as the Savage Speeders and O’rangers. Attending were also Pinkies, Kobalts, Green Ducks, and a number of teams that the Hazers were seemingly unfamiliar with.

The Hazers, thankful for this interesting-sounding break from the usual training, took up the recommendation immediately and in late March, joined their fellow marble teams at the opening of the Cranthym Challenges.

The Hazers and their manager, Shade, personally accept the Balls of Chaos’ invitation to compete in the Cranthym Challenges. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

“I’m quite excited actually. And I think the rest of the team are, also,” Smoggy told the sole reporter who had traveled from the Hazers’ hometown to watch the Challenges. This wasn’t unusual, the entire competition seemed to be on the low down, even from the busier high reputation teams like Green Ducks who had hurried over from their Golden Egg Circuit in order to participate.

“We actually know a fair few of the teams here,” Hazy added, grinning. “Of course we know the teams who compete in the Marble League and Marbula One, but there’s also the Guild of Wit and the Magusi, who many years ago we used to be decently friendly with.”

Despite the friendships in the Challenges, the competition was fierce as each team was to be pushed to the limits with their mental strength and teamwork. The competition was made up of ten different challenges, where the team that ended with the most points at the end would be awarded the Cranthym Crown. 

The first challenge that the teams had to compete in was a maze, and as if by a stroke of luck, the Hazers began the new experience with a success. Navigating the maze as a team in the fastest time, they won the first-ever Cranthym Challenge, earning themselves ten points. Their fellow teams, Guild of Wit and Magusi had done less well, being placed seventh and tenth respectively. Team Strix, a new team the Hazers were unfamiliar with, achieved silver and the O’rangers won bronze.

The Hazers proceeded to perform fairly averagely, with ninth in the second challenge, a second place in a challenge that involved navigating with a map to locate a hidden item, a sixth-place, and then another ninth place following that.

“We’ve been doing alright, but we could definitely do better. It’s a lot harder than you’d imagine, it’s nothing like the Marble League. Of course, there are some skills that transfer, but these Challenges are really testing us. I’m sure it’s going to massively help our performance in the Marble League later,” Hazy confided with the reporter after the fifth challenge.

Despite Hazy’s hopes of improving, the team continued with their fairly average results. They achieved an eighth place, followed by a fifth that was partially due to Misty unintentionally stumbling across a key very early on. A particularly difficult challenge that required looking into a mirror that had no reflections of the teams, only to realize it was not a mirror, after all, left the team with an eleventh place position, and the first result that yielded them no points.

“Ironically, in terms of points we are doing quite well,” Foggy stated to the team, with the reporter nearby. They turned to explain. “Of course as in each event every team achieves a place, up to sixteenth, but only those up to tenth actually achieve any points. And unlike the Marble League, there is no special point bundle for whoever comes first. Cranthym Challenges really relies on consistency and consistently good finishes.”

“We’re on 37 points, right? That puts us provisionally third, tied with Whizlers. Guild of Wit, our old friends are currently in first, and Balls of Chaos are in second. But we’ve still got two events to go, so it could be anyone’s game, really,” Hazy confirmed.

And so the battle was on. A complicated challenge that necessitated both creativity and logic while thinking outside the box earned the Hazers a gold, almost ensuring them a decent finish. While what they had said before still stood, it was anyone’s game, they were definitely doing well and that was something they could feel proud of, however the last challenge went. Their other fellow team, Magusi achieved the silver in this penultimate challenge, while the Green Ducks took the bronze.

“And so, it all comes down to this…” an unidentified voice boomed down on the voices as they huddled together in the cold rain at the edge of an expansive forest that they could barely see into. “Make your way in, complete the puzzles, and they will lead you to victory…” The teams shivered, unsure of what to think of this seemingly dangerous task. Even Tumult, of the Balls of Chaos could be seen frowning into the darkness. Smoggy, however, grinned. They turned to Hazy and whispered; “we’ve got this. It’s just fog to begin with, we’re used to that. Then it’s the puzzles. We’ve got this.” And they were off.

The Hazers enjoy the flora of Panda Park. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

It was a number of hours later when the first team emerged, triumphant. It was the Whizlers, who had been provisionally second with the Balls of Chaos, and upon realizing they were the first out, were joyous in the chance they had of winning. All they needed was for the Hazers to be fifth or more. The Whizlers were closely followed by Team Strix, a team who looked both like they had thoroughly enjoyed the excitement of the puzzles within the dark forest, and like they were glad to now be out. Some time passed before the Amber Skies hurried out, with the O’rangers right on their tail, disappointed to have just missed out on bronze. The Whizlers broke into cheers while congratulating those other teams who had navigated their way out. Finally, the Hazers emerged, with a smile, even as they saw that the Whizlers had just beaten them.

“Honestly, they deserve it. This was their third gold and to be honest, they’d been doing just as well as us all throughout,” a relieved but soaked Misty admitted. 

Gradually, the rest of the teams emerged from the forest, sharing stories on the particular puzzles they had struggled with, and any mishaps that they felt hindered them. The Green Ducks, followed by the Balls of Chaos. Cereballums, Pinkies, and then P-rolldigies took up the remaining points earning positions. As the sky began to darken and the air became more bitter with the teams starting to wrap up warmer while being handed out hot chocolates, the remaining teams started to appear and join their fellow competitors. It had reached the time in which the teams were to head back to the Cranthym Hall, and only one team, Guild of Wit, was remaining in the forest. The successful teams headed back to the warmth of the hall and positioned themselves on chairs together in front of the stage, awaiting the Awards Ceremony and closing of the unforgettable Challenges.

The Hazers sat by the Balls of Chaos and Team Strix, both teams who had done well in the Challenges.

“That last challenge was a bit unexpected,” Anarchy of the Balls of Chaos said to Hazy. “We actually really enjoyed it though. The thrill of potential danger. But danger that can be avoided by working together. Honestly, I wonder if something could be done…” they trailed off, as the captain of Team Strix leaned over, laughing in agreement. “Count us in, we…” They stopped suddenly, looking out at the door where the Guild of Wit had suddenly appeared, wrapped up in blankets but looking cheerful. The captain, Witley, grinned at the Hazers, who had all taken a huge sigh of relief at the arrival of their friends.

The awards ceremony following the Cranthym Challenges. (Art Credit: Phoenix)

An elderly marble appeared and rolled to center stage.

“It has been so great to have you all here. Every single one of you has proved that with quick thinking, teamwork, and logic, even the hardest problems can be overcome. While I hope you take this knowledge with you where you go in life, the awarding of the Cranthym Crown is yet to occur.”

As expected, the Whizlers had achieved 54 points in total, which gave them first position. The team rolled up onto the stage and claimed their prizes. A spectacular crown, as well as a large trophy. The Captain of the team remained on stage while the rest of the team headed back to their seats. The Hazers, through all their hard work and dedication, had placed second. Full of pride and happiness, the team made their way up to the stage where they were presented with flowers. Team Strix, the third-place team took the place as the team headed back to their seats leaving Hazy behind. The Balls of Chaos had come third, and the Green Ducks, fifth. Their friends, Guild of Wit, despite having been disqualified from the final Challenge due to having had to be rescued after a mistake caused injury to a member, still managed to finish sixth.

The final standings of the Cranthym Challenges, where the Hazers finished second overall. (Design Credit: Stynth)

“Are we proud? We are absolutely proud,” Hazy told the reporter just before they were due to return home. “Far beyond showing the talent of our team, we have all learnt a valuable lesson in the use of intellect, logic and teamwork in order to persevere.”

“And it’s been a great experience. Has been wonderful getting to participate as well as seeing some friends, both old and current! We’d not seen Guild of Wit and Magusi for a while. Oh, and Witley, their captain, has confirmed that Wittham is doing alright. You know, the one that got injured in the forest,” Misty piped up.

And with that, the team left, ready to return to their usual training for the upcoming Marble League. In the middle of May, Smoggy traveled alone to Felynia to represent the Hazers in the 2021 Marble League Practice Race, held at the legendary Cat’s Dunes outside of the city. There, they placed eleventh, and returned the next day to…wherever they’re from.

Smoggy, pictured after finishing in the Practice Race, meditates by the Iris Oasis. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

In RetRollSpective, the high performances of the Hazers put the team in a very good position for the first half of the 2018 Marble League, secured their spot in sixth place despite an overcast second half, and carried through the 2019 Marble League to a podium finish. The Hazers had a remarkable rookie season, becoming famous in the marblebase, an even better second season, and a successful debut in Marbula One. Best of luck to the Hazers in the near future, keep on rolling!

Credits

  • Writers: Phoenix, Stynth
  • Editors: Edu G. J., Smacg13
  • Artists: Betawolfs, Jack Ironhide, Phoenix
  • Graphic Designers: Fouc, Novawolf, Stynth, Tim Ritz
  • Photographers: Jelle’s Marble Runs, Phoenix
  • Release: 30/11/2021

RetRollSpective – Midnight Wisps

Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re focusing on the Midnight Wisps, the champions of Marble League 2018. Read on to see how this team strikes the competition!

The official logo for the Midnight Wisps, designed by Tim Ritz.

“It may seem like we came out of nowhere,” Wispy, the team captain, remarked. “That’s funny. Harva isn’t nowhere. It’s somewhere special: a place we are proud to call our home.”

The Midnight Wisps hail from the taiga east of Helarve. The five met on a bus tour to Harva National Park and got into a deep conversation about the upcoming 2016 Marble League. Midway through the walking portion of the tour, they decided to abandon their group, opting to race through the forest instead. To their misfortune, the five were caught trespassing and got banned and fined from the park.

“Yeah…that wasn’t the smartest decision we made, at least in the legal sense,” Wospy chuckled. “But I wouldn’t take that day back, otherwise, I wouldn’t have met my friends. I guess it was a blessing in disguise.”

Upon paying off their fine, Wispy, Wespy, Wospy, and Wuspy decided to form a team to train for the following year’s Marble League, which, according to rumors, was taking applicants from around the world. The team’s name was inspired by the renowned Helarve Clock Tower and by the region’s legendary “Willow Wisps”: 

“I hadn’t yet hit the age requirement to join the Marble League, so I helped the four of them out with training,” Waspy, the Wisps’ reserve member, stated. “We found a valley in a forest to train in, equidistant to where we were all from. One night, Wuspy thought they saw blue lights in the trees, just like those wisps. Wespy thought they were crazy. Wispy ignored them and felt inspired, so they suggested that we name ourselves the Midnight Wisps.”

The famous Willow Wisps. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

The team’s application was accepted in early 2017, much to their surprise. They trained so frequently and so vigorously leading up to their arrival in Knikkegen that summer that they didn’t even know which four teams had prequalified and which new teams would be joining them in an attempt to qualify for the first time.

Admittedly, the Wisps did not perform strongly in the Qualifiers, placing last in the Relay to start and only placing as high as eighth by the third event, leaving them in second-to-last with one event to go. It was only with Wospy’s first-place finish in Funnel Spinning that the team was able to qualify in seventh out of the sixteen teams, but they had done enough. The Midnight Wisps were in the Marble League.

The Midnight Wisps debuted poorly in the main tournament’s version of Funnel Spinning as well, placing thirteenth, but earned a silver medal with Wespy’s performance in the Long Jump. A sixth-place finish in the Fidget Spinner Collision event brought the Wisps to fifth place overall, but their performance during the event caused more conflict than celebration.

“I had no idea what happened until the replay showed. I was already off the arena at that point, but I could hear the screaming.” Wuspy shuddered. “It’s one of the most painful things I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t ever wish that on anyone.”

“Everyone thought that I hit them on purpose. I don’t think the fans understand, not even the fan who infiltrated the arena. None of us were prepared for the fidget spinners—they threw us out of control, ricocheting across the arena like pinballs. I don’t know how the rules committee at the time approved of that. And, despite all of that, I could not feel more guilty for what happened to Momomomo. It’s something I will carry with me for the rest of my career,” Wispy added.

2017’s Fidget Spinner Collision: an event that will live on in infamy. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

After the event ended, the Wisps tried to reach Team Momo, but the doctors forbade fans and marble athletes from visiting. The team donated money and other resources to Momomomo and the rest of the team for the remainder of the season.

The Midnight Wisps continued to place in the middle of the standings until the ninth event, Steeplechase, where they earned a bronze medal. In the Underwater Race, they pulled an upset over the O’rangers, who had set a new Marble League record in the event, to win the event and their first gold medal.

Although the Midnight Wisps rose five spots in the standings to fourth place overall, they did not have enough points to challenge the O’rangers and Savage Speeders for the championship. In the final event, Sand Rally, the Midnight Wisps finished in seventh, accumulating nine points and remaining in fourth place overall at the end of the 2017 Marble League. Had they gained two more points, the team would have ended in third place overall and prequalified for the 2018 Marble League.

The Midnight Wisps took the Underwater Race podium as a team to celebrate their first gold medal. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Though the marblebase may not remember how close the team was to get on the podium—in their rookie year—the Wisps remembered, especially when they found themselves in a similar situation after the Ice Hockey event in 2018. They made sure to rectify what needed to be improved, and, overall, hoped for the best. 

Midnight Miracle

a feature by Jaiden

This feature incorporates the script from Marble Sports Films’s “Midnight Miracle” in nearly its original form, with minor edits. Feel free to watch the original videos here:

It was announced that the Marble League for 2018 would be a brand new Winter Edition, the first of its kind. This gave the Wisps an advantage. They trained in the cold and would roll in the cold. The Wisps had just missed auto-qualification by one spot, but this didn’t distract them. They were willing to work hard to prove that the phrase “Will of the Wisps” wasn’t just a saying for the team. They were picked to be in Group B, and their qualifiers were pretty successful and consistent, very much unlike their 2017 Qualifiers. 

The first event of the Qualifiers was Curling, without a doubt the longest in history. It would take lots of endurance for a long period, and the Wisps were ready for that. It didn’t look like it early on, however, as their first two marbles didn’t play out too well. They had zero points and needed the others to step up. Both would end up doing so as they both got on the board and the Gliding Glaciers, meanwhile, put themselves off the board, giving the Wisps an easy win. In the next round, they would have a very low-scoring battle with the Jungle Jumpers. Only one marble managed to score points, luckily, it was a Wisp, and they advanced once again. 

In the final, they faced the Oceanics, and it was pretty close. The Oceanics were leading by one, and the Wisps needed to get closer to the center to win, but Wuspy wasn’t able to get there. They did tie it up, but the Oceanics won by a distance. They did get second place though, and the rest of the Qualifiers was filled with consistency, but maybe not in the right places: only getting fourth or fifth for the next three events.

They hung around second for the first three events, but their spot was in jeopardy after the third event, especially when they only got fifth in the final event of the Qualifiers. That allowed another team to pass them, and the Kobalts came just one point away from besting the Wisps, who qualified by one point, the slimmest margin possible. 

The Midnight Wisps’ qualification in 2018 would “definitely not not for sure not foreshadow what’s not going to happen, maybe”, per Marble Sports Films. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs/Marble Sports Films)

The first event of Marble League 2018, the 5 Meter Ice Dash, wasn’t that bad. Wespy did get past the first round. but they were way more unsuccessful in the second. Pinky Rosa of the Pinkies just edged them and Wespy finished in eighth. Of course, this was the beginning of the competition and anything could change with just one medal. Wospy themselves was confident, saying: “We’ll get it together, you’ll see.” 

The next event begged to differ, however. It was the Ski Jump. They were expected to do well in the Ski Jump just based on the fact that they were able to get a silver in the previous year’s Long Jump. To be fair, it was a different marble that jumped and clearly, that difference was a pretty big one. Wispy was the one to jump and they were only able to muster up fourteenth. This was very disappointing for Wispy, and it would end up being their worst individual performance of the year, not to mention it dropped them to eleventh. With only two events down, they had only scored ten points and were down by 30, but luckily it only went uphill from here, and that 30 points would start to shrink.

The next event was the Halfpipe. Back in the Qualifiers, the Halfpipe almost cost them qualification, so there was an improvement to be made. Their competition would be rather tough. They faced none other than the Savage Speeders, a former champion. Wispy talked about the pressure to be in their presence, saying; “It’s very nerve-racking. They’ve been around since the beginning and before that. But we’ll keep our cool like we always do. We promise this won’t get to us.”

They indeed kept their promise and would win the heat against the Speeders. Halfway through the competition, their time held them at second. One more heat was to go, and they were paired with the Balls of Chaos, who made the best time so far. The Wisps weren’t able to win their heat, and—even worse—their time was significantly worse than their last. Luckily their first heat time was so good that they were still able to podium, but unluckily they were beaten by the Speeders. Bronze was still better than what they had before, and they were finally able to gain spots as they now sat at sixth.

The Midnight Wisps ascended the podium next to Savage Speeders and Balls of Chaos for the first time in 2018’s Halfpipe. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs/Marble Sports Films)

The next event was Bobsled. It was another that was solely on time rather than placement, and now they would be the only ones racing. They had a solid performance, but a lost marble at the end possibly cost them a gold medal. The Wisps were slotted into third, and that’s where they stayed. This was the first time they had gotten consecutive podiums and their new spot was now in fifth, just 22 points out of first place. But their next two events didn’t go too well. 

Every comeback starts with doubt, and these two events were that doubt for the Midnight Wisps. First up was Speed Skating. Their first two individual events did not go well, just ten points in two events, and that would continue here. Wospy was placed with the eventual gold medal winner Misty from the Hazers, and they were just not able to keep up with the rookies. A tenth place finish dropped them one spot to sixth, but they were still within a gold medal of first overall. They just needed to do better in the next event. Luckily for them, it was a team event and their two bronze medals were from team events. 

Wespy explained their lucky position in the standings, saying: “We’ve had some bottom half finishes. But we’re still in sixth. The whole field is very close right now. And we have to take advantage of that. Let’s continue that great team performance we’ve had so far in this Marble League.” 

Sadly though, that would not happen: this performance would be one of the worst in their career. The only time they were in frame for the race was during the turns, and the Limers (Yes, the Limers) dominated the Wisps. The Wisps themselves would finish in last, over a second behind the Balls of Chaos in fifteenth. The Wisps were not happy with this performance, dropping them to eleventh. After six events, the top ten were all just a gold medal away from first in 2018. Nobody was dominating; everyone battled with inconsistency. It would only be a matter of time before a team took advantage of the field, and that team would be the Midnight Wisps.

The standings after the first half of Marble League 2018 – with the Wisps only 27 points away from the lead. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs/Marble Sports Films)

The Snow Rally was the next event, which meant the Wisps had to participate in another individual event. With the three other athletes failing to achieve anything higher than eighth, management decided to throw in Wuspy. This was an opportunity to gain some much-needed momentum, especially after their two previous slumps. The Snow Rally had a very interesting scoring. They would race twice and give Snow Rally points for each race. They would add the total from both races and use average times as tiebreakers. 

Race 1 started great for the Wisps, as they were in the top three with Tangerin from the O’rangers and Whizzy from the Savage Speeders. It’s hard to tell what happened to the team, as the Speeders got a big lead and were the only ones on camera. Wuspy was third at one point, but they would end up dropping two more spots to finish the first race in fifth, earning 12 Snow Rally points. Race 2 was much better. Wuspy jumped out to the lead and held it for almost the entire race. As they were approaching the line, Wuspy took a big bump that looked beneficial at first, but it would end up harming the marble. As Wuspy gained so much speed, they were unable to see the bumps that could stop them, and one bump did stop them. The bump was so bad, that Wuspy fell to third and nearly to fourth. 

Luckily, their total Snow Rally points were 26, they got bronze. They lost out by one point to the Speeders for silver. The Wisps were now down on the leaderboard by 21.

Wuspy earned another bronze to a Speeders’ silver in 2018’s Snow Rally. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs/Marble Sports Films)

Next up would be the Snowboard Cross, another individual event they looked to keep the momentum going from the last event, and they did that. Wespy was the one to go and they didn’t do too bad—another top-half finish in sixth. The only bad news was the team on top, this time the Speeders, finished ahead of them. They were now 23 points out of first, still within a gold medal. 

Wespy gave some thoughts on their performance, saying: “I thought I did very well to keep the momentum going. I finished close enough so that we were still just one medal away. We got another team event coming, we must improve from our last [outing].” They would indeed improve from their sixteenth place, but not by much.

The Midnight Wisps would face off against the Hazers in the first round of Curling. They did great to start with a 3-0 lead. After the Hazers got close and made it 3-2, Wospy came in clutch and made it 5-2. When the final Hazer came up, the Wisps led by three. It seemed like there was virtually no way they could blow it, but they did. Misty was the final Hazer, and they came in clutch for this team, making the final score 5-4 for the Hazers. The Midnight Wisps finished in tenth, but surprisingly, didn’t lose any points on the leaders. That’s how inconsistent every single team was. 

A bottom-half finish didn’t change anything for the Midnight Wisps, which was pretty crazy sitting at ninth, still just 23 points away from the leaders. It was now time for the Wisps we know now to show up. The Miracle was coming.

The final three events of the Marble League were the Biathlon, Ice Hockey, and the Sand Mogul Race, and it was time for things to get crazy. The Wisps were the third team to go, and their time was very good. Even though they didn’t get the best placement on the board, it carried them into first after that time, but three others would pass the Wisps: the Crazy Cat’s Eyes, who broke the record, the Thunderbolts, and the O’rangers. 

The bad news was that the Bolts and O’rangers were ahead of the Wisps, meaning they would be moving up along with the Wisps. Both would end up moving into the top five while the Wisps moved down a spot rather than up. They were now tenth, but they still managed to gain a point on the leaders. It was now a 22 point deficit between their team and the Oceanics. There were thirteen teams still in it to win. There were a lot of possibilities that could happen, but we all know which team was favored.

The 22-point deficit between the Oceanics and Wisps, with two events to go in 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs/Marble Sports Films)

Event 11 was Ice Hockey. Wispy talked about how this was the main event they’ve been preparing for, saying: “Our Collision performance was pretty average last year.”

“So, we did everything we could to train for that event,” added Waspy. “We flew home for a week after the Biathlon and skated across the river in our valley, getting the best control we could get on the ice. We huddled around each other as if we were the ball bearings.”

“We’ve been preparing for this one the most, as we knew it would be important down the stretch,” continued Wispy. “Now, it’s time for us to strike.”

The Wisps were in Group A, and the first matchup with the Pinkies showed promise. It seemed like they had a very good defense that would lead the way. Their next match with the Snowballs would prove that theory, as they shut them out while only scoring one goal. Their final matchup was with the Savage Speeders, a team that was in the top three. This match would end up being their only loss of the whole event. 

In the elimination rounds, they would first face Team Momary. It was a callback to their matchup last year with Team Momo which ended fatally. The Wisps once again showed off their defense and they shut out their opponents while only scoring once themselves. They focused heavily on their defense and only allowed two goals once so far. In the semifinals, they once again scored once, but Team Galactic scored on them too, meaning a rematch would commence. The Wisps eventually defeated Galactic, and in the final, they shut out the Minty Maniacs to win gold. 

The Midnight Wisps reached the ball bearings first in the final, taking their shot and scattering on their side to defend against any potential goals. But nobody came. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs/Marble Sports Films)

“Their training was magnificent. I’ve never seen anything like it,” Coach Wyspy mused. “I could tell they wanted that gold so, so badly. When the Minty Maniacs advanced to the finals, I saw a new team rise against them and claim the gold medal. From then on, I knew the Midnight Wisps would win the 2018 Marble League.”

The gold medal brought the team to fourth, and now they were just six points away from being the champions. It was going to be a tough battle, and Wispy would be the one going in the Sand Mogul Race. 

Ten teams had the chance to win the championship, the largest number at the time heading into the final event. In the first heat, Kinnowin of the O’rangers and Snow from the Snowballs were racing. Both were still in championship contention, but after the heats, they would not be. The O’rangers were knocked out by not advancing and the Snowballs were knocked out because of later teams advancing. That left only eight contenders for the championship. 

The second heat saw three championship contenders race; the Hazers (Smoggy), Oceanics (Ocean), and the Crazy Cat’s Eyes (Yellow Eye). By the end, only one of them would be eliminated. A clutch move by Smoggy helped them and Ocean move on, with the Crazy Cat’s Eyes eliminated as the only ones out of the heat. Six other contenders were left beside the Wisps. 

Two championship contenders were in the third heat; the Savage Speeders (Whizzy) and the Balls of Chaos (Tumult), and both of them would advance, but because of the other teams advancing, the Balls of Chaos were removed from contention. 

Now in the final heat, the Wisps (Wispy) contended against the Raspberry Racers (with Rizzy) and Thunderbolts (with Bolty). In the race, the Wisps would triumph over the rest and win the heat. The Thunderbolts were out once they were eliminated, but the Raspberry Racers were also out of contention too. By this point, six teams were eliminated from contention.

A graphic of the teams that were eliminated after the Sand Mogul heats. (Photo Credit: Marble Sports Films)

Four remained for the semi-finals. Semifinal A only saw one of those four, the Oceanics, but they were eliminated themselves. They were still in contention. however, if a few things went right. Spoiler alert: they did not. Semifinal B had the other three contenders. One was guaranteed to move on, but two would end up moving on, the Savage Speeders and the Midnight Wisps which eliminated the Hazers. They were the only ones left.

“Savage Speeders out to an early lead,” commentated Greg Woods. “Midnight Wisps up into second, they fend off a challenge. Can they get up there? Midnight Wisps take the win and they will advance. They could’ve stayed there; they didn’t have to make that last-second lunge to get up into first place, you will still advance into the finals since it’s the top two…”

If the Wisps wanted to win, they needed to beat the Speeders. Wispy, a marble that had never podiumed had the opportunity of a lifetime, and they executed on that chance.

“Midnight Wisps out to a big lead right off the bat, can anybody fight back? Savage Speeders are going to try it but it’s not going to work. The Midnight Wisps have done it!” exclaimed Greg Woods.

The Midnight Wisps stood atop the final podium as champions of Marble League 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs/Marble Sports Films)

With two gold medals in the final two events, the Midnight Wisps had completed one of the most incredible championships wins ever. They beat the Speeders by one point, the closest margin possible. After an outstanding rookie season, they showed that they were willing to better themselves, that they were willing to take their best opportunity when it presented itself. There was never a moment when they gave up. They fought hard knowing that there was still a chance. 

It’s an incredible year that will never be forgotten, and it will always be remembered as The Midnight Miracle.

(Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Thank you to Jaiden for providing the script of Marble Sports Films’ “Midnight Miracle” as a feature for this RetRollSpective.


True to Greg Woods’ commentary, the Midnight Wisps and their fans partied until the break of dawn that night and throughout the next week. Their victory tour around the world started and ended in Harva due to popular demand from fans, with a surprise appearance by Willow Wisps themselves gathering around the Helarve Clock Tower to celebrate their homecoming. Two months passed before the Midnight Wisps were able to reclaim their private life and begin training for the 2019 Marble League.

The Wisps surprised fans during the 100 Meter Water Race when Wespy got caught early on in the race, unable to complete the race. In the Amazing Maze Marble Race, the team was eliminated during the first heat in Group E, even though they got second place in the heat. Their score was not enough to compete against the O’rangers and Savage Speeders, two second-place teams that did move on to the semi-finals, and then, the finals.

The Friendly Round for the 2019 Marble League, which featured the four auto-qualified teams, fared better for the team. The team got second place in all events except for the Underwater Race, where they finished third. The team finished in third place overall, in a comfortable five-point margin above the Savage Speeders and two points behind the O’rangers in second.

The Midnight Wisps entered the main tournament as the team to beat but began the season disappointingly as they placed in the middle of the pack during the first four events. The Savage Speeders dominated in contrast, holding a steady lead at the top of the standings until the fifth event, where they placed dead last in the 5 Meter Sprint. The Wisps placed second-to-last, earning just one point, and in the next event, the Midnight Wisps’ disqualification for pushing the relay block in the other lane denied them from scoring any points. They fell to thirteenth place overall.

The Wisps’ disqualification preceded an immediate and much-needed redemption. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“The stakes were high for the next few events, and I made that known to them,” Coach Wyspy disclosed. “It’s one thing for our team to make comebacks as we did in 2018. Comebacks like those are dependent on a series of early victories that give the team the spark it needs. That spark will eventually ignite a flame that grows into a serious force to be reckoned with. We didn’t have that spark yet.”

The team finally earned their first gold medal in the Block Pushing event, an event in which they had performed mediocrely in the 2017 Marble League. The team breathed a huge sigh of relief and followed swiftly in the next event by placing second to last in the Summer Biathlon.

Thankfully, their low finish was offset by two consolation points, which were granted to the team due to an equipment failure on the starting gate. Wuspy came back as strongly as they could in the next event, Hurdles, and earned the Wisps a second gold medal with a time of 8.744 seconds. Could the Wisps mount another comeback in the second half of a season?

Coach Wyspy congratulates Wuspy on their gold medal in Hurdles. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The answer was a resounding “no”. The Wisps tied for fifteenth in the Hubelino Maze, earning just one point alongside Team Galactic, and continued to place in the bottom half of most of the remaining events. The team’s only saving grace was their silver medal in Rafting, which raised them to fifth in the standings, their highest point of the 2019 Marble League. In the end, the Midnight Wisps finished in tenth place with 128 points, a place which they had been able to rise out of in previous games. This time, it was simply not to be.

Though the team as a whole was too distraught to speak up, Coach Wypsy addressed their disqualification in the postseason coaches’ conference, expressing: “I still don’t understand why my team was disqualified in the Relay. The block that was knocked over was not in the path of any passing athlete, and would not have changed their results.”

What would have been a request to revoke the disqualification was ultimately lost in the heat of the moment, as Coach Quickly expressed their dissent distastefully. Following the conference’s adjournment, however, the two coaches were seen approaching members of the Committee in solidarity. That moment would be critical in founding a unique relationship between the Speeders and Wisps going forward – even if the disqualification still stands to this day.

The Will of the Wisps

an addendum by Ghostly, NordiqueWhaler, and The Emperor

Following their disappointing tenth place finish, the Midnight Wisps returned to their home in Helarve. The team was dejected, for the first time not being in the top half. The disappointing scene was a stark contrast to the air of celebration from the prior year.

The team was in a state of shock, surprised at themselves for performing so poorly, hung up on their failures. They would simply roll around their training facilities without any drive behind their practice.

Coach Wyspy noticed as much, stating to the Helarve Daily, “The team is disappointed in themselves. It’s currently clouding our focus on what we want to be as a team. We need to boost our morale, and quickly. As far as that goes, I may have an idea or two…”

The Wisps rolled on a bus, unaware of what their Coach had planned for them. Throughout the long ride, the athletes were confused. No matter how much they asked, Wyspy’s lips were sealed. After over an hour of riding, the bus rolled to a stop, and the marbles rolled off the vehicle, then stopped in amazement.

“Is this… Harva National Park?” Wuspy stammered. “But… aren’t we permanently banned?”

“Let’s just say, we pulled some strings and had the park change ‘permanently’ to ‘temporarily’,” Wyspy joked, enjoying the Wisps’ reactions. “Not only are you guys allowed in, but you can also race along the main path. We have the whole place to ourselves.”

The athletes quickly thanked their coach, eager to race through the park where they first met. As they dashed through the park, memories rushed through their heads. As Wospy and Wispy pulled ahead of the other athletes, they recalled the inspiration they had felt upon forming the team. 

Remembering the hope and inspiration the athletes had at the beginning of their formation helped the team regain the motivation to give their all to training. But that wasn’t all that was accomplished that night. Unbeknownst to the athletes, Wyspy was paying close attention to the race between the members. The coach had recently received news of Marbula One and decided to test which athletes would be the best for such a competition. Because Wispy and Wospy were the fastest on the team, they were selected to represent the Midnight Wisps in Marbula One, as “Threat Level Wisp” and “Ghost Driver” respectively.

The promotional poster for the Midnight Wisps in Marbula One. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

“What a surprise that was!” Wispy exclaimed to the Helarve Daily. “Not only did we get a surprise trip to the place where we first met, but Wospy and I were selected for Marbula One. Needless to say, the both of us are more ready than ever to give our everything to our training!”

The Wisps practiced on their track in Helarve. The track, Midnight Bay, offered perfect views of the shore and incorporated the famous Helarve Clock Tower in the middle of the track, as well as a floodlit tunnel and an invisible bridge. Wispy and Wospy would run practice laps leading up to the first race at the Savage Speedway. It allowed the Wisps to prepare for what was to come, as the rumor had it that it was one of the hardest tracks in all of Marblearth.

Wospy remarked about preparing for Marbula One before the first race: “To prepare for this tournament was a lot different than the previous three Marble Leagues we were in. This is only one type of event compared to many different, unique ones. We will have to be consistently good from the start to be up with the other teams. 

Train as they might, it proved to be insufficient at the Savage Speedway, where Wispy got tenth place. The racers’ confidence took a massive hit, after expecting great results from themselves. That finish was only the beginning of the Wisps’ struggles. After starting at the O’raceway on pole position, on the third lap, Wospy fell off the conveyor belt, becoming stranded at the bottom!

“And Wospy has fallen off of the conveyor belt!” exclaimed Greg Woods in Season 1’s O’raceway GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“It was horrific,” Rojo Dos said when interviewed after the race. “I couldn’t do anything but watch as they plummeted towards me. I’d like to think I slowed their momentum at least a little when Wospy hit me, but it was still a nasty fall.”

Wospy rolled towards the pit lane, dizzy from the fall, and stopped. They sat there, tears in their eyes as they saw their pole position from the beginning of the race slip away from their grasp. The world was spinning as fans screamed and other racers kept up the race, most unaware that anything had even happened.

As the racers approached the final turn, they were shocked to see the stunned Wospy, sitting just outside of the pitlane. As marbles roared past, Rapidly noticed Wospy, slowed their speed, and changed direction, bumping Wospy into motion again. Wospy was surprised to find themselves rolling, but they recovered as quickly as they could, pushing through the shock and pain of the fall to finish the race.

Wospy slowly rolled over to their team, dejected and hurt. “I’m sorry, Coach. I… all that training… wasted. You should just bring out someone else, I’m only a hindrance to the team.”

“No, you aren’t!” a new voice cried out. The Wisps athlete turned around to see Rapidly rolling up to them, their silver medal shining bright. “You are not a hindrance, Wospy.”

Wospy ignored the Speeders’ athlete’s words, asking instead, “Rapidly, why did you get me rolling again? You could’ve won the race if you hadn’t slowed down for me.”

“I did that because there’s more to this sport than just winning,” Rapidly replied. “I believe that no marble should be left behind, not when I can do something about it. You are more than this one fall, and I know you can push past this. You managed as much back in 2018, remember?”

Rapidly’s words resonated with Wospy. The marble recalled 2018, where the team had pushed past their tenth place overall in the tenth event and won the full league. If Wospy had pushed past their flaws then, what’s to say they couldn’t do the same now?

Wospy glanced up with a newfound determination in their eyes. “Thank you, Rapidly,” Wospy earnestly says. Though still uncertain of themself, Wospy once more found the motivation to go on. 

The same, unfortunately, could not be said for Wispy in the next race at the Momotorway. Wispy qualified fourteenth and finished twelfth. Soon after came Wospy’s turn to show off that determination at the Hivedrive, qualifying in fourth. Come the race, Wospy would get third, getting the Wisps their first Marbula One medal!

Wospy earned their first-ever Marbula One medal in Season 1’s Hivedrive GP, behind Rapidly and Pulsar. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Changing up the pattern, Coach Wyspy selected Wospy to race at the Greenstone, who got a respectable sixth in qualifiers and seventh in the race. Up came Wispy at the Short Circuit, who qualified tenth and finished a disappointing thirteenth. Wispy would make up for the prior race at the Razzway, where they qualified fifth and finished fourth.

Now, it was finally time for the Wisps to perform at their home track: the Midnight Bay Circuit. It was Wospy’s turn to race one final time. What better way to end the season than with a strong performance on their home GP? Wospy qualified in seventh… and finished in eleventh. This left the Wisps in twelfth in the final standings, with only 34 points.

The Wisps had received another poor finish, and yet something was different this time. Instead of feeling down and mournful, the team was more motivated than ever! Rapidly’s words had meant a lot to not only Wospy but the team as a whole.

A view of the Midnight Bay Circuit at the end of Marbula One Season 1 with the name of the track adorning the Helarve Clock Tower, lit up in blue lights for the race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

A few months later, the Wisps focused on getting back in shape for Marble League 2020. After winning it all two years prior, the team couldn’t stay consistent enough in 2019 and finished in tenth. Wuspy knew the Wisps were better than that and aimed to get back into contention. 

“Last season, we had some trouble maintaining success. We had a bad start to the season in thirteenth and got caught in a cycle of medaling and finishing poorly in consecutive events…until we just stopped medaling. Knowing how well we have done in our other seasons, we believe a better start could not only keep us in contention but keep us motivated,” noted Wuspy at a conference before the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers.

Getting there suddenly became a question, as after a subpar showing in the Balancing and a dismal showing in Funnels, the Midnight Wisps were projected to be in the relegation zone. Fortunately, Block Pushing was still on the schedule, and as in 2019, the Wisps excelled and won the event, getting a much-needed 25 points that put them in an excellent position to qualify. Even with Waspy, the reserve, subbed in for the Sprint, the Wisps were able to afford a near-last place finish in the Sprint to finish ninth overall and qualify for the 2020 Marble League.

“I’ll admit, I was nervous for a bit, but still had confidence knowing our comfort with Block Pushing,” Wospy commented after Qualifiers.

Wuspy’s belief that the Wisps needed “a strong start” was evident in their team’s Balancing performance: 353, just two centimeters shy of the Raspberry Racers ahead of them in second. Still, it meant a podium to start things off. The next event also proved that the Wisps could be returning to form as they finished fourth in the Halfpipe, just 0.09 seconds away from having two straight podiums to start. However, two eleventh-place finishes in Funnel Endurance and the Long Jump sent the team to sixth, even after placing fifth in Newton’s Cradle. This was the lowest that the Midnight Wisps would rank the entire season.

A good start for the Wisps after getting bronze in Balancing. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

With Hurdles and Block Pushing coming up, the Wisps had a prime opportunity to lure in medals and points. In Hurdles, Wuspy went in the fourth heat and was surprised to see that Razzy had shattered their record. That motivated Wuspy to try to get it back, and although they did not break the record, Wuspy still won their heat and advanced in a heat featuring both Swifty and Smoggy, two of the fastest marbles running that day. The semi-final was different, as Wuspy would still advance but Yellow Eye broke their record. The final allowed one last rematch with Yellow Eye, but not a battle with Razzy as they would leave with an injury. The Racers sent Ruzzy in, and to the surprise of the other competitors, the reserve won the gold medal. Wuspy got a silver out of that and shared the moment with the Raspberry Racers reserve without any hard feelings.

A close win for Wuspy in their 2020 Hurdles heat. They would later take silver. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“After the race, Swifty and I came up to Ruzzy and congratulated them on making history. I had never seen a marble come in for another in the middle of an event. To step in a captain’s shoes especially after Razzy had two record-breaking runs, and still won proved why they are the defending champions. Ruzzy may have some potential,” remarked Wuspy after the event.

The twenty points from their Hurdles silver sent the Midnight Wisps back in the top five before the event they had been waiting for: Block Pushing. After winning the event last season and having the best score in the qualifiers, the Wisps came in very confident. Coach Wyspy went all out and instructed the Wisps to perform the “Iron Willow” in the first run. It was an all-in formation and was a high-risk, high reward. The move paid off, because not only did the Wisps get the best score, they obliterated the record the O’rangers had from 2017 with a whopping 85.8 centimeters! That score was more than enough for a gold medal. 

The Wisps shatter the Block Pushing record! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“We call this tactic the Iron Willow. It’s so risky, but if executed perfectly, strong and gracefully, it’s worth the payoff,” explained Wispy. “We come apart after pushing the block up, nearly off the track, so that we maintain our momentum, and then come back together for one final push. If you watch the replay footage, you’ll see how we accomplished that in the first heat. It takes so much out of us that we were winded during the second heat, but it was worth it.”

~from “Podium Moments – ML2020 Event 7”, by Stynth

After Wospy got a decent performance in the Triathlon, finishing sixth, the Midnight Wisps were in second place at the halfway point. Even though they did not podium, Wospy enjoyed the Triathlon and hoped they could see it again for future Marble Leagues. 

The Sand Moguls followed and strangely it was Wespy who competed instead of Wispy, who won this event to win the League back in 2018. They only placed tenth, and Wispy followed them with an eleventh in the Sprint. The two united to work together in the Black Hole Funnel. Their first run clocked in at 47.53 seconds, the best in their group and fourth at the time. The second run they had was 48.03 seconds, which was the best score of any team’s second run. That gave the Wisps a sum of 95.56 seconds and a silver medal.

The Wisps winning silver in the 2020 Black Hole Funnel! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“Wispy and I knew what we needed to do to get on the podium, and that was to keep on rolling,” stated Wespy. “In recording both of our runs above 45 seconds, I believe we did just that, and maybe even a little bit more.”

After slipping off of the podium, they got back on because of this medal, though they fell off again after an eleventh in the Relay Race and twelfth in the High Jump. The next event was the Team Aquathlon, which featured an underwater section after a sprint section above-ground. The first round had the Wisps squaring off against the Thunderbolts, whom they obliterated. The Wisps faced the Oceanics in the quarterfinal, holding off a late run from the team that had just beaten the O’rangers in a water event to advance to the semifinal. 

“If there was any team we had to lose to…even after what happened in 2018, we’re happy it was the Wisps,” admitted Sea. “They proved that they deserved it.”

In a battle with the Hazers, a team who had shown their comeback skills in the water a few events earlier, in the Triathlon, the two teams were neck-and-neck the entire race, which ended with the Midnight Wisps winning by 0.08 seconds to set up a showdown with none other than the Savage Speeders. Just two seasons ago, the Wisps beat the Speeders by one point and hadn’t had a major clash since then. That all changed in the final: the Wisps started with an early lead before the Speeders rallied to force a photo finish. By 0.01 seconds, the Midnight Wisps held off the Savage Speeders in one of the closest finishes in Marble League history, earning their fifth medal and second gold, tying their medal total from 2018.

The Wisps surpassed the Speeders in another close finish for 2020’s Team Aquathlon. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“It was almost fitting that the final was like this against the Speeders,” Wispy said after the event. “They are a hot team right now, so getting a win against them could be enough to take a shot at a second title. Two events remain for us to hold our form, and we are moving on to Collision.”

Fans of the Wisps celebrate the team’s gold in the Andromedome. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The two teams congratulated each other after the event as they both inched closer to the O’rangers. However, when the groups were drawn for Collision, Wespy noticed something interesting. They were paired with Team Momo, and this would be the first time Momomomo would partake in this event in the main tournament since that fateful day. 

“The memory of the event still haunts me to this date, even after winning a championship.” Wispy recalled the event. “To see Momomomo like that is something I have to live with forever. Hopefully, they have gotten over that.”

Collision would see a door open unlike any other with the O’rangers finishing dead last in their group. The Midnight Wisps had some close calls starting with a draw against Crazy Cat’s Eyes. Then two calls went their way. During the highly anticipated rematch with Team Momo, one of the Momo marbles left the arena and bounced back in. The ruling was it would not count toward their total, as they had left the arena, and the Wisps won that round. Another ruling in the round against Mellow Yellow had Yelley teetering over the edge, but since they were mostly off of the arena, they too would not count to their team’s score, and the Wisps also got this win. They would advance out of the group with seven points…but would run out of luck when the Hazers bested them in the quarterfinal. 

The Midnight Wisps and Team Momo, moments before impact in 2020 Collision. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Wisps failed to fully capitalize on the O’rangers’ dead last finish, but a team that answered that call was the Savage Speeders, who won the event and took the lead in the standings. With just the Marathon to go, the Wisps were in third place, sixteen points behind the Speeders and ten points ahead of the Minty Maniacs, who had just snagged a bronze in Collision; their sixth medal of the season.

Wyspy sent Wospy for the finale, as it was a Marbula One style event, and Wospy had proven successful in Marbula One before, with a bronze at the Hivedrive. Not many reporters gave the Wisps a shot in this event, as the Speeders sent Speedy; the reigning Racer’s Champion of Marbula One claimed P2 after the placement race, making a Speeders victory seem inevitable from the start. However, early on Speedy faded, and Wospy charged up to second place during Lap 5, only behind Yellup from the last-placed team, Mellow Yellow. If the race was called after Laps 5-10, the Midnight Wisps would have stolen the Marble League out of nowhere.

Unfortunately, the Marathon was a 33-lap race, much longer than the Grands Prix from Marbula One. This was bad news for Wospy, who after grabbing the lead in Lap 10, lost it on the following lap and started to run out of energy for the later stages of the race. Even worse news, Minty Fresh, who started behind Wospy in P16, jumped all the way to second and went on to battle with Yellup for the lead. Minty Fresh would go on to win the race. A combination of that, with Wospy falling to eighth place, led to the Wisps not only losing the title to the Savage Speeders but losing out on the podium altogether.

The Midnight Wisps finished fourth overall in Marble League 2020 with 187 points. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Although the fourth-place finish was just as good as their debut season, and they ended up becoming the second team to not score a Lead Cube point, it still devastated the Wisps. The team declined to speak to the media after the race, and Wospy was seen dejected in the hallway outside the Wisps locker room. Minty Fresh and Rapidly tried to comfort Wospy, to no avail.

“I had it.” Wospy cried to themselves. “I could have won this for the team; instead I’m an embarrassment. Surely this won’t come back to bite us… right?” 

There was only one word Wispy did say when they finally spoke to a reporter. “Pain.”

It wasn’t all doom and gloom for the Wisps though, as when they got back to Helarve they were escorted to Harva National Park. When they got there, a crowd of marbles came to greet them, including Stynth. Willow, the manager of the Wisps, was with the Mayor of Helarve, and they announced that Harva was now going to be named “Midnight Hollow National Park”, dedicated to the Midnight Wisps. 

            “We wouldn’t have trespassed through the forest all those years ago if we didn’t appreciate the beauty of the hollow. We owe our entire career as athletes and our entire friendships as marbles to this very place.” 

Wispy paused for a moment, listening to the forest around them. One by one, Willow Wisps started appearing in an arch over the stage. Wispy smiled.

Shortly after that, the Wisps took some more time off to explore nature. They went on a retreat and met up with the Savage Speeders just outside of Thorston. The two teams shared a hike in the forest while reminiscing on the past few Marble Leagues; namely the most recent one. 

“They are not the villains some fans think,” said Wospy. “Not just Rapidly, but the whole team was there for us after that experience at the O’raceway. We’re still upset after losing that auto-qualified position, and overall podium, so it’s nice to talk to a team that is always there for us.”

The Speeders and the Midnight Wisps hiking together.
(Photo Credit: The Emperor)

During the hike, Rapidly mentioned, “For a team that had zero tournament experience before joining, [the Wisps have] been constantly up there with the best of the best.” That sparked an epiphany in Wispy. The Harva region did not have any marble tournaments, though there was a junior hockey league nearby that Wispy had competed in as a member of the Werewolves. 

“You know…it might be interesting to have a friendly tournament with some of the other local teams in the area…maybe at Midnight Hollow,” Wispy proposed to their teammates. The team would come up with an appropriate name for the tournament, too: Midnight Melee. 

While preparing to host the tournament, Wyspy received an invitation for Marbula One Season 2. While it wouldn’t be for another few weeks, the Wisps believed that their Midnight Melee would give them a nice warm-up before the season begins. 

October would be the perfect time to host the tournament, with preparations for Halloween festivities occurring. The Wisps sent out fifteen invitations to the hockey teams, new local teams, and some teams that hailed from other tournaments, as well. A notable entry, Team Plasma, accepted the invitation after they had participated in the Herbotamia Tournament Reunion. The Blood Moons also came from another tournament, hoping to bounce back from their sixth-place finish in the Stardust Classic Reunion. A bunch of new local teams was invited, as well, including the Demon Eyes, Vampires, Zomballs, and Ghost Riders, who were coached by none other than the Ghost Marble from the Marble Rally. 

The Candycorns of the Surculo tournament were also invited and quickly formed a rivalry against the Pumpkin Patch, the former Fruit Circuit team. The Skeletal Strikers were invited as well after a letter of recommendation from Mallard of the Green Ducks. The Wisps had invited the Banana Splits, but only two of their marbles (plus coach) signed on. Fortunately, the former Hubelino team, Team Phoenix, had heard about their conundrum and offered to fill their remaining spots to form a merger, aptly named the Burning Bananas. 

Wispy was excited to find out that some members from the Helarve Werewolves, the local hockey team that they used to compete for, had accepted their invitation for the tournament. A few more teams from the league joined, including the Rubow Charging Rhinos, the Wandering Stars (a merger of the Polaria Stars and Sotsevsa Wanderers), the Sliding Serpents (Las Veglass Sliders and Marblopolis Serpents), and the Dragon Roses featuring a merger from Zuro (Dragons) & Lewara (Roses). 

Due to the limited number of spots in the tournament, a few other teams didn’t get to participate and joined the stands to cheer on the others. This included the Vellis Chasers, Draklin Defenders, and the Werewolves’ rival; the Thorston Storm. Wispy initially had thought they would be lucky to get eight teams at most to accept the invitation. Instead, they got a full slate of sixteen and even more watching in attendance. 

The Wisps also announced that to help balance the tournament, the scoring system would be a bit different. Instead of the traditional Marble League scoring, it was going to be 20, 17, 14, 12, 11, and so on, similar to the Marble Rally scoring system.

The athletes and teams competing in the inaugural Midnight Melee. (Design Credit: Laurent Rollon)

The opening ceremony would take place inside the Clock Coliseum; Helarve’s new stadium that had been built a year ago in a bid to host the previous Marble League. While not as big of a fanfare as a typical Marble League would have held, it attracted fans from all across the globe and was live-streamed on Cable Marble Media as well. 

“We’re ready to roll!” Wespy exclaimed as the first event was ready to get underway. 

Funnel Endurance would face the competitors first, and atop the tower of funnels sat eight of the marbles, including Wospy, who advanced out of their first heat alongside Brains, Pyro, and Butternut. The final had those athletes along with Cranium, Gloomo, Sandy, and Scale. Unfortunately, Wospy was the first to fall, starting off the tournament with an eighth-place finish for the Wisps. The winner of the event was Brains from the Zomballs, who bested Cranium of the Skeletal Strikers, and Gloomo from Team Plasma to round out the podium. 

Event 2, Hurdles, led to another shockingly mediocre finish for the Wisps, due to Wuspy not making it out of their heat even though their time was faster than other heats’ competitors. They were placed in what turned out to be the fastest heat of the event, being beaten by both Cranberry and Lunar. It was even more surprising that two reserves finished on the podium this event, including Slither from the Sliding Serpents and the aforementioned Cranberry from the Zomballs. Slither took home the gold, while Cranberry won bronze, with Haunt from the Ghost Riders winning the silver. After the end of the first night of the tournament, the Zomballs were leading just ahead of the Sliding Serpents, with the Ghost Riders and Team Plasma tied for third. 

“We need to push ourselves even harder, and earn a medal soon if we want to compete for the crown,” Coach Wyspy stated.

On the second night of the tournament, the Wisps elected to host the events at Midnight Hollow, so that they could incorporate the park that had led them to compete in Marble Sports into their tournament. The first of the outdoor events were Balancing, where an old tree trunk was being used as a balance beam. The format of the event was still the same, and the Wisps turned in a superb showing with a score of 362. Amazingly, three other teams topped that score, including a whopping 441 from the Dragon Roses, which would have been a Marble League record. It was impressive enough that their saying, #UpTheRoses, was trending all over. They beat out the Blood Moons and Demon Eyes for the other podium spots, and the Wisps’ fourth was enough to get them into seventh place. 

“There’s still plenty of the tournament to go,” Waspy said. “Plus…the next event is Block Pushing.” All it took for the Wisps was the first push to prove why they were the record holders in this event. They pushed the log as if it was nothing, and got 89.3 centimeters on the first push, a new record! Their next best push was 84.1, and the Wisps dominated the event, winning it by nearly 30 centimeters more than the next closest team; the Candycorns, and 35 centimeters more than the third-place Werewolves. The gold was all the Wisps needed to launch themselves to the lead in the standings at the halfway point.

The Wisps meet with members of Team Plasma, Burning Bananas, and Sliding Serpents. (Photo Credits: NordiqueWhaler)

Night 3 began a bit earlier, right before sunset back at the Midnight Hollow for a special event; the Nature Run. This featured sixteen marbles going down a long trail in the middle of the forest—not only to compete for points but to take advantage of the scenery for an event. A special guest came by to test the track, being none other than the current Marble Rally leader; Ghost Plasma! They raced alongside the Ghost Marble to preview the scenic run that awaited the competitors (Ghost Plasma dominated). The athletes themselves struggled, with some flying off the trail entirely and getting lost. In the end, Wespy placed fifth in the madness of a tightly contested race between the top eight. Trick from the Candycorns won the race in a photo finish over Rose of the Dragon Roses and Split of the Burning Bananas. While the Wisps did lose the lead to the Dragon Roses, they were confident about the next three events. 

Later that night, the teams returned to the city for the dreaded Midnight Tower; a multi-storied and frankly massive track with its start at the legendary Helarve Clock Tower, followed by a Hubelino track circling the tower and descending into the Midnight Bay Circuit, which had been modified to include a new Gravitrax section where the invisible bridge once stood. This was ultimately followed by a sand mogul dune that led to a final splash down into the Midnight Bay for the final leg of the race. 

Waspy was chosen to race for the Wisps, dominating their heat; in the final, they would fall behind on the circuit but gain some ground in the Gravitrax and get close in the final plunge. While Mess from the Sliding Serpents and Vlad from the Vampires finished on the top steps of the podium, Waspy stole the bronze away from Gibbous of the Blood Moons, making this the first individual medal they had earned in their career! The team celebrated their breakthrough after the event, and thanks to a fourteenth-place finish from the Dragon Roses, the Wisps were back in the lead by seven points.

Night 4 had only one long and exhausting event: Ice Hockey at Helarve’s Super Rink, a giant arena with eight rinks in one building. This amenity would allow multiple games to be on at the same time. To the surprise of the other teams, the Wisps had managed to get Greg Woods, the Marble League Commentator, to announce the scores and highlights live during the event! Ghost was also hired for the last two events to keep track of the stats. 

In the first round, all the teams that hailed from the hockey league won their matches. Wispy, using their gold medal-winning experience from the 2018 Hockey event as well as their time with the Werewolves, got a hat trick in their first-round match, defeating the Demon Eyes 5-1. In the second round, the Wisps had no trouble against the Sliding Serpents, winning 4-2. The semi-finals brought a reunion match between Wispy and their former team, the Werewolves. The match went to overtime, and Wispy scored the winning goal, advancing the Wisps to the final. After the match, Wispy met up with the Werewolves and proudly thanked them for participating in the tournament, as well as getting their career started before forming the Midnight Wisps. The Werewolves would get the bronze medal over the Pumpkin Patch 3-1, while the Wisps moved on to face the Charging Rhinos in the final. 

The three-time Cannon Cup-winning Rhinos took down the Wisps 4-3 and earned their first medal in the tournament. The silver all but locked up the Midnight Melee to the Wisps, as they now had a seventeen-point lead over the Dragon Roses, and a nineteen-point lead over the Sliding Serpents, clinching a final podium. Both of those teams would need a miracle to de-throne the Wisps, but the podium race was much, much tighter, with ten other teams still battling for the final spots.

On the final night, a full house arrived at the stadium for the Midnight Bay Grand Prix: a perfect way to end the Midnight Melee on the shore of Midnight Bay, just like in Marbula One. The track was returned to its racing form but would be slightly shorter, with twelve laps instead of the sixteen from the prior Marbula One season. The grid would be in reverse standing order, with Eyeball of the Demon Eyes starting in the pole and Wispy in the back.

The Midnight Bay GP; the Wisps’ Marbula One track. (Design Credit: Spex)

Wispy climbed the grid early during the race, while Salazar and Thorn of the Serpents and Roses respectfully, never threatened and were at the back of the pack for most of the race. The fight for the title appeared to be over. But, a back-and-forth battle between Ecto of Team Plasma, Zucca of the Pumpkin Patch, Daydreamer of the Wandering Stars, and Count of the Vampires kept the podium battle hot. 

In the end, it was Daydreamer who won the race over Crescent from the Blood Moons, but neither would finish on the overall podium. A bronze medal from the Pumpkin Patch’s captain earned them enough points to give them the final podium spot, even with just one bronze medal. Wispy finished in fourth, more than enough to secure the Midnight Melee title. Count and Treat finished fifth and sixth but were too far behind in the standings, and Ecto gave Team Plasma the other podium spot with a solid seventh-place finish. 

The closing ceremony took place on the track, with the non-podium finishers racing by the grandstand. Atop the podium, the Midnight Wisps stood triumphant over Team Plasma and the Pumpkin Patch, winning the league by 25 points. There was no trophy given out, but rather, a sense of pride and accomplishment. It was not a Marble League championship, but it still felt good for the Wisps, who knew the biggest success of the tournament was not winning it outright. 

“Overall, this tournament was a huge success,” Wuspy said after the tournament. “Every team was able to leave here with a medal, we got to stay in shape to prepare for the upcoming M1 season, and we had big fan support for all the teams here. Thank you all for coming out and watching our tournament.” 

Zucca of the Pumpkin Patch talked about the tournament in a press conference after the ceremony. “The Wisps were gracious hosts throughout the tournament and we hope to come back another time. They allowed our team to grow and we ended up finishing on the podium. Who knows, maybe one day we could join the Marble League.” Zucca also called out the Candycorns for being a phony Halloween team saying they were “sus”.

All the proceeds from the event went to food banks around the Helarve region. The Werewolves sent a letter to the Wisps, thanking the team for an amazing tournament, and asking if it would become an annual tradition. The Wisps did not comment at the time.

The final standings for the Midnight Melee, in which the Wisps were victorious! (Design Credit: Laurent Rollon)

After the tournament, it was time to head back to the track for the second season of Marbula One. Wospy got the first start at Minty Mania, having asked Wyspy to not race at the upcoming O’raceway due to last season’s incident. With the new form of qualifying, four teams would not make it to the race this season, and Wospy qualified, just barely, in sixteenth. Unfortunately, the race did not go any better for them. After watching Speedy get stuck in the conveyor belt on the fifth lap, Wospy had a flashback to their incident just a season ago and did not recover for the rest of the race, finishing in fifteenth with a time five seconds behind Starry.

Wospy’s nightmare returned in Season 2’s Minty Mania GP – but not for them. (Art Credit: Piney, Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“To see our friend and fellow racer Speedy fall gave me nightmares,” Wospy said after the race. “It was a horrible flashback to last season. But knowing that I got a medal when I came back, and given Speedy’s elite status as one of the best racers of all time, I know they will bounce back.” 

Wispy was selected to race at the O’raceway and stormed on the track with vengeance, holding off Billy for pole position. It was the second straight season a Midnight Wisp grabbed pole position at the O’raceway. However, they didn’t lead any lap of the race, as Wispy was stuck in the midpack, and finished there in eighth place. Things got worse for the Wisps at the Honeydome, as Wospy failed to qualify—marking the first time the Midnight Wisps had failed to qualify for anything. Wispy had a decent race at the Aquamaring, finishing in fifth, but Wospy continued to spiral downward following a third consecutive race with no points, placing fifteenth at the Tumult Turnpike Grand Prix. Frustrated fans started to call for not only Wospy to be replaced in Marbula One, but to be removed from the Wisps altogether. In the last race before the break at Arctic Circuit, Wispy missed out on the final round of qualifying and finished the race in sixth place. At the halfway point, the Midnight Wisps sat in twelfth overall with 29 points, all of them coming from Wispy. 

“We need a break. We’ll re-group and be back in the second half more ready than ever,” a disheartened Wyspy stated to the press. 

Fortunately for the Wisps, a morale boost would be on the way shortly, as they were able to watch a private viewing of the “Midnight Miracle” documentary before it was released to the public. The documentary by Marble Sports Films highlighted the 2018 Marble League championship season, and how the Wisps came out of nowhere to steal one of the most stunning championships in marble history.

“We knew a movie was going to come out shortly after we won the Marble League, we just didn’t know how well it would look. Marble Sports Films put on a masterpiece of describing the 2018 season way better than any of us would have.” Wispy exclaimed.

With the announcement of the Marble League Winter Special, the Midnight Wisps looked forward to competing on snow and ice for the first time since their championship three years prior. The entire team traveled to the Himarblelaya Mountains on a quest to win a winter league again, establishing themselves as the rulers of the cold. 

Wospy volunteered to lead the team in the Ice Dash but got stuck in a hard group that featured Swifty and Starry, placing twelfth. Wespy was chosen for the Snowboard Cross and looked good for a majority of their run before a late surge from Razzy stole advancement from them, meaning they would end up in ninth. Wuspy turned in a better showing in Speed Skating with a sixth-place finish, and with two events left, the Midnight Wisps were in tenth, just like in 2018 before their double gold medal-winning run. 

The next two events were Bobsled and Hockey, events that the Wisps medaled in. Unfortunately for the team, that success was not to be duplicated as they finished twelfth in Bobsled and fell to the Minty Maniacs during the first round of Hockey, a bout that was a rematch from 2018. The previous champions of winter finished the Special in twelfth overall, with no medals to their name.

“Yeah, this tournament was a complete dud,” Wispy said after the closing ceremony. “We all thought that since we won in 2018, it would be similar and that we would be able to contend again. We did not, and we need to reevaluate ourselves as a team before the second half of Marbula One resumes.”

To start that second half, Wospy finally earned points at the Raceforest, albeit only two, with an eleventh place finish. Wispy put up another midpack performance at the Momotorway, finishing in sixth. At Palette Park, Wospy once again qualified in sixteenth…but suddenly climbed the table late in the race, and got to second place behind Speedy. 

On Lap 16, Speedy was overtaken after a poor belt exit. Greg Woods chuckled: “Wospy, into the lead – and that was from dead last!” Speedy accelerated past Wospy the next lap and built up a bigger lead, but the two were neck and neck again at the penultimate lap.

Wospy tried to exorcise their demons and took advantage of a massive opportunity when Speedy blew the split turn in the penultimate lap, moments after Wospy had set the fastest lap. Wospy was in the lead with just one lap to go. Although a Tank Bowl between Limelime and Ruzzy just ahead of them enacted a Blue Flag, Speedy’s final go before the end of the race was not enough. The two marbles nearly crossed the line together, but by nine-hundredths of a second, the clock had struck midnight at Palette Park. Wospy had turned it all around and won a Marbula One race for the first time! Speedy congratulated Wospy on the win after the race, stating it was ‘one of the best races of my life.’

A determined Wospy closes in on Speedy. (Design Credit: Fouc, Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

In their “The Edge of Glory” addendum by Fouc, Rapidly recalled that what happened in private was much different. “Speedy was being diplomatic in public. Losing two close finishes like that made them heartbroken. They told me we can’t train together anymore, because Speedy needed to focus on themselves. And the best thing I did that season was knowing I’m on my own, but not isolating myself.”

Rapidly smiled warmly, picking out a letter from Wospy sent after Palette Park. “Dear Rapidly – I wouldn’t have won that Marbula gold without you,” they read, “… At my lowest point, you kept me going on the track and showed me one failure didn’t mean I should be left behind… The world of marble racing needs you to contend like you always had.”

When interviewed about their letter to Rapidly, Wospy also smiled. “I knew they were having a rough season too. After I won, I thought that if there was anything I could say to lift them up, I now knew exactly what I could say. Rapidly gave me the motivation to go on, and I knew they would be able to push past this.”

Wospy pulls off a stunning victory in Season 2’s Palette Park GP, reuniting 2020’s Team Aquathlon podium. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Wisps and Speeders’ friendly rivalry added another epic chapter with this race. After a short scheduling delay, Wispy appeared to compete for the Wisps at Misty Mountain and made it to the final round of qualifying, but had to settle for P4 to start the race. The race turned out to be controversial, with three marbles getting stuck and a late red flag. A bit shook from the commotion, Wispy would fall to sixth and finish the race in that spot. On the way down the racing order, they were passed by Rapidly, who finished third and earned their first Marbula One medal in over a year.

The Wisps, already knocked out of championship contention, could still settle for a podium, pending a double gold medal. The Wisps did get a double something to end the season, but unfortunately for them, it was a double DNQ, as both Wospy and Wispy failed to qualify in their final races, the latter happening at their home track, the Midnight Bay Grand Prix, where Rapidly won the race the following day, completing a redemption arc that was seemingly spurred by the will of the Wisps.

The Wisps finished the season in ninth with one gold to their credit. Wispy would finish the individual championship in eleventh, compared to Wospy’s twenty-third.

Below the graffiti background depicting the skyline of Amsterjam, the Helarve Clock Tower dimly lit, and the JMR logo, a small group of Wisp fans gathers around the Hollow Geode, a tribute to Midnight Hollow National Park. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

As the season winded to a close, the team returned to Midnight Hollow again to enjoy the full midnight moon, listen to the sounds of the clock tower, and bask in the scenery of the night sky from one of the overlooks just outside the forest. 

The Wisps spend a night in the lights of Midnight Hollow. (Art Credit: Toffeeshop)

“Who knows what the future will bring after an up and down year like this one,” Wespy told their teammates at the park. “No matter what, we will have each other, a title, and the moments we have and it all started right here.” 

“These past four years have been an emotional ride, here’s to many more together.” Wispy added. The team toasted to that with Non-Descript Yellow Soda as the night carried on. 

To kick off their preparations for the 2021 Marble League, Wispy got a head start in Felynia after being invited to the official Practice Race. Things looked good early on, but taking the upper path at the first split sent Wispy down the table and into twenty-first at the end of the race. Regardless, this was a good opportunity to test the climate in the hosting area, with the Qualifiers coming up soon. Their work would be cut out when they were drawn in Group A, alongside six other top-tier teams from 2020, four Showdown teams, including the runners-up Jungle Jumpers, and the newly reformed Gliding Glaciers. 

“The Qualifiers are different this time, so we only need to worry about half the teams. All we need to do is finish in the top half and we should be good…especially since Block Pushing is here again,” Wispy said. To the distress of the Wisps, Block Pushing was pulled from Qualifiers at the last second and replaced by the Wave. Regardless, they hoped to maintain their status as one of the elite teams, and qualify for their fifth Marble League.

In RetRollSpective, the Midnight Wisps are the dark horses of Jelle’s Marble Runs—they have finished in the top ten of every Marble League they have competed in, proving themselves as staples of the competition, especially with their “Midnight Miracle” in 2018. If their performance is anything like what we witnessed that year, we should never count them out. Best of luck to the Midnight Wisps in the future, keep on rolling!

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  • Writers: The Emperor, Ghostly, Jaiden, NordiqueWhaler, Stynth
  • Editors: Edu G.J., Smacg13
  • Artists: Fouc, Jack Ironhide, Piney, Toffeeshop
  • Graphic Designers: Laurent Rollon, Marble Sports Films, Novawolf, Spex, Tim Ritz
  • Photographers: The Emperor, Jelle’s Marble Runs, NordiqueWhaler
  • Release: 23/11/2021

Under Fire, They Roll On

“No, I don’t think I will.”

In the aftermath of an event their team had just fallen apart in, Coach Quickly of the Savage Speeders was completely blindsided by Coach Rango of the O’rangers, who had just secured their team a gold medal in that same event. Going into Event 15 of the 2019 Marble League, no team could win the championship except the top 3, and the Savage Speeders had just been denied from the overall podium for the first time in their career. The O’rangers were now just 8 points away from eclipsing them in the standings, with one event to go.

“I am the closer,” Speedy insisted. “How else would we have been able to win in 2016? This is not the time to give up.”

But Coach Quickly chose Rapidly to race in the Sand Rally, and their call paid off. Rapidly kept a top-half position for the majority of the race, and although they weren’t able to pass Kinnowin, Rapidly finished in fifth, just one place behind them. The Savage Speeders finished behind Mellow Yellow in the standings but ahead of the O’rangers, which was all that Coach Quickly needed to reply to Rango,

“We’re better off on our own, anyway.”

Rapidly finishes in fifth, comfortably ahead of the rest of the competitors even if behind their rivals. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

On the other side of the results, Coach Bombay was in misery. Captain Mallard hadn’t been able to crack the top half of the race order and finished tenth, which could have been good enough to surpass the Raspberry Racers if Razzy had placed behind Mallard. In the end, Coach Berry’s decision to have the Racers captain compete in the final event paid off.

“I know how you feel,” a voice from behind muttered. Coach Bombay turned to their left to see Coach Smokey, who had rolled over from the opposite side of the center grandstand to comfort Bombay, the latter of whom was surprised to see Coach Smokey speak at all–they had muttered no more than five words at the inaugural coaches’ conference.

One of the few to not choose their team captain for the final event, Coach Smokey selected Smoggy, who had medaled in the 5 Meter Sprint, to take on the final sprint in the sand. They placed thirteenth, a far cry from any chance the Hazers had at winning the Marble League or even finishing as its runners-up.

“Thanks,” replied Bombay. “It’s just…I never imagined there would be so much pressure to do this kind of thing. What do I do now?”

“You roll on,” Smokey answered, without hesitation. From above them, the loudspeaker crackled with instructions for the closing ceremony, and the two rolled down together to the podium as frustrated Oceanics fans were cleared away from the arena.

The Hazers and Green Ducks share the overall podium, shortly before the Raspberry Racers claim the top step and their championship. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The next day, conversations were equally as colorful at the final coaches’ conference of the 2019 Marble League, where each team’s coach elects to represent themselves and their teams to other coaches, the Committee, and JMR Staff. I was seated next to Mellacus, who was to the right of Jelle as they patiently listened and responded to critiques. To the surprise of very few, one team was missing a representative: the Oceanics.

Coach Wyspy was the first to come forward. “I still don’t understand why my team was disqualified in the Relay. The block that was knocked over was not in the path of any passing athlete, and would not have changed their results.”

“You had the slowest time! Nothing would have changed,” Quickly interjected, much to the ire of Wyspy. “What? It’s not like we defended our title in Relay.”

“Maybe if your pick in the Sprint didn’t bounce off the walls so much…” sneered Rango.

Mellacus slammed down a bright red gavel. “That’s enough.” The room went silent.

After nearly a minute of near-quiet, Coach Tarzan asked to speak. “So…the scoring for Surfing was confusing, even if our team earned the gold. Is there any way that could be clarified in the future?”

“Easily,” responded Mellacus. “Sorry for the confusion.”

More silence followed until Coach Truffle, who asked about standardizing a system for athlete choices.

“There’s a lot of pressure on us to choose athletes for their strongest events or because they’re historically well-performing. Do you have any advice for us on how to work with this?”

Across the room, coaches nodded in agreement.

“This season, I made sure that every athlete was featured at least once, and I went from there,” said Coach Black Hole. “For me, giving every main team member two events was ideal, and it was ideal for the entire team as well – we got to maintain a steady form throughout the tournament and hone in on our best events.”

“You never know for sure how well your athletes will do in a given event either,” admitted Coach Berry. “Putting Rezzy into the Underwater Race after Razzy had gotten fifth in Qualifiers was a bit of a risk, but Rezzy ended up getting fifth, too.”

“But it depends,” Coach Pinky Promise added. “The Oceanics won the Funnel Race in the Friendly Round and got fifteenth during the main tournament—all with the same athlete choice. You can’t blame them for thinking that would work out in their favor.”

Coach Truffle nodded. “I see. Thank you very much.”

“It’s alright. You know the job we have is madness.” Coach Mellow sighed. “No matter how it turns out, we’ll be questioned for it. And it doesn’t matter that we’re not the athletes competing, because we’re overseeing the ones who are. We bear that responsibility.”

“I’d never thought of it that way. Interesting,” mused Coach White Eye. “Maybe putting Red Eye in back-to-back events really was a poor decision.”

“I think I see what Mellow’s trying to say,” Coach Ringo added. “If their training showed them doing well in both events, you had no reason to question that decision. In hindsight, you still have to own it, even if it’s not what you wanted.”  

“Hmm. I see. Thanks,” said White Eye, nodding before passing the microphone back to a member of security. 

But when they turned around to face the front, it was not security…it was none other than (former) Coach Tide.

An air of nervousness is apparent in this photo, taken mere moments after Reef announced Tide’s termination from the Oceanics. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I know I’m not welcome here,” Tide muttered, both in response to gasps across the crowd and to their own shame. “I’m not even welcome in my own franchise. But before I probably get banned from this stadium…

I just wanted to say that I agree with what’s been said. I felt the frustration of coaching more than I ever anticipated, and it made me miss all of the intense training that it takes to compete out there. The decisions we make come under fire whether we win or we lose, and that’s unavoidable. But it’s also for a cause that we care deeply about: for a team that we want to see succeed and for fans that we want to make proud. As coaches, we come under fire, but we roll on.”

For the third time in the conference, the room was silent for a few moments after Tide finished speaking. The deafening silence ended with a wave of thunderous applause and cheering.

“What a way to go,” remarked Coach Thunderstorm as security calmly escorted Tide out of the room. 

“I couldn’t agree more,” Coach Harmony replied, chuckling. “There’s a lot of meaning in something as spontaneous as that. Hey, it could make for a great headline!”

Overhearing their banter, I scribbled the idea down in my notebook. Under fire, they roll on.

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In the Mo(mo)ment

This article was originally published in Marbles Today, a community-run newspaper created and edited by Project Marblearth contributor Pastelle.

Saturday, August 7th, 7:18 Felyni Standard Time (FST)

I arrived promptly at 1:08 pm outside a skybox in Felynia Coliseum, reserved for a private event. As my ticket was scanned for entry, I was given a small box of Momo’s Dumplings and entered to find the room crowded with fans, marble sports athletes, and even some members of the Jelle’s Marble Association. Adorning the walls were photographs of Team Momo throughout the years, from as far back as their Ramen Bowl competition days to the most recent Marble League event, with Momomomo beaming with their first gold medal atop the podium. A banner spelling out “MOMO STRONG” was draped over the windows, where Felyni construction workers were prepping the Block Pushing track for the next event.

I was grateful to receive an invite to celebrate Team Momo’s recent successes as the Head Editor of Project Marblearth, a news organization dedicated to chronicling the history of teams and athletes affiliated with JMR. Team Momo has already scored more points than they did in 12 events of the 2017 Marble League and 12 events of the 2018 Winter Marble League. They’ve broken the O’rangers’ 2020 record of earning the most points in the first seven events and won their first event since the 2018 Snow Rally, ending a gold medal drought of three years. With a commanding (albeit not invincible) lead of 27 points, Team Momo sits atop the Marble League standings this year for the first time in their career, one that cannot be broken before the second half of the 2021 Marble League.

Momomomo wins an individual Marble League event for the first time in their career. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

There was at least one athlete there to represent each team, but the full roster of the Midnight Wisps was there. They had planned the party as a surprise for Team Momo, and along with Team Primary, covered all of the expenses. Just before Team Momo was scheduled to arrive, I was able to speak to Wispy:

“We’ve had a lot of time to think since we didn’t qualify, and one of the things we’ve been focusing on is building our relationships with other teams. Our friendship with Team Momo is one that we treasure, and although we didn’t get to compete together this year, we knew we had to celebrate their successes.”

“It’s been really nice working with the Wisps,” Mary added. “We’re both friends with Team Momo, and we realized that we have a lot in common. When this season is over, we’re excited to invite the Wisps and Team Momo to The Palette!”

“Did you see Mary’s painting of Momomomo and their gold? It’s really impressive how they incorporated the shard of glass as a view into the future. Very impressionistic,” mused Wespy.

I scanned the wall for the painting, finding it next to the Rollaroid of Wispy visiting Momomomo in the infirmarblery. Before I could question if that was really in the best taste, the lights dimmed and I rolled under the table.

This Rollaroid depicts Wispy’s visit to Momomomo shortly after Marble League 2017’s Fidget Spinner Collision. (Art Credit: Betawolfs)

“SURPRISE!” the room exclaimed, with Team Momo taken aback. They blushed as everyone revealed themselves in the room, and Bolt, ever the gastronome, handed each member of the team a large box of Momo’s Dumplings. A MarBeats recording of the song, “Momolution”, subtly began playing in the background of the growing chatter in the skybox.

 Don’t you know they’re gonna roll (alright)?

 Don’t you know they’re gonna roll (alright)?

~ “Momolution”, released by The MarBeats in 2015.

“The fact is Momo has never been in this position before, they got to fourth in 2016 but never held the top spot,” DandaMan65, a fellow fan of Team Momo, remarked. “After all the injuries and the failure to qualify and their comeback, they DESERVE to finally have a good year and have the chance to make the podium and possibly win.”

“I think the worst thing that we as Team Momo fans can do is take this for granted,” I replied. “Let’s be in the moment and celebrate this while we can, though—for as long as it lasts.”

DandaMan65 agreed. We toasted with our dumplings, cheering.

Sometime later, I rolled over to Speedy, who I was surprised to see out of their training regiment…although, I haven’t seen them in their secretive training regiment, either.

“Our addendum with Fouc is going quite well. I think you’ll be pleased to see how we uncover much of what we’d otherwise keep secret about our internal struggles and coaching strategy,” Speedy said succinctly, without a prompt to speak about Project Marblearth in the first place. 

“That’s nice to hear. How do you feel about this season so far?”

Speedy shrugged, donning a poker face they’ve become accustomed to using in the few public appearances I’ve witnessed them handle. “As an athlete that nearly experienced a career-ending injury, I have a lot of respect for Momomomo and what they did in Hurdles yesterday. Their push through adversity is something we share, and it makes both of us stronger athletes and marbles alike. Now that we both share the podium in the standings, I feel honored to celebrate the team’s achievements—and at the end of the season, I hope we can celebrate more when we claim our third championship.”

The standings of Marble League 2021 as of 6 August 2021. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Across from the two of us, Yellow Eye rolled their eyes. Not long after Speedy vacated the premises, they approached me. “I see Speedy’s still working on respecting other great marble sports athletes. That was something I’d never even think of saying.”

“Even with the matchups we’ve had against Team Momo, neither would we,” added Starry. “This isn’t the moment to say you’re better than the team you’re celebrating, especially when your teammate just tripped over every single obstacle on the track.”

Thankfully, all of us were out of earshot from Team Momo, who at that moment were taking pictures of Momomomo, Clementin, and Sublime with their medals from Hurdles. They motioned to Mocha to join them, who posed in the middle with one of their Choco’ranger candies.

…And in the moment of the celebrations

I roll down

Mo, you’re gonna carry that block

Carry that block past the red line…

~ “Carry That Block”, released by The MarBeats in 2016.

After eating a scrumptious dessert, catered by the O’rangers, Mellow Yellow, Limers, and Raspberry Racers, I was finally able to approach Team Momo on the balcony to congratulate and speak with them.

“This season has been a blur for me,” admitted Momomo. “I focused so much on getting into form this year that I haven’t thought about much else. Today’s the first day in a long time that I’ve gotten to take a roll back and realize that I’m competing in the Marble League again, my team is at the top of the standings, and I’ve earned two medals for them…the first individual medals I’ve ever earned. When I passed out on the Bobsled course in the 2018 Winter Marble League, I could have never predicted that this would be my life in three years.”

Momo and Momomo take the podium with their bronze medal in Jousting, this being Momomo’s second individual medal in the 2021 Marble League and their career. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“You’ve worked so hard, though,” Momo, ordained the team’s new captain earlier in the year, encouraged.

“Do I? I haven’t done anything to carry my weight on the team in the past six years.”

“You’ve done it in every event you’ve competed in, not just the ones you did well in,” assured Momomomo. “For years, I felt like I was bringing the team down. I would have asked Mimo to replace me on the main team any day. But today, I know that everything I worked so hard for has led to this momoment. If I hadn’t splintered apart during the Collision, I wouldn’t have had the same momotivation to keep on pushing through adversity with the team and, yesterday, to push through those Hurdles to win the event.”

I began shying away, as this seemed to be a personal conversation, but Mo stopped me. “There’s no need for that. We appreciate that you’re here for us, even in a momoment like this.”

Following a long conversation with the team, where we discussed the team’s favorite flavors of dumplings, I returned inside the box, where I was greeted by Speedy.

“I thought about what I said, and I decided to come back to the party to celebrate for the right reasons. Any team’s achievements deserve to be celebrated, with respect above all. I left some Felynia falafel on the table if you’d like to try some!”

I smiled and courteously took a piece of falafel, despite dessert being over for about an hour.

And in the end, the roll you take is equal to the roll you make.

~ “The Roll”, released by The MarBeats in 2016.

The reception went on for about a total of two hours, and as quickly as it had begun, athletes were trickling back outside the skybox to return to training. I left with a few friends from the JMA, walking with them down the hall to their skybox. I politely declined their invite inside, as I had to return to my hotel room to prepare the next article for release on the Project Marblearth website.

As I headed down to the lobby of Felynia Coliseum, I remembered watching my first Marble League. While studying abroad in Rollence, one of my friends had come across a video of Comet’s legendary 500 Foot Marble Race. Later that night, a larger group of friends huddled around my television and watched the Underwater Race from the 2017 Marble League for the very first time. As I watched more events with my friends, I became attached to Team Momo not just because of their catchy team member names and uniform colors, but because of their drive to push through adversity. 

A post I shared on social media in December 2017 expressed my excitement about discovering the Marble League. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Barely two months later, I was at the Arctic Circle when I saw Team Momo get stuck on the Bobsled course. The day that my RetRollSpective on Team Momo went live on the MSPN Blog, the IMC announced that Momomo and Momomomo were withdrawing from the 2018 Winter Marble League. I hastily reported on the news, penning an article titled “In Momoriam” for release the next day. As a writer, I was thrilled, but I was heartbroken as a fan of the team.

Tonight, I am thrilled to be both, and I’m in the “momoment” to celebrate Team Momo’s accomplishments through writing for Project Marblearth. #MomoStrong, forever and always!

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RetRollSpective – Balls of Chaos

Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Balls of Chaos, hosts of Marble ManiaX. Read on to find out how this team has raged against the competition!

The official logo for the Balls of Chaos, designed by Tim Ritz.

The Balls of Chaos are one of the oldest teams in marble sports history, dating back to the beginning of the millennium. They hail from Hunluen, the most populated city in the world, as well as the largest. The city was established in the third century when part of the Om civilization migrated in search of riches and found a flat plain in the center of several tributaries. The city eventually spread past the boundaries of its rivers and extended towards the bay. This expansion became a hub for innovation in the nineteenth century, but it also attracted the attention of other civilizations. After much negotiation, the Hunluenians opened their city to these civilizations.

A space dedicated to the Arms of Chaos. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

The city is known for its oriental architecture, which evolved from Om architecture to become far more stylized, reaching out in all directions. This style is adapted from the Arms of Chaos, a universal symbol that the Hunluenians have lived by. The symbol is representative of infinite possibilities by any means necessary, a principle that defined the marbles’ foundations in the city and the opportunities that lay within. It is, similarly, the principle that the Balls of Chaos have lived by for almost twenty years. When Anarchy, Clutter, Tumult, and Snarl started competing in marble sports tournaments as younger marbles, it seemed extremely unlikely that the team would ever make it to international competition. The team was competing in youth leagues and placing consistently in the bottom half of the final standings. Why did they go on?

“We love what we do, plain and simple,” said Tumult. “No matter how good or bad we do, we keep playing. We keep competing because we know we can always do better. We’ve failed so much that it doesn’t hurt us anymore. Failing will never make us quit.”

The team kept training together throughout their formal schooling and were accepted to university on account of their marble rallying performance record, which, by the end of their senior year, was remark-marble. During their college years, the four began competing in regional marble tournaments alongside the Pinkies. They were the only team that was still in university that participated in the MFC Championship League and came very close to victory in 2014 with a fourth-place finish.

In 2015, the Marble League was announced as an international marble sports tournament. Three spots for the inaugural season were allotted to the MFC Championship League, and it originally seemed as if the Balls of Chaos would not get an invitation. The top three finishers, however, declined the invitation to stay in the MFC, and the Balls of Chaos were offered a spot, which they accepted. The Pinkies accepted their invitation after the fifth-place finisher declined, and, afterward, the third spot was ceded to a different competitor due to the MFC’s general lack of interest in the Marble League.

The four original members of the Balls of Chaos in 2016’s opening ceremony. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Balls of Chaos entered the 2016 Marble League as badly as they possibly could have, with two finishes in dead last, one of those being a disqualification. The team finally reached positive points in the standings in the fifth event, Long Jump, where Clutter earned one point in seventh place. The team, notably, is the only team so far to have had less than zero points in the standings at the end of not only one event, but two. This was also their last event of the season in last place, although they were now tied with the Oceanics for fifteenth place.

The team had already started to turn the team’s fortune around in Collision and with Snarl’s performance in the Sand Rally, but they now continued in full force, earning at least one point per event until Quartet Diving, where they earned their third last place of the season. The Balls of Chaos notably earned their first bronze medal with Clutter’s run in the 10 Meter Sprint and their first silver medal in Team Pursuit. These two finishes ensured that the Balls of Chaos were out of the basement regardless of how the final few events went. The team placed fourth in Precision Slalom before going scoreless for the last two events and finished the 2016 Marble League in an impressive eighth place. In fact, the team was tied with the Jawbreakers in points but were just behind in medal count. Despite a rough start to the season, the Balls of Chaos, as promised, did better.

The team’s second medal of the Marble League; a silver in Team Pursuit. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

However, the 2017 Marble League Qualifiers were not as kind to the team. After staying in the clear for the first half, a fourteenth-place finish in Block Pushing and a ninth place in Funnel Spinning doomed the Balls of Chaos to the bottom four teams in the standings. The Balls of Chaos failed to qualify for the 2017 Marble League.

After making a brief cameo in the 2017 Marble League’s closing ceremony, the Balls of Chaos returned in the 2018 Marble League Draw along with the Rojo Rollers and the Kobalts, two of the three other teams that missed qualification in 2017. The Snowballs were the fourth team, but since they were chosen as hosts, they did not need to qualify. The Balls of Chaos placed into Group C for Qualifiers and soared, finishing third in Curling and second in the Snow Race and 5 Meter Ice Dash. 

By the end of the third event, they were already qualified for the 2018 Marble League and finished in their group with 25 points. This was the highest finish in points out of every team that participated in Qualifiers. The tournament was not without controversy, however, as Team Primary got into a fight with the Balls of Chaos during the Halfpipe event. Team Primary was not penalized for instigating the fight, but the team had already failed to qualify for their third Marble League. The Balls of Chaos, on the other hand, were just getting started.

A fight between Balls of Chaos and Team Primary fans in 2018 Qualifiers was staved off by security guards. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Tumult started the 2018 season off well, with a fifth-place finish in the 5 Meter Ice Dash. Anarchy took that energy and, well, dashed off with it, earning a gold medal and setting a Marble League record in the Ski Jump. The team collectively earned a gold medal in Halfpipe, in fact improving on their appearance in Qualifiers, and rising into first place overall. Despite finishing in fifteenth in the Bobsled event, the Balls of Chaos remained in the top spot.

Team Primary’s return to the Marble League, in the form of Team Momary, admittedly threw the Balls of Chaos for a loop. “That’s something we would have never seen coming,” Anarchy admitted. “We may surprise our fans here and there, but that is something we would never think of doing—especially after picking a fight with another team.”

“The Balls of Chaos can go from two straight gold finishes to basement-dwelling to back on the podium to eating gum off desk lids to somehow finishing fifth with their heads on backwards.” ~ThesaurusDinosaurus, 2020 (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Fans wondered if the rivalry between Team Primary and the Balls of Chaos would resurface as a result of this, but it never did. However, the difference in the latter’s performance was readily apparent. The Balls of Chaos fell behind, placing mostly in the bottom half of the standings for the rest of the season. Anarchy rejuvenated the team with a silver medal in the eighth event, Snowboard Cross, and a return to second place overall. However, the team continued to lag in team events, touching down in seventh place before earning a bronze medal in the final event, the Sand Mogul Race. This boosted the team back to fifth place overall, the very same place where they started the 2018 Marble League and would end it in.

“It was a great first season to be a part of. We really put ourselves out there,” Disarray, the new reserve member, stated with pride.

Expectations for the Balls of Chaos were understandably high for the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers, with the team having finished in the top ten of the 100 meter Water Race. The Balls of Chaos finished second in Funnel Spinning and third in the Relay Race, which, with a few subpar finishes, was enough for the team to qualify for their third Marble League in seventh place. The Balls of Chaos, notably, were the only team from 2016 that missed qualifications in 2017 but qualified for 2018 and 2019. The Snowballs, unfortunately, missed the cut for the 2019 Marble League in eighteenth place.

The Balls of Chaos’ 2019 season played out similarly to their 2016 season—that is, it was underwhelming until the end. The team placed in the lower middle of the standings for nine out of sixteen events, earning between two and six points. Their most notable finishes prior to the penultimate event were a fourth-place finish by Anarchy in Funnel Spinning and a seventh-place finish by Anarchy in the Summer Biathlon. By the end of the fourteenth event, Surfing, the Balls of Chaos were in fifteenth place, ahead of the Oceanics with a comfortable margin of 22 points, but far out of reach from any place near recognition.

The beginning of a chaotic comeback for the Balls of Chaos came with their silver in 2019’s Collision. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The phrase “it’s not over until it’s over” could be used to describe the outcomes of the next two events. The Balls of Chaos scraped by in the initial heats of Collision to move on to the quarter-finals, where they bested the Raspberry Racers by one point. They repeated this success in the semi-finals against the Chocolatiers, making it to the finals against the O’rangers. The latter team edged ahead of the Balls of Chaos to earn their first gold medal since the 2017 Marble League, but the Balls of Chaos earned their first medal of the season and catapulted into twelfth place, safely out of the basement.

The final event, the Sand Rally, saw many of the teams put in their captains, but the Balls of Chaos elected Tumult to run the final race. It turned out to be a worthy investment for the team, to say the least.

“This was the longest Marble League yet, at sixteen events. You might think that it would have taken a lot of endurance out of us,” stated Tumult. “but I felt a second wind, and I didn’t question it. I rolled with it.”

Tumult’s gold gave the Balls of Chaos a satisfying end to an otherwise inconsistent 2019 season. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Tumult’s gold medal, the first in their career, jettisoned the Balls of Chaos into ninth place in the overall standings, just three points away from being in the top eight teams.

“Our team is anything but traditional; we’re wildly unpredictable in everything we do except for the fact that we stick together,” Coach Harmony declared. “Our 2019 season overall wasn’t what we wanted, but we promised ourselves that no matter what, we’d enjoy the ride and that at the right time, we’d give it all we had. And I fully believe we did that.”

As they prepared for the upcoming Qualifiers, the Balls of Chaos received an official letter from the JMRC inviting them to compete in the first season of Marbula One. The team accepted the invitation and was represented by Anarchy, “The Revolutionary”, and Clutter, “Red Hot Mess”, during the tournament.

The promotional poster for the Balls of Chaos in Marbula One Season 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

Addendum

an addendum by Phoenix

The Marbula One season, beginning at the Savage Speedway Grand Prix in February 2020, was a rocky start for the two Balls of Chaos athletes, with Clutter qualifying in fifteenth and ending the race in eleventh. Anarchy didn’t fare much better on the O’raceway, netting the Balls of Chaos a single point after finishing the race in tenth. At this point, the team was standing in thirteenth position in the standings, but Clutter and Anarchy refused to give up hope so early on, hoping to pick themselves up.

This ended up turning out to be for the better, as on 26 February 2020, Clutter competed at the Momotorway Grand Prix qualifiers, and with a time of 21.05 seconds, qualified in second. The determination didn’t stop here; the Momotorway Race began with Clutter jumping ahead of rival Prim to take pole position, where they remained for much of the race. The race ended dramatically, with Prim and Clutter neck and neck before Clutter made a final push towards the finish line, earning their first podium and first Marbula One gold medal. With this win, they rose to sixth in the standings.

“Never stop believing,” Clutter said, after returning from the changing rooms well after the race ended. “You just never know when things are going to go well.” “I think Prim’s success had something to do with it,” coach Harmony revealed during a later interview. “You saw that drive hit the Balls of Chaos during the qualifying incident in 2018, they really just don’t like being shown up by similar-looking teams.”

Throughout Hunluen, pandemonium shook the cityscape in celebration following Clutter’s win at the Momotorway. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

This momentum, however, was even more short-lived than it was in 2018. Mediocre was the word to define the next several races, and the Razzway looked to be no different, with Anarchy starting fifteenth on the grid. However, in a truly chaotic fashion, Anarchy rose through the ranks after a track defect forced a race restart, ultimately finishing in a solid fifth. “Nobody knew what was going on, what with the track issues and the fan invasion. I wanted to give them an autograph, but the security marbles got to them first!” Anarchy joked in a press conference after the race. “However, it’s that confusion that helped me pull ahead. Nobody knew what to expect. I never knew what to expect, the fools were in my element now.” Clutter followed up with a final fifth-place finish at the Midnight Bay Grand Prix to cap off the season, allowing for the famous too-late-to-matter final surge the Balls of Chaos had become known for.

Their overall standing was ultimately ninth, which Clutter reflected wasn’t too bad but wasn’t desirable either.

“I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, but I feel like I could have given a bit more,” Anarchy admitted, after coming twenty-sixth in the individual marble standings. Clutter, comparatively, came ninth but remained beside their racing partner.

“We both could have, but you live and learn. And there isn’t enough time to reminisce, with Marble League 2020 around the corner.”

Clutter crosses the finish line barely a length behind Prim to conclude their inaugural season of Marbula One in ninth. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

And the Marble League was indeed around the corner. Clutter and Anarchy headed back to Hunluen where they joined the rest of their team in training. The Qualifiers were set for June 18, 2020, and the team knew they would have to work hard in order to avoid the difficult start to the League that they had seen last year. The team reportedly trained daily in their training center, The Pandemonium, and while they weren’t necessarily strict about marbles not watching, the outside was such a hubbub of noise and marbles hurrying around, it was rare that anyone would bother going to spectate. During one training session, the team was reportedly challenging each other to races in the chaos just outside the stadium.

“There is no one way to train. As a team, we have found that the most effective way to improve is to mix it up and try a variety of things together. Even if they are sometimes a little strange to others,” Coach Harmony reasoned with one curious reporter.

At last, the Marble League 2020 Qualifiers arrived, with a fairly average performance from the Balls of Chaos. The first team event of Balancing was received with a tenth position. However, Anarchy stepped up to the challenge and with a time of 2:21.01, came in second in Funnel Endurance. A Block Pushing position of eighteenth and a tenth in the 5 Meter Sprint meant that the Balls of Chaos had qualified for the 2020 Marble League, with an overall standing position of seventh.

“We’re in it. That’s good,” Anarchy, the captain, told a reporter when the team was approached after the Qualifiers.

“Now we just have to actually do well,” Tumult piped up. The team laughed and rolled away, proud that they had qualified and ready for the League ahead.

The Marble League began decently for the Balls of Chaos, as the team picked up a fourth in the first event of Balancing. This start did not continue through the second event, where the team collectively finished Halfpipe in thirteenth. However, Clutter made amends with a fifth place in Funnel Endurance. Newton’s Cradle was a similar story to Halfpipe, and the team’s two chosen athletes, Anarchy and Tumult, ended up in thirteenth, bringing Balls of Chaos to an overall position of ninth in the standings.

Anarchy was set to compete in the next event, and although having already competed in the event prior, was confident that they could do well. And true to spirit, Anarchy performed admirably and picked up the Balls of Chaos’ first medal of the League, a silver. Anarchy’s best jump of 82.60 cm helped the team move up to fifth in the overall standings, about a third of the way through the League.

Anarchy earns their second Long Jump medal (counting Ski Jump 2018). (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Despite this result, the performances immediately started going downhill from here. Snarl placed fifteenth in the 5 Meter Hurdles, and then the whole team only managed a thirteenth in Block Pushing. This was consistent through the next event, where Disarray placed thirteenth in Triathlon but was worsened by Snarl in the Sand Mogul Race with another fifteenth place. Following this, Clutter competed in the 5 Meter Sprint, and failing to recall the speed that allowed a podium during the first season of Marbula One, placed thirteenth. They had now fallen to eleventh in the overall standings, with only six events left.

“We’re not doing so well,” Snarl admitted to a group of reporters, disappearing suddenly before there was a chance for any further questions.

The terrible performances only continued, with a fourteenth place in the Black Hole Funnel, where Anarchy and Clutter competed. A short break for an average event performance came next, where the team managed to earn a ninth in the Relay, and then Snarl jumped 38.5 cm to reach eighth in the High Jump, but they just fell even further in the next two events. The Balls of Chaos came fifteenth in Team Aquathlon, and in the penultimate event of Collision, came twelfth. With one event left to go, they were standing in fifteenth place in the overall standings, only eight points above Mellow Yellow, the last-place team. 

A lot of pressure was riding on Tumult in the Marble Marathon, to try to regain some places. And Tumult didn’t do too badly, achieving sixth place at the end of the race. Unfortunately, this wasn’t enough, and the Balls of Chaos remained in fifteenth place at the end of Marble League 2020. This was their worst final standings for a Marble League they qualified for.

Tumult finishes the Marathon in sixth, a good result that would guide them towards Marbula One but not out of fifteenth overall. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“Yeah. Not our best go. I hoped for better. I expected better,” Anarchy told reporters, looking slightly downcast. They sighed and perked up, an edge of confidence and determination in their voice.

“We just have to pick ourselves up and try again. We’ll get there.”

The Balls of Chaos had done badly, but they didn’t let it dampen their spirits. They headed back to Hunluen, as cheerfully as if they had done well, though not so cheerfully as if they had won. But their cheerfulness was not an indicator of apathy, as they resumed a medium level of training soon after arrival, determined to do better the next chance they had.

Although their training was as rigorous as ever, the Balls of Chaos continued to adopt their unique style of inconsistent training, ensuring room for fun to keep them going. They met up with the Pinkies and had a dance-off, the blossoming of a new tradition and a somewhat friendship-rivalry mix between the two teams.

            “Oh…you don’t know what we’re talking about, do you? It’s a funny story. We saw comments on the Marblebase that were joking about a dance competition between us and the Balls of Chaos, so we decided to try it out. Come in—you can be the judge of the grand finale!”

While most of the team started a slow and steady preparation for competitions in the distant future, after receiving an invitation to Marbula One Season 2, Coach Harmony selected both Tumult, “The Tempest”, and Clutter to compete in the coming races.

The promotional poster for the Balls of Chaos in Marbula One Season 2. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

On 7 November 2020, twenty teams gathered at the first qualifiers of Season 2, at Minty Mania. The Qualifiers carried new stakes with them; the athlete’s results reflecting both their beginning position as well as whether or not they got into the race itself. Though Clutter had competed in the previous season of Marbula One, this qualification process was new.

“I’m not worried,” Tumult told reporters, after watching Clutter leave to prepare for the first race’s qualifiers. “I know Clutter has done it before, and I haven’t, but I’m sure we’ll still do great.”

These words did not hold up for long, as in the Minty Mania Qualifiers, Clutter qualified seventeenth out of twenty and failed to qualify for the first race, a tragic start to the season. Despite this devastating start, Tumult failed to lose hope going into the return of the O’raceway on 14 November 2020, and qualified for the race in sixth. The day after, Tumult managed to pull back from sixth position, and in the second race of the season, the Balls of Chaos earned a bronze, just ahead of Rima from Team Primary. With this extra boost of confidence, Clutter qualified for the Honeydome in eighth and raced an average race with a final position of twelfth.

Coach Harmony joins Tumult to take the third step of the podium at the O’raceway. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Tumult then performed similarly at the Aquamaring, with a qualification of eleventh, and then a final result of eighth, which dropped the Balls of Chaos only one position down in the standings to tenth. The team’s middle position would not last for long though, as in the next race at the team’s home track, Tumult Turnpike, Tumult devastatingly didn’t even qualify for the race, ending the qualifiers in seventeenth. 

“I started off fairly well,” Tumult recollected at the end. “I had some good speed. I reckon if I’d have kept that up I’d have finished high up, but I took quite a hard hit at turn 6. Completely slowed me down and there was no catching up at that point. It’s not a mistake I’ve made often, I believe I got distracted or something.”

As it was, Tumult was 0.451 seconds off the final qualification spot, which was taken by Speedy from the Savage Speeders. This low qualification place was consistent into the next race, where Clutter only just achieved qualification in the sixteenth place at Arctic Circuit, catching up a few spots during the race to finish the race. The ending of this race concluded the first half of Marbula One Season 2, and Tumult and Clutter swiftly returned to the rest of the team to resume team training.

The Balls of Chaos reunite at Panda Park, a natural reserve located on the banks of the Hunluen River. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

As winter was passing, the team was thrilled to receive an invitation from the JMRC to compete in the Marble League Winter Special, a small and wintery version of the League during the off-season. While this was only a fraction of the size of the full league they were due to compete in later in the year, as a professional marble sports team they considered it important to keep a good reputation through any sort of competition that they did.

The Marble League Winter Special was set to have five events, and the Balls of Chaos would be competing against fifteen other teams who had all been invited over from the Marble League. The first event, the Ice Dash, was held on 3 January and featured a long straight ice track, reminiscent of the Sprint but without lanes. Anarchy was the first representative of the Balls of Chaos to compete in this tournament, and set the bar low for the team, falling back at the beginning of the race and then taking a wide-angle that finished them in the last position in their heat. Their time of 4.869 was only sufficient enough for fourteenth-place in the total standings, a disappointing beginning to the Winter League.

Tumult proceeded to then replicate this result in the next event of Snowboard Cross, where they were placed in Group A. With a track reminiscent to that of the Elimination Race, an event that the Balls of Chaos had only competed in once and ranked bottom of the standings, Tumult began the Snowboard Cross by very quickly falling to the back of the group, right behind Razzy from the Raspberry Racers. A small tussle mid-way through the race where Tumult momentarily went ahead of Razzy lasted only shortly and Tumult stayed in last, with a hard hit right near the end that forced them a whole 1.49 seconds behind Astron from Team Galactic, who had won the race. The Balls of Chaos achieved yet another fourteenth place result and fell to last place in the overall standings.

Snarl was up next, with Speed Skating, an event which placed the Balls of Chaos against the Snowballs, who had Snow racing for them. This event had the rest of the teams on the edge of their seats, watching Snarl a short distance behind the Snowballs during most of the race. Fortunately, Snarl pulled forward right at the end to finish just in front, but only achieved a standings result of thirteenth.

The whole team came together in the Bobsled, an event where they had previously attained a fifteenth place position back in Marble League 2018. With only two events left and sitting in last place in the standings, it was crucial that the team achieved a high result in order to try to pull themselves forwards. The Balls of Chaos were due to race first, and the team got into the bobsled at the top of the track filled with excitement and nervousness. Their performance was decent, with a fast start but slowing down at the beginning. It wasn’t the best they could have done, but they ended up in seventh for that event, bringing them up to fourteenth in the overall standings.

The Balls of Chaos dash down the Winter Special’s Bobsled course to finish seventh. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I’m glad. It could have gone much worse but it didn’t,” Anarchy admitted after the event. Their teammate, Clutter, spoke up. “We’re still near the end of the standings, with only one event left, but near the end is better than the end, so let’s keep that up.”

True to their word, the next team event of Ice Hockey gave them a roughly mid-range standing of ninth, which kept them in fourteenth position overall. While they didn’t even get past the first round against the Hazers, they were fortunate to not place so low that they fell back in the standings. It was a disappointing finish, gaining only 23 points to end in fourteenth out of sixteen, but for Clutter and Tumult, who had only a short period of time before a return to the Marbula One Season 2 second half, there was little time to reflect.

Perhaps still affected by the knock of confidence from failing to qualify at the race they hosted, or distracted by the long gap over winter, Tumult’s return to Marbula One in February started with a flop as they also failed to qualify in the Raceforest, attaining a seventeenth place qualifier position. After the qualifiers were concluded, Tumult could be seen deep in conversation with Clutter and Coach Harmony, before Harmony and Tumult left together. Clutter was asked afterward whether or not Tumult was upset with how things were going.

“Upset? Well, not in the way you are thinking. They are certainly disappointed with themself. But Tumult is determined, I’m quite confident that we won’t see this happen again in their next race.”

In response to the less than favorable results the Balls of Chaos had recently achieved, Clutter put everything into the next race at the Momotorway, the track that during the first season they had claimed a victory at. True to consistency with this, Clutter successfully qualified in fourth and finished the race the next day in second, a boost to team morale that brought them up to tenth in the overall standings.

Coach Harmony and Clutter come together on the podium to celebrate their silver. The Balls of Chaos were one of seven teams that had both racers podium during Season 2. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The next week, at Palette Park, Tumult entered the stadium with a determined expression that reflected the confidence given by Clutter’s last result, as well as two weeks of hard training and pep talks from their coach and teammate. Almost as if responding to Tumult’s anguish at having failed at the Balls of Chaos’ track, when on their rival team, Team Primary’s track, Tumult regained their impressive speed and at the Qualifiers, finished the solo run in 12.70, second place for Q1. 

“Wow, that was appropriately a chaotic run with loads of speed. It’s showing some of these other runners that you can take some chances and it may pay off.” (Greg Woods Commentary)

 Tumult fell behind in Q2, with both Yellup and Smoggy only just ahead, but regained this position at the very beginning of the third qualifying race, allowing them to begin the next day’s race in provisional second. The main race went similarly well, with Tumult only finishing the race two positions back from where they started, earning a fourth-place and yet again moving Balls of Chaos up to eighth in the final standings. It wasn’t a win, but Tumult looked incredibly pleased when they met up with Coach Harmony after the race, having made up for the lack of success prior.

However, it seemed like Clutter and Tumult’s luck ran out at this point. In the Misty Mountain Grand Prix, Clutter managed to achieve a pole position, after a set of very quick races. Despite this, tragedy struck on Lap 7 of the race, when Clutter narrowly missed the wall of the track when coming off the belt, and ended up forced down the Safety Marble lane by their momentum. The race was unsalvageable, but took an interesting turn in Lap 9, when Bumble of the Bumblebees took a very hard hit at Turn 6, causing them to stall in the middle of the track, deploying a yellow flag. The safety marble was released, and Clutter benefited from it, as they were able to return back to the track. The two approached the turn in which Bumble remained, before a collision from the safety marble at the turn caused Clutter to bounce back and get stuck beside Bumble. In the momentum of the race, the safety marble was unable to dislodge either of them and a red flag was called, stopping the race, and Clutter ended the race in sixteenth position, after being determined as a DNF. This disappointing last-place finish continued into the next qualifiers at the Savage Speedway, where Tumult returned from their previous decent finish and failed to qualify, ending the qualifier in twentieth.

Clutter gets stuck at Turn 6, joining Bumble amid a truly chaotic Misty Mountain GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

There was one race to go, and the Balls of Chaos were in tenth position in the overall standings, a position in the middle of all competitors, and a mix of mostly very good and very bad results. In an attempt to better the position in the final race at Midnight Bay, Clutter eventually ended the qualifiers with a provisional position of second. Things were looking up, but the tragic twist in Clutter’s last race seemed to weigh on them greatly. It was perhaps due to this that the race went less than desirable for Clutter, and they fell back to finish that race in eleventh position.

The end of Marbula One Season 2 had arrived and the Balls of Chaos had come in eleventh position in the overall standings. This was only two positions lower than the previous season but was still not the top podium spot that every marble team hoped for.

“I’m surprised I did as well as I did, to be honest, as it felt like I performed quite badly,” Tumult told interviewers after. They had managed to place seventeenth overall in the individual marble standings, staying above the twentieth position through the entire season. Clutter attained a similar result, ending in twenty-fourth place in the individual standings.

“I could have done better. You always can, even if you come first. And we will if there’s a next time. I’m sure of it,” added Clutter, after a pause.

Coach Harmony is spotted hiking with the Balls of Chaos at the foothills of Mount Huaze. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

With the disaster of the Marble League Winter Special still hanging on to the team, they began training with passion. The team could be found daily in and around The Pandemonium, training hard for the upcoming league. For such a chaotic team, it was strange to know that they were dedicated to reaching the goal of the Marble League half a year away, so it was both a surprise and not a surprise to find out they had entered a new competition in the meanwhile.

“Cranthym Challenges,” Coach Harmony informed reporters after one long training session. “It’s not just marble sports, but also a lot of puzzles and that kind of thing.”

Cranthym Challenges was indeed a new competition, set to first be held in late March. A competition that required much more than physical skill from a marble, and the last thing anyone expected the Balls of Chaos to participate in.

“Aren’t you worried that this competition may take away your training time for the Marble League?” a reporter asked the coach while being jostled by the crowds outside the stadium.

“No, I think it’s exactly what we need. Clutter heard of it first and mentioned it. And I think the skills in it might turn out really useful for the Marble League, so we let a few other teams know and they seemed interested. Of course, it isn’t all we are focusing on, doing well in the Marble League is also important to us.” And with that, Harmony had vanished.

True to their word, the Balls of Chaos rolled into the new tournament of Cranthym Challenges with a confident and exciting outlook. It was new, and it was interesting. The word of the competition had spread around the Marble League teams, and the Balls of Chaos weren’t alone. The Opening of the Challenges was to take place in a very large hall called The Cranthym, which was filled with marbles from sixteen different teams. The Balls of Chaos’ dance ‘rivals’, the Pinkies were present, alongside the Green Ducks and the Kobalts. The O’rangers also took up the invitation, and not wanting to be bested by their rivals, the Savage Speeders also attended. These Marble League teams had taken very short breaks from their various competitions and activities during the offseason to compete, even though the competition itself was new and had a rather low broadcast and media coverage.

The Balls of Chaos and their manager, Entropy, personally invite the Hazers to compete in the Cranthym Challenges. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

“There are a lot of teams we know here, who have somehow managed to take the time out of their busy schedules to attend,” Anarchy mentioned to a reporter near the team. “But also some less well-known ones.” They gestured over to a team in a light purple uniform. “Those are the Magusi, they arrived here at the same time as us so we started to get to know each other. Their captain, Mage, is very friendly.” And the Opening began before Anarchy was able to say any more.

The competition was made up of ten different challenges, where the team with the most points at the end was awarded the Cranthym Crown. The first challenge was a maze, and it didn’t go especially smoothly for the Balls of Chaos. The team somehow split up while navigating and finished thirteenth, earning no points. The Hazers won the first gold, a team called Team Strix got silver and the O’rangers snatched the bronze narrowly from the Savage Speeders. However, the Balls of Chaos refused to let this knock their confidence, and in the second event, which involved code-breaking, they placed first. 

The rest of the competition continued chaotically for the team, and with results jumping from the podium to mid-range to lower end, the Balls of Chaos gradually climbed the ranking. It was in the closing of the event that Balls of Chaos had managed to hold on to fourth position, while the third and second places were achieved by Team Strix and Hazers respectively. The first Cranthym Cup and Crown were awarded to the Whizlers.

The awards ceremony following the Cranthym Challenges. (Art Credit: Phoenix)

Back in Hunluen, the team spoke to reporters.

“I’m so glad we did it. It was a blast and has really helped us work on our problem solving and teamwork skills,” Snarl was the first to speak.

“And we also did fairly well. I hadn’t expected us to, but I think we really found that our chaotic nature was very useful as we were able to be creative and experiment with all sorts of ways to solve things, rather than being fixated on one approach as some teams were,” Tumult added.

The final standings of the Cranthym Challenges. (Design Credit: Stynth)

“We were only one point behind Team Strix,” Coach Harmony said while ushering the team inside to resume their training.

It was ultimately a success for the team, but would it help them with the fast-approaching Marble League 2021? On 14 May, a fourteenth place result from Tumult in the Marble League 2021 Practice Race suggested that the team certainly had a chance to do well, but the full league was coming and could bring anything.

Former JMRC Member Mesp meets Clutter in Felynia as they head to the Cat’s Dunes. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

In RetRollSpective, the Balls of Chaos have had a chaotic run in the Marble League, with two finishes in the middle of the standings, one in the top five, and one in the bottom of the standings. They were the first team to win two consecutive gold medals, as well as the first team to have a negative number of points in the standings. They also had a disorderly set of results in both seasons of Marbula One which resulted in two finishes in the middle of the standings. They have a distinct rivalry with Team Primary, but could not be any closer within their own team, which is reflected in their team medal victories. They, true to their Arms of Chaos, are representative of infinite possibilities by any means necessary. Although they seem to have had a fairly rough year, their inconsistent results are sure to lean in their favor again. Best of luck to the Balls of Chaos in the near future, keep on rolling!

Credits

  • Writers: Phoenix, Stynth 
  • Editors: Edu G.J., Mesp, Smacg13
  • Artists: Jack Ironhide, Phoenix
  • Graphic Designers: Stynth, Tim Ritz
  • Photographers: Jelle’s Marble Runs, Phoenix
  • Release: 02/11/2021

Something Wicked This Way Rolls

From the journals of Aleister Crolley, paranormal investigator

To you, dear Reader, who holds this work in your hands: You, like I, must have wondered about the mystery of the Halloween Races, those bouts whose footage we see in bits and pieces at the end of October. Uploaded online and spread through word of mouth, these races inspire in us both awe and terror.

Whether it is the sight of a marble rolling down great towers or mazes; the grisliness of a spider’s maw about to devour a racer; or the jaunty tune of the skeleton keeping count at the finish line, the scenes from these races do not seem from our world.

Yet my curiosity could not be quenched. For the last two years, I traveled the corners of Marblearth to track down the racers who take part in these bouts. Why would they race under such perilous stakes? For fame, for fortune, or for a thrill they cannot muster elsewhere? Before you, Reader, is an explorer’s dive into the deep.

Away on Shark Tooth Land

My adventure began with a source derided by others. Coach Tide – the Oceanic infamous for being fired on television during Dunduei’s Marble League – was in the news shortly after for describing an encounter they had with “a marble, not from our world.” The Oceanics fandom, vindictive as it was after a summer of embarrassment, was unkind to Tide in ways the coach described to me in great detail.

When I could afford the journey to Tide’s home in Dunduei, it took only a gift of two espressos to seize the details from them. “I am so grateful you’re working to solve this mystery,” said the former coach. “If you make your way to the island of Shark Tooth Land across the strait from here, you will catch the marble I talked about.”

After three nights of patrolling, I finally made contact: an orange orb whose glow flickers on and off in the night, by the name of Jack-O-Lantern. “I suppose I cannot hide forever,” said this inaugural Halloween Race participant.

Jack-O-Lantern (center) at the 2020 Halloween Race starting gate. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

A strange tale surrounds this racer’s origins: time and time again, they would explain that they are a “reanimated marble,” a marble not made in the same way as us but from an array of synthetic material.

“My earliest memory is a laboratory where my creator trained me to be strong and fast,” said Jack-O-Lantern. But soon after, this racer was ejected from the laboratory and has not met their creator since.

It was after years of wandering the land in search of their creator that they stumbled into their first Halloween Race. “One night three years ago, I met two others: Will-O-The-Wisp and Eye of the Demon. I traveled a long time without any friends, but that night they allowed me to take part in an experiment of theirs.” 

This was the race known as the 2016 Halloween Race, which saw the three marbles race across sandy curves and then a labyrinth of glass. A back and forth throughout the race between Jack-O-Lantern and Eye of the Demon ended in a photographic finish in the former’s favor. “What great joy I felt then because I won by keeping my balance, by being strong,” recalled the racer.

Jack-O-Lantern (right) overtaking for the lead in 2016. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

What was more important to Jack-O-Lantern, though, was a bond they forged with Will-O-The-Wisp. The blue marble offered them a residence around Helarve, as well as financial assistance for finding their creator. As footage of the 2016 race spread quickly online, said assistance flowed in at a quicker pace and sent Jack-O-Lantern on many trips around the world.

Jack-O-Lantern would later participate in three more Halloween races, delighting viewers with a last-minute overtake for victory in 2017 yet failing to contend much in 2019 and 2020. The reason was visible from their flickering glow: they were aging as the parts inside them were wearing out.

“My time left is too short, and I thank my friend for allowing me to travel here. If I do not find my creator in this area, I will travel until I cannot,” concluded Jack-O-Lantern. “I spend free time racing because it is fun, and I like the friends I made.”

Inside Harva Woods

Jack-O-Lantern trusted me enough to reveal the location of Will-O-The-Wisp, the true organizer behind the annual Halloween races. This mastermind lives deep in the forests of Harva National Park near Helarve, the home of the Midnight Wisps. I was told I am most likely to encounter them on a foggy fall evening.

Hiking around twisted branches and mud during a weeklong excursion into the Woods, hope felt scarce and fleeting. The day before I must return, the cusp of winter was upon Helarve and beyond the trees lay only fog and frost. And then, through these shades of gray, I noticed something shiny, something blue.

What joy it was to roll over and find the glimmer came from this clear blue marble, whose hue was as vivid as a cloudless sky. “Do not worry, I don’t bite or anything,” said Will-O-The-Wisp before me.

Will-O-The-Wisp at the 2020 Halloween Race starting gate. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Dismissed by others as an odd young marble, Will-O-The-Wisp was never at ease in cities and would spend entire weekends out in the wilderness. “I discovered an affinity for wild plants, and also the spiders who would crawl in these woods. I find myself talking to the spiders as if they were my real friends.”

At the cusp of adulthood, the blue marble decided to leave Helarve and travel the world for odd and archaic sites, “the parts of Marblearth chipped by time, though not swept away.” A daredevil, Will-O-The-Wisp was prone to wild stunts. Hence the discovery of a sand track with an underground labyrinth at its center led to the marble racing down it, preserved in a point-of-view video widely shared online.

The racer’s retro look, c. 2016 and 2017. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

It was then that the marble heard from an unexpected figure – Greg Woods, the Marble League commentator. They provided funds for Will-O-The-Wisp to return to that track, alongside a film crew and another eccentric marble Greg matched them with. On top of a chance encounter with Jack-O-Lantern, the 2016 Halloween Race was born.

Despite their centrality to the enterprise, Will-O-The-Wisp is an unspectacular racer prone to crashing halfway through races. Throughout four years, their only chance to make the overall podium occurred in 2019. In the sixth and penultimate race, the blue marble would find their stride in the maze, then cut past all others in the final glass section to win two races in a row. “Will-O-The-Wisp likes to live dangerously,” observed Greg Woods.
The momentum could not last for the final race, where Will-O-The-Wisp did not crash out but rather was overtaken by Casper and Zomball. Thus did the mastermind accept an overall fourth place.

Will-O-The-Wisp darting ahead of their competitors in 2019. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

To this day, Will-O-The-Wisp describes Greg Woods as their main benefactor. The commentator has offered generous sums for organizers to scour the globe for abandoned sites, on which courses and races can be done – as long as Greg is the first to commentate on them. With Woods’s backing, Will-O-The-Wisp also constructed the dancing skeleton contraption that both records finish times, as well as sing “Happy Halloween!” to the final racers.

“How strange both Greg and I are, really,” said Will-O-The-Wisp. “Perhaps both of us are drawn to the paranormal and to explore the deep recesses of our world. And having found me, you might receive an invite to report on a future race I organize one day.”

To this day I will spend the day waiting around my phone, hoping for that call from that cerulean commissioner to arrive. I tried repeatedly to obtain a comment from Greg Woods, to no avail.

Will-O-The-Wisp’s handicraft at work in the 2019 Halloween Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Within the Herbotamia Tower

One summer I was fortunate enough to land in Herbotamia and to visit the remnants of the Big Tower that was once built for the Hubelino Tournament. But gone were the Bumblebees; gone were the Minty Maniacs; what remained was the husk of a structure, abandoned and scarcely used.

The Big Tower in Herbotamia was retrofitted for the Halloween Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

In 2018, the forces behind Will-O-The-Wisp converted this tower into a haunting track for that year’s Halloween Race. Halfway up the tower, I found its sole resident – the Halloween Racer Eyeball, whose story is the most outlandish I’ve heard. According to them:

“I am part of a proud line of marbles who keeps watch over the Ocean, on an island days away from civilization. In our line, we were ordered to protect the continent behind us by defending against the Aga’frakh, aquatic beasts who would terrorize the world if they made their way behind our island.

“When we see the Aga’frakh, we rain upon them stones from our island until their fins are no longer seen. But my cursed sibling one day abandoned their post, saying it was time for them to see the continent we defend for themselves. I could only chase after them, building my own boat and sailing away from my home.”

Aside from how both these marbles could sail across the ocean by themselves, I questioned Eyeball after much of their elaborate descriptions of the sea beasts: “The way you talk about these Aga’frakh… are you not just describing dolphins?”

Eyeball looking sharp back in 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The conversation moved quickly thereafter to Eyeball’s journey after they supposedly sailed over. For months, they rolled across what I can only infer was the Western Hemisphere. One night, they caught footage of the 2018 Marble League, but most important a shot of a marble looking like a blue eye in the stands. Eyeball made the connection: “There they were, my sibling!”

Eyeball’s sibling at the 2018 Marble League. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Connecting the evidence, Eyeball realized their sibling must be the same Eye of the Demon who Greg Woods found as a competitor in 2016 and 2017, under a scarier name in a red uniform. Eyeball then enlisted in the 2018 Halloween Race, hoping to learn more there about their sibling who competed in it last year.

In the desert night, Eyeball was leagues beyond other competitors in their speed and finished first in multiple races. But their prowess attracted unwanted attention. They were almost eliminated and fed to the spiders in one round after a hard contact stopped them. In the final race, their early lead was lost after they were knocked off course at the final halfpipe out of the Tower.

Still placing third at the end, Eyeball felt joy as photos were taken of them on the podium. But disappointment followed: “No one would tell me where my sibling could be. Within a night, these organizers were ready to leave the Tower,” said the racer.

Eyeball ahead of competitors racing down the Big Tower. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

What Eyeball was able to secure from Will-O-The-Wisp was financial support if the racer had any idea where their sibling would be. The last solid trace of Eye of the Demon was in 2019 when Eyeball spotted that same blue pupil in the upper section of Seven Seas Stadium. But by the time they could travel to Dunduei, the stadium already emptied out save for some protesting Oceanics fans.

After those occasional travels, however, Eyeball would go back to their new home in Herbotamia. “The Tower is a fine place to stay, and every morning I climb to the top to watch over the land,” said Eyeball. “But if only someone, the marble I seek, would realize that I am here waiting.”

Deep in Deekin Rainforest

In two years’ Halloween Races we observe racers clad in a sickly yellow or green, by the respective names of “Zombie Brain” or “Zomball.” Do their names reveal an innate glass-eating nature or something more benign? I could not make headway on this subject until I received correspondence from Gnome, a member of the Kobalts.

As fate would have it, a relative of Gnome’s is a trained Knikkologist – a researcher of marble cultures. I met the pair in Zuro, then rode by boat down the great river out of Zuro, toward a tribe the Knikkologist believed matched my description.

Our encounter took a week of travel, but a week well spent: we ended under a rainforest canopy, the three of us were next to a larger marble with a green and metallic sheen, the very same Zomball I saw in the latest footage.

Zomball in the maze in 2019’s Halloween Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

When asked by the Knikkologist if they had heard of anyone by the name of Zombie Brain, Zomball’s first reply was shocking: Ga-lah frahkh – “I ate them.”

But it was just a devious prank pulled on us, as the one I knew by Zombie Brain rolled into the same room and we learned they were cousins.

In their words, Zombie Brain is part of a marble tribe whose tradition is to shuffle and hunt at night, a rite neighboring tribes feared and viewed with suspicion to the point of labeling the tribe as “zombies.” But this legend led an outsider to find them, and offer them a chance to take part in the 2018 Halloween Race.

Zombie Brain would escape elimination in the first round, but what happened next shocked them. The Knikkologist translated for us: “I heard a voice somewhere call out: ‘Eat up, my children.’ I turn, and I see a spider devouring the marble in last place! What savagery and sorcery was this, I thought!”

Elimination means succumbing to the spiders. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Thinking they were now racing for their life, Zombie Brain crashed and pushed their way through every round up to the final race. Carried up the Herbotamia Tower and witnessing what vertiginous routes they had to race down, the racer closed their eyes and charged endlessly forward.

Only once they were near the end did they realize what happened: a skillful collision or two against Vampire later, Zombie Brain was in the lead going into the final turns.

Zombie Brain wins 2018’s Halloween Race – at what cost? (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Thus did this marble win the 2018 Halloween Race, but due to a misunderstanding, they swore never to compete in the event again. Only in our conversations did they realize the other competitors were not actually eaten by spiders, that those scenes were for show.

“It will take time for me to forgive this dim-witted cousin of mine, Zomball, who despite my warnings thought they would take my place in next year’s race.” Despite the admonishment, Zomball shrugged it off and laughed. In translation: “You only act this way because I could have won in my year as well! You’re just jealous.”

Over the River Rollder

Fully invested now in uncovering the paranormal, I was delighted to receive an anonymous email requesting I investigate a folk legend. Every fall, farmers along the River Rollder near Rubow will talk of an evil gremlin prone to stealing their berry crops. Renting out a boat, I inspected the berry bushes on the shore while I parked the boat on the river’s side.

The first night yielded no results, but the second night was clear with a full moon shining above. Close to falling asleep on my watch, I was jolted awake by what could only be a loud howl. I landed on shore and gave chase to a familiar sight from the Halloween Races: A dark violet marble with swirls of white.

Unfortunately, that marble I chased possessed extraordinary speed, and within a minute they had escaped beyond my sight. Therefore, to understand this marble we call “Booberry,” I consulted Rubus Rosifolius, professor of rhetoric at the University of Rubow.

Booberry (center) at the 2020 Halloween Race starting gate. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“The folk legend that drew you here is the Curse of the Weremarble,” explained Rubus. “Throughout history,  it was said that on the full moon, a few marbles would transform into a new sphere which was mostly black, but with fangs of white that were hard as diamond. From your description, this marble you sought looks similar to the legend.”

Nevertheless, this professor was skeptical I had proven anything: “Are you certain you heard a howl? How could any of us tell if this marble had the exact shades of black and white? What is plausible is that this poor marble was born looking too similar to the Weremarble of legend, and is therefore discriminated against by ignorant villagers.”

With the full story of Booberry still a mystery, I can only describe their appearances in the Races themselves. Competing in 2019 and 2020, they are not a racer with great control, but one who has the potential to break out and take the lead. This can be seen in Race 4 of 2019’s event, or the start of the final race in 2020.

Descending the candle passageway and in front of the Haunted Castle, Greg Woods described the action: “Booberry, in the lead – gets stuck, only to be dislodged! Frankenstein, a little help there.” These two racers, the grisliest of that year’s contenders, would, in the end, be unable to fend off the eventual winner, who snuck past them both in the Castle.

Booberry coming in second in 2020. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Whether the results were fair or not, in the footage we were shown, Booberry glistened more than ever when they climbed the podium to accept second in that year’s race.

Below the Mines of Fantum

In a second trip to the Herbotamia region, I had no time to revisit the Tower and instead traveled further north, beyond where desert turns to plain, to where cliffs and mountains are traversed. One roll could send you flying off as I climbed down into the valley towards my destination: the mines of Fantum, an occasional training ground for Ghost Plasma and other athletes.

The rumor enshrouding these mines was that they were haunted by a malicious spirit. Armed with a flashlight, I descended into the mines one night with my hearing perched for the slightest noise. At first, there were only chirps from rodents or other vermin, but then I started following a faint, high-pitched “Ooooohh.”

One swing of the flashlight revealed the source: A gray marble with wondrous swirls, more solid than a ghost marble but still almost transparent in the light. This was the racer I yearned to meet, the one called “Casper.”

In 2017, a marble from the surface discovered them just as I did, extending an invitation to compete in a Halloween race. “I had no name then, or even knew what that meant,” whispered Casper. “They would point at me and say I am called ‘Ghoster,’ which sounded fine.”

Ghoster speeding down the 2017 race track. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Breaking out of the lead early, Ghoster seemed assured of victory as they sidestepped skeletons and debris. But after losing their balance in the final sector, they were overtaken to the finish by Jack-O-Lantern. Competing with a marble who “flipped the DRS open,” as Greg Woods noted, is no fair fight.

Whatever rumors were of this spirit’s maliciousness is tainted, for in truth the racer is rather exceedingly timid. “It was such a disaster to lose that race, and I didn’t want to show my face again! I stayed in these mines for a very long time,” Casper told me. “But one day a red marble came to talk with me every day, who would curse all who made fun of me, and who kept insisting on my true strength.”
With this encouragement, the newly named Casper resurfaced to join 2019’s event. A fast and consistent racer, this spirit won one race easily and was in contention for the championship from the first to last race. The climax occurred in the final race after Casper noticed their crimson friend was stuck against the wall.

Casper at the 2020 Halloween Race starting gate. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I knew I had it in me to win, even if I can barely see the winner up ahead,” recounted Casper. For us viewers, it also seemed assured that Zomball would win the final race until a silvery glimmer showed at the final turn. “– Where did Casper come from?!” exclaimed Greg Woods at the time.

Ultimately, the push was not enough; by placing second instead of first, Casper would merely tie for most points and cede the championship. But they greatly admired the winner, who Casper rejoined in 2020’s Halloween race.

“Make sure you find them,” said the ghostly racer to me. “My guide and my mentor, the reason why I dare talk to you – the marble named Blood Moon.”

Casper and Blood Moon winning second and first in 2019. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Outskirts of Vellis

Any avid watcher of the Halloween Races will remember Blood Moon. This crimson racer first appeared in 2019’s footage, and their explosive speed kept them in the winning position over many rounds. They were then the first racer to win in back-to-back years by cruising ahead of their competitors in the 2020 race.

Unlike all the other racers I interviewed, I received an interview request from Blood Moon by mail, a month before I would send off my research to the wider media. The letter read: “Pleased to make your acquaintance whenever you visit Vellis,” followed by their address.

What a surprise it was that, despite the racer’s brilliance and the elegance of their prose, Blood Moon introduced themselves as a mere MarBus driver working in Vellis. They lived with modest means, in a small cottage far from the city but with a bus of their own.

One blood-red marble stood above all others for two years in a row. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I lack athletic ability, actually, but I’ve loved driving ever since I was a small marble,” recounted Blood Moon at their residence. “I earn a steady living in Vellis, and for some reason I was invited to a gathering of racers on Halloween of 2019. It fulfilled a great sense of adventure, an inner desire to race.”

Though their ability to come back or pull away with the lead suggest some athletic skill, Blood Moon believes their strength is mostly psychological. “There are nights when I would take my bus and accelerate as fast as I could down a stretch of highway, and it is reflected in my racing. Perhaps my other opponents are too distracted by the sounds and frights surrounding us on our courses. Nonetheless, for such frightful creatures, you would expect us to not be sidetracked by cheap tricks.”

Without me to steer the conversation on track, Blood Moon is much more inclined to gossip about other racers than other interviewees. They also described a fierce rivalry with the former racer Zombie Brain; a confusing one, as neither of them raced in the same race that we in the public know of.

I at least learned their favourite racing moment is the final race of 2020’s Halloween event: “Despite some brutish collisions against me from my competitors out the gate, I gained ground at the end of the starting sprint and in the castle, able to climb to first through pure racing.” 

Blood Moon sprinting to win the 2020 Halloween Race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

My parting remark joked about whether Blood Moon’s hidden talent exceeds that of the team this city’s residents really cared about: the Savage Speeders. A guffaw later, Blood Moon replied: “it’s quite ironic that the closest I’ve been to the Speeders was when I parked on the side of the street and saw one of their victory parades roll down next to me. They seem quite accomplished, but I have much to enjoy in my life. I have nothing to prove to them.”

One Explorer’s Revelation

Photo portrait of the author. (Design Credit: Fouc)

Two years after my investigation commenced, I received a call for which I long awaited. One of the great media moguls of Marblearth, Stynth, heard about my efforts and requested a meeting. With the last of my savings, I sent transcripts of my interviews and scans of my photography to their office via courier.

What high spirits I was in quickly fell down to earth when I picked up the phone. Stynth had reviewed my findings, but before I could tell more of my story they cut me off. “I’m looking through all the work you did, and this is just incredible!” 

I began: “It’s my pleasure to share my work with an open-minded marble–”

Stynth continued: “How could you be so incredibly wrong about everything?!”

As it turns out, this editor of marble sports believed only in mundane theories. To Stynth, there can be only one explanation for why these races happen: “they’re events where famous athletes dress in costumes and compete with each other, so they’re not tracked by journalists or fans.”

As such, to Stynth my evidence of paranormal origins was all “illogical.” The explanation they wanted – unmasking the real athletes behind the costumes – was unfulfilled.

“You were able to interview all these athletes and I’m just stunned you never put the pieces together,” said Stynth. “What are the odds of a Kobalts member introducing you to the Zombie Cousins, on top of you running into Will-O-The-Wisp in Helarve only when the Wisps had their off-season, on top of a former Oceanics coach pointing you to where you needed to be in Dunduei?”

To these assertions I can only reply: “Forgive me, then, for disturbing you about what you knew all along.”

Even the most heated of passions will cool. The call ended with Stynth apologizing for being overly excited, and assuring me my work still had value. However, I would receive no offer to support my work: the editor would share my interviews with their staff reporters, who would contact Greg Woods and uncover the Halloween racers’ secret identities.

O Reader, have you in your life been subject to such doubt and such accusations, to a point where you are left with naught but a sense of disgust? I would have told Stynth about the true meaning of the subaltern world I investigated; it was no fierce competition nor some publicity stunt, but a worldwide competition that united otherwise isolated corners of Marblearth.

What fanciful thoughts they seem now; in the real world, cynicism possessed me. For a whole day, I could not bear to look at my transcriptions or the binders of evidence I accumulated.

My listlessness was only cured by another thought: I would organize another interview with Blood Moon, the racer who seemed to know anyone and everyone in these Halloween races. If they were able to share more details with me, perhaps Stynth will reconsider my sleuthing abilities. And it is with this moment, dear Reader, which I will leave you, for it is a tale more bewildering than any I described so far.

With no direct form of contact – a fact I take for granted interviewing all racers – I drove again to Vellis to stake out Blood Moon’s usual haunts. It took one fact check to realize a mystery was afoot: I contacted the Vellis bus agency, only to be told they have no driver matching Blood Moon’s description.

Perplexed, I drove out of the city to that cottage in the plains, Blood Moon’s residence, where we had our interview. The sun was nearly all set by the time I arrived, and the house was so remote I saw no other cars on the road for minutes on end.

What shock and horror befell me as I saw the house was suddenly abandoned: the brick roof caved in, the paint peeling off and Blood Moon’s bus no longer on the scene. It was almost as if I could feel the glass cracking within me, so brittle and powerless I felt to explain what had happened.

What happened next haunts me to this day. I heard cackling in the distance, and that deep voice belonging to the crimson marble called out to me: “That was a fun day we had together, was it not? We shall meet again this Halloween!”

I screamed and turned, but there was no one in any direction. All I could see, in the darkness, was the full moon glowing in the night sky.

As the full moon rises, a new race begins… (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Credits

RetRollSpective – Minty Maniacs

Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Minty Maniacs, the third-place finishers of Marble League 2020 and hosts of the Marble League Winter Special. Read on to find out how this team has conditioned the competition!

The official logo for the Minty Maniacs, designed by Tim Ritz.

As their logo suggests, the Minty Maniacs are candy fanatics—with an emphasis on mint, of course. The team met from across the lands of Herbotamia, a region known for growing herbs and spices. Herbotamia itself has gained the reputation of being the “freshest” place in the world, according to one of the world’s most acclaimed travel guides, Atlas Marbura. 

Minty Flav, Minty Drizzel, Minty Fresh, Minty Swirl, and Minty Mint competed together in local “turf tournaments”, which featured a variety of events utilizing the surrounding locale: for example, doing a Catwalk event along a wooden beam, or doing a Quartet Jump from a downhill slope into a lake. It wasn’t long before these tournaments started becoming popular throughout the region as a fun outdoor activity and a potential professional sports league.

These tournaments reverberated through the region as friendly rounds conducted without an audience, due to the hot, dry climate of summertime, when the lands weren’t being planted or harvested. The Minty Maniacs spearheaded the first tournament, which was a trio between the Black Jacks and Golden Wisps. The next season, more teams from around the region competed in what became known as the Herbotamia Tournament.

The Herbotamia Tournament was in its second year when professional marble sports became popular worldwide, punctuated by sand racing, hurdle jumping, and contact sports like lucha marbre. The athletes of the tournament had been contacted to be in the sports featurette that would go viral, but they turned down the request.

“We always envisioned this as something casual: as something we enjoyed to do for ourselves,” the team’s captain, Minty Flav, reflected. “I personally never anticipated this would get as popular as it has.”

“We were a little afraid of it at first,” Minty Swirl admitted. “We hesitated, and we shouldn’t have, because this is something we love to do. We were just shy.”

As tournaments like the Knikkegen Marble League ballooned in popularity, tournaments like the Fruit Circuit and Herbotamia Tournament stagnated. The cost of maintaining a tournament without sponsorship began to loom over the Herbotamia athletes like a shadow, even for something so casual—and the announcement of the 2016 Marble League did not help. The Minty Maniacs were preparing to retire from marble sports and go into the food industry, making homemade mint chocolate chip ice cream, when they were approached by Jelle Bakker. Although Jelle was focused on running the 2016 Marble League, they missed running a regional tournament and offered the Maniacs a sponsorship for their tournament to continue in 2016. After contacting the other teams, the Maniacs accepted, and the tournament—now rebranded as the Hubelino Tournament—was slated to begin in Herbotamia shortly after the 2016 Marble League.

The first season of the Hubelino Tournament was an experiment for regional tournaments that complemented the Marble League, which was an experiment for international tournaments. (Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The 2016 Hubelino Tournament differed from the original tournament in that it was recorded for the Internet (a first for a regional tournament) in the hope that it would be appreciated by a wider audience, and that it featured artificial courses using Hubelino tracks, bricks, and other special parts. The tournament was conducted without a live audience to preserve the original “friendly round” atmosphere of the competition and featured eight teams competing for eternal glory.

The Minty Maniacs may be the first example of the “host’s curse” in Jelle’s Marble Runs history, although they did not seem to be so in the first four events. The Minty Maniacs immediately made a strong impression, podiuming three times with two silvers and one bronze to their name. Minty Fresh’s bronze in the Elimination Maze, pictured below, helped their team rise to second in the overall standings, behind only the Black Jacks.

Minty Fresh’s bronze in the Elimination Race kept their team in the top half of the standings throughout the first eight events. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

That said, the Minty Maniacs peaked early in the season, and they did not podium in the remaining four events. Still, by the end of the year, they placed in a respectable fourth place overall, squarely in the middle of all the Hubelino Tournament teams.

“We were pretty satisfied, considering how much changed from previous years. It was a challenge and we took it on in mint condition!” remarked Minty Fresh.

The eight teams got close during the tournament and made plans to attend the 2017 Marble League together. They were pleasantly surprised to receive invitations from Jelle to sit to the right of the torch alongside the four unqualified teams. In addition to this invitation, the eight teams also learned that Season 1 of the Hubelino Tournament would continue for four more events, with two – the Halfpipe Dash and Relay Course – preceding the Marble League. The Maniacs finished in the bottom four in both events.

Three months later, Minty Drizzel was astounded by the events of the 2017 Marble League: “We’d never seen a sports tournament like that before, and we were inspired. It was a reminder for us to keep doing what we love, and it pushed us to work harder.”

Afterward, the Hubelino Tournament reconvened for two more events, and it was clear that the Minty Maniacs were focusing their energy elsewhere. They finished seventh overall after placing in the bottom four in both Block Push and Ball Battle, but they were not discouraged. They were laser-focused on training for the 2018 Marble League, and they were not alone.

A disappointing conclusion to the team’s first season in seventh, marred by low-tier finishes in the bottom half of events. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Jelle offered all eight Hubelino teams the chance to compete in the 2018 Marble League Qualifiers. The Minty Maniacs, along with the Black Jacks, Golden Orbs, and Raspberry Racers (formed of members from the Bluefastics and Valiant Violets) accepted Jelle’s offer and entered the Draw in December 2017. The Minty Maniacs were placed in Group A with the Chocolatiers—a funny coincidence, considering that the Chocolatiers sourced mint from Herbotamia in creating some of their chocolate delicacies. During the Qualifiers, the Maniacs earned a second-place finish and a third-place finish in the Snow Race and Halfpipe respectively and did well enough in the other two events to qualify for the 2018 Marble League. They and the Raspberry Racers were the only Hubelino-based teams to qualify.

The Minty Maniacs debuted with high hopes and a crushingly low beginning, placing last in the 5 Meter Ice Dash. While they were able to recover in the next few events and place in the middle of the pack, the Maniacs were not in mint condition, even with the addition of their reserve, Minty Mint.

“The competition is so much more intense than anything we’ve ever experienced. It’s a true challenge,” Minty Drizzel realized. “It’s not that we didn’t want to do well, but we certainly questioned ourselves.”

The Maniacs seemed to be on the rise after two consecutive fifth-place finishes in Speed Skating and Team Pursuit, but they stumbled with two consecutive twelfth-place finishes in the next two events, falling to fifteenth overall. The Minty Maniacs, with no medals, were the most underwhelming rookie team in the tournament, and after placing last in the Biathlon, they were tied with Mellow Yellow in fifteenth overall. There were two events to go, and the next event, Ice Hockey, was similar to Ball Battle, an event that the team did not do well in during the Hubelino Tournament.

The 2018 Winter Marble League included several unexpected podiums. This was one of them. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Minty Maniacs shocked everyone, then, when they made it to the finals of Ice Hockey and fell to the Midnight Wisps, earning their first Marble League medal despite falling out of contention for the championship. With this, the team rose to thirteenth place overall and remained there to finish out the 2018 Winter Marble League.

“I remember Jelle glancing behind themselves as they rolled up to the podium, and Jelle warmly smiled at us,” Minty Mint told, with a similar smile on their face. “That made the whole season worth it.”

Nevertheless, the Minty Maniacs were well aware that the Hubelino Tournament had not set them up to do well in the Marble League. The two tournaments required different skills, and after the 100 Meter Water Race, where Minty Drizzel did not finish, the team collectively decided to return to the Hubelino Tournament for its second season. They were joined by the Black Jacks and the Golden Orbs.

The second season of the Hubelino Tournament offered sports fans a classic friendly, but it was not hotly anticipated. (Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Although experience in the 2016 Hubelino Tournament did not help teams in the Marble League, experience in the Marble League helped teams do well in the 2018 Hubelino Tournament. The Minty Maniacs only placed off of the podium three times, demonstrating consistency that they had never shown in their career before. If they were in mint condition during the beginning of the 2016 season, they were on fire in 2018.

The Minty Maniacs were challenged by the Bumblebees, a rookie team from the Bug Circuit that did not have the Marble League experience, but the energy and the drive to excel. The Minty Maniacs earned two golds, one silver, and one bronze before the final event, the Big Tower, and had the lead in the standings—but did not advance to the final. The Bumblebees did, and they won their fourth gold medal and the 2018 Hubelino Tournament in an underdog upset.

The Minty Maniacs missed out on what would have been redemption for their Marble League 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Regardless, the Minty Maniacs had so much to celebrate even without winning the 2018 Hubelino Tournament, with medals from the Catwalk, Funnel Spin, Block Bumping, Relay Race, and Maze as physical embodiments of their achievements. While fans were calling for the Minty Maniacs to return to the Marble League for 2019, the team was looking forward to the third season of the Hubelino Tournament. Unfortunately, that opportunity would not come.

“It was a combination of teams retiring, such as The Green Gang and Valiant Violets, and a lack of performance. Jelle did everything they could,” assured Minty Swirl, “but it was a lost cause. The lack of ticket revenue and interest from the fans made a third season infeasible.”

“Everyone just wanted to see the Marble League,” added Minty Flav. “And honestly, we get it.”

The team disbanded shortly after the 2018 Hubelino Tournament, returning to Herbotamia. During this time, they got in contact with the Chocolatiers, who had qualified for the 2019 Marble League, and they collaborated on a special Marble League-branded mint chocolate ice cream flavor named “Mint Chocolate Condition”. The proceeds went to support regional marble sports tournaments around the world.

An official graphic explaining the newly established promotion-relegation system within the Marble League. (Design Credit: Spex)

Upon the announcement of the 2019 Marble League Showdown, the Minty Maniacs reunited to decide whether or not to come out of retirement to accept their spot, which was granted to them due to their second-place finish in the 2018 Hubelino Tournament. The team, with the encouragement of the Black Jacks and Golden Orbs, decided to reform and compete to either advance to the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers or remain in the Showdown league.

The Minty Maniacs were the only team that competed in the Showdown that had competed in the Marble League before and had never failed to qualify, and the only team to come out of retirement. Regardless, the team faced intense competition from Marble League veterans such as the Snowballs and Team Momo, as well as from rookies like the Hornets, known for their rivalry with the Bumblebees. The Minty Maniacs were in eleventh midway through the four-event tournament after Minty Drizzel finished the Sand Rally in eighth and the Maniacs placed last in Collision. They desperately needed a good finish to be able to advance.

A hint of a comeback for the Minty Maniacs in the Showdown. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Minty Swirl was tapped to compete in the Funnel Spin, and true to their name, they swirled around the funnels, advancing from their heat in third to earn a silver medal in the final. The team rose to sixth in the standings, above the Bumblebees, and became the first team to earn a medal in the Marble League, the Marble League Showdown, and the Hubelino Tournament. With their ninth-place finish in Balancing, the Minty Maniacs advanced to the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers just above the Shining Swarm: two centimeters ahead of them in Balancing and a silver medal tiebreak in the overall standings. 

This tiebreak made all the difference for the team, as they were approaching their best season yet, one that came out of nowhere.

Minty Hint, the team’s coach as of 2019, echoed the team’s optimism. “The Maniacs are competing for the right reasons. They would rather be honored by their laurels than contested by their rivals, and that positivity will get them far.”

Spear(mint)ing Ahead

an addendum by NordiqueWhaler

A few days after the Minty Maniacs arrived in Felynia, I met up with them to discuss the season they had in 2020. While we discussed that season, they showed me this journal that the team had recapping their journey to get here. I have been permitted by the Minties to share this with you. Enjoy it.

Spearminting Ahead: Life of the Minty Maniacs

21 March 2020

It’s been a long day and not much is happening with the team, mostly since we were not part of Marbula One this season. We are looking forward to competing again in Marble League 2020, but until then who knows. The team is visiting Thorston and we are going to be spectating tomorrow’s race at the Short Circuit. To keep the team motivated away from the field, I bought this journal at Wal-Marb today while shopping. I hope that someday we can pass this journal down to future generations to motivate them and keep it going. Right now we aren’t that team yet; we are coming off an eighth-place finish in the Showdown and made it over the relegation line by having a silver compared to the bronze medal of the Shining Swarm. I have a feeling by the end of Marble League 2020 we are going to change that. -Flav

22 March 2020

Yesterday Flav told me about this journal, and we all agreed to take part in it. Our friends, the Snowballs, invited us to watch the race at the Short Circuit so we all came up together to study some of our competition. It was a very competitive race with a lot of changes on the provisional podium. I wonder if our presence helped because Snowy ended up winning the race! The home fans were ecstatic as Shock gave the Thunderbolts another silver. Speedy would round out the podium. For some reason Sublime sulked at the end of the race, don’t know why. One day I want to be out on that track to give it a shot. Anyway, we met up with Snowy after the race to congratulate them on winning. They were grateful we came up to watch. -Fresh

18 May 2020

It’s just a month until the Qualifiers. We are training hard to make sure we can get in there and not have to worry about being right on the cutline. We want to make a statement this year by not only qualifying but also performing well, especially since last night John Rolliver did a segment on the Marble League during their show and then announced they were sponsoring the league altogether. John said that they would donate $5,000 to a food bank in the winning team’s name for each event and $20,000 to the International Rescue Committee from the overall winner of the Marble League. I showed the clip to Coach Hint and the team has set out a goal: to donate the most possible. -Flav

The Minties training for the Marble League. (Photo Credit: NordiqueWhaler)

11 June 2020

Today we left Chlorotopia and began our journey to Polaria for Marble League 2020. We didn’t get that big of a sendoff though, but that’s how we wanted it to be. The fans here, including Minty from the JMRC, will soon have something to cheer about. -Swirl

17 June 2020

Tomorrow is Qualifiers, and while the rest of the team is asleep I am getting some extra reps done outside the hotel. Coach told me I’m doing all four events, something that I don’t think has happened to any team in the Qualifiers. I’m ready to send the Minty Maniacs to the Marble League. -Fresh

18 June 2020

WE MADE IT! I really can’t explain it, but here goes. The team got sixth place in the Qualifiers, 11 points over the cutoff line! Our path has been set; now we can return to the 2020 Marble League and aim toward our goal of donating the most to food banks across Marblearth. It’s going to be a tough goal knowing our competition as the Savage Speeders, O’rangers, and Midnight Wisps all qualified along with the top three from last year. Oh, and remember the Bumblebees from the Hubelino Tournament? They made it too, and this will be their first Marble League! We can’t wait to compete with them again. Too bad the Snowballs couldn’t make it, but they said they will support us in our new #ColdForGold partnership. 

It looks like this Marble League is going to be pretty top-heavy, and we’re looking at a group of competitors where we have one of the lowest chances of winning. The Savage Speeders are entering as heavy favorites to win a second championship, and we are currently projected at thirteenth –our rank in 2018. I think we are going to prove a lot of experts wrong. -Drizzel

21 June 2020

One event! That was all it took! We entered the Marble League with only one expectation: to show we are competitive and better than 2018. Partaking in the Opening Ceremony again gave me chills, just like it did in 2018. That’s when you know you’ve made it. Today we did something even more impressive. With Balancing as the first event, we saw it being similar to Catwalk from the Hubelino Tournament that we won back in 2018. We took that on board and scored 380 which ended up holding for a gold medal! The fans who made the trip couldn’t believe it! Heck, I can’t believe it either! Just to share the podium with the last two champions is something else. We got the attention of the entire Marble League. Oh, and we are sending a $5,000 donation to a food bank as well, the first of more to come. -Flav

A big surprise to start Marble League 2020: the Minties’ first Marble League gold. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

28 June 2020

If there were still any doubts, we just wrote them off. Our Halfpipe score broke the Marble League record set back in 2018 by the Balls of Chaos with a score of 33.75! The crowd erupted even louder than when we won in Balancing. The O’rangers later broke the record, but our score summed up was good enough for a bronze medal. Just two events in, we already have more medals than we did in 2018. -Fresh

The 2020 Halfpipe proved that the Minties’ gold wasn’t a one-off. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

3 July 2020

This may have been the greatest day in our team history. I’ll start at the beginning. Coach picked me to go for Funnel Endurance. I was slated for the first heat and I was able to advance out of it. When I got to the top of the funnel tower I saw something interesting. The Snowballs fan section had Minty Maniacs signs and was supporting us in our ColdForGold friendship. It was empowering, and bizarre as well—I do not recall a fan section carrying another team’s signs in the past. The motivation allowed me to advance to the final by placing third in the heat. 

The final was something else. There were plenty of moments where all eight of us were in the funnel at the same time. However, I entered the final funnel before any of them. I knew what I had to do at that point to survive the onslaught from the other seven marbles. Shock fell first, then Honey. Cyan Eye, who was the last to enter, then dropped. That’s when I knew my plan was working. Clutter and Ducky were knocked in by Kinnowin, then Whizzy lost control before Kinnowin themselves fell. 

Just like that, we won our second gold and our third consecutive medal. The entire team rolled to the bottom to celebrate my accomplishment! I will never forget the reaction from my teammates. This now meant we would send another $5,000 to a food bank, and we would get to see John Rolliver send a check in our name again. ColdForGold indeed. -Drizzel

The Minties celebrating Minty Drizzel’s miraculous victory in 2020’s Funnel Endurance. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

9 July 2020

All good streaks come to an end, for we were not able to get a medal in the Newton’s Cradle. Fresh and I were the last to go and we got 102.40 cm which was only good enough for sixth. It didn’t help to see the O’rangers go right before us and take the lead thanks to a strong oomph from Clementin and Tangerin getting launched far because of it. Sadly, we lost our lead to the O’rangers. We’ll try to get it back. After all, we entered the Marble League with few expectations. -Flav

12 July 2020

I got my chance to do my first individual event this season in the Long Jump, and I was able to finish in eighth. Better yet, the O’rangers finished below us, so we got the lead back! -Swirl

16 July 2020

Today was the Hurdles and while I was able to advance out of my heat, Yellow Eye just blew us all away in the semifinal. My time was still good enough to finish in eighth, but I could’ve been better. Hopefully, Razzy is alright after taking a hard hit at the end in the other semifinal. -Flav

19 July 2020

That block is stronger than it looks, and the Midnight Wisps make it look like it’s a feather! Unfortunately, the team didn’t do well today and got fourteenth in Block Pushing. We fell to third in the standings, but that is still a good spot to be in. -Fresh

23 July 2020

The Triathlon was a lot of fun to go down. Orangin and Shock were too good for me to advance past either one of them and I got stuck in third for pretty much the entire heat. We fell off a provisional podium spot, but we now have a new goal in the second half: to finish the season on the podium. -Drizzel

26 July 2020

We’ve gone through a slump the last few events, and with Coach Hint putting out the new goal of finishing the season on the podium, I decided as captain to have a members-only meeting to prepare to exceed that goal, right before I went into the Sand Moguls. I went in the first heat and was able to advance alongside Ocean. I would later get into the final after winning the semifinal against Hazy. 

Knowing that none of the final participants were ahead of us in the standings at the time, I took a risk and gave Ocean a little bump draft to help end their drought. It worked out well for both of us, as Ocean won gold and I got bronze. The two of us shared a moment on the podium as Ocean was crying tears of joy. This day could be a turning point in our season, as we have jumped back into second in the standings. -Flav

The captain earned bronze and shared a moment with Ocean in 2020’s Moguls. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

31 July 2020

The Sprint was pushed back a day due to some issues in the Andromedome. That allowed me some extra time to prepare myself for the fastest event in the Marble League. Even after I advanced out of the heat with Smoggy, I was stunned when it was confirmed that Smoggy broke the Yarble Yellers’ record that predated the Marble League itself. That’s when I knew I needed to be perfect in the semis and the final if I got there. 

I advanced to the final with a clean run and stayed off the walls. The final was against Razzy, Sea, and Velocity of the Savage Speeders. The race would be decided at the finish line as after Velocity hit the wall a few times, Sea and I were neck and neck the entire race. After the photo finish was revealed, my emotions went through the roof. I had just taken home our third gold medal this tournament and in turn, sent another $5,000 to a food bank in our name. Shortly after the event, I saw an article about how our mission to win was to help marbles in need and how it has captured the hearts of Marblearth. We are now in the lead again in both the standings and donations! -Fresh

Minty Fresh’s breakthrough moment in the 5 Meter Sprint. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

2 August 2020

Reserve here, and yeah… I’m not going to write about the Black Hole Funnel run with Drizzel. -Mint

6 August 2020

Very disappointed with fifteenth in the Relay. There are only four events left; we sit twenty points behind the O’rangers, ten behind the Speeders, and currently one point ahead of the Wisps for the podium. I want the team to finish strong to achieve both goals this season. In the meantime, Flav submitted a last-second bid to host Marble League 2021 next season at Pepper Field. -Fresh

9 August 2020

The High Jump was something new for all of us, but I decided to give it a go. Early on I had no problem clearing all the jumps from 35.5 cm to 37.5 cm. I had a hiccup at 38 cm but I was able to get over the bar on the second try. 38.5 cm would be my downfall. My performance was okay at ninth, but Mandarin would win the event giving the O’rangers a big lead. -Swirl

11 August 2020

The team ran into some bad luck in the Aquathlon. Our heat time was the third-best of all sixteen teams—the problem was we were paired with the Hazers who had the best time. Worse yet, the Midnight Wisps won the event and knocked us off the provisional podium. The title needs a lot to happen, but the podium is still doable. We will need to net fourteen more points than the Wisps to get it. -Drizzel

13 August 2020

Dread it, run from it, Collision arrives all the same. 

This was the event we had circled because it’s the one that can make or break a season entirely. We found out we were put in Group C along with the Raspberry Racers, Oceanics, and Balls of Chaos. The results were a tie with the Razzies and Oceanics and a win over Balls of Chaos. That was good enough for us to advance to the bracket round. The quarterfinal had us against the Green Ducks who had taken down the O’rangers in their group. Thanks to a late ball bearing knocking one of the Ducks off, we made it to the semifinal. 

The semifinal was controversial. We noticed the Savage Speeders had lined up in an asymmetrical formation. The Speeders would defeat us badly in the semifinal 4-1. After the match, I contacted the JMRC about that formation and was told there was nothing in the rulebook preventing it. Thankfully we got over that and the team defeated the Hazers 4-2 in the third-place match to take home our sixth medal, a bronze. 

While it meant that we were eliminated from winning the Marble League, we didn’t focus on that too much. The fact that we’re this far up in the standings with Marble League champions is such an honor. We never expected to win, but if we can score ten more points than the Wisps in the final…we can finish the season on the podium. Let’s do it the best way possible: win and be the team that sent the most money to food banks, and have the Wisps be third or lower.

One last thing: O’rangers, how did you blow a 35 point lead in 2 events? -Flav

The Minties and Hazers battle for the bronze in 2020 Collision, moments before impact. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

15 August 2020

The Showdown was today. While Minty Fresh was getting ready for tomorrow’s Marathon, the rest of the team and myself decided to spectate the Showdown and root for the Snowballs and Chocolatiers—while enjoying some Mint Chocolate Condition. The Chocs did pretty well, finishing on the podium thanks to gold in the Halfpipe. The Snowballs, unfortunately, did not fare well after blowing it in the Relay final, and it all snowballed from there. They finished tenth overall, and we felt pretty bad considering the ColdForGold partnership we had with them. The Kobalts came out of nowhere to win the Showdown just one year after finishing in the bottom four. Glad to see they overcame their struggles. -Swirl

16 August 2020

This was it, the final event. One race stood between us and the podium. As the Sprint winner, I was destined to bring the speed from there to the Marathon: to achieve both our podium goal and fund goal. Though I ranked last in the placement race, it didn’t matter much to me, even with no Marbula One experience. 

As soon as the gate opened, I was off. In just three laps I went from sixteenth to fifth, and just two laps later, I was in third. However, Wospy was running strong early on and was even in a position to win the Marble League. Wospy would tire out and soon it was just Yellup and myself. The two of us would battle for the lead for the next ten laps. After the battle midway through the race, Yellup was gone from my sight and it was just me in front. All I had to do was hold on, and the podium was ours. No experience, no problem. I had crossed the line three seconds ahead of Yellup. A seventh medal, a fourth gold, and a podium spot. I had just put the finishing touch on a remarkable season for the Maniacs. We had achieved both our podium goals and donated the most money to food banks of all teams with $20,000. 

John Rolliver loved our story so much that they put a photo of us in the studio. In addition, I was named Most Valuable Marble for being the second double gold medalist in a Marble League. The three of us on the podium donated a total of $50,000 to food banks and the Savage Speeders donated an additional $20,000 to the International Rescue Committee for winning the Marble League. Altogether, the donations were $100,000. 

We felt honored for what we were able to contribute to Marblearth, so we decided to celebrate after the ceremony and we brought the Oceanics along for their improvement. Before I went over, I saw Wospy in the hallway, dejected about falling in the Marathon. I tried to support them saying they did their best and that there will be next year, but they told me they weren’t sure if they would ever get the opportunity again like in 2018. I saw the Wisps in 2018 when we made our Marble League debut, and from what I have seen they will get their chance another year. 

For now, we can look back on a successful Marble League. -Fresh

Minty Fresh became the second double gold medalist in Marble League history (following Starry in 2017). (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

17 August 2020

Hello, Coach Minty Hint here. I did not know about the Minty Maniacs journal until Minty Flav showed it to me this morning. So I figured I should write something in it as well. I am very proud of what the Minty Maniacs have accomplished over the past couple of months. They have proven that they can compete with the big teams no matter the circumstances and have given hope to marbles across Marblearth by their commitment to donating the most to food banks around Marblearth. The team donated $20,000, so I am going to match that and send another $20,000 to food banks. They deserved their podium moment forever. I got a call from my cousin Spearmint who watched back in Chlorotopia; the Minties have taken the Herbotamia region by storm and the fans can’t wait to greet their team when we come home. Thank you Team Galactic for being gracious hosts throughout the tournament. We plan on leaving Polaria on the nineteenth. Well done Minties!

#MintCondition -Hint

The Minties celebrated their best season to date after finishing third in Marble League 2020. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

18 August 2020

Before leaving Polaria, we decided to have one last giveaway for charity. We teamed up with the Kobalts yesterday for a two-day bake sale before the teams and their fans returned home, with the proceeds going toward marbles in need. Special thanks to Cerulean for coming up with the idea before we left. The teams put their shares in as well. Team Galactic, as hosts, bought a giant Kobalt cake. The Chocolatiers bought a few lava cakes with Mint Chocolate Condition on them. 

The O’rangers bought ten boxes of Mint Donuts—I don’t know why they wanted 120 donuts, but that’s what Clementin ordered for the team members and some VIP fans. Together, we raised enough to help thousands of marbles in need across the regions of Herbotamia and Zuro regions. -Drizzel

19 August 2020

We bid farewell to Polaria and all the memories we made here. Team Galactic put on quite a Marble League to remember. As our plane touched down in Chlorotopia, a large fan base surrounded us. It was an honor to represent the Herbotamia region in the Marble League and seeing all of these fans cheer is a moment we will remember for the rest of our lives. We did not do a parade like the Savage Speeders, but we did speak to the crowd, thanking them for supporting us for years. We look forward to seeing many of the fans in Felynia. -Flav

08 September 2020

It’s been a while since we wrote anything here. Fresh thought about having a big Hubelino reunion and making it a new version of the Herbotamia Tournament we used to compete in. I loved the idea so much I sent out messages to our former competitors if they want to reunite with us. They are all coming, plus the Bumblebees will be joining us as well. Since it would be uneven with nine teams, we invited the Yarble Yellers, Grape Nuts, and Team Plasma as well, to have the tournament modeled after the Showdown. It will be private and limited to family, friends, and VIP members. It will be nice to catch up with the other teams to see how they have been since we last saw them. -Flav

21 September 2020

We will be having the tournament tomorrow, but in the meantime, we all got to meet up with the teams and play some Marbles and Monoliths together. Some of them were inspired by our story that they want to return to the Marble League someday. It’ll be awesome to have an official competition with the Hubelino teams again. -Swirl

The Minty Maniacs met with some of the members of the Bumblebees, Team Phoenix, Bluefastics, Green Gang, Yarble Yellers, Black Jacks, and Team Plasma. (Photo Credit: NordiqueWhaler)

22 September 2020

The tournament was a huge success! Who won? We won’t say because we are not allowed to post the results. Some of the teams still have the competitive spirit in them. Maybe they were right about rejoining the Marble League down the line. We might have another Herbotamia Tournament down the line. Who knows? -Drizzel

16 October 2020

Today I got word from Coach Hint that Drizzel and I are going to be participating in Marbula One Season 2! We were excited about having the chance to race there with the other teams, especially now that the field has grown. Even better yet, Minty Mania is going to be the site of the first race of the season! I already dashed out to the track to do some practice laps with Drizzel. Knowing that I won the Marathon and Drizzel had a good season, we could be a contending team here as well. -Fresh

The promotional poster for the Minty Maniacs’ debut in Marbula One Season 2. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

7 November 2020

I’m so embarrassed. It was the season opener that we hosted and I failed to qualify. I was the worst qualifier. The fans had high expectations for us, and I let them down. -Drizzel

8 November 2020

Since we hosted, I stomached through the race, even though I had to watch from the stands instead. We were all concerned about Speedy after they came into the belt too fast from the banked curve early on and fell into the mechanism. Yellow Eye won the race with Momo and Mallard rounding out the podium. After the race, all of us went to check on Speedy, who ended up being alright after the fall.

They’ll race again. -Drizzel

14 November 2020

This has not gone well. After Drizzel failed to qualify on our home track, I couldn’t make it at the O’raceway, finishing in seventeenth. We’re the only team to not qualify for both races so far. Knowing the next track is hosted by the Bumblebees, we might get some practice laps at the old Hivedrive. It’s not like the Hornets need it right now. -Fresh

22 November 2020

The third time’s the charm as I was able to send us to our first race of the season at the Honeydome! I got through to Q2 as well, already a massive improvement. I was mostly stuck in the middle of the race, but an eighth-place is better than what the other two races were. Plus, it got us out of last and into sixteenth. Next week, Fresh runs at the Aquamaring. -Drizzel

27 November 2020

I thought that after Drizzel qualified last week that “Okay, it’s doable to come in.” Nope. It was the worst time for everybody who completed the lap and I will have to watch the race again instead of competing. I did go with the other racers after the qualifier to check in on Yellup, making sure they were alright after the hard fall. -Fresh

5 December 2020

I won’t talk about the race much, I got twelfth today at the Tumult Turnpike. All I will say about it is that this may have been the best track for the whole season—it did live up to the name. In the meantime, the team is planning on hosting something for the holidays. I think the teams will enjoy this. -Drizzel

11 December 2020

This hurts, as I have failed to qualify again for a third time at Arctic Circuit. The first half of M1 has not been kind to us. Drizzel and I will be much better for the second half because 19th in teams, plus 29th and 39th in individuals, is highly unacceptable for us. 

I tried to take my mind off of not qualifying by spending some time up in the Snoronto region for the race today at Arctic Circuit. Snowflake Slope lives up to the hype. -Fresh

13 December 2020

The Snowballs had a holiday party with all the teams in Season 2 before they all went back to their hometowns. Jelle was also there, and they took the opportunity to offer us the chance to host a five-event special tournament in our stadium up in the Himarblelayas. We unanimously signed on to host it! This will help the teams stay in shape during the midseason break, especially us, because we need anything to improve ourselves. Jelle said they will take care of which teams will participate. We were allowed to spread the word to a few of the teams there. Team Galactic offered to provide a few props since this tournament is happening on short notice. Should be a nice tournament and a winter getaway. -Flav

Most of the Marbula One teams having fun in the snow. (Photo Credit: NordiqueWhaler)

21 December 2020

Our Wintergreen Stadium is almost set for the Winter Special, and we got word on which teams were going to participate. A lot of teams from the last Marble League are coming, and we also are having the Snowballs come by in hopes to reignite ColdForGold. The Chocolatiers and Pinkies are the other two teams even though neither are in Marbula One this season. Special thanks to JMR and Team Galactic for helping out the construction and to Glide, former Gliding Glaciers athlete, who came to set up the Bobsled track. There will be familiarity with these five events as they all are from 2018. -Flav

3 January 2021

A day we have been waiting our entire lives for: to carry the torch in the Opening Ceremony of a Marble League. It gave us great emotions to see the fans from all over cheer as the teams rolled out together. Now it was time to compete again. The first event was the same as the previous winter edition: the Ice Dash. The start of this tournament didn’t go well, as I did not advance and finished last in the group behind a record performance by Blue Eye. I placed tenth, but it felt nice to be competing in front of the Chlorotopia faithful. -Drizzel

The Minties carried the torch for the opening ceremony of the Winter Special. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

9 January 2021

We made some changes to the Snowboard Cross compared to the 2018 version—the obstacles will now be made of the honeycomb Gravitrax parts, similar to the ones from the Honeydome and Hivedrive. The change didn’t do much for us as I got eleventh, only one spot better than the 2018 version. The final was intense to watch, as Aqua and Bolt battled in a photo finish where Aqua would come out on top. It’s nice to see the Oceanics win again after being able to share the podium moment back in the Marble League. Gee, what if they win our tournament? -Flav

16 January 2021

Guess who’s back? The Freshest Marble in the League! It had been a hard month and a half for me after failing to qualify for three races, but now that we are doing a special Marble League, I feel right at home. Even though Ocean would beat me in my heat, it was fast enough to take home a bronze medal, and it feels good to see one of these again. Perhaps this could help motivate the team heading into the second half of Marbula One when we are done here. -Fresh

Minty Fresh earned another podium in the Winter Special’s Speed Skating. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

23 January 2021

We were looking forward to this event, as we went down the Bobsled track the Glaciers provided for us. Early on there were some issues with the test team, but we decided to flip the bobsled upside down and that worked for everyone. The O’rangers set a big standard by breaking the Glaciers’ record on the track with 6.541 seconds. We felt we could challenge that, and while we did not break the record, we turned in a very impressive 6.761 seconds, which earned us a silver! While it was drowned out by the O’s, our fans gave us a loud ovation for podiuming two events in a row. There is still a slight chance we can win the Special if we win Ice Hockey. -Swirl

30 January 2021

The bracket for Ice Hockey was seeded by where we were in the standings. As the fifth seed, we faced the twelfth seed Midnight Wisps in a rematch of the 2018 Hockey Final. This time, we claimed revenge by defeating them 2-1. There was still hope for a title as the Oceanics and Thunderbolts were upset in the first round, but the O’rangers ended our hopes with a 3-1 win. However, they too would not win the title after they lost in the semifinal. 

Guess who ended up winning the Special? The Oceanics! While we hoped it would’ve been us, the Oceanics were the next team who we felt deserved a title. After what they went through, especially in 2019, this is their ultimate redemption! 

Congratulations to Ocean and their team for dominating our special. We ended up in sixth which is better than a lot of hosts in both Marble League and Marbula One. -Flav

The marble-eye view of going down the bobsled track. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

20 February 2021

It’s been a while since any of us wrote in this, but we’re back on the circuit for the start of the second half of Marbula One. We’re still very far behind, so Drizzel and I are pretty much competing for pride the rest of the way, just to see if we can salvage something. The first stop was down in Lewara at the Raceforest. There, I was able to qualify for the first time all season! I got to Q3 and ended up in fourth place. Still, that is our best starting position all season. The race was tight, though I recovered and finished eighth! We’re still very far behind so Drizzel and I are pretty much competing for pride the rest of the way just to see if we can salvage something. -Fresh

27 February 2021

Momotorway was not a fun race for us—I got thirteenth. The Crazy Cat’s Eyes won again and essentially knocked out half the teams for the title in one race. It feels inevitable that they are going to win the team title and get both marbles on the podium for the racer title. They eliminated half the teams from winning the championship with their sixth medal of the season.-Drizzel

13 March 2021

This entry isn’t about our performance; I got tenth at Palette Park. But I am writing a special note to Wospy, who we saw in tears after the Marathon. They turned it all the way around and held off Speedy at the end to win the first Marbula One race of their career! Seeing Wospy on the top step of the podium gave us relief, because it still bothered me that I knocked them off the podium in the Marble League. It may not be an auto-qualifier, but a nice job to them on overcoming their internal struggles. -Fresh

27 March 2021

There was a delay in the schedule for the tenth race at Misty Mountain. Simply put, none of us knew where in the world the Hazers were so they had to help nearly every team get there by…however we got here? Anyway, back to the race. I got twelfth in qualifiers and the race, but the race itself was on another level. Clutter went into the safety marble lane, which I didn’t think was possible. Then, Bumble hit the wall hard after a collision with Cerulean and got stuck. We all tried to help free them but we could not, due to the angle they were at. This was just a mess of a race. -Drizzel

3 April 2021

This is big. We have just received word from Jelle that the Jawbreakers and Hornets will no longer take part in the Marble League going forward. Since the Savage Speedway GP is a little far off, we decided to propose a mini tournament to Jelle, where eight teams participate in and the top two teams there earn spots in the Marble League Qualifiers! Each of the main team members will pick two teams, but we cannot tell the teams the reward. This will be the Herbotamia Invitational. -Flav

5 April 2021

I did some research on some teams that could still compete. The Fruit Circuit just had a reunion not so long ago and the Fruit Circuit was one of the biggest tournaments before the Marble League started up. I figured out that since the Yarble Yellers and Grape Nuts came by for our Herbotamia reunion a while back they could join in. Both of them agreed to send their teams over! -Swirl

6 April 2021

Our team came out of retirement, then came out of nowhere to get a podium. So in honor of that past, I went out to seek some teams that once competed but never got to shine in the main tournament. The first team I reached out to was Team Plasma since they were at our Herbotamia Tournament. I contacted Fearo about bringing their team over for the tournament and they accepted without hesitation. 

As for the other team, I was struggling with who to find, but then I remembered Glide, who was captain of the Gliding Glaciers. They did help reconstruct the bobsled track in our winter special, but could they still compete? I called Glide this morning and they told me the other team members had left well before. However, Glide said they wanted to recruit some new marbles and preserve the Gliding Glaciers name; Glide, meanwhile, would become their coach. Flav approved of this and said they had a few weeks to get a team set. Glide said they could find a team in not even a week. -Fresh 

10 April 2021

I wanted to find some low-profile teams that didn’t have an international following but had a good regional base. The Oceanics gave me some insider info about the Balls of Flame, a team they used to compete against in the Seven Seas Circuit. They had a big following in that region, mostly known for their slogan #CheckEm. That was all I needed to know before inviting them.

The other team I wanted to bring along was one that Team Galactic told us about before the Winter Special and how they became friends in the Stardust Classic. This team, the Solar Flares, competed in a couple of other tournaments as well, such as Ocho’s Marble Competition. I figured, why not take a chance on them. Starry gave me Flare’s contact info and Flare informed me they’ll come over with the team! -Drizzel

11 April 2021

It wouldn’t be Herbotamia without some Hubelino teams. I guess this tournament is Herbotamia in name only, because it’s even bigger than the teams could imagine—it’s like a qualifier for the qualifiers. 

I could only invite two teams, and we have seven that were interested in joining. I eliminated the Bluefastics and the Green Gang to start, because their uniforms were too similar to those of the Oceanics and Team Momo, respectively. I also eliminated the Ruby Rollers because we already have the Rojo Rollers. That left me with the Black Jacks, Golden Orbs, Team Phoenix, and Valiant Violets. 

The Black Jacks was a team I invited without hesitation, because they were one of the most popular teams in our tournament. As for the other team, I took a chance on the Valiant Violets, because we don’t have any purple-uniformed teams in the Marble League. After contacting the rest of the Minties, we have all the teams set, so I chose a date for the Herbotamia Invitational. That day will be April 13th. -Flav

12 April 2021

The Herbotamia Invitational is tomorrow. My teammates put the finishing touches on Pepper Field while Coach and I helped the teams get prepared for the tournament. We brought the Indigo Stars along to promote a partnership charity with the Isle Hyu Conservation Foundation to help preserve the wildlife near the Stars’ home. They are also going to help us prepare the event as a neutral host, and they will watch from the box with us along with some superfans and VIPs. We’re going to treat this like a real Marble League under the Herbotamia name, and for two of these teams, their lives are going to drastically change forever. -Mint

The logo for the Herbotamia Invitational. (Design Credits: Stynth/Tim Ritz)

13 April 2021

“Welcome to a very special edition of the Herbotamia Invitational! We have selected eight teams who have not been in a major competition for a long time to get some action back in a five-event tournament. I have been given two envelopes from a secret marble that contain the prize for two of the teams.” 

Then the teams all came out one by one, just like in the Marble League. The first event was Balancing, which ended up being our first gold from last season. Right from the start, we were flabbergasted as the Solar Flares, a team Drizzel threw in, had the best start by getting a 423, just 15 short of the Hazers’ Marble League record in 2019. They would easily take home the gold by 43 more than Team Plasma and another four back to the Gliding Glaciers. I’ll hand it over to Drizzel as they won the funnels last season. -Flav

We brought back the funnel tower from Marble League 2020 in the same order as well: five orange funnels and five green ones. I remember the final run I had last year and I told the teams my strategy of getting gold. I can tell Vivid of the Valiant Violets ignored my lesson as they interpreted the event the other way around by going down the funnel in record time… which means last. Flame of the Balls of Flame, Spade from the Black Jacks, Craisen from the Grape Nuts, and Gloomo from Team Plasma would all go through in that order. Yell from the Yarble Yellers would take home a bronze medal, leaving it down to the Flares and Glaciers. Radiance ended up with silver and Frost from the Gliding Glaciers took home a surprising gold. Currently, the two we are advancing are the Solar Flares and Gliding Glaciers. Next up, our long-lasting sprinter Fresh will recap their event. -Drizzel

Sprint was my event submission, because it felt obligatory to include a triple crown event in a Marble League-style tournament. The underdog Solar Flares are still rolling strong advancing out of their heat alongside Fearo of Team Plasma. The other heat had Sheet of the Gliding Glaciers and Yap of the Yarble Yellers move on. Sheet’s run was one of the smoother runs of the entire tournament and followed my advice of preserving energy at the end of the race. In the final of the race, it was Fearo who would take home gold, just beating out Sheet in a photo finish. With Flare taking home a bronze, the standings were tight as the Flares and Glaciers were tied in points and Plasma was just two behind. Collision would help clear things out. -Fresh

Things got interesting right away when the Valiant Violets were able to upset Team Plasma which put a major dent in their top two hopes, because both the Solar Flares and Gliding Glaciers advanced, beating the Grape Nuts and Black Jacks respectively. The other quarterfinal had the Yarble Yellers take down the Balls of Flame. The Gliding Glaciers did their part by defeating the Valiant Violets in the most lopsided matchup. The other side had an upset as the Yarble Yellers stunned the Solar Flares to advance to the Collision final. It was even more stunning that the Violets would steal the bronze medal after a Flare marble that was teetering on the edge fell off after a planet marble hit it. The final had the Yarble Yellers knocking off the other top team, the Gliding Glaciers, and the AAAAAA chant rained down. The final event was the Minty Mania GP, the same track from Marbula One Season 2. The Gliding Glaciers led 32-28 over the Solar Flares for the title with Team Plasma the next closest at 23. The Yarble Yellers would need a miracle to win as they were at 22.

-Mint

The final event was pretty tight, though we had a scare when Salvia of the Valiant Violets fell off the track after a hard hit from Phanto on the banked curve. Ember of the Solar Flares was leading for most of the race and Iceberg could not get into the top three, being stuck between fourth and sixth the entire race. A late run from Nuthin of the Grape Nuts did not derail Ember at all as they would finish second to them and Diamond of the Black Jacks, who started on pole, finished in third. The Solar Flares had pulled off the stunner of stunners by winning the Herbotamia Invitational by one point over the Gliding Glaciers, but both technically won as they will be the two teams joining the Marble League. The reaction when Jelle revealed themselves and invited them in marble was one of the greatest moments in our lives! -Swirl

Overall, the tournament was a huge success, and Jelle proposed to use the format we had down the line in case another expansion comes along. We accepted without hesitation! We can’t wait to see the Solar Flares and Gliding Glaciers compete with us and all the other teams and we wish them the best of luck going forward. Now it’s back to Marbula One, and hopefully, we can cherish something out of the season. -Fresh

The final standings of the Herbotamia Invitational. (Design Credits: Fouc, Jelle’s Marble Runs, MightyCucumber, Stynth)

24 April 2021

The penultimate race of the season and my final race of the season was anything but a race. Yeah, we were all racing for second because Red Eye just blew the entire field away with an 8+ second win. I ended up in ninth and that ended my Marbula One season with 12 points and no hardware. I am very disappointed in my performance for the season and felt I could have done better. Just never got over failing to qualify at home. Just know this: in Marble League 2021 we will be way better. -Drizzel

1 May 2021

Saved our best performance for last. It took us twelve races to finish in the top five, and after I tied for our best qualifier to start in fourth, I finished in fifth at Midnight Bay. Even then, it still feels like the season was a big letdown. Eighteenth in team standings, 21st and 37th in the racer standings is unacceptable for our standards. It was even more embarrassing to find out the Minty Maniacs were one of two teams never to lead at any point, and, ironically, our ColdForGold partner, the Snowballs, was the other team. Maybe Marbula One isn’t for us, but we have a Marble League coming up and we are already there no matter what happens. Now we set our eyes on doing well there. -Fresh

7 May 2021

An opportunity has arisen for one marble on each team to come to Felynia and get a practice run on CCE’s sand rally course tomorrow. Drizzel volunteered to represent us and all of us agreed to send them there. They will get a chance to scout out the area as well since we are getting closer to Marble League 2021. The team is looking forward to going to Felynia, as many marbles said it is going to be quite a show that the Crazy Cat’s Eyes put on. The new stadium is also going to be the largest one on Marblearth yet. Fortunately, we get to watch the qualifiers and wait for the friendly. The rest of us will join Drizzel in Felynia later. -Flav

14 May 2021

I still feel emotional about seeing the Flares and Glaciers become Marble League teams, but now it’s time to focus on the present moment. I got to Felynia last night, and this morning, we met with one member of each team to participate in a practice race as a warmup to Marble League 2021. It was surprising to see Candy from the Jawbreakers and Vespa from the Hornets here, as they were retired, but they each wanted to give it one last run before riding off into the sunset. I ended up finishing in fifteenth, but the race results didn’t matter, as it was just a friendly run to warm up. The marbles had a lot of fun going down the Cat’s Dunes, especially Indie and Rojo Uno, who surprised us all by being the top two in the race. I guess they don’t call this day the “Day of Legends” for nothing. After the race, Indie, Bonbon, Snowstorm, and I went to hang out for dinner at a local favorite in Felynia, talking about what we have got ahead of us for Marble League 2021. The falafel was delicious! -Drizzel

11 June 2021

We bid the fans in Chlorotopia farewell again; this time, the sendoff was much larger compared to the one we had last year at this time. When we got there, we reunited with Drizzel at the Marble Hotel in Felynia, and then, met up with them for some dumplings that night. We saw the Gliding Glaciers there as well, who were very humbled to be part of our tournament and to have the opportunity to become an official Marble League team. 

The two of us reminisced on our journeys. Alpine told me that if they qualified and eventually finished on the podium, they would credit us for allowing the Glaciers to compete at all. After what I have seen, that’s not out of the question. We came out of retirement and finished in third…they can do the same thing, right? I’d like it and would like it even better if we were on the top step, but that’s for another day.

All I know is the journey has been quite a rollercoaster, and my teammates have been some of the best marbles anyone could know. We touched so many marbles and teams in the past year alone, and we are looking forward to making a difference in the years to come. -Flav

The Minties and Glaciers meet for dinner, joined by Momomomo. (Photo Credit: Nordique Whaler)

End of Journal.

In RetRollSpective, the Minty Maniacs have one of the most interesting histories competing in tournaments, from friendlies to the Marble League, with varying degrees of success. Although they were once worried about the future of marble sports, their embrace has made the sports better, just by their presence and determination to keep on. Their 2020 season will go down as one of the most historic runs any team has had in JMR history and their passion for helping others, whether it’s by donating to food banks or allowing teams to join the Marble League, has empowered many other marbles around Marblearth. With hope, the Minty Maniacs will truly realize their potential and do well in future tournaments. Best of luck to them in the near future, keep on rolling!

Credits

  • Writers: NordiqueWhaler, Stynth
  • Editors: Phoenix, Smacg13
  • Artist: Jack Ironhide
  • Graphic Designers: Fouc, Jelle’s Marble Runs, MightyCucumber, Novawolf, Pim Leurs, Spex, Stynth, Tim Ritz
  • Photographers: Jelle’s Marble Runs, Nordique Whaler
  • Release: 26/10/2021

RetRollSpective – Snowballs

Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Snowballs, the hosts of Marble League 2018 and inaugural champions of the Marble League Showdown. Read on to find out how this team has chilled the competition!

The official logo for the Snowballs, designed by Tim Ritz.

The Snowballs grew up in Hailfern, a small city on the coast. In their youth, the city was but a village known for its ski slopes, located in the valley a little way inland of the village. Snowflake, who would later become the team captain, lived on one of the ski slopes in an acacia log house with their parents, who owned the slope and named it after them. Snowflake Slope became a regional tourist destination for marbles who lived on the southeast coast of the continent. It is believed that the O’Marbles family came up there to ski each winter prior to competing in the Fruit Circuit.

Snowflake traveled down the slope and through the valley to attend school in Hailfern each day. They met Snowstorm and Snowblast through the school’s snowtubing club, an afterschool activity where they would travel into the valley and tube for fun. When Snowflake got older, they founded the school’s first ski team. The school practiced on Snowflake Slope and competed throughout the region.

The house atop Snowflake Slope where Snowflake grew up. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

The Hailfern Ski Team was competing in the regional finals in Blancouver when Snowflake received news that one of their parents had perished in an avalanche. Snowflake dropped out of the race that they were supposed to compete in and returned home. Snowstorm and Snowblast, to raise support for Snowflake, reached out to the other teams competing. The Blancouver Ski Team, headed by Snow and Snowy, donated their fundraising proceeds from hosting to Snowflake and their remaining parent.

Several months later, the Blancouver Ski Team visited Hailfern for a competition. Snowflake had already dropped out of school to help their surviving parent run the ski lift, but they attended the competition in support of Snow and Snowy’s team. The two, along with Snowstorm, visited Snowflake after the competition, and the four rekindled over their memories in the regional finals. They went out to the slopes, where they rolled together, cruising down the hill in sync with each other. As they ascended up the ski lift at sunset that night, they were ecstatic and promised to meet again.

Snowflake’s surviving parent supported their child’s endeavors in marble sports as they got older, which included team competitions. Snowflake eventually rejoined the ski team at their school, and upon graduation, was admitted to the University of Snoronto. They attended university there along with Snow, Snowy, and Snowstorm, where the four competed together in a variety of marble sports. Their coalition, which became known as the Snowballs, became rivals with the school’s other major coalition: the Gliding Glaciers, whose members were all from an island city called Glidavik.

“It was a friendly rivalry…mostly because they knew that we were better than them,” Snowy explained. “They were more chill. Everyone loved their personalities, but we knew how to dominate the competition.”The Snowballs became one of the most popular university teams on the continent, bringing international attention to Hailfern for the first time in centuries. The team’s incoming invitation to Marble League 2016 only added to the excitement surrounding them.

The Snowballs pose for a photoshoot. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“We were a wildcard pick, plain and simple,” Snow stated. “We had to be. There was no way we were that good, even if we were performing well in the college leagues. It’s like we skipped the major and regional leagues of marble sports entirely.”

The Snowballs were revealed as the fifteenth team coming to the Marble League and entered the tournament as a counter-pick to more internationally recognized teams like Team Primary, the Rojo Rollers, and the Savage Speeders. They began the season by earning one point in Balancing and five points in the Relay Race, earning a technical bronze medal due to a defect in the top lane of the track. The Snowballs earned only eight points over the next ten events, going scoreless in six of the ten. The team finished their inaugural season in a disappointing fourteenth place.

The team entered the 2017 Marble League Qualifiers with high hopes, only for those hopes to be crushed. Despite placing eighth in the Relay Race and fifth in the Sand Rally, the Snowballs scored no points in the next two events and missed qualifying for the 2017 Marble League in thirteenth place, tied with the Kobalts. After two dismal performances, the team convened to discuss their future.

“It was obvious that we weren’t doing as well as we could have,” Snowflake confessed. “We realized that we needed a lot more professional experience. After watching some of the 2017 Marble League, we competed as an exhibition team in the MFC Championship League, which we had heard of from the Balls of Chaos. That experience prepared us for so much more success in the 2018 season.”

Back home, Snowblast had built up the Hailfern Ski Team to claim its first-ever regional title. The championship was amidst a rapid expansion of the village in business. One of the largest tenants included a construction company, Arctic Corporation, that was working on an arena and training facility for the Snowballs. The stadium was named the Arctic Circle upon its completion.

The Arctic Circle, photographed upon its completion in 2017. (Design Credit: MSPN)

The stadium was located on the opposite side of the mountain from Snowflake Slope, facing the new city of Hailfern. During the fall of 2017, Jelle Bakker and Greg Woods visited the facility during their world tour, after meeting with the Royal Family of Snoronto. They liked the stadium so much that they offered the Snowballs the chance to host the upcoming 2018 Marble League. In their offer, the team would automatically qualify for the tournament and be able to hold themed events. The Snowballs accepted without hesitation and became the first team to ever host a Marble League.

The team did not appear at the Draw or at Qualifiers, which were held in the Arctic Circle. They recruited Snowblast as their fifth member for the Friendly Round, an exhibition tournament new to the Marble League that year. The Snowballs dominated throughout the tournament, earning first in both the 5 Meter Ice Dash and in the Halfpipe against series mainstays Savage Speeders, O’rangers, and Mellow Yellow. Could 2018 be their year to shine, and do so on their home turf?

Snow began the season strongly for the Snowballs, finishing fourth in the finals of the 5 Meter Ice Dash, and Snowstorm followed up their performance with a ninth-place finish in the Ski Jump. The team fell apart during the Halfpipe event, getting dead last in an event they had dominated in during the Friendly Round, and attempted to resuscitate their fall in the Bobsled event, an event in which the team placed seventh. The Snowballs dropped further to thirteenth place.

The team hung their hopes on Snowflake for Speed Skating, an investment that turned out to be more than worth it. Snowflake earned their first bronze medal against Ruzzy from the Raspberry Racers, which happened to be the team’s first non-consolation medal ever. The team rose to seventh place in the standings and faced Team Pursuit next. The event was on the same course as Speed Skating and was a team event, requiring the cooperation of all four team members for the third marble to pass. The team put Snowy in front and Snowflake just behind, making Snowstorm the third marble with Snow as the back marble. Their strategy and speed led the team to their first gold medal.

The Snowballs’ first gold medal in 2018’s Team Pursuit. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

This, combined with Snowy’s fourth-place finish in the Snow Rally, placed the Snowballs second in the overall standings. These higher finishes during the middle of the season allowed the Snowballs to remain in the top half of the standings and as championship contenders, although the team did not return to the podium afterward. From the Snowboard Cross to the Sand Mogul Rally, the Snowballs earned 30 points to finish the 2018 Marble League in seventh place. They were tied with the Raspberry Racers in points but had a gold medal advantage over the team, and were just two points below the Hazers in sixth place.

The Snowballs’ improved season, competitively, was marred by tragedy. During a blizzard in Hailfern, an avalanche slid down the mountain and caused major damage to the Arctic Circle, destroying the stadium and severely damaging the Snowballs’ training facilities. The avalanche occurred during a break in the 2018 tournament, which meant that no marble was present in the stadium. Upon surveying the damage, Jelle Bakker and the committee decided to use the Bakker Bowl as a temporary stadium for the final event, the Sand Mogul Race. 

The Bakker Bowl, used for 2018’s Moguls, was adapted to match the Snowballs’ aesthetic. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Snowballs began rebuilding the stadium in early 2019, after participating in the two offseason events. Snowflake placed twenty-first in the 100 Meter Water Race and did not finish the race; they were the first marble to DNF. The Gliding Glaciers, notably, finished third in the race but announced their retirement from the Marble League shortly after. The Snowballs also participated in the Amazing Maze Marble Race, but failed to get past the initial heat and placed second-to-last overall. Things were not looking great for the Snowballs leading up to the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers.

All of the team’s struggles throughout the offseason manifested at the end of January 2019. The team earned only seven points throughout the first three events of Qualifiers, sitting in eighteenth place. Snow placed eighth in the Underwater Race, earning eleven points, but it was not enough to save the team. The Snowballs finished the 2019 Marble League Qualifiers in eighteenth place with eighteen points and did not make the cut for what would have been their third Marble League. The team’s accumulation of skills seemed to have melted.

“It’s something we really tried to prepare against, but we ultimately couldn’t overcome. We know we can do better than that.” Snowflake paused, seeming as if they were deep in thought. “Maybe if the conditions were fairer…”

This comment drew scrutiny from the Oceanics, who were upset that the Snowballs were blaming them for their poor performance. The Snowballs dropped the charges after being advised to do so by the Royal Family of Snoronto, who negotiated with the Royal Family of Dunduei on the topic.

The team learned shortly afterward of the Marble League Showdown and began training for the tournament in their training facility, which had already been repaired. The public heard little from the Snowballs until the 2019 Marble League Showdown, where they were set to compete against the seven other unqualified teams, two fan-voted teams, and two Hubelino teams. The Snowballs had a lot to prove in not a lot of time, and most fans were expecting the Snowballs to fall by the wayside in favor of the Rojo Rollers, Hornets, and somehow, the Shining Swarm.

The Snowballs earned 53 points in the Showdown and advanced to Qualifiers at the top of the standings. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Snowballs’ Showdown showing was one that seemed to flash-freeze the competition. The team earned three medals, one in every event but Collision. Snowstorm earned a bronze medal in the Sand Rally, Snow took the gold in Funnel Spinning, and the team earned a silver medal in Balancing. The team won the Showdown and secured a spot in the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers. While training for 2020, the team received an official letter from the JMRC, inviting the team to compete in the first season of Marbula One. The Snowballs accepted and were represented by Snowy and Snowflake in the tournament. Snowflake’s acacia log cabin and Snowflake Slope itself were featured in the background of the team’s reveal poster.

The promotional poster for the Snowballs in Marbula One Season 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

Frostbitten

an addendum by The Emperor

The Snowballs’ debut in Marbula One would be marked with great success, as the “Coldest Comet,” Snowy, snagged a bronze medal at the Savage Speedway GP, becoming a member of the select club of marbles that had podiumed in their first-ever event in a competition.

“I think many questioned my decision to put Snowy in Marbula One, let alone the opening Grand Prix. Snow and Snowstorm had just come off of a successful Showdown season, and Snowflake has been our best Marble League athlete. But I think Snowy’s performance on the track today should speak louder than that,” Coach Blizzard remarked after the race. 

Snowy earned bronze in their Marbula One debut at the Savage Speedway. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

A week later in Orlango, the “Looming Storm” would get a respectable sixth-place finish at the O’raceway. Little did Snowflake know that those would be their last points all season. During the break between races, the Snoronto Royal Family held a meeting with the Snowballs organization. The Royal Family was attempting to finish the re-construction of the Arctic Circle, which had still not been fully rebuilt since its collapse during a break in the Marble League 2018. There was a lack of funding for the project, and the team would need to acquire some, and soon if the stadium was ever to be fully reconstructed. Coach Blizzard would stay behind during the next few races in an attempt to scour Snoronto for a manager for the team; one who could stay in Snoronto and help oversee the stadium reconstruction. 

This help would come from Avalanche, a genius marble that had moved to Snoronto recently. Avalanche was from Osnow, a city nearby to Stormholm. Avalanche had worked on designing several facilities and circuits within the area, including the Short Circuit and the Thunderbolts’ Training Facility. They had recently been hired by Mellospace Industries as a professional Marbula One circuit designer but were open to helping the Snowballs organization. Avalanche dedicated a portion of their income to the funding of the reconstruction of the Arctic Circle, and by the end of the Momotorway Grand Prix, it was finished.

“It’s amazing the difference a fresh mind can make!” Snow beamed, remarking on Avalanche’s wonderful turn around of the stadium. “We’ll finally have a great training facility to operate in again, and maybe we can use that to help us qualify for the Marble League this year!”

Meanwhile, Marbula One was still marching along, and Snowflake managed to grab the Snowballs’ first pole position of the season at the Hivedrive, hosted by the Hornets. Unfortunately, after a mistimed exit off of the Conveyor Belt, Snowflake would fall to fourteenth by the end of the race. They would only muster one spot better at the next race, the Greenstone GP.

“We’ve got to get our head back in the game,” Snowy said, following their teammates’ disastrous runs. “Avalanche has given us some blueprints and tips on how to master the Short Circuit, and I’m looking forward to giving their track a shot!”

Snowy did not qualify well for the race, only managing twelfth, but would freeze the competition as the race went along, and earned the Snowballs their first gold medal in Marbula One!

Snowy winning gold at the Short Circuit Grand Prix! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“Words cannot describe what that felt like…” an ecstatic Snowy exclaimed after the race. “What a race that was…I still can’t believe we won…wow!”

The team traveled next to Tumbletown, home of the Razzway. After a track invasion by the now infamous streaker known as Razzputin, Snowflake could not keep the teams’ momentum going, however, as they would place thirteenth again at the Razzway GP, knocking the team out of championship contention. But Snowy was undeterred nonetheless and secured their third medal of the season at Midnight Bay, home of the Midnight Wisps. This vaulted the Snowballs to fourth overall, and Snowy to second in the racer’s championship. Snowflake, in contrast, would only finish twenty-seventh.

“I just never felt like I could catch up to Snowy throughout the season…” Snowflake said. “Nonetheless, I’m thrilled to have been a part of this Marbula One team, and seeing Snowy on the racer’s podium brings tears of joy to my eyes! I just hope one day it’ll be me up there…” they said, nervously.

Snowy finishing as runner-up on the Racer’s Podium at the end of Marbula One Season 1! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The team returned to Hailfern during the offseason to marvel in the glory of the rebuilt Arctic Circle, which they wasted no time in starting to train in for the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers. Snowflake looked to redeem themselves in the Qualifiers and would be selected to participate in the Sprint. However, their shaken confidence was revealed in full during the Qualifiers, where the Snowballs failed to qualify after their captain’s shaky performance in the 5 Meter Sprint.

“Three events into the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers, and they were in a comfortable seventh place overall. As far as they were concerned, they had made it,” former JMRC Member Stynth remarked. “The starting gate lifted in the 5 Meter Sprint, but Snowflake lost their balance early on and was all out of sorts. The captain of the Snowballs placed dead last in the event, and the team fell to fourteenth overall.”

            “I am so embarrassed,” Snowflake admitted, as their voice began shaking. “It was just like Marbula One…I just couldn’t do as well as Snowy. I know I’m the reason we didn’t qualify this year, and I will never forgive myself for that.”

The Snowballs, disappointed with their result in the qualifiers, decided to start their “ColdForGold” campaign with the Minty Maniacs, and supported them during the 2020 Marble League, starting a friendship between the teams.

The Snowballs fans donned a Minty Maniacs fan sign. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I had only seen before the heat began that some of the Snowballs fans decided to support our team.” Minty Drizzel said in an interview after funnel endurance. “It gave my teammates and me a sense of motivation that we have grown and are ready to compete with the big teams like the O’rangers and Savage Speeders not just for gold but for a championship. Once I got to the finals, let alone the final funnel, I knew what I had to do.” The Minty Maniacs would end up finishing 2020 in third place, their best Marble League performance to date with seven medals (four of which were gold).

The Snowballs would once again be competing in the Marble League Showdown in 2020, where they opened the season off with a fourth in the Relay Race, after Snowflake stumbled in the anchor leg, causing the team to drop.

Snowflake botching the anchor leg for the Relay Race, costing the Snowballs a podium. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

This would be the Snowballs’ closest opportunity for a podium, as they did not fare well in the next three events, placing twelfth, eighth, and ninth in the final three events. The Snowballs would finish the Showdown in tenth and be under the presumption that they would be relegated for the next season until it was confirmed otherwise in 2021.

“I’ve been further considering relinquishing my role as team captain to Snowy,” a disheartened Snowflake said. “They’ve proven themselves a great athlete…and maybe we can do something in team events under their leadership…”

The team returned to Hailfern during the offseason. Following their disappointing Showdown season, the team unanimously decided to take a vacation to Winterpeg for a breath of fresh air. During their trip, they were joined by Stynth, who interviewed the team members on their recent performances.

            “It was amazing to do so well in Marbula One, but we felt all of this pressure after the tournament to qualify,” confessed Snowy. “As a team, we don’t do well under that kind of pressure, and we have accepted that.”

“The team made me realize that I was too hard on myself during this year’s Qualifiers,” Snowflake added. “I didn’t feel like I could lead the team when I was competing at my worst. But knowing failure is the best motivator to work towards success, and that has been the main goal of my leadership this offseason.”

            “We’re not giving up,” Snowstorm promised. “We did well in last year’s Showdown, and we’re aiming high this year as well. We’ve been making great progress on the Relay Run, which we didn’t do well in during 2019 Qualifiers.”

Shortly before the start of the second season of Marbula One, Snowflake officially appointed Snowy as the new captain of the team, hoping for a fresh new start and a good result in Marbula One. The team would select Snowy to compete again, and would this time be joined by Snowstorm, “The Unrelenting.”

The promotional poster for the Snowballs in Marbula One Season 2. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

Before the season’s start, Avalanche, the team manager, received a phone call from Jelle Bakker, asking whether or not the Snowballs would be interested in hosting a Marbula One race. Avalanche accepted the offer and would get to work on designing their best track yet: The Arctic Circuit.

The Snowballs would choose Snowy to represent the team at the opening Grand Prix; Minty Mania. After a disastrous qualifying and first half of the race, Snowy climbed into fifth place and earned twelve solid points. Snowstorm would have an up-and-down race at the O’raceway, climbing to third before falling to eleventh at the race’s end.

Here comes…Snowstorm! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Snowy would score again at the Honeydome, placing seventh in the race. Snowstorm would pick up the team’s first DNQ of the season, failing to qualify at the Aquamaring.

Snowy and Snowstorm enjoying the views in Dunduei. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)

Snowstorm would fail to qualify again at Tumult Turnpike before Snowy was chosen to represent the team at their home track, the Arctic Circuit.

“I just feel like this is such a monumental occurrence!” Snowy said before the race. “We haven’t hosted any competitions here since the stadium collapsed during the 2018 Marble League. And now we’ve got the crowds back in the stadium, it just feels like a new beginning for us all!”

The Snowballs’ fresh start wouldn’t be met with much success, as Snowy only scored one point with a twelfth place at the Arctic Circuit. At the end of the first half of the tournament, the team sat in fifteenth overall, with 23 points and no medals earned.

Avalanche’s Arctic Circuit Grand Prix. (Design Credit: Spex)

At the end of the first half of the season, it was revealed that the Marble League Winter Special would be occurring over the midseason break, however, the Snowballs would not be hosting the tournament. That duty would fall to the Minty Maniacs.

The Snowballs would start the tournament with a respectable sixth in the Ice Dash, where Snowy earned the team ten solid points. Snowstorm would not keep the momentum going, however, with a paltry fifteenth in the Snowboard Cross. In another edition of Coach Blizzard’s questionable coaching decisions, Snow was selected to represent the team in Speed Skating; an event that Snowflake had medaled in back in 2018. The inexperience showed, and Snow placed fourteenth.

Snow in the gates, ready to race on the Speed Skating track! (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Following a fifteenth in the Bobsled and eighth in Ice Hockey, the Snowballs would place dead last in the Winter Special, earning a measly 22 points.

“It was very demoralizing,” Snow said in a press conference following the conclusion of the league. “We came in as favorites due to being a snow-themed team and having hosted the last Winter League…and came out on the bottom once more.”

The Snowballs at the Closing Ceremony. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

During the Winter Special, manager Avalanche had been busy at work designing one of the most complex Marbula One circuits yet: The Raceforest. The track had been built on the beach, meaning that it was extremely unstable, and its foundations were always shifting.

“I think it’s going to be a heck of a race, if I do say so myself,” Avalanche said, blushing. “With so many complex corners, it will make the best racing marbles shine, and I can’t wait to watch it!”

Snowstorm would represent the team at the Raceforest GP, and after qualifying dead last on the grid, they had their best race of the season; scoring 12 points and gaining 11 positions.

“It was a thriller!” Snowstorm exclaimed. “I cannot express how happy I am, to finally be living up to my teammate’s reputation, and score solid points!”

Snowy would look to continue the momentum at the Momotorway GP, where they qualified third. They’d finish the race in eighth. Snowstorm would fail to qualify once more at the Palette Park GP. Thankfully for the team, this would be the final time that the Snowballs failed to qualify, as they scored points in all of the final three races, with the majority of them coming from Snowy’s seventh-place finish at Midnight Bay. The team would finish the league in twelfth overall, with 57 points.

“It certainly wasn’t a spectacular season…” Coach Blizzard said. “But I think it was a good effort on the team’s part nonetheless. After our other recent performances in both the Showdown and Winter Special, a midpack finish is…quite welcome.”

The team returned to Hailfern as the season concluded, and trained their hearts out at the newly rebuilt Arctic Circle. Avalanche had built extra training facilities inside of the stadium, and the Snowballs wasted no time getting to work with them.

It was during one of these training sessions that Coach Blizzard interrupted the team with some breaking news. It had been confirmed by JMR that the Jawbreakers would be retiring from the sport, and would be replaced by the team’s old rivals from university: the Gliding Glaciers!

The Snowballs and Gliding Glaciers would soon clash at the Wave in the 2021 Marble League Qualifiers. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I can’t believe it!” Snowblast said. “Based on what coach is telling me, the former team members won’t be competing anymore, but Glide has taken the reins as the team’s new coach! Oooh, this is so exciting!!!” They exclaimed, overjoyed.

As the build-up to the Qualifiers began, the Snowballs were invited to take place in a practice race between the teams. Snowstorm was chosen to represent the team and finished the race in a respectable sixth.

“I’m happy with myself and that performance.” A triumphant Snowstorm told the media after the race. “We’re feeling good about the Qualifiers this year…I know we won’t let our fans down again.”

In RetRollSpective, the Snowballs are a team that has come a long way since their first season win in the Showdown. They have experienced the loss and tragedy that life brings, but chose to fight through it all towards victory, all the while having “snow much fun” doing what they love. Best of luck to the Snowballs in the near future, keep on rolling!

Credits

  • Writers: The Emperor, Stynth
  • Editors: Bobert/Snowster, Smacg13
  • Artists: Jack Ironhide, MSPN
  • Graphic Designers: Spex, Tim Ritz
  • Photographers: The Emperor, Jelle’s Marble Runs
  • Release: 12/10/2021

RetRollSpective – Oceanics

Hello and welcome to another RetRollSpective, where we reflect on the history of marble sports teams that have appeared in the tournaments of Jelle’s Marble Runs. This time, we’re going to focus on the Oceanics, champions of the Marble League Winter Special and Marble Survival 100. Read on to find out how this team has drowned out the competition!

The official logo for the Oceanics, designed by Tim Ritz.

As veterans of the Marble League, the Oceanics have been a staple of the Marble League since the beginning. That said, like a wave forming in the ocean, the team originated out of nowhere. Aqua, Sea, Shore, and Ocean grew up as childhood friends in the cultural capital of Dunduei. They all worked at a surf shop in a nearby town when they were teenagers, which was odd because none of them knew how to surf. They all loved to hang out on the beach, but they weren’t so keen on going into the water unless they needed to cool off. None of the Oceanics learned how to swim until they were preparing for the Marble League, which is likely why the team has a subpar performance record in water events.

The friends discovered their passion for marble sports at dawn one morning, as they brought the surfboards out to be cleaned before the day’s rentals. On the way out, Shore dragged one of the surfboards in the sand, creating a long path. When Ocean brought their board out, they saw the path leading to the water, and decided to have some fun.

“I thought it would be like a slide. I always enjoyed going on the playground when I was a kid,” Ocean recalled to us. “The four of us have been friends forever. We don’t mind playing around every now and then. It’s part of who we are. So I went down the path, and I couldn’t stop myself. There weren’t any rails to clutch to. It felt so free, so exhilarating. I wanted to feel that feeling for the rest of my life.”

When Ocean reached the bottom, they told Shore about the racetrack they had found, and had Shore race down it. Shore knew that they had accidentally made the track, but they didn’t tell Ocean or any of the others about it. The release of this article will be the first time they all find out how it was made.

Needless to say, the friends were exhilarated. They decided to close the shop for the day, and test out the course, extending it until the point that it would be washed away by the tide. The day turned into another day, then the entire week, before Aqua made the executive decision to sell their surf shop and go into training. The friends never looked back.

The 2016 Marble League was announced about two years later, after the friends were already competing in the Seven Seas Circuit with other regional teams, such as the Turtle Sliders and the Balls of Flame. They immediately jumped at the opportunity, requesting to be admitted into the competition. But they froze when the application asked for a team name.

A humble beginning for one of the most popular teams in the Marble League today. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The team had previously been going as “Team Moana”, which means “ocean”. However, they feared copyright strikes from the Non-Descript Entertainment Company. Sea took it upon themselves to choose a new name for the team, considering “Team Liquid” before settling on the name “Oceanics”. It was straightforward enough to where fans around the world would recognize it, but so could the team members as part of their identity living and working with the ocean.

The Oceanics were admitted to the Marble League 2016 due to their success in the Seven Seas Circuit and traveled to the mainland to compete, ecstatic about the chance to prove themselves against teams around the world. However, the team went scoreless from the first event, where they received only one point, until the ninth event, Team Pursuit, where they earned a gold medal. The Oceanics’ morale was renewed, and they went on to get a silver medal in Quartet Diving (a water event) and another point in Hurdles before finishing the season in tenth place, which was better than any members of the team could have hoped for at the halfway point of the season.

The Oceanics’ first medal in a water event came in 2016’s Quartet Diving. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

They were determined to not give up, and rode their wave of eagerness into the 2017 Marble League Qualifications, scoring a second-place finish in the Sand Race and qualifying in fourth place. When asked about that preseason event, Shore remembered it fondly:

“That feeling when I went down that path, for the first time…I felt a hint of it again that day. It felt amazing. And we couldn’t wait to channel that energy…to raise the wave into Marble League 2017.”

Although the Oceanics started strong with the first event, earning a silver medal in Funnel Spinning and a bronze medal in the 5 Meter sprint, the team continued to struggle in consistently staying in the top half of events. They did have two consecutive fifth-place finishes, but a disappointing last-place finish in Archery spelled doom for the team. They finished in eleventh place with 99 points, unable to crack triple-digits, and shut out of the top ten. While 99 points looked better in writing than the 19 points they had accumulated in 2016, the Oceanics were dejected and returned to their homeland with little fanfare. 

Sea opened Marble League 2017 with a silver in Funnel Spinning. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Many saw the team as a staple in the Marble League by this time, but a staple that had never really seen success. It was at this point that the team came into contact with Tide, who was, at the time, promoting marble sports competitions in Mellacai, a major city in science and architecture. Tide personally reached out to the team and offered to train them for the 2018 Marble League Qualifiers. The team did not hesitate.

“I saw a ton of potential in them. I could tell they loved to compete, but they weren’t showing it, because they didn’t know how to. They didn’t exude the feeling that they wanted to be champions, but I knew they did. And I helped them work towards it.”

Tide bought the Oceanics outright, funding their flights to Mellacai and beginning training with them. During this period, the Oceanics stayed out of the public eye completely. Press releases surfaced detailing that Tide would coach the team, that the Oceanics were constructing a new stadium in Dunduei, and that they had hired Reef as their manager, but that was all that the public heard about the team until the Draw.

The Oceanics won their qualifying group, immediately setting the tone for a successful 2018. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Oceanics placed into Group B of Qualifiers and immediately surprised fans by placing first in Curling. The team did not finish the Snow Rally, but a fifth-place finish in the 5 Meter Ice Dash and another first-place finish in the Halfpipe event allowed the team to coast to the 2018 Marble League at the top of Group B. Their performance did not go unnoticed by the fans, as well as other Marble League teams. Pinky Toe from the Pinkies remarked,

“They weren’t competing in the past two Marble Leagues. Granted, 2016 was a rough season for all of us, but they never had a chance to come close to the top five last year. Do they this year? It might be possible. We better watch out.”

The Oceanics did not let up. They earned a gold medal in the 5 Meter Ice Dash, the first event of the main tournament, making an immediate improvement from their performance in Qualifiers. The hashtag #TidePride echoed their victory on social media, and their fanbase began to make waves.

Sea “seas’d the win” of the 5 Meter Ice Dash. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Although the Oceanics missed the podium for the next few events, they were able to stay consistently in the top ten for all events but one. The Oceanics’ next medal was a bronze in Team Pursuit, an event for which they also set a new Marble League record during one of the heats. When asked about this, Aqua could barely stop smiling:

“This season has given me a wave of excitement through every event, with every time we get to compete, and doing so as a team is a particularly special treat. We’ve known each other for our entire lives and to get to do what we do together is a privilege. We take none of it for granted.”

The Oceanics set a record in Team Pursuit. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The team did not fare well in the next two events, placing fourteenth and fifteenth, but regained their momentum in Curling, earning a gold medal and proving their dominance in the event, which they had already asserted during Qualifiers. A fifth-place finish in the Biathlon and a seventh-place finish in Ice Hockey kept the team at the top of the standings…until the final event.

“We got a little too headstrong,” Tide shook themselves in disappointment. “I thought we’d be able to pull through. If we had made it into the final heat of that last event, we would’ve been unstoppable.”

Ocean could not control themselves in the Sand Mogul Race. It wasn’t the same as the path that the surfboard had created, straight down the beach in Dunduei. It was contoured at different points, and they tried, desperately, to claw onto the edge of the track. Bouncing off it too much, Ocean finished in fourth of four in the semifinal race, meaning they would not make it to the final race. When the Midnight Wisps and Savage Speeders crossed the line in the next semifinal race, Ocean looked away.

“The Oceanics can still win if the Savage Speeders miss the podium and if the Midnight Wisps get bronze,” Greg Woods commented.

“But I knew. There was no way the Savage Speeders were going to miss the podium,” Ocean recalled. “Everyone on the team just looked blankly at me. Our fans fell silent. High tide was gone.”

About an hour later, the Oceanics took the podium for third place overall in Marble League 2018.

The Oceanics’ 2018 season concluded in third overall with 130 points. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

That night, the five team members sat quietly in their hotel room. After some time, Sea finally spoke up.

“You know, I haven’t lost hope yet.”

Admittedly, the team struggled for a few months to rebuild their morale. The Oceanics did not perform well in either of the two offseason events, but their training was not focused on doing well in either event. They began to train in the Seven Seas Stadium as construction entered its final phase, with Coach Tide, Royal Marina, and mascot Alvin supervising. At the end of the Amazing Maze Marble Race, the Oceanics were revealed as hosts for the 2019 Marble League. Mandarin from the O’rangers, allegedly, did not respond well to this news. A fan overheard them saying:

“You mean to tell me that after all we’ve done for the Marble League, the committee decided to pick a team that only did well last season to host the tournament? You know what, I don’t understand the committee. We should form the OMC: the Orange Marble Sports Committee. That’ll be less biased against us for sure.”

The O’rangers, in a joint statement, denied the validity of this statement, but Oceanics fans doubted the statement. A small rivalry between the O’rangers and Oceanics manifested.

Things could not have looked better for the Oceanics after their Friendly Round. In fact, they were going to look much worse. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Oceanics won Funnel Spinning and the Relay Race in the Friendly Round and were able to edge out the O’rangers by one point despite finishing last in the Underwater Race. Fans began to question the Oceanics’ performance in water events, noting that they had consistently been low since the 2017 Marble League. We hope that this article can explain why.

As the 2019 Marble League drew near, however, internal changes began to shake the confidence and performance of the team. This would be the first season in which the Marble League actively featured its coaches by having them sit in the grandstand, and the officials ruled that it was a conflict of interest if the coach of a team was also an active member of a team. As a result, Tide decided to become the full-time coach of the Oceanics, and they brought on Bay to serve as the Oceanics’ new reserve. 

Interestingly, Bay had previously competed with the Oceanics in the 2018 Winter Marble League Qualifiers, appearing in the team’s record-setting first place in the Halfpipe. It was later revealed that they were recruited from Mellacai for their growing laurels as an endurance athlete and had to leave the team shortly after Qualifiers to compete in the Seven Seas Circuit. Bay revealed in an interview that Tide personally invited them back to the Oceanics in late 2018, a few months before the Friendly Round, where they competed in the Underwater Race.

That said, the rest of the team did not handle the transition well. “The team didn’t feel the same. Our mojo was thrown off because Tide wasn’t competing on the team anymore, and not only that: Tide didn’t coach as well when they weren’t competing on the team. Tide didn’t see where we were struggling,” Sea remarked in a postseason interview.

Shore added, “Tide didn’t see that we were struggling.”

The Seven Seas Stadium from afar. (Art Credit: Betawolfs)

Granted, this was not the only complication that the Oceanics had to face. The team also had to train for the three water events they would be offering and felt pressured due to the stigma around their low results in those types of events. As such, the team trained extensively for water events, and in fact, may have trained too much:

“I’ve seen a few fans complaining that we didn’t just do badly in water events; we did badly in pretty much every event,” Aqua acknowledged. “In hindsight, we didn’t spend enough time training for regular events. We practiced a lot of water endurance, trying to control our direction against the current and all. I can promise you that I know how to swim now. Unfortunately, I just didn’t get enough practice in the funnels or on the sand to succeed in those types of events.”

Other factors included the impending completion of the Seven Seas Stadium, which impacted the Oceanics’ ability to train before early 2019, as well as the declining health of Royal Marina, whose sickness would prevent them from attending any of the 2019 Marble League.

The best view the Oceanics would ever get at Marble League 2019’s trophy. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The first blow to the Oceanics’ morale came in the first event of the main tournament, when Ocean came last in their heat, in front of Royal Triton and over the commentary of Greg Woods, exclaiming “Oceanics, ah, they’re going to finish last again in an underwater event. They will not move on.” The team began the 2019 Marble League with three points, and throughout the next five events, placed in the bottom half in four of those five to secure the bottom of the standings at the end of the sixth event, Relay Race. The team was able to get out of last when they tied with the Pinkies in points at the end of Block Pushing but was still in a bad place by the time the tenth event, Maze, rolled around. Although the Oceanics managed to keep out of last, they were still in second-to-last place, only above the Pinkies.

“Suffice it to say that we were not impressed with the team’s performance,” Reef stated. “We didn’t consider being better than the Pinkies much of an accomplishment…until we weren’t.”

Although the Oceanics reached the finals in the Maze, the team squandered their high odds of medaling when they finished in fourth place. In the next event, the Dirt Race, Shore made it to the final race, but bounced off the course, finishing in seventh and returning the Oceanics to last place overall.

The Oceanics had a seventy-five percent chance of medaling in 2019’s Hubelino Maze. They did not. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The Pinkies medaled in both events.

“Morale was at an all-time low for us…or in hindsight, it wasn’t even as low as it was at the end of the season,” Aqua said, dismally. “We tried to muster up what we had left during  Rafting. We thought we did well until ten other teams ended up doing better than us.”

That cemented the Oceanics’ fate in the season. “The Oceanics in the meantime, cruelly, they become the first team who will not be able to win the Marble League,” noted Greg Woods as the updated standings appeared on the scoreboard.

The next event, the Elimination Race, appropriately saw two of the Oceanics get eliminated—the team member who participated in the event, Sea, and the coach of the team, Tide.

“I was sitting near Coach Tide when they were removed from the grandstands. Reef and Alvin rolled over to us with a bunch of stadium security marbles, and Reef fired them on the spot. It seemed as if Reef had been planning to fire them for a time, at least for a few weeks,” one of the other team’s coaches, who asked to remain anonymous, reported. “What made it particularly awkward is that Tide owned the team, but Reef was the manager, and thus had the authority to relieve Tide of their coach duties.”

Members of the JMRC and other coaches could only watch as Tide left the Seven Seas Stadium in shame. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I had to do what was best for the team,” Reef added. “Tide was our weakest link, especially when it came to training for the water events. We were going to wait until the season was over to make an action, but after the first heat of the Elimination Race, I lost my cool.”

So did the Oceanics fans—as they left the stadium, disappointed in their team for yet another poor result that would further rectify their season of shame. From there, Reef brought Lagoon in as the new coach of the Oceanics, while Tide’s hands were figuratively tied. Tide tried to fire Reef as manager, but this proved futile when the Royal Family got involved. With this, Reef was able to spark excitement and hope within the fanbase, inspiring the fans to return to the Seven Seas Stadium and cheer on their team for the last few events.

Regardless, the Oceanics’ performance in the 2019 Marble League did not improve, and the team finished the season in last with the worst points average of any team in Marble League history, punctuated by finishing in dead last in the Sand Rally. The Oceanics fans had already left the stands after the fifteenth event, but they returned to the stadium and swarmed the podium, voicing their disappointment with a bold sign that read, “NOCEANICS”. 

The Oceanics’ 2019 season ended in endless fan riots. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Despite all of this, Sea remained hopeful. “I still believe in our team, though. We hit rock bottom this year—there’s no denying that. But it was still an honor to host and to be a part of the Marble League for another year. That’s what matters above all, and to continue that, we’re going to work hard next year on ourselves—mentally, emotionally, and physically—to qualify and to prove our worth again in competition.”

The Oceanics started the 2019 offseason in the news, as an article surfaced regarding the team’s dire state of affairs. The article featured an official letter from the Royal Family of Dunduei, which announced that they had purchased the Oceanics in its entirety from Coach Tide. As part of the acquisition, the Royal Family now owned the Seven Seas Stadium and all operations related to it, hosting the 2019 Marble League Showdown and viewing events for the 2019 Marble Rally. The Royal Family allowed Reef to remain as manager and Lagoon as the Oceanics’ new coach, overseeing the team’s offseason training for the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers.

“This season has been one of the most difficult seasons that any team has had to experience. You need to have a clear and positive mindset to compete in a tournament as demanding as the Marble League, and between their stress in hosting, changes in coaching, and the loss of support from their fans, the Oceanics couldn’t do as well as they wanted to,”  asserted Reef. “It’s sad. And it’s even sadder that we let down our fans on our home turf. They had every right to be disappointed in us.”

It would be foolish to assume that we have seen the last of Tide’s influence in marble sports, and it would be even more foolish to assume that Tide is not salty about letting the Oceanics go, even for the amount of money they got for them. After all, it was Tide’s influence on the team that led to their best performance yet in the Marble League…along with their worst.

A trading card was released as promotional material for Marble League 2020. (Design Credit: Fouc)

The team received attention yet again in late 2019 after all Marbula One teams were revealed and the Oceanics were not on the roster. An alleged leaked video claimed to reveal the real reason why the Marble League 2019 hosts would not show up for Marbula One. The clip showed Lagoon giving a fiery speech to unidentified Oceanics athletes.

“We need to build everything up from the bottom,” said the new coach. “We will not be caught off guard by an aquatic event again of all things… and that’s why none of you can leave the training grounds until you get over your fear of water.”

When asked if team management was blocking the Oceanics from joining Marbula One until the athletes resolve their hydrophobia, a spokesmarble refused to comment.

A Wave of Emotions

an addendum by NordiqueWhaler

After a dismal 2019, the Oceanics were attempting to put their struggles in the past. In preparing for Marble League 2020, they took an aggressive approach thanks to a stricter coach in Lagoon. Lagoon made sure the Oceanics would be pushed to the limit and then some. This would lead up to an intense water practice where they would have to overcome their ironic fear of water by swimming 400 meters with torrential rain coming down on them. The combination made Lagoon certain that if they could get rid of their hydrophobia the team would be ready to come back with vengeance in 2020, otherwise things could be just as bad as 2019, or maybe even worse.

At the 2020 Qualifiers, it was announced the events would be Balancing, Funnels, Block Pushing, and Sprint. Sea was optimistic that if they could get a great score in the Sprint just like they did in 2017 and the Ice Dash in 2018, then a spot would be certain. 

“I breathed a sigh of relief when I found out Sprint was in it this year,” Sea said in a pre-qualifier interview. “I’ve done well in the past for this including medalling twice. We’ve also podiumed in Funnels before so I have a great feeling we will be back.”

Lagoon meeting with the Oceanics before the start of a training session. (Photo Credit: Nordique)

The Oceanics would start with seventh place in Balancing, followed by Shore’s fifth place in the Funnels. Already, the Oceanics were showing signs of improvement from 2019 as they were sitting in fourth overall at the halfway point. A slight setback of twelfth in Block Pushing sent them down to sixth overall with only the Sprint to go, but this was Sea’s chance to prove the Oceanics were back.

They delivered by getting the third-fastest time of any marble, falling only to Swifty of the Savage Speeders and Red Eye of Crazy Cat’s Eyes. The Oceanics finished the Qualifiers against all odds in third place with 54 points, 19 clear of the cutoff line, stamping their return to the Marble League. 

“After all we went through last year, it feels great to get a chance to prove ourselves all over again,” Shore said at the press conference after the Qualifiers. “Some already think we are bound for one of the biggest turnarounds in Marble history. Be ready for when the Oceanics #RideTheWave!” 

Few took that seriously, even with a top-three performance in the Qualifiers: the statement was greeted by laughs from reporters and other athletes. Wospy of the Midnight Wisps, who beat the Oceanics for the title in 2018, remarked, “It’s going to take a lot to shed that ‘Legacy of Failure’. Title heartbreak, medal drought, disaster in front of their fans, they have had everything that could go against them happen.” Rapidly of the Savage Speeders later added, “They have yet to rank ahead of us in four Marble Leagues, and they think this time they will? After the worst performance in Marble League History?”

The Oceanics ride the wave into the Marble League 2020. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The start of the 2020 Marble League did not go according to plan. It started with a tenth in Balancing, which marked a dubious distinction of 20 consecutive events without a medal dating back to 2018. The streak would only continue as chants of “Lolbut 2019” grew louder in the Andromedome as the events rolled on. Especially when the Oceanics finished last in the Halfpipe which put them at 21 events, at the time tied for second with the Jawbreakers in 2016-17. Finishes below the top five, and mainly in the bottom five, would soon follow and the Oceanics found themselves with history, one that they never wanted to be associated with. They tied the Pinkies for the longest medal drought with 26 consecutive events. With only one top-half finish, things had looked like nothing changed from 2019 to 2020.

The next event, the Triathlon would be a crucial point in the Oceanics’ season as it was the first water event. Shore was slated to go. Things were looking bright for the Oceanics early on as Shore led all the way heading into the water leg. That’s where things fell apart, as Foggy and Wospy would pass Shore late to advance to the semifinals. It marked another addition to the Oceanics’ legacy, another water event with nothing to show for, and a new record of 27 consecutive events without a medal. It was to a point where even Greg Woods felt the pain for them.

“The Oceanics take the top spot, desperately wanting to do good in a water event, for once. It must be this time, they have to think. Their coach has been prepping them like crazy for this, it’s more of a mental thing if anything. But they are going to lose it as they drop into the water. The Hazers come up first, will they lose second place as well to the Wisps? They’re going to try to block them, but the Wisps, more speed! They’re going to get by and they will advance. Agh. Shore from the Oceanics cannot get it done.”

―Greg Woods’ call during the heat.

It was at this point where the Oceanics felt like they hit rock bottom mentally. A new record of events without a medal, another failed water event, sitting in fifteenth place in the standings, and being mocked in the stadium. It had felt like 2019 never ended for the Oceanics. However, this was different and the next event, the Sand Moguls, would also change the Oceanics forever—the same event in which the Oceanics had lost the 2018 championship. This time it would be the captain, Ocean, going for them, seeking to get redemption from the heartbreak two years ago. They got off to a great start by winning their heat. Then things got interesting when Ocean received a boost from Green Eye in the semifinal, passing Swifty to advance to the final. In a close final, Ocean would hold off late charges by both Hazy and Minty Flav to secure a victory in the Sand Moguls. 

“Redemption for the Oceanics!” ~Greg Woods (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Finally, after 27 events and nearly two years of misery, the Oceanics had not only secured a medal, they had won an event for the first time since the Curling event of Marble League 2018. In their Podium Moments series, Stynth remarked:

“Ocean’s gold medal in this event symbolizes so much for a team that has been trapped in Davy Jones’s locker during the past two years. It may not symbolize a Marble League championship, and it may not even redeem the Oceanics of their collapse last year…but it does prove that the team has grown. After their fans left their home stadium in disappointment, after sitting at the bottom of the standings two events ago, and after 27 consecutive failed attempts to get on the podium, the Oceanics have done it.”

The Oceanics enjoy their podium moment. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

A teary Ocean spoke after the event. “This means a lot not just for myself, but for the team and the fans here and back home in Dunduei. After all, we went through the past two years coming closer to a title in 2018 than last year in general, and even the start of this season. We will always cherish this moment. The Oceanics are back!”

A big celebration happened after the event, and the Oceanics would ride a wave of positive energy into the next event, the 5 Meter Sprint. Sea, a historically fast marble, was slated to go in this event. Right from the start, Sea made sure to carry the momentum from Ocean in the previous event. They started by getting a second-place finish in their heat, just ahead of Bomble to advance. The semifinal run was one for the ages as Sea clocked in at 5.920 seconds, which shattered a Marble League record that Smoggy had set earlier in the heats, a record that dated back to the Yarble Yellers in the Knikkegen Marble League. As if the gold in the Sand Moguls wasn’t enough, the fans were back and rolling in excitement. Sea would advance to the final, but the quest to perform the rare double gold was dashed in a photo finish loss to Minty Fresh from the Minty Maniacs by 0.002 seconds. This resulted in silver, a second consecutive medal for the Oceanics after going so long without a medal, and also proved Shore’s statement from the Qualifiers correct, the Oceanics were amid a remarkable turnaround. They had already more than doubled their point total from the first eight events and passed their point total from 2019. And the run was not done yet.

Sea earns a silver in the 5 Meter Sprint. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

After Bay and Shore settled for tenth in the Black Hole Funnel, the Relay was next on the schedule. The Oceanics were more than ready after getting two speed medals. With Bay taking Aqua’s place with the main team for the event, the Oceanics fired out of a cannon in the first heat by not only winning it but by setting a new record of 8.588 seconds. That record would later be obliterated when the O’rangers went sub-eight seconds in their heat. The Oceanics would later advance to the final by 0.051 seconds over Team Galactic. In the final, the Oceanics battled against the Savage Speeders, O’rangers, and Raspberry Racers, all former Marble League Champions. In the end, the Oceanics took home the bronze medal just barely missing out on silver to the O’rangers. For the third time in four events, the Oceanics stood on the podium, something that seemed almost unfathomable before the season. 

Shore talked about that four-event run for the Oceanics after the Relay “This will be something we will never forget. While it does seem a title is out of reach, the team will forever cherish this stretch as one of the best in Oceanics history. We are finally back!”

The Oceanics next to two powerhouses in 2020’s Relay. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Aqua would later get a disappointing fourteenth in the High Jump, but most of the attention was focused on the next event, the Aquathlon. The Oceanics had been dreading this event for a long time. This version would be different as it was a team event and a bracket. It did not help that the Oceanics were paired with the O’rangers who had a 35 point lead in the standings. The only thing that mattered was if the third marble beat out the O’rangers’ third marble, the Oceanics would advance. 

The heat started and the O’rangers had a big lead heading into the water, but something magical would happen—the Oceanics suddenly caught up to the O’rangers. While the first two marbles to cross were both O’rangers, a swarm of marbles, mostly Oceanics, soon followed. After replay footage confirmed the results, the unlikeliest of outcomes had come to fruition—the Oceanics had advanced in a water event over the O’rangers. Everyone in the Andromedome including Greg Woods could not believe what had just happened that they ignored that the heat between the Midnight Wisps and Thunderbolts had already started. The Midnight Wisps would beat the Oceanics in the quarterfinal and eventually win the Aquathlon, but that was not the biggest headline from the event compared to the Oceanics’ exorcising their water demons. The event had been named “The Miracle in the Waves”. 

The Oceanics beat the O’rangers in a water event. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“It still doesn’t feel real,” Ocean said after the event. “We had been practicing for this event for a long time. Lagoon had prepared us for the day we could do well in a water event. The fact that we beat the O’rangers in it made it even more special.”

For the final two events the Oceanics finished in seventh in both Collision and the Marathon, but many fans caught some Marbula One potential when Ocean took the pole in the placement race. While the “Miracle in the Waves” didn’t push the Oceanics up the standings, it did have a fatal cost to the O’rangers, who lost all of their momenta and eventually choked away their 35 point lead and lost the Marble League altogether to the Savage Speeders. The Oceanics would finish Marble League 2020 in tenth place, and while it doesn’t seem like much, they felt better than some of the teams ahead of them like the Raspberry Racers and Midnight Wisps. After the closing ceremony Rapidly gave the Oceanics a card that said this:

“Dear Oceanics,
We (especially Rapidly) apologize for mocking you before Marble League 2020. Turns out you just had a rough 2019 and that was an outlier. You deserve to be part of the top tier of teams. Thank you so much for beating the O’rangers in the Aquathlon because we probably wouldn’t have won the Marble League again had that not happened. We are having a party to celebrate our championship before we head back to Vellis and we thought you should all come to join us since you are the most improved team.
Regards,
The Savage Speeders
Speedy, Rapidly, Swifty, Velocity, Whizzy, Coach Quickly.”

The Oceanics accepted the invitation and they joined the Speeders on the top floor of the Polaria Marble Hotel. The Minty Maniacs and O’rangers were there as well for finishing the season on the podium. While the party was mostly to celebrate the accomplishments of the Savage Speeders, every team in attendance had something to look back on in the Marble League. 

“I’ll give credit where credit is due,” Clementin told Sea at the party buffet table. “Your team was one of the bigger surprises of the season. When you beat us in the Aquathlon, it felt like we saw a team reborn.” Sea thanked and told Clem, “Even though your team didn’t win the Marble League, you still had a better season than fourteen other teams.” 

The Oceanics also congratulated the Minty Maniacs with Ocean telling them, “Your team gave us hope and the motivation not just to us but to other teams that anyone can contend with the big names. It was an honor to share two podiums with the Minty Maniacs.”

The Oceanics finished tenth in 2020 with 133 points. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The next day the Oceanics flew home to Dunduei. While there was no big fanfare, a small group of fans welcomed them back after a decent Marble League. They eventually took some time off to relax after a long tournament. One day Stynth came by to Neptune Island to visit the Oceanics and reminisce on some of the best moments from Marble League 2020. Sea went straight to the Aquathlon for their favorite moment. 

“We beat the O’rangers in a water event,” Sea repeated. “Yeah, I still can’t believe it. We needed that moment as a team. It was the vindication that proved that we had progressed past our low point last year. I’m not so sure if we’re at our high point yet…and I don’t want to know yet.”

~from “Offseason Moments – ML2020 Part 2”, by Stynth

Stynth handed Ocean an envelope courtesy of the JMRC that said “For Reef (secret)” before they left and told them not to open it until Reef got it. The next day Ocean met up with Reef to give them the envelope. Reef read the letter inside, which said:

“Hello, Reef,
We are going to announce a 20-team Marbula One Season 2 and we would like to extend our invitation to the Oceanics to not only join but to host one of the races as well. We know the pressure of hosting caught up to your team last time but we think it would be better to tell you in advance because you would need to renovate one of the tracks in the regions. Let us know if you can host since Greg, the JMRC, and all of the teams would love to return to Dunduei. Please let me know if this will work for hosting.
Sincerely,
Jelle”

Reef did tell Lagoon about the season coming up and they had no trouble selecting which two marbles would represent. Both of them agreed that Ocean and Sea would be the two representatives since Ocean was the Captain and took pole during the Marathon while getting a top-half finish, and Sea was known for speed, especially in Sprint events.

The problem was what to do with hosting. The Oceanics’ track they had used in the last few Seven Seas Circuits, the Shore Path, was not up to Marbula One standards and had a smaller capacity for attendance. There was a track nearby named the Aquamaring but it hadn’t been used in over a decade and was sitting near Seven Seas Stadium. They thought about using another track nearby, either Check Em Circuit or Hatchling Highway, but felt it would lose the charm of Dunduei.

Instead, the Oceanics decided to buy the Aquamaring and started a massive renovation project, with the help of volunteers across the region. While that was going on the Balls of Flame offered the Check Em Circuit for the Oceanics to practice racing on until the new track was ready. Thanks to all the marbles that helped fix up the Aquamaring, the track was ready in time to host a future race. 

The track map for the Aquamaring GP. (Design Credit: Spex)

When the official announcement came out, the track was announced as the fourth GP on the schedule. A massive crowd came out at a ceremony at the new track that featured former teams that used to compete in the Seven Seas Circuit including the Stingrays, Golden Seals,  Blue Dolphins, and Team Terra, the latter of whom is still competing but in Pesky’s Marble Championship, as well as some active teams from the Seven Seas Circuit including the Balls of Flame, Archerfish, Tiger Sharks, and Yarrbles. The Turtle Sliders were not in attendance due to another commitment but their youth team, the Hatchling Skidders, represented them. For the opening day, which also happened to be on the same day as Minty Mania, a friendly race was held between the teams before the fans all got to watch the live race take place.

Meanwhile, Lagoon sent Sea to compete in the Minty Mania GP, thinking their speed would pair well with the short track. Sea started near the back in fourteenth but got as high as fifth place late in the race before slipping down to eighth. Nevertheless, the fans were excited and ready to return when Marbula One came to the Aquamaring.

“It’s an alright start, but Marbula One is a completely different atmosphere compared to track events,” Sea explained after the race. “Now that I got a taste of what it’s like I will train harder to compete for top finishes and maybe a fastest lap or two.”

The promotional poster for the Oceanics in Season 2 of Marbula 1. (Art Credit: Jack Ironhide)

Ocean would race at the O’raceway and barely qualified as the last marble in the race. The race was not much better as they would finish in fourteenth. The next race at the Honeydome was even worse as Sea, a marble best at sprints, would lose energy and fall behind fast, eventually finishing dead last. This was the last thing the Oceanics needed before hosting their race with visions of 2019 coming back to haunt them. 

At last, it was time for the Aquamaring to host its first Marbula One race. The track looked completely unrecognizable from its old Seven Seas Circuit days and presented a challenge for marbles. It included a wave section, a steep drop, and a large straightway with an attenuator prime for passing. Ocean would go as the captain and clocked in a 21.338-second lap, good enough for seventh in Q1. Shortly after, disaster struck on the track.

(Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“What happened there? Yellup is gone!”

~Greg Woods

Yellup from Mellow Yellow went into the ramp at a bad angle and went down it fast enough to bounce over the edge and off the track entirely. Medics rushed to Yellup’s attention and sent them straight to Dunduei hospital. Before Q2 began, track officials built a small barrier to prevent marbles from jumping off the track at the end of the ramp. In the meantime Ocean finished second in Q2, trailing only Pulsar from Team Galactic. Then in Q3 Ocean would win the two-lap showdown with Billy, Pulsar, and Bolt to take home pole position. The crowd, who were incredibly depressed just a year and a half ago after their team finished dead last, were ecstatic at the sight of their captain earning the pole for the race.

Ocean talked about that moment, “And I thought winning the Sand Moguls was one of my favorite moments. Even though it wasn’t the race, it was a redemptive moment to come home and perform strongly in front of our fans who have waited long enough for top performances. They have been with us through good times and bad and we thank them all for their support. Let’s keep it going for the race tomorrow!”

After the qualifiers, Ocean, and the other eighteen marbles from the qualifiers went to check up on Yellup at the hospital. Amazingly, Yellup only suffered from minor injuries and would be allowed to compete again two weeks later. Yellup was thankful that the injuries weren’t serious and that all the marbles came by to make sure they were alright. 

Fans celebrate Ocean’s pole at Aquamaring. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Unfortunately, the pole did not correlate to success on the track as Ocean would finish in ninth. The track became another stomping ground on the Crazy Cat’s Eyes’ domination tour as Red Eye would make JMR history, winning with the largest margin at the time of 2.9 seconds, and the Crazy Cat’s Eyes became the first team to win four consecutive medals in any tournament. The track’s first Marbula One podium consisted of Red Eye, Bolt, and Cerulean, whose podium photo would be put up in the track’s concourse. 

Things only got worse from there as Sea, despite making it to Q2 at Tumult Turnpike, again became tired late in the race and finished dead last for the second consecutive time. Ocean did improve on the Oceanics’ past five races and finished in the best placement so far… seventh. At the halfway point the Oceanics were in an embarrassing seventeenth place, with Ocean and Sea 24th and 30th in the racer standings. Their Marbula One inexperience could not be used as an excuse either as the Crazy Cat’s Eyes, another team that had no prior Marbula One experience, was dominating the season. They couldn’t even say they were better than the Limers at the time as even they ranked ahead of them. The Oceanics felt almost as bad as they did in 2019. 

Sea would talk about their poor finishes in the last two races, “It has not been the season we had hoped it to be so far. It’s also a big change in the competition considering this is both speed, skill, and endurance all wrapped into one. Still getting used to the distance adjustment, to go from 5 Meter heats to full-blown raceways has been a big jump.”

While on vacation in Hailfern, the Oceanics received an invitation to participate in an invitational Marble League Winter Special in the Himarblelayas that would be hosted by the Minty Maniacs. Lagoon and Reef informed the team about the details, and without hesitation, all members signed up to join the Special. Even though it wasn’t for another few weeks, they were able to practice in Hailfern for the events that would appear in the Special. The five events that were slated for the Special were the Ice Dash, Snowboard Cross, Speed Skating, Bobsled, and Hockey, all of which had appeared in Marble League 2018. Lagoon set out a goal: to not just return to the podium but to win the Championship. Knowing that the Oceanics had their best season in 2018, they told the team this:

“I was not a member of the Oceanics then, but I saw their potential in the Winter Marble League that year. This is going to be our best chance to prove that it was not a fluke and that we could be over our past misery. I believe in all five of you and you have shown resilience in Marble League 2020. That is why our goal for this five-event Winter Marble League is to bring home a trophy.”

Lagoon doubled down on their statement by showing a picture of the champions’ sign that each of the past champions has. After showing all five a sixth one was shown, but this was different. Instead of seeing teams like the Savage Speeders or the O’rangers on it, this one was blank. Lagoon said, “See that? That will be us.” 

That hit the Oceanics hard, but they knew it could be done. 

In early 2021, the Winter Special began. The entire top ten from both the Winter Marble League in 2018, as well as the top ten in Marble League 2020, all appeared. Every team except the Chocolatiers and Pinkies, who were in their new uniforms, had all come from Marbula One. The first event was the Ice Dash, an event Sea won back in 2018. However, Shore ran this event instead. Shore was paired in the group of death which included both the Midnight Wisps and Savage Speeders, who had finished ahead of the Oceanics in 2018, along with Starry, one of the top marbles in history. Shore finished last in the group and thirteenth overall.  

Sea explained the team’s plan after Shore’s performance to Marble Sports Films: “This is a time where you can’t fall behind early on. We need to get up in the standings quickly, or else we’ll be too far behind. We’re disappointed in the results today. We know that we haven’t been doing too good lately and the fans deserve better. It’s time we give them better.”

Aqua was up in the Snowboard Cross, in which the Shore had finished in 15th in 2018, their worst event that year. They were already guaranteed a better placement than that by advancing in their heat alongside Hazy. Then in the semifinal, Aqua was last just past the halfway part of the race, before a late surge sent them straight to the lead, just barely over Bolt from the Thunderbolts in a photo finish. While the two were preparing for the final, Razzy, who was eliminated in the same semifinal, told Bolt this:

“Clem told me that the Oceanics had become a better team even more than what they were in Marble League 2020. Now that I have seen it here as well, I believe they could steal a podium in this tournament.” Bolt rolled in agreement.

In the final, Aqua was up against Bolt, Hazy, and Astron. After a tight battle with Bolt in the semifinal, the two were at it again, and it came down to one of the closest finishes in the history of Marble Sports. When the results of the photo finish came in, Aqua had won the race by 0.005 seconds over Bolt for gold. This sent them up to second in the standings.

On the right side of the photofinish. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I had never been so tense in my life,” Aqua said after the event. “The semifinal was already a close result and with the final, Bolt and I were almost together during the whole event, I tried to go ahead with whatever I had left at the end. Waiting for that photo was so nerve-racking, but then very relieving when I found out I won. Credit to Bolt, they ran a great race, and the Bolts will be great rivals for this tournament.”

The Oceanics would send their captain, Ocean, for Speed Skating. Paired with rising star Minty Fresh, the two would battle with impressive times and at the end both of them would podium, both of them breaking Misty’s record time from 2018. Ocean would rank ahead of Minty Fresh. Their record would later be broken by Thunder, but the silver medal would be enough to put the Oceanics in first overall for the first time in three years. Now the pressure was on—could the Oceanics hold on in the final two events to win a championship that they so desperately coveted? The early answer was yes, as the Oceanics continued their run by getting a bronze in Bobsled. The lead was now twelve points over the Thunderbolts. The Hazers, O’rangers, Minty Maniacs, Team Momo, and the Green Ducks were the other teams that could challenge the Oceanics’ spot for a championship heading into the final event, Ice Hockey. 

The format would be a fixed bracket based on the standings. The Oceanics would be paired with the Chocolatiers. If they were to defeat the Chocolatiers, the championship would pretty much be theirs for the taking. However, the Chocs played spoiler in the event, scoring the only goal of the entire match in overtime. This now meant the Oceanics had to rely on other teams to backdoor their way to a title. 

Help came from the Snowballs, who knocked out the second place Thunderbolts in the first round. The Speeders also chipped in by eliminating the Green Ducks while Team Galactic ended Team Momo’s long-shot bid. The O’rangers and Minty Maniacs played each other so it guaranteed one of them would be out and that would be the Minties. Team Galactic derailed the Hazers’ shot as well, meaning that only the O’rangers could pass the Oceanics if they took home gold. They would be playing their Fruit Circuit rival, the Raspberry Racers, in the semifinal. 

The Racers thought about the Oceanics fans who they remembered after they stormed the arena in anger after Marble League 2019. They wanted to help them in whatever way they could. In a battle between two former champions, it would be the same team that won in the year the Oceanics hosted their worst nightmare, the Raspberry Racers, that would give the Oceanics their biggest gift ever by defeating the O’rangers 3-1 in the semifinal to deny the O’rangers the championship.

The best moment in Oceanics history: a Marble League championship. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

What seemed like the unlikeliest of scenarios two years prior had come into fruition—the Oceanics had won a Championship! The Razzies would end up winning the event, but all the attention was on the Oceanics. They had ended their “legacy of failure” and were able to redeem the heartbreak in 2018 and all of 2019 with a trophy. It was a dream come true for all of the members of the Oceanics. The Oceanics would share the podium with the O’rangers and Hazers, both of them congratulating the team on a successful and stunning run, with Clementin tipping their O’rangers hat to the Oceanics as a sign of gratitude.

Clementin told Ocean on the podium, “I tip my hat to you, one champion to another.” The Raspberry Racers who just missed the podium also came by to congratulate the Oceanics.

The Raspberry Racers congratulate the Oceanics on their victory. (Art Credit: Piney)

The team went straight to the fans to celebrate their achievement. The fans not just in the Oceanics section but around the stadium were giving the Oceanics a rolling ovation. The Oceanics anthem played over the loudspeakers before teams returned to the locker rooms. At the press conference following the closing ceremony, the team talked about the mini-tournament.

“Is this real?” Ocean asked the reporters. “I had to feel this trophy to make sure this was not a dream. Anyway, this tournament meant everything for the team. Even though it was not an official Marble League, this victory shows how far we have come. We can’t wait to add another one.”

“First off props to the O’rangers, Hazers, and all the other teams on such a great tournament even on short notice,” Lagoon said, starting their briefing. “From the time I took over I knew this team had the capabilities of winning more than just an event or two, they had the potential to win a championship. Today was the day that confirmed my belief in these marbles. They persevered against their past, took on the best of the best, got three medals out of it and a trophy. The fans here and back home in Dunduei stayed loyal through our trying times and we are going to reward them for their loyalty.”

The Oceanics and their fans celebrate their Winter Special title. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The next day the Oceanics returned to Dunduei with a crowd gathered around. A special ceremony was held inside Seven Seas Stadium to honor the champions, with Royal Triton declaring that day to be “Winter Marble League Champions Day”. A large banner that said “Winter Marble League Special Champions 2021” was hung next to the podium banner from 2018. A few Seven Seas Circuit teams made an appearance to honor the Oceanics including the Balls of Flame, Team Terra, and the Archerfish. It would be a moment the Oceanics would cherish forever. 

Momentum from the sudden championship did not carry over into the second half of Marbula One. The next two races had Ocean finish twelfth at the Raceforest and Sea finishing tenth at the Momotorway, though the latter was able to get the fastest lap at the end of the Grand Prix. Unfortunately, the next two races proved to be the Oceanics’ downfall as both members would fail to qualify at Palette Park and Misty Mountain.

“It’s unfortunate not to be out there for the race,” Sea spoke after failing to qualify. “When you are one of the four marbles to be tossed aside, it hurts you on the inside. All it could take is to be just a bit faster or not to make a mistake then all of a sudden you are off the grid.”

Ocean would get one last chance to impress at the Savage Speedway. There they would start on the second row behind two of the fastest marbles in Marbula One history: Red Eye, who was leading the Racer standings, and Speedy, who won the Racer championship last season. Ocean would start the race strong and be in second, 0.67 seconds behind Red Eye at lap four. Ocean was running the race of their life and was one of the fastest marbles on the track. There was just one problem—Red Eye. Their lead over Ocean would soon grow into unthinkable margins—2 seconds, 4 seconds, 5 seconds, 6 seconds. It ended up being a final margin of 8.18 seconds. Ocean could hardly believe what they were seeing from Red Eye. “That’s impossible,” they thought. Red Eye would eventually demolish the record and win by 8.18 seconds. While Starry had a late run to steal second, Ocean held off Prim for the bronze, earning the Oceanics’ first medal in Marbula One.

It took eleven races, but the Oceanics finally earned one M1 medal in Season 2’s Savage Speedway GP. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I wanted to make sure this would not be a repeat of that one year,” Ocean told reporters after the race. “I knew winning the race was out of the question once Red Eye started to pull away, but we now have a bronze medal out of this season so it wasn’t a true disaster of a season. I still can’t get over how dominating Red Eye was. That may be something none of us will forget, and to share a podium with them, they have 100% earned the championship. Congratulations to both Red Eye and the Crazy Cat’s Eyes on one of the best seasons in history.”

The medal would put Ocean in the top half of the Racer standings in nineteenth. Sea would finish ninth in the final race at Midnight Bay, which put them 36th in the Racer standings. The Oceanics finished a dismal seventeenth place, their lowest placing in a tournament so far. 

Lagoon talked about the season for the Oceanics “Yeah, maybe Marbula One is not our strong suit. We did get a good race as well as a pole, but seventeenth is not acceptable for any of us. We hope to participate again, but who knows if we’ll get invited back. At least we’ll have the Winter Special Championship to look back on during this stretch.”

After the long season, the Oceanics took a week off to relax for a bit following Marbula One Season 2. They all met up at Ocean’s residence, which has a private coast. While they were relaxing and reminiscing on how they did over the past few years, a strange sound was heard. “We’re going to make it this time!” said one marble. “You’ll be Shell Shocked”. It was Frank and the Turtle Sliders who brought some fans over to promote awareness of the team. An announcement was made prior that allowed the Sliders to compete in the Marble League 2021 Qualifiers, alongside the Limers and Snowballs and two new teams, the Gliding Glaciers and Solar Flares, who normally would not have had a chance to qualify. The Turtle Sliders kept going by the next few days shouting the same message.

The next week, the Oceanics would fly to Felynia. Before the Qualifiers were to begin, a practice race was held just outside Felynia in the Cat’s Dunes. Ocean took part in this race and finished in tenth place, 4.38 seconds behind Indie from the Indigo Stars. It was a nice warm-up and it allowed them to compete against the Turtle Sliders for the first time since their Seven Seas Circuit days. Ocean and Crush spoke after the race to catch up on all that had happened since they had last competed against each other. During the draw, the two hoped they would be placed in the same group. The Oceanics were slated to be the sixth team to be selected, and Lagoon drew a red ball with the letter A, meaning they would be placed in Group A. A little while later with five teams remaining, the Turtle Sliders were up, and with two A balls and three B balls remaining, Splint drew a yellow B-ball, sending the Sliders to Group B. The two would not have a chance to compete in the same group, but hoped they could compete together in the Marble League if they both made it… or the Showdown if they both failed but they didn’t mention that.  

Ocean reunites with Crush after the 2021 Practice Race. (Photo Credit: The Emperor)

In RetRollSpective, the Oceanics are a team that has reached high tide—and crashed to low tide—in the Marble League fanbase, then rose again and fell again. We still “sea” great potential in the future of the team now that they have a championship and hope that their worst days are behind them. Best of luck to the Oceanics in the near future, keep on rolling!

Credits

  • Writers: NordiqueWhaler, Stynth
  • Editors: Fouc, Smacg13
  • Artists: Betawolfs, Jack Ironhide, Piney
  • Graphic Designers: Fouc, Novawolf, Spex, Tim Ritz
  • Photographers: The Emperor, Jelle’s Marble Runs, NordiqueWhaler
  • Release: 05/10/2021