Superball: The Challenger

The official portrait and wordmark for Superball.
(Design Credit: Tim Ritz)

Any debate as to the greatest Rallyist would be remiss not to mention Superball’s name. Since their introduction in 2018, Superball has become a lynchpin of the Rally, and fans often joke that the two years prior to their debut were merely a head-start for the rest of the field. But relative to contemporaries like Ghost Plasma and RN3 they’ve remained an elusive figure, never dabbling in the League and making scarce few appearances in public.  Instead, Superball has let the results speak for themselves— at least in theory. 

Originally from Supozi, a peaceful city sat ensconced between snowy slopes and the southern coast, a young Superball first attracted attention not as an athlete but as an exceptionally intelligent young marble who stood out amongst their peers for their discipline and academic excellence. When they eventually became understimulated in school, they were turned on to sports in the hope that their capabilities would translate to Supozi’s cutthroat soccer culture. Lush fields and year-round pleasant weather make the ballgame an incredibly popular sport across the city, and in turn a system of feeder youth teams and training camps hungry for the next big thing have sprang up to support the increasingly sophisticated industry. Smart enough to not suffer academically while training and naturally athletic enough to succeed, Superball came highly recommended by their youth coach and quickly demonstrated the necessary skills and dedication to go far. Early performance records leaked by fan sleuths speak to an adept young athlete tipped for the top.

However, while adored by teachers and coaches alike, Superball’s peers did not take well to them. They were lagging behind in verbal expression and struggled to interact with and befriend other players when introduced to an actual team environment. During intense matches they were sometimes unable to issue even simple field commands. All of the potential they were believed to hold was called into question. They were also troubled by frequent changes of school, at one point having to move thrice in the span of two years. The reason for these transfers was never publicly specified, but those same fan sleuths also uncovered their extensive injury records, all attributed to incidents between Superball and other players. As a place on an associated youth team was contingent on a given prospective player playing for their school’s home team for the length of a season, this simple prerequisite proved an insurmountable obstacle for the itinerant Superball. They got the closest after one school fast-tracked them to the team thanks to their excellent performance metrics, then placed in a more passive supporting role. However, after another reported altercation with other members of the team, Superball was quietly struck from the roster, and their attempts to climb the ladder of glory would come to an end.

Still an exceptional athlete, Superball redirected their efforts towards solo sport. Agility was their greatest strength, so they focused on racing, dashing about in the dry riverbeds and sandhills of Supozi. Having exhausted all other options, they also began attending a non-mainstream school, which meant that despite their exceptional grades, they weren’t able to go on to university after graduation. Now alone and with few prospects, Superball began dedicating their life to racing. 

At the time, Supozi’s rallyist population was predominantly casual. None shared Superball’s professional ambitions. They quickly tired of their dominance over their races and redirected them to the Sand Marble Rally; a professional rally league with real stakes and real competition. It had recently experienced a bevy of retirements and was seeking new and capable competitors. 

Superball traveled out of Supozi to nearby Rugbetia, where a pre-qualification tournament was being held. Bottom-half elimination style races whittled the hopefuls down until only twenty marbles remained. Superball made it through the chaotic first three races, but only victory in the final round would allow them entry into the 2018 SMR qualifiers. Their relative inexperience appeared a weakness, but lead change after lead change, trap after trap, split after split, Superball held firm. They seized the lead decisively after the rest of the front pack had gotten caught up fighting each other. This victory meant that Superball would join Ducktape, Phoenix and Grasshopper as novice racers in the upcoming season. 

Between then and the actual qualifiers they developed an elaborate training routine and began working with a well-known local trainer named Patches, aiming to secure qualification to the tournament itself. That qualification they secured, finishing their qualifier race in fourth and joining the 2018 A-League roster. 

Superball attracted little attention from Rally watchers initially. Qualifying race winner Phoenix was considered by most the immediate standout amongst the debuting crowd, having been personally endorsed by the now-retired Fantasy. Not helping the gulf between them was Superball’s reluctance to speak to the press or do any other self-promotion. That they had never had a professional racing career before also meant that bookkeepers and fans were highly skeptical of their ability to beat experienced racers like Dragon’s Egg and Ghost Plasma.

A forum discussion about the 2018 preseason. (Design Credit: Yume)

Superball’s start to the season was not particularly inspiring. Their eighth place finish was outclassed by Phoenix and Grasshopper in fourth and fifth respectively; in their next race Phoenix beat them once again, as did Ducktape. A fourth place in race three was more encouraging, though far from an indicator of what was to come. But Superball followed that up with a stunning win. Despite Phoenix’s early lead, Superball played smart and took the bottom line during a crucial split around the midway point, charging to the front and never letting up. In a warped premonition of what was to come, RN3 and Phoenix sat on the podium’s lower steps in silver and bronze. 

Where other athletes relished in the attention afforded by a win, particularly on which had put them in the overall lead, Superball once more eluded the public eye. They would only briefly attend the subsequent press conference, and none of the usual pictures from a post-race party appeared on the other racers’ social media accounts. Fans lurking the sandhills hoping to catch the racers out and about reported seeing Superball back training on the track mere hours later. 

A thread on Hilltop discusses the aftermath of Superball’s win. (Design Credit: Yume)

Despite being particularly on-edge following the race’s false start, a sixth place finish in Race 5 was sufficient for Superball to strike out further into the lead. Had they been underestimated? Fans and pundits debated the matter fiercely, but this Superball-lead state of affairs did not last. Subsequent races marked a slight decline for them and a sharp upturn for fellow front-runners Phoenix and RN3. The battle for the lead was becoming highly contested. Meanwhile, Superball’s absence from the public eye and inner-circle celebrations continued, behavior widely considered bad form amongst dedicated Rally fans. 

Red Number 3 has been on top before, is on top now. Can Superball give any chase?

So narrated Greg in Race Seven, giving voice to the predominant item of fan speculation- could a novice like Superball seize back their lost lead? The race itself saw their first direct conflict with the beloved standings leader, quarreling for second place behind a dominant Black Knight. Superball eventually overcame RN3 and refused to cede the position, but they could not catch up with Black Knight, and RN3 keeping third place let them maintain a healthy eight-point lead over Superball. Still, Superball themselves had a six-point lead over now third-place Black Knight. Coming into the final race, Superball was very much the challenger; an upstart with a real shot at sweeping the title away from a beloved fan-favorite.

Once more Superball did not attend the post-race celebratory event. They spent the next week training unrelentingly for what looked to be the race of a lifetime. They also refused the pre-race interviews given by the other prospective podium-sitters. 

A week later, amidst the autumn leaves, RN3, Superball, Black Knight, Phoenix and Crazy Cat’s Eye lined up for the championship-deciding race. Despite initial optimism, here was where Superball’s relative inexperience finally proved a liability. Having overextended themselves solo training without rest the entire week prior, they languished at the back of the pack, unable to overtake and only seen in second-camera shots. Meanwhile, frontrunners Phoenix, Big Pearl and Comet continued onwards. A last gasp wall-dash move later on put them in a slightly better position, but their competitors had long seized the chance to determine the race’s outcome. Phoenix in particular had taken an assertive several-length lead over Big Pearl and continued to extend it as they rolled further downhill. Nobody could have said it better than Greg: 

Where’s RN3? Where’s Superball?

While Phoenix was ineligible for the overall championship, a race win could earn them a podium position, and it seemed nobody knew that better than Phoenix themself. Meanwhile, equally mired at the back was Black Knight, and a calamitous mistake while in 20th resulted in an almost off-screen DNF for the other prospective champion. Almost at the same time RN3 took second over Big Pearl. Superball was a non-factor at the back of the pack as RN3 then caught up with Phoenix and battled them on the slaloms, but failed to overtake by the finish line. Summer Sky completed the final race podium, having pushed past Lollipop in the last few seconds. For all of their effort during the race, Superball earned only a single point.

While RN3’s victory was assured simply by placing above Superball, it was Phoenix’s win that dealt the biggest blow. For want of three points, Superball was pushed by Phoenix into third place. Outshone by their fellow debut marble, they were left to wonder what could have been, though unlike the similarly unfortunate Black Knight they still stood proudly on the final podium with a bronze. 

In their first interview ever given, Superball issued a to-the-point statement about the season’s outcome to the press conference. 

“I’m glad I was able to stand on the podium today. I’ll see everyone next year.” 

Superball left the podium party early and did not remain for the B-League, departing back to Supozi long before most of the other competitors made their way home. 

An unproven rookie from an area with no sand racing heritage, Superball’s success secured the attention of many Rally fans. Carefulness, strategic movements and the ability to move steadily forwards on a clear track defined their racing style. Many Supozians were also happy to see a city native achieve success, though the Rally itself garnered little interest at home. But some in the city were also eager to gossip about Superball, whose silence regarding their personal life excited the imagination of fans and journalists alike. Approached by outlets covering the rally, past classmates and teammates of Superball’s sold accounts of their personal life and history to the highest bidder. 

A Spoolit thread speculating about Superball’s origins. (Design Credit: Yume)

Superball fans and more reputable marble sports journalists alike picked apart the inconsistencies between the stories and argued that nothing could be confirmed as long as those speaking remained anonymous. Nevertheless, the image conveyed—that at best, Superball was socially maladjusted, and at worst an irascible bully—stuck in the public imagination. Their reputation thusly suffered, but no retraction or counter-narrative was ever provided. Superball just kept on rolling. 

There was little doubt that Superball would be training for the 2019 MR season with the same dedication they had displayed during their debut season. Whatever faults were found with them elsewhere, nobody could deny their dedication to the sport. Neither they nor Patches spoke to the press during this time, though it was obviously impossible to stop the general public visiting Supozi’s sandhills. Those in the area described to fans an intensive and comprehensive training routine aimed at fixing the problems which had denied them what could have been a rookie-season win. Some noted that their training was frequently frustrated by young racing fans, who Superball would reportedly greet much more openly than other older marbles. 

Uniquely, they worked tirelessly to individually replicate the courses which had tripped them up in 2018, in particular the narrow and winding final track where the traffic jam of marbles had impeded their progress. 

The Red Number 3 controversy proved an unwelcome interruption to Superball’s offseason. In the midst of the matter, Superball appeared as part of MSPN’s Not a Marble documentary to issue a statement. Theirs, unlike Phoenix’s, was in favour of RN3’s eligibility to compete, as well as providing what could only be described as a glowing character reference. Speaking openly and confidently, it was perhaps their most extroverted appearance yet. That they were happy to speak to the press to defend RN3 but not to discuss their own career also took many rally fans by surprise. In a certain sense Superball also benefitted from the distraction that the RN3 controversy provided from their own elusive background. But Superball was also not without their fans. They attracted a particularly dedicated fanbase amongst both younger marbles and ultra-passionate rally fans. Some fans went as far as to suggest that once Superball showed their true potential, the rest of the roster would eventually come around to Superball’s isolationist approach. 

As the 2019 Marble Rally swung into action, Superball returned to the sandhills for the friendly race, snatching a fifth place finish in the field of eight. 

In a first race of tight curves that saw almost half of the field DNFing, Superball demonstrated their natural tenacity and the improvements made to their racing over the off-season with several quick-thinking overtakes and wall jumps that allowed them to seize a fourth-place finish. Meanwhile, Phoenix and Black Knight came to a stop next to each other in a mutual DNF, which fans of both marbles alleged was deliberate on the part of the other marble—allegations disavowed by Phoenix and Black Knight alike. Some fans also alleged that Superball had sided with Black Knight over Phoenix in the conflict, following rumours that Superball had been seen comforting them.

Continuing hot and dry weather, similar to conditions in Supozi, favored Superball coming into the second race. Initially relegated to the back of the pack by the initial scrum, Superball overtook the other competitors in tight spaces and hairpin turns one-by-one until they were able to land a fifth-place finish. The new subtlety and precision of their racing was a clear sign their training had paid off.  

Even as the field responded to Superball’s new tactics by guarding against them, Superball played things cleanly on Race 3’s perilous track and ended up in third, only slightly behind Reflektor and Blizzard Blaster. Uncharacteristically, they attended the post-race party, only to be caught by the press leaving early in what appeared to be a foul mood. This sighting was quickly spun into speculation regarding an argument between Superball and either championship leader Blizzard Blaster or old rival Phoenix, also in attendance. Blizzard Blaster denied this fervently on social media, but Phoenix’s silence fueled speculation.

A rebuttal from Blizzard Blaster. (Design Credit: Yume)

Perhaps what happened, whatever it was, negatively impacted Superball’s psyche, as the dynamism and daring-do seen previously was all but absent in Race 4. They never broke out from the back of the pack and finished in a disappointing 10th place. These efforts were still enough to tie them for points in first with El Capitan and Blizzard Blaster, however.

RN3 dominated the subsequent race, and Superball was as out of the conversation as everyone else. What concerned their fans was an apparent lack of stamina around the midpoint. Successive mistakes lost them a considerable amount of momentum, left them vulnerable to overtakes, and resulted in Superball being pushed almost to the back by the end of the second sector. An eighth-place finish kept them in a tentative provisional third, but those who had tipped them to have an even better season than their last were left shaken. Even worse was the next race, which increased the gap between them and second-place Ghost Plasma to 58 points versus 65. Meanwhile, other fans fell into Superball-related discord as rumors began to spread from a popular marble sports gossip blog about an encounter between a member’s cousin and two unnamed Rally athletes. 

A blog post spreading the latest Marble Rally gossip. (Design Credit: Yume)

Race 7 repeated the pattern—Superball just barely edging into the top ten, gaining points consistently but failing to assert themselves. Fans became increasingly conflicted over whether Superball was to live up to the expectations set for them prior. Though, coming into the final race, Superball was in an undeniably good position. Being 18 points down from championship leader RN3 meant that only a gold medal could secure them the championship, but the lower podium steps were Superball’s once again should they be able to fend off those eligible to usurp them. And as they stood within reach of the podium, their 2018 rivals Phoenix and Black Knight were in provisional 18th and 11th respectively. Superball had never professed any animosity towards either marble—as with almost everything, their opinion was unknown to the public—yet this disparity heartened their most dedicated fans. 

A twisting, barely-dry course stretched out in front of the racers, one final hurdle to overcome. All three championship contenders started in the gate’s back row, Ghost Plasma to the right and Superball and RN3 to the left. Superball got the best jump out of the gate, and as they worked their way down through the order with overtake after overtake and into third place Greg’s narration told of the unlikely conditions needed for them to take home the championship. 

Superball, knowing too of their vulnerability, would not leave third-place unguarded. Summer Sky and Comet’s war for first place was the story of the race, but Superball’s own story was that of clever movements and slow, methodical movement upwards into a fifth-place finish. It would be just enough. Having defended against the well-medaled Crazy Cat’s Eye and seasonal standout Blizzard Blaster with a five-point gap between them and fourth, and just one point behind Ghost Plasma, Superball was back on the podium for the second consecutive year. Having never DNFed or scored under six points in a single race, their consistency and dogged pursuit of success shone through and placed them high atop the mountain. 

A repeat of their 2018 feat drove their hardcore fanbase into a congratulatory frenzy and cemented them as 2018’s most promising addition to the field. And that Superball was placing so well despite their apparent professional distance from the rest of the field seemed to prove not just their own skill but, to some, a broader point about the nature of the rally. Fans posited that Superball wasn’t weighed down with external obligations or concerns about their friends in the field, so they remained hyper-consistent even without having RN3’s material advantages. This viewpoint was less than popular amongst Rally fans who tuned in for the colorful cast of characters as much as they did the racing.

Rally fans debate on Diskos. (Design Credit: Yume)

Superball granted their third ever interview in front of the baying crowd of reporters camping out the podium ceremony. Looking more exhausted than anything, and with a voice all too small in the face of what they had achieved, they delivered another brief statement to those watching the proceedings. 

“Congratulations to Ghost Plasma and Red Number 3. I’ll see everyone next year.” 

And so they returned home, awaiting the beginning of the next season.


Two of the greats on the podium. Where does Superball factor into that as well? 

Such was the question posed by Greg at the end of the 2019 season, one which Season 5 was poised to answer. If 2018 had been a promising start for Superball, 2019 had made them one of the marbles to beat just two years in. Already there was extensive speculation in fan spaces as to how far Superball could take their success. And while most in Supozi still saw the Rally as a novelty compared to soccer, Superball was beginning to challenge the long-held belief that soccer was the only sport that those from Supozi could find success in. Increasingly harangued for more public appearances, Superball eventually capitulated, hosting and occasionally participating in races across the city’s ancient walled perimeter. But they were quiet as usual, and only reluctantly mentioned the rally while amongst the people. Less publicized was their donation of most of their 2019 winnings to charities for young marbles across the city. 

Early 2020 saw something else uncharacteristic from Superball; for the first time, Superball left the Supozi/Rugbetia area not for a tournament but for a holiday. The black-and-white marble was spotted in the warm mid-spring climes of Cassata, enjoying the white cliffs in peaceful solitude. When journalists approached, however, Patches fended them off unapologetically with threats of legal action and, failing that, a good pummeling. But the trip nonetheless provided Rally fans with one of the biggest insights into Superball’s character up to that point. While in nearby Sotsevsa, Superball had an unexpected meeting with the Limers, and to the surprise of fans of both the two trained together briefly prior to the 2020 Marble League in Cassata. Superball also appeared in a fan Q&A with the team, though they only answered questions about their training. After the 2020 Showdown, where the Limers placed bottom four, team captain Sublime was quizzed on the TV show Sotsevsa LIVE about the encounter.  

Kaffir: You trained with Superball earlier this year, didn’t you? 

Sublime: Ah, geez… Yeah, we did. 

Kaffir: Do you think it worked out for you? 

Sublime: You’ve seen the points totals, what do you think? 

Kaffir: (pause) No.

Sublime: Yeah, no. But it’s not their fault. I mean, there was no Sand Rally, so what good was their advice? 

Kaffir: Outcome aside, there aren’t many marbles who can say they’ve been able to speak to Superball in person. Did you get along? 

Sublime: What, this is a gossip show now? (sigh) Look, they’re a good kid. It’s hard to believe someone that young has accomplished what they’ve accomplished. I know you probably want to hear something exciting, that they’re secretly a huge jerk to suckers like me, but they’re just quiet. And a lot of marbles nowadays could stand to think before they speak.

Superball resumed their intensive training schedule upon returning to Supozi. As an auto-qualifier, the shift away from qualification races to an invitational did not affect them; but of note was the absence of Phoenix, considered Superball’s de facto rival throughout the 2018 season, from the roster. Superball only commented on the matter briefly, when pressed by a Rally fan in public, stating they were disappointed Phoenix would miss the season.

Autumn 2020 spelled the return of the Rally for its longest and most intensive season yet. The impact of RN3’s recent surgery on their performance still a daunting unknown, similarly-consistent Superball was already hotly tipped for the win.

A fan poll on Livesphere gauges predictions for the winner of Season 5. (Design Credit: Yume)

Superball’s initial performance in the season’s first race briefly validated this optimism, as they stormed to the front of the pack quickly, only for the field to be completely reshuffled around a difficult fast-paced turn that sent Lollipop flying into the lead and caused more than a quarter of the field to DNF. Superball failed to recover from this disruption and finished the race in eighth. But those disappointed did not have to wait long for a redemption. In an equally DNF-filled second race, Superball demonstrated their consistency and speed. They took first place around the halfway point, and once comfortably in the lead, they established an insurmountable lead which held strong and true against challengers Ducktape and Ghost Plasma and delivered them to a win. 

Superball comes across and gets the second win in an already illustrious career!

Fans and journalists alike once again clamored to hear from the marble on the eve of their second win, and Superball made the rare decision to oblige. Rushed before the microphones, a still-stunned Superball spoke once more to the world in the same quiet voice. 

“Thank you for your congratulations. I hope I’ll be able to show you more wins as the season progresses.” 

To their most hardcore of fans, Superball’s words were as good as a promise to win the fifth season outright, while their most ardent detractors decried it as presumptuous and egotistical. In any case, Superball was not actually on top of the standings. Relative newcomer Cool Moody headed the field coming out of the second race and stretched their lead in Race 3 thanks to a weaker seven-point finish from Superball. Even a better seventh-place finish in the fourth race was insufficient to keep up with Ghost Plasma, who continued a streak of good performances with a third bronze just four races in and seized second place from Superball. It seemed as if Superball might have to be content with third once more. But those fans who joked extensively about Superball’s trouble escaping the bottom step of the podium found themselves eating their words after Race 5, where stellar performances by Lollipop and RN3 overshadowed a disappointing DNF from Ghost Plasma that allowed Superball to overtake into second overall with a fourth place. 

Race 6, the final race before the season would be split into two and the racers would break for the winter, similarly kept Superball’s stake in the championship standings alive and well. But it would also introduce an outside competitor in the fourth place position—Lollipop, who had held Superball’s SMR 2019 position in the accompanying showdown. The artist-slash-athlete was known for their socialite nature and party-planning hobby, neither of which gelled well with Superball’s notorious reclusiveness. Despite knowing each other for almost three years, the two had barely ever spoken. Superball, who hadn’t attended their blowout podium party held after the previous race either, became the target of their ire when they attempted to depart the post-race huddle early as usual.

Lollipop: Hey, Superball! The party’s not that way.

Superball: (pause) I’m not going.

Lollipop: Everyone’s going to hang out and work on a painting to celebrate. And that means everyone.

Superball: (pause) I’m sorry, I can’t.

Lollipop: (sigh) What, so you’re going to refuse to do anything with us forever? Is it because you’re mad that someone that’s not you is allowed to be on the podium? Or is it because you think you’re better than us?

Superball: I never—

Lollipop: Whatever. I bet you wish we’d stop wasting your precious training time and let you win everything, right? Well, forget I asked.

Superball departed for Supozi immediately the next morning. Despite the confrontation, Superball was intensely motivated throughout the off-season, devoting all of their time to training. Superball also began to incorporate snow tracks into their training rotation in preparation for Winterpeg, utilizing an artificial snow hill built in adjacent Rugbetia for this. They did not initially show aptitude for snowy conditions, worrying Patches, but month after month they refined their skills until the novelty of the terrain barely factored in.

Upon their return to racing, Superball looked primed and ready to strike for a season win. There should have been no distractions nor obstacles on the path forward. But the best laid plans of marbles and athletes oft go awry. The day prior to Race 7, Lollipop came to Superball’s door in SnowWorld’s Athletes’ Village, offering an apology for their prior confrontation. 

(door knocking)

Lollipop: Hey, Superball? You in there?

(A door opens.)

Superball: What?

Lollipop: Can I come in?

Superball: (pause) Okay.

Lollipop: Hey, thanks. Listen, um, I wanted to apologize for what happened before the break. Not my best moment. But hey, I ended up destroying that painting, so I guess it doesn’t matter. Haha.

Superball: Don’t apologize. You were right.

Lollipop: What?

Superball: I don’t want to do anything with you. And I want you to leave me alone so I can train. So, you were right.

Lollipop: Uh…

Superball: There’s no point in apologizing when you were right, is there?

Lollipop: …I…. alright.

A difficult relationship with one of the other rally racers was nothing new for Superball. That the other racers felt uneasy with the silent prodigy in their midst was something they’d come to terms with. What drew their training to a halt was a call from their trainer the following morning: audio of the confrontation had been leaked by an unknown source overnight, and it was already all over the internet. Superball was distraught. 

Officials needed to search their room for the leak’s origin, and the notoriously private athlete was in tears as they waited in the public lobby, processing their private conversation becoming an item of public debate. Lollipop would also be called out to see them, but the two did not speak. 

An investigation uncovered a bug in Superball’s room, a voice-activated transmitter concealed within the ventilation system, which had broadcast anything Superball had said since arrival to the unknown perpetrator. The incident, reminiscent of and potentially inspired by the high-profile Savage Speeders leak that had occurred just months prior, prompted an extensive search for similar devices employed elsewhere. Yet after a careful search, it appeared that the reclusive Superball was alone in being surveilled, likely due to the difficulty of infiltration and value of Superball’s private thoughts in particular. For Superball, it felt like perhaps the most grievous entry in a long list of punishments they’d received for trying to keep their personal life private. 

The leak dealt a heavy blow to Superball’s struggling reputation. It was confirmation in their own words that they were unengaged with SMR’s communal aspect, and for many it was also interpreted as confirmation that they thought themselves superior to the others. Some dedicated Superball fans defended the racer, some Lollipop fans called for them to be stricken from the roster, and the fandom would be thrown once more into a myopic argument over the value of a competitive sport like the SMR encouraging its competitors to befriend each other. Amidst the controversy, Superball notched a devastatingly poor finish in the day’s race, scoring zero points. In a certain cruel irony, their failure to score tied them and Lollipop on points, with Lollipop winning the tiebreak. 

Despite pressure from all sides to justify themself, Superball kept quiet and evaded all attempts to contact them. They remained in their room at SnowWorld and relied on Patches to keep the world away. But on the night prior to Race 8, Lollipop spoke to them through their door, once again insistent on making amends.

Lollipop: (knocking) Superball?

Superball: Go away.

Lollipop: Look, I know you want to be alone, but please at least talk to me. It’s not fair that you’re in this mess because of me, and I want to say something, but—

Superball: Just go away!

Lollipop: If I could clear things up for you—

Superball: I told you, I want to be alone! All this lying about me, stalking me, spying on me, and now banging on my door in the middle of the night. You’re the same as everyone else.

Lollipop: All I want to do is set things right, okay? I don’t—look, my life has been really weird recently and I just—

Superball: Don’t bother. You never really changed your mind, did you? You still think there’s something wrong with me for not wanting to spend time at your loud parties and get covered in paint. You just regret saying it out loud.

Lollipop: I…

Superball: So, you’re right. I’m nothing like you. It’s so easy for you to say the right thing to make everyone like you, and you never get overwhelmed, or scared, or mess it up without knowing it. But I do, and I don’t know why, and everyone’s always treated me worse for it. Racing is the only thing I’m worth anything at, and now you’ve ruined that for me!

(pause)

Superball: Now will you go away?

Unwilling to face the outpouring of media hostilities and resigned to being made the Marble Rally’s villain now that RN3 was competing on even keel, Superball’s determination to outscore their competitors and climb back up the standings only grew. Race 8 saw them lunging aggressively to the front of the pack and attempting a series of dramatic maneuvers, but on the tricky snow terrain these drastic actions drained their stamina, and they fell to the back of the pack. A single point awaited them across the finish line; one less than Lollipop, finally giving the multicoloured marble a point advantage in the standings and letting them claim third place. 

Patches insisted that they return to their training and attempt to resolve issues with the press in order to rescue their season from their series of flagging performances. Superball stubbornly refused. Reporters continued to trouble them whenever they appeared in public, and the sudden encounters caused them an unmanageable deal of stress an organized press appearance would only worsen. 

During another sleepless night curled up in their bed, an envelope signed with Lollipop’s name was slipped under Superball’s door. Exhausted, Superball opened it before they could convince themself otherwise.

Sorry to bother you again. I’m giving you this note because I don’t want you to feel like you have to say something immediately. You can think on this one for as long as you want. 

Firstly, I owe you an apology; an actual one. Both for saying what I said and for treating you the way I did. You were right, first of all. I felt bad because I’d been rude to you and because I was embarrassed, but even during my second apology, I still thought what I’d said was at least partially true. I did think you avoided the things I put on out of animosity, and I did think you resented my success even though that doesn’t make sense. And I also thought I was being a hero for calling you out for that. But all of that was just presumptions I made about you, and I’m ashamed I was selfish and immature enough to think that I knew exactly who you are already. 

I think you’re a better marble than I assumed, and maybe even a better marble than you think. Despite everything, you stood up for Red in public as I shut my mouth and made money off of it. In fact, you’ve never said an unkind word to me or anyone else. Looking back on it, I wish I’d asked you if there was anything I could have done to spend time with you another way, whatever way suits you. Sure, I don’t think there’s a less similar pair of marbles out there than me and you—visually, personality-wise, even our backgrounds—but a big part of why I even do this is to make friends with people different from myself. I shouldn’t have acted so immaturely just because I got a little confident. 

And even if you say you’re fine with others thinking that you were harassing me, I’m not fine with it, and I don’t think you should have to be fine with it either. And you deserve better than this impacting your racing—which it clearly is—since it means so much to you. So when I say that I’m happy to go in front of anyone you want me to and say it’s all a big misunderstanding, I mean it. I’ll do all the talking for you, because it’s the least I can do. 

With apologies again, 
Lollipop
Lollipop’s note to Superball. (Design Credits: Emmun_Isaac, Stynth)

Forced to confront many heavy, long-buried emotions by the note, and further tempted by Lollipop’s offer to do damage control on their reputational issues, Superball contemplated the matter during their private flight back to the sandhills during the days prior to Race 9.

Race 9 was an utter disaster for Superball. Initially promising racing encouraged fans who blamed the Race 7 and 8’s novel icy terrain for their results downturn just as much as they blamed the controversy. But just as Superball had gained a significant burst of speed around a turn and overtaken six other marbles, they crashed out, careening wildly into the fan stands and barely avoiding a collision with the audience. Taking 0 points home from the race and dropping two places in the standings barely registered as fans, alarmed and excited, surrounded them. The animosity Superball had witnessed towards them online was not reflected in those who had come to watch and who marveled at the chance to get to meet one of the racers, rushing in to help them dislodge from the sandbank. Their faces shone with admiration and amazement at suddenly getting so close, and even as race stewards and Lollipop dispersed the crowd and checked Superball for injuries, the passion and enthusiasm of the fans made a powerful impression.

Emboldened, Superball took the initiative in seeking out Lollipop. The two met on a clear night, overlooking the sandhills. Discussing for the first time with complete honesty the history of bullying and harassment they had endured as a result of their differences and difficulty talking, Superball made themself more vulnerable than they had let themself be in a long time. They also shared part of the collection of social media posts deriding them which they had collected over the years; posts made by rally fans calling them shallow, angry, a freak; which collated and shared unsubstantiated rumours about them; which touted the deep loneliness and fear that had built up over the years and prevented them from befriending the rest of the rallyists as their best feature, all emboldened by the anonymity provided by the internet. Expecting to be misunderstood and humiliated again, Superball instead found Lollipop in tears. Lollipop confessed in turn to their own recent period of intense loneliness, spurred by a conflict in their own life which had drawn them to lash out in the first place. 

Despite their many differences, the two came to see a part of themselves in the other, not least because of Superball’s own repressed interest in the world outside of athletics. Superball finally agreed to Lollipop’s proposition to speak publicly on a Van Gotterdam talk show about the confrontation in the hope of clearing their name. 

With Lollipop taking the blame for the argument and describing Superball as a friend of theirs, much of the controversy was put to rest. The two also began socializing more as friends, too, talking casually and hanging out in and around the athletes’ village. Lollipop also helped introduce Superball to their own closest friends in Season 5’s lineup, Summer Sky and Marbly McMarbleface, in a two-to-one environment. Ever so slowly, Superball began to emerge from their shell. 

Race 10 marked an immaculate return to form for Superball. They made a series of smart overtakes which allowed them to assume the lead early in the race, and they held it against challenger Quicksilver until the very end.

Superball, statistically one of the best marbles, takes the lead! 

The resultant 20 points rocketed them from seventh to second in the standings. In lieu of a high-energy celebration, Lollipop invited Superball to relax and watch a documentary together, and Superball gladly accepted. 

Superball spent a chaotic Race 11 trying to recover from a bad start, eventually succeeding and netting a fifth-place finish at the race’s conclusion. More imperiling to a potential season 5 win than their penultimate race were the equally proficient finishes of fellow top contenders Ghost Plasma and Cool Moody; 4th and 2nd respectively. Superball stood in 3rd with 97 points coming into the final race—with the rest of the field close but a comfortable gap between them and 4th place Ducktape, were they doomed to score a triad of third places? 

Everything was down to their final performance, but Superball left nothing to doubt. Not a single second of the race was spent outside of provisional podium contention. Through straights and splits and technical sections alike, they kept their cool for as long as it took, bringing an immensely valuable gold medal and twenty points home. But while Ghost Plasma had DNFed earlier on the course, Cool Moody had recovered into fourth, and it wasn’t immediately obvious how the numbers would shake out. 

The race podium itself took place immediately, before the numbers were crunched. Superball, Marbly McMarbleface and Lollipop were quickly washed clean of sand and herded onto the stand. Sharing their first podium together, Superball and Lollipop also shared a symbolic hug at the end before they left to hear Greg’s announcement.

It is confirmed! Superball is the Marble Rally Champion [of] Season 5! Three wins and three points clear of Cool Moody.

Their win had made the vital difference. Years of struggle, controversy, wins, losses, missteps, and great moments alike were all condensed into the Marble Rally trophy that now finally belonged to Superball. 

Cool Moody, who finished second overall, spoke to the press while Superball prepared. 

“Did I want to win? Sure. Am I mad that I couldn’t make that final push? Yeah. But I’m only mad at myself. There’s no marble I’d rather be second to than Superball. That’s raw talent, baby, all the way.”

And finally, it was Superball’s chance to face the world. 

“Thank you to everyone who’s brought me to this place. I wouldn’t be here without the support of my family, my trainer, and even my fellow competitors. Being able to hold this trophy is an incredible honor, and it’s one I’ll never forget.”

Superball attended the post-season celebration, hosted by Lollipop. Hosted in the athletes’ village common room with no loud music and plenty of comfortable seating, the downtempo event suited them much better. They would also have the privilege of putting the finishing touches on Love, Lollipop’s ambitious new comeback project. 

But what was next for Superball, who had accomplished in the span of three years what many could only hope to achieve in one lifetime? Those who suspected it would be back-to-normal for the new champion were taken roundly by surprise when, without announcement, marble sports fans Marblearth-wide reported sightings of Superball and Lollipop together in a victory lap across the major cities of Marblearth. Though Lollipop remained on guard against the press, a new generation of younger fans were able to take pictures with their idol, smiling and laughing, in their home cities. But the trip was just as much about relaxation as it was about meeting the fans—most reports were from beaches, spas, and art museums rather than sandhills and gyms. For the first time, the SMR audience saw Superball smiling and carefree, no longer weighed down by loneliness and the pressure to become a champion.

Superball celebrates the highest glory of becoming a Marble Rally champion. (Photo Credit: JMR)

Superball contacts Project Marblearth contributors regarding their article. (Design Credit: Millim)

Even as Superball reworked their to-the-bone training style, the Season 5 champion didn’t slow down. They first emerged from their travels and their passion projects for the 2022 practice races, posting a seventh-place finish overall, but fans got another taste of their true capacity when they won the friendly race held during the S6 qualifiers. 

Consistency over podiums was at the core of Superball’s strategy coming into the season. Within the initial two races, Superball achieved consecutive fourth-place positions and landed firmly in fourth overall. They were also seen in post-Race 1 photos congratulating race winner and rookie induct Amethyst, who had themself mentioned Superball as an inspiration during their pre-season interviews. 

A less impressive subsequent 12th and 7th place finish in Race 3 and Race 4 saw Superball drop into seventh overall, all while Ghost Plasma’s two successive wins positioned themselves as the rallyist to beat. A third consecutive meant this dominance continued into Races 5— but a seemingly indomitable opponent wasn’t going to deter Superball from mounting their own rise up the standings. Two could play the medal-chaining game. Superball rose through the pack aggressively in the tail-end of Race 5, finishing just behind Plasma and CCE and adding a bronze medal’s worth of points to their total. Then, in a fierce skirmish with Ghost Plasma at the front, Superball would put Plasma’s hope of four wins in a row to bed with a gold of their own. Slowly but surely, the prospect of Superball being able to defend their championship was seeming more and more realistic. 

Having jumped into second behind a still-dominant Ghost Plasma, Superball rewarded themself with a brief nature trip, enjoying the crisp early spring weather between then and Race 7. Race 7 was a more low-key affair, one which Superball spent struggling with a fierce headwind, and they finished in eighth for an eight-point haul. Shortly afterwards, they were seen with both Slimer and Lollipop, who had earned their first medal of the season in the race, celebrating in a quiet spot nearby. 

As Ghost Plasma began their trifecta of DNFs, what looked like a potential podium in Race 8 after a protracted battle with Pollo Loco was thwarted by CCE and Amethyst, and Superball would finish in fourth. But, crucially, that was sufficient to remain in second, and with Ghost Plasma suffering another DNF in Race 9 they would be able to take first place in the standings with a single-point margin on only another eighth-place finish. 

Finally on top of the standings, Superball was poised to become the first repeat Rally winner since RN3, but they faced an intimidating field. Ghost Plasma and Slimer were the most obvious threats, but Ducktape also stood ready to strike, with Amethyst and CCE also in with an outside shot. Like the rest of the championship competitors, Superball returned to their hometown to train in the week preceding Race 10, anticipating a fierce battle ahead. They also made an appearance in front of their hometown media, something they typically avoided.

“I’m confident I’ll be on the podium; ideally, I’ll be able to win. But my competitors want it no less than I do. It’s ultimately all up to the quality of my racing on the day.”

Even the most curt and conservative of statements on their Race 10 prospects could not have predicted the outcome that followed. Superball received a prime position in the starting gate lottery, only to DNF mere seconds after the gate’s opening; wedged between the track walls and a branch which had fallen onto the track. Facing their first DNF of the season at the worst possible time, the sounds of the race grew ever more distant from Superball’s ears as the rest of the competitors raced further downhill. 

Superball was not alone in DNFing. Fellow championship competitors Ghost Plasma and CCE also failed to cross the finish line, and their 99-point start to the race meant that, in the end, Superball still ascended to the third-place step of the podium, behind Slimer and Ducktape. Once again greeted at the end by Lollipop, whose win in the final race had secured them an eighth-place finish, they let a few tears fall before being led to the place most familiar to them; two steps below the win. Superball stayed around the sandhills to watch the Rally Showdown prior to departing back to Supozi, 

In light of their prior championship, missing the victory slightly was no longer an existential disappointment. Having never gone a year of their career without a podium, and with RN3 finishing the season in 16th, Superball had slipped quietly into the role of one of the greatest Rallyists of all time. The question asked by Greg Woods back in 2019- where does Superball factor in amongst the greats?- had finally been answered. But what Superball will have to offer in seasons to come beyond their passion and skill remains, on the other hand, an open question- one that stands to be answered in Marble Rally Season 7 and beyond.

A painting from Lollipop, depicting Superball in their friend’s colors. (Art Credit: Toffeeshop)

Credits

  • Writer: Millim
  • Copyeditors/Editors: Evolution, GhostDM, Stynth
  • Artist: Toffeeshop
  • Graphic Designers: Emmun_Isaac, Millim, Stynth, Tim Ritz, Yume
  • Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs
  • Release: 14/07/2024

MRS7 Memo #3: A Reflection in Silver

Finally free from scrutineering, Big Pearl retreated to their tent at the bottom of Doornse Gat. 

Sitting down to take it all in, they began replaying the events of the race in their head. The good start, the double pass on the berm, the whole second half battle with Marbly McMarbleface. The memories of the battle started to mix with ones from 2017, a battle with Lollipop, the similar feeling of crossing the line just in time to win, the same feeling they felt that glorious day in 2016 when they faced off against Pollo Loco. The feeling of threading through the walls, flying away from second, diving for splits, leaping over walls, off the track, stopping dead in the sand. No, they thought, not today. Those thoughts don’t belong today. It was then that they noticed the tears in their eyes.

Suddenly, a pair of voices grew louder outside. Big Pearl quickly wiped their eyes as two blue marbles rolled into the tent.

“A knock would be appreciated,” jested Big Pearl, jumping off their chair and trying to maintain composure.

“A bit of a challenge with a tent, sorry,” replied Deep Ocean. “Next time we’ll, uh, knock on the canvas?”

“We just came to congratulate you,” added Marbly. “That was one of the best battles I’ve had in my career; you’re a proper fair racer.”

The compliment threw Pearl off guard, causing them to stutter their reply, “Thanks. It’s alright to come in, just don’t make this like one of those awful cooldown rooms from M1. How can any of those guys stand it?”

“Escapes me. I guess it’s fun to be a guest on the Red Eye podcast?” quipped Deep Ocean.

“I’ve always thought those look quite fun, honestly,” Marbly interjected. Ocean and Pearl shared bemused glances. “No? To each their own,  I guess.”

“Anyway, Pearl, we came to ask if you wanted to join us for a post-race celebration tonight. Just us three,” asked Deep Ocean.

“And maybe Turtle, if we can coax them out of their shell,” joked Marbly, to a pair of heavy sighs. “You two are hard to please, aren’t you!”

“You know not everyone has the same taste in humor as Moody, don’t you?” replied an exasperated Ocean. “I promise they won’t make any more of those jokes if you come tonight.”

Big Pearl was unsure. They never felt like celebrating B-League wins, but the kindness of their friends pulled them in. 

“Alright,” they replied, “I’ll come, as long as it’s a quiet night. Now if you don’t mind, I’d like a few minutes to unwind before I join you two.”

“No problem,” chirped Marbly, who rolled out. But Deep Ocean chose to stay for one last word.

“You don’t need to hide your feelings, Pearl. All that effort to not even stand on a proper podium takes a lot out of all of us. I know partying isn’t either of our idea of fun, but it’s about time you took some time away from the season.”

“How did you two even become friends? I don’t think I’d ever seen you talk before this season,” queried Pearl.

“It’s a long story Pearl, maybe we’ll tell you it tonight!” replied Ocean. “Anyway, I’m probably overstaying my welcome. Sorry for intruding, next time I’ll make sure to ask first. See ya later!”

“Don’t worry about it, Ocean, you’re doing a good thing. See you too!”

Big Pearl finds a free lane to take their first lead since the starting straight. (Photo Credit: JMR)

Positively sparking in glee, Silver Bolt strode outside for, hopefully, a night of revelry. They were feeling the itch to perform music again, or to spontaneously compose a victory track. In hindsight, they thought, barreling forward, they should have signed up for the open mic at the nearby bar.

The other marble sidestepped in time, narrowly avoiding a collision. To Silver Bolt’s surprise, it was Dragon’s Egg, their dark green uniform blending in with the twilight sky.

“Dragon!” Silver Bolt greeted. “I didn’t see you there! Want to join in on the party tonight? I wasn’t joking about the flame machines, by the way. It would have looked amazing.”

“As well as violating at least twenty safety regulations,” Dragon’s Egg quipped. “I’ll pass tonight, but congratulations on your victory today. Though…” They paused, choosing their words carefully. “I would tone down on the gloating.”

“Gloating? What gloating?”

On the podium, Silver Bolt’s cheer boomed through the air in a way only a rockstar’s could. “First place! Golden Bolt is back! This gold means I’m better than you, and don’t you forget it! Whoever thinks they can take me, they can bring it on!

“Oh,” they said as the tactlessness of their boast sunk in. “I went overboard, didn’t I?”

“It wasn’t sportsmarblike. No hard feelings, but keep it in mind next time.”

Silver Bolt nodded. “Every moment in that battle today was just, pure electricity,” they admitted. “I’d love to race both of you together again, if you guys ever have the time.”

Dragon’s Egg smiled. “Gladly.”

Farther away from the festivities, the actual leader in the provisional standings dunked a teabag in hot water before sliding the mug to their fellow racer.

“Two podiums in a row, nearly two wins in a row,” remarked Slimer, watching their drink steep. “It takes skill to pull that off. How are you feeling?”

“Tired,” said Reflektor, taking a seat with a mug of their own. “It feels like I just got lucky, though.”

“Nope,” Slimer countered. “I was near you all race, so I saw everything. Don’t downplay yourself; no way was all of that just ‘luck.’ Obviously, I’d like to put up a proper title defense first, but you’ve got a real chance at winning it all this year.”

Reflektor took a sip from their mug, recalling today’s race in their head. It had been a gauntlet of intense racing duels, including with Slimer themself, culminating in a fierce struggle to fend off Dragon’s Egg and chase down Silver Bolt to net themselves a well-earned silver.

“It’s certainly the best start to a season I’ve ever had,” conceded Reflektor.

“Right? It’s valuable momentum. Keep it up.” 

Silver Bolt, Reflektor, and Dragon’s Egg on the podium for Race 3. (Photo Credit: JMR)

Credits

Out of the Rolling – Event 10: A Snowball’s Chance In Paradise

Every time I push the branches back, there’s more bugs, and when I try to swat the bugs, I hit more branches! 

It was a good idea to talk to Snowdrift, Minty Mint thought, as whether they liked it or not, being eliminated together had tied them together. But with their luck for the week, that of course meant that Snowdrift had last been seen wandering off into the forest alone. 

They tracked the white marble’s path through disturbances in the mossy soil and dense foliage until they came across a clearing amongst the thicket. Perched upon a small hump of earth shaded by a broad-branched tree was Snowdrift, dusted with the tree’s pale blossoms. They watched Minty Mint squeezing themself through a gap between the trees with quiet detachment but no objections to their sitting down a polite distance apart. 

Now I’m here, what do I say? thought Minty Mint as they observed Snowdrift, but as hard or as long as they thought, little came to mind. Snowdrift had been all but a stranger to them prior to everything. They’d shared a podium in Race 61 and that was it. All of this staring probably wasn’t endearing them, either. 

Perhaps taking pity on them, Snowdrift tapped Mint invitingly and asked in a soft voice, “Did you have a good time?” Which was a small mercy—but had they had a good time? That in itself was something to consider. 

“I think I did,” they offered eventually, wishy-washy. “For something I didn’t even want to do in the first place, I guess I can’t complain.” 

“You didn’t want to come? You always looked like you were enjoying it.” 

Crap, Mint thought. “Long story,” they replied sheepishly, shuffling uneasily and making a few of the blossoms that had settled silently upon them scatter to the earth. 

Snowdrift shrugged. “Neither of us have anywhere to be,” they said quietly. 

“Alright… It was Fresh and Hint’s idea, really,” Mint began to explain. “It’s not that I didn’t agree, but… um, here’s where the story gets long—things haven’t been great for the team since we got relegated.” 

“Sounds like a given,” offered Snowdrift softly. 

“Like, as marbles. I mean, the Kobalts get along great and they’ve been relegated twice, but not us. Fresh and Flav keep arguing about whose fault it is that we’re in this situation—Fresh had me do Honeydome with no experience, but it’s Flav’s fault I had to start in 16th. And sure, I’m glad they don’t blame me, but sometimes I wish they would so they’d just stop.” Now that they’d gotten past their initial mental barrier, Mint’s words were coming out so fast they were almost incoherent. “Well, I think Hint noticed I was stressed, because they said I should go here and enjoy Kinikolu. But all our problems started with giving me big responsibilities!”

Snowdrift, who had been listening intently, nodded sympathetically. “That sounds like a lot.” 

“Sorry,” they mumbled apologetically, “I know it’s all really stupid. But like you said, once I realized that Ace and Swax were here too, I started having a nice time. So I guess it’s fine.” 

“Mint, can I ask you something?” asked Snowdrift. 

“Uh, sure.” 

“Why couldn’t you say no? To Honeydome, and to this.”

Now Mint had to think again. “I… the way Fresh is, I know they’re trying to support me, so I can’t really just do that, you know? Especially when they’re really set on something.” 

Snowdrift nodded contemplatively. “This might be a weird thing to say, but I think you have the same problem I do.” 

“Yeah?” Mint chirped. They’d heard rumours of discontent amongst the Snowballs, but rumours were often just that—rumours. 

“Well… initially, Snowy put themself forward over me. I kept saying that my elimination race performance made me the obvious candidate, like with Uno and Gloomo and Yellah, but they wouldn’t let up. I know they still don’t think I should be able to represent the team. I know they still don’t see me as a Snowball, no matter what I do, so…” Snowdrift chuckled darkly. “In the end, I had to get Snowstorm and Snowblast to vouch for me.” 

“Fresh isn’t like that at all,” protested Mint. 

“Sure, but have they ever really asked you what you want?”

A wave of revelation overcame Mint. “Huh,” they mumbled. “I guess not.” 

“Well, that’s the problem. Before I joined the team it was just me and Snowfall as a duo, so I thought that it was normal for a captain to act that way. But having spoken to everyone here… It’s a two-way street, isn’t it?” 

Mint leaned back a little. “Sounds like you’ve thought about it a lot.” 

“I know the Snowballs aren’t the greatest team, but I do want to make the best of things. And that means standing up for myself.” 

Put so simply, it made sense. “Wish I could do that,” Mint sighed mournfully. 

“Well, why not?” Snowdrift said, shrugging. “Snowy’s tricky, but it sounds like Fresh cares about you a lot. I’m sure if you were honest they’d understand.” 

“I… yeah, maybe,” replied Mint, smiling. “But what about Snowy?” 

Snowdrift laughed. “When I get home, I’m gonna get through to them one way or another. Maybe I didn’t go as far as I wanted—but I’d like to think this placement is my lucky 13th.” 

[Photo Credit: Piney]

Credits

MRS7 Memo #2: My Way

“A picture is worth a thousand words.” This might be the case for a blurry selfie on the podium with Superball and Pollo Loco, after an intense battle during the second race of this year’s Marble Rally. Tired yet euphoric, Reflektor was at the top step for their first time ever in a main league race, and could not wait for their professional camera to capture this moment.

“I know I could’ve done it much nicer, but it doesn’t matter right now,” Reflektor commented, putting their phone back into the pocket and then looking closely into the details of their gold medal.

“What matters is that this golden shine looks good on you. It’s a tough contest; I thought I had the edge but you found the lines to catch us off guard at the right time,” Superball added, coming second despite leading most of the race.

Pollo responded, jokingly, “Your portrait for the logo reveals could be nicer, for sure. They made you look like Blazing Fireball!”

“To be fair, that’s more of an editing error. The pics are fine, and I’m sure we’re distinguishable enough on track,” the race winner commented, laughing as the trio left to get some drinks to rehydrate.

Reflektor fends off Superball in the final straight, Pollo Loco trailing close behind.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

This is a declaration of war. 

On their athletes’s village balcony overlooking the sandhills, Superball turned Cool Moody’s words around in their mind. At first it had been confusing; after some thought, it felt more self-aggrandizing than anything. It was only a single bronze medal, after all, and it was no secret that Cool Moody wasn’t taking the DNQ well. Then it was a silver medal that left them topping the standings, and Dragon’s Egg and Slimer were watching them depart the track with a certain consternation, and it was suddenly harder to conclude that Cool Moody was only running their mouth about the mood amongst the rest of the rallyists. 

Faced with a sun creeping down below the horizon, Superball sighed and withdrew inside. Their progress so far was something they’d fought for, and there was nothing to regret. And there was no real guarantee it would keep going as well as it had been going. 

Lighting up the screen of their phone, left on the bed earlier, was a text from Lollipop. 

Lollipop: hey, want to watch something tonight? 

Superball: I’d love that. 

Either way, it wasn’t all bad. 

A good day of racing always called for a celebration. After a while of scouting around in the towns adjacent to the sandhills, it was a basement dance-and-karaoke bar that El Capitan and Pollo Loco had ended up together, an old favourite of El Capitan’s that was much the same as it had been the first time they’d visited in 2016. Hazy yellow lights and an old wooden dancefloor welcomed them with a warm familiarity, the day’s racing having sapped neither their enthusiasm nor their energy. 

For the first time that night the karaoke mic was open long enough for El Capitan to swoop in. They beckoned enthusiastically for Pollo Loco to join them in a duet. 

“Same as usual,” they whispered, and Pollo Loco responded in the affirmative. Both took a deep breath, and they began to sing. 

“I’ve raced, I’ve won and DNF’d; I’ve had my fill, my share of losing,” they began, out of tone but well-synchronized, “and now, as tears subside; I find it all just ridiculous—” 

Boooooooooo,” came a voice from the seats adjacent. “Don’t change the lyrics!” 

“Sorry, Quick—you can come up and sing it with us if you want!” Pollo Loco called out. But Quicksilver’s expression sunk into a sharp sneer. 

“Absolutely not. Never in a million years,” they hissed. 


“Ah, your loss, then,” laughed El Capitan. “For what is a marb, what have they got? If not their glass, then they are not—“

“Alright, that’s enough,” Quicksilver barked as they stormed the stage. All eyes in the building were on them as El Capitan and Pollo Loco went silent, sharing an amused expression. Light chatter turned to silence then to cheering. Quicksilver, Quicksilver, Quicksilver, the crowd brayed, and Quicksilver snatched the mic for themself. 

“Go on, Quick!” exhorted El Capitan. Quicksilver’s expression narrowed. 

“I never said I was going to sing. I don’t sing. I just wanted to shut you two up.” 

“C’mon! You’re not gonna disappoint the crowds, are you?” Pollo Loco cheered, backed up by the crowd. Quicksilver cast their gaze around the room. They were absolutely outnumbered. 

“Alright. Fine. Just this once,” Quicksilver sighed. “Ay, Quick on the beat, yo!” 

Pollo Loco’s eyes went wide. “Wait, don’t say anything stupid!” 

Reflektor, Superball, and Pollo Loco on the podium for Race 2. (Photo Credit: JMR)

Credits

Ghost Plasma: The Veteran 

The official portrait and wordmark for Ghost Plasma.
(Design Credit: Tim Ritz)

Ghost Plasma comes from Fantum, a city renowned for its Halloween carnivals. Growing up, Ghost Plasma was drawn to these events, and from their very first time attending the celebrations, the young marble could always be encountered racing through the crowds, desperately trying to keep up with the procession as it weaved through the streets.

This quickly became a tradition among Ghost Plasma’s friends, who would spend the spooky season racing each other around the outskirts of Fantum in preparation for the carnival. More often than not, Ghost Plasma would come out victorious in these races, though the group never took them particularly seriously. “We were always out there just having fun,” the athlete later remarked. “We kept score, of course, but particularly as we got older the races became less about trying to outdo one another, and more about hanging out and enjoying ourselves.”

While these Halloween contests had very low stakes, they sparked Ghost Plasma’s passion for sports. After achieving top grades in high school, they went on to study sports science at university, where they took up parkour and cross-country rolling. Ghost Plasma turned out to be particularly good at the latter, competing in several local tournaments and making the top five on a regular basis. In the second year of their degree, Ghost Plasma took home their first trophy in the Fantum Dirt Rally, the city’s most prestigious off-road racing tournament. Their win caught the attention of a talent scout named Spirit (occasionally confused with a member of the Golden Wisps), who introduced themself to Ghost Plasma after the final race.

Spirit was looking for marbles to compete in the individual division of the Ramen Bowl, held in nearby Om, and offered to work with Ghost Plasma if they competed in the tournament the following year. Ghost Plasma accepted, and a few months later they traveled to their first major tournament.

“That first time in the Ramen Bowl was something else entirely,” Ghost Plasma later said. “Competing at a major tournament like that was so different to local leagues, but the biggest difference was not knowing anybody there. It was honestly terrifying having to go toe to toe with complete strangers, but I handled it pretty well.”

Despite their previous lack of experience at this level, Ghost Plasma stunned the competition at their Ramen Bowl debut, winning the first race in a shock upset after a close fight with defending champion Starman. The success went to their head, however, and they went scoreless in the following race after finishing second to last. “That sudden turnaround taught me a lot,” Ghost Plasma explained in a press conference after the tournament. “I went from Fantum’s top dog straight to being a Ramen Bowl gold medallist, so at least in some way, I felt like I was invincible. The second race shut that idea down quickly.”

Ghost Plasma went on to have good finishes in the rest of the tournament, finishing in sixth place overall despite not winning any more races. After the event was over, their success inspired Ghost Plasma to make a bold move: they decided to take time out of their degree and turn pro, hiring Spirit as a coach full-time.

Ghost Plasma, Dragon’s Egg, Comet, Starman, and others competing in the Ramen Bowl. (Art Credit: Toffeeshop)

In the following years, Ghost Plasma became a Ramen Bowl mainstay, emerging as one of the best racers in the tournament’s individual division. They quickly established themself as a rival to Dragon’s Egg, who had been the most successful competitor in recent Ramen Bowl history, although despite the fierce battles on the course, in the locker room the two became good friends. Ghost Plasma also worked with Spirit to expand their skill set, making their blocking game and tactical thinking a trademark of their racing.

During the 2015 Ramen Bowl tournament, Spirit surprised Ghost Plasma and the other athletes with a viral featurette about the Knikkegen Marble League. Jelle Bakker, the organizer of the KML, was known among the Ramen Bowl’s individual league for a series of exhibition races they had held over the previous year, and this new featurette sparked a lot of discussion among the Ramen Bowl competitors.

Ghost Plasma went on to come second in the 2015 Ramen Bowl behind Dragon’s Egg. A week later, Spirit came to Ghost Plasma with some unexpected news: their success at the Ramen Bowl hadn’t gone unnoticed in the wider world, and Jelle Bakker had an offer for them. Following the success of the 750-Foot Sand Race, Jelle was organizing an exhibition race among Marblearth’s most prominent off-road racers, with the hopes of creating an international league should the exhibition prove successful. Based on their success in the Ramen Bowl, Ghost Plasma was one of the athletes Jelle wanted to invite.

Ghost Plasma eagerly accepted the offer, and in April 2016 flew to Knikkegen for the 500-Foot Sand Marble Rally alongside fellow Ramen Bowl competitors Dragon’s Egg, Comet and Starman. Despite their inexperience in such large races, Ghost Plasma finished 12th of 33, which both they and Spirit were happy with. The race’s popularity had the desired effect for Jelle, and when the 2016 Marble Rally was announced, Ghost Plasma dropped out of the Ramen Bowl and joined the new international tournament.

The 2016 Marble Rally began with a qualifier race to set the starting line-up for the tournament’s first race. After starting at the back of the grid, Ghost Plasma’s tactical skill showed with their use of the first joker chute to pass a large number of marbles, eventually fighting through the pack to place ninth – tied with their old rival Dragon’s Egg.

This starting position, the outside right of the grid, proved to be a major asset to Ghost Plasma. In the first race of the season, they leaped out of the gate and into the first split, quickly taking the lead from Big Pearl, running in the other lane. After losing the lead to Pollo Loco, Ghost Plasma battled with Slimer and Super Turtle for second place, beating out both for the first silver medal of the season.

Ghost Plasma battles Pollo Loco and Slimer in the first Marble Rally race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The next race, which was held on the same course, saw Ghost Plasma start on the same side of the grid, which they quickly capitalized on. Another lunge out of the gate saw Ghost Plasma take the lead in the early stages of the race, but again lost it after a back-and-forth fight, this time to El Capitan. A slingshot move by Super Turtle saw them and Ghost Plasma once again battling for second place, with Ghost Plasma coming out victorious. Even though they couldn’t catch El Capitan, Ghost Plasma finished the race in second once again, which was enough to take the top spot in the overall standings.

Ghost Plasma had another strong finish in the next round, narrowly missing out on a third consecutive podium finish to take fourth place. However, Race 3 saw the emergence of an all-too-familiar challenger: their Ramen Bowl rival Dragon’s Egg, who was trailing Ghost Plasma by only two points after finishes of fourth, fourth, and first.

Ghost Plasma’s response to this challenge was to step it up a gear: after starting Race 4 from the center of the front row and challenging Wisp of Darkness for the lead, Ghost Plasma’s tactical racing style paid off at the second split, where they took the lead and raced off into the distance, holding the lead for the entire remainder of the race. “I’d had brief leads through the splits in the first two races, but I’d always been feeling the pressure from someone else,” stated Ghost Plasma in their post-race interview. “Seeing Tarantula get hung up on the rock behind me, I knew this time I had the breathing room I needed to hold on.”

Ghost Plasma wins their first Marble Rally race. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Ghost Plasma had a comfortable 17 point lead over Dragon’s Egg going into Race 5, but their rapid success had to come to an end sooner or later. After starting the next race strongly, some poor maneuvering through a slalom section sent Ghost Plasma plummeting to end the race in 15th – Ghost Plasma’s first finish of the season outside the top five. Championship rival Dragon’s Egg, meanwhile, came in third, cutting Ghost Plasma’s championship lead back down to just two points. Race 6, the elimination round, saw both championship rivals starting near the back of the grid, with neither finishing high enough to score points, but being safe from elimination at the top of the leaderboard meant neither was particularly fazed by the result.

During the summer break, Ghost Plasma attended the inaugural Marble League alongside Spirit and their friends. “It was an interesting experience, particularly compared to the individual tournaments I was used to. I’d never really been interested in the team side of things at the Ramen Bowl, but something about the Marble League clicked for me.” Ghost Plasma’s own success didn’t go unnoticed either: plenty of Marble League fans had also been following the Sand Marble Rally, and they ended up signing a lot of autographs. Spirit later remarked, “It all got a bit much for them, to be honest. At one point we were traveling around in disguise, just so Rally fans would let us enjoy the events in peace!”

Returning to the Marble Rally after the summer break, Ghost Plasma saw a return to form in the second half of the season, scoring back to back fifth-place finishes in Races 7 and 8, before claiming their fourth medal of the tournament, another silver, with a last-second lunge past Blue Smoke in Race 9. The second half of the season saw a third marble rise into the title fight alongside Ghost Plasma and Dragon’s Egg: Big Pearl, who had seen a rapid rise after placing second and first respectively in Races 7 and 8, and followed this up with consistent finishes to surpass Dragon’s Egg as the main challenger to Ghost Plasma’s dominance.

Despite Big Pearl’s rise, mid-pack finishes in Races 10 and 11 were enough for Ghost Plasma to keep hold of the championship lead, and heading into the final race only Big Pearl and Dragon’s Egg still had a chance to steal the title. “I don’t really know who I’d consider more dangerous,” the athlete remarked in their penultimate press conference of the season. “Obviously Big Pearl’s got the better odds, but I don’t know how they race under this kind of pressure. Dragon’s Egg might have a slimmer chance mathematically, but I’ve watched them beat the odds enough times not to count them out.”

With the final race looming, tensions were high on the practice courses. Despite their rivalry usually staying friendly, Ghost Plasma made a clear effort to stay away from Dragon’s Egg in the days before the final. “The tension really got to them,” Spirit remarked. “Ghost knew how prestigious this title was – took it too seriously, I thought.” When the day of the final came, Ghost Plasma’s only pre-race message was: “One of us is going to make history.”

All three championship contenders started on the back row of the grid. Ghost Plasma needed to finish in sixth place or higher, or ahead of both Big Pearl and Dragon’s Egg. None of the three got out to a particularly impressive start, but Ghost Plasma slotted into the midpack while the other two challengers fell to the back of the field. Things looked good for Ghost Plasma, and then:

“Big Pearl… has got a long ways to go, has to pick things up right now – Oh! And they stop! Right behind Dragon’s Egg! The second and third place runners in the championship appear to have come to a complete stop!”

Just like that, a collision with Starman had effectively sealed the championship. Big Pearl and Dragon’s Egg had been able to get going again, but neither had a hope of catching Ghost Plasma as the championship leader worked their way up the field to a respectable seventh place finish. Greg Woods even suggested that with the other contenders having stopped, Ghost Plasma could have stopped racing for an early ice cream break – “I was tempted!” the champion joked afterward.

Ghost Plasma wins the 2016 Marble Rally. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Ghost Plasma’s victory in the inaugural Marble Rally was the subject of vigorous celebration in Fantum. The athlete was considered a local hero throughout the tournament, and their return home was marked by a three-day festival. Ghost Plasma was also quickly inundated with sponsorship deals, partnership offers, guest appearances, and more – an aspect of racing they had little experience with. Overwhelmed, Ghost Plasma soon signed with a management team to help deal with their newfound fame, their one condition being to keep Spirit as their coach.

With their team’s help, Ghost Plasma quickly found themselves enjoying the attention they received. Their off-season was spent on numerous publicity events, and although they continued training regularly, their coach Spirit reportedly found Ghost Plasma unfocused. “Their sports science background worked wonders on their fitness, but it wasn’t a physical problem we were dealing with.”

The 2017 Marble Rally Qualifiers rolled around, but despite being the defending champion Ghost Plasma’s place was not guaranteed. After a poor start to their qualifier, Ghost Plasma was able to make late moves to qualify in third. However, the qualifiers were the first taste of a potential challenger – Red Number 3, a racing prodigy from Numerun famed for their victory in the 750-Foot sand rally. Ghost Plasma had first encountered them at the Giant Funnel Race, an exhibition event earlier that year.

Ghost Plasma’s championship defense got off to a slow start with a 13th place finish in Race 1, before taking a turn into terrible territory with a run of four consecutive DNFs, capped off with barely failing to score points in the sixth race of the season. It was a disaster for the defending champion, with Ghost Plasma’s only saving grace being that their terrible run was overshadowed by the fierce rivalry between Red Number 3 and Quicksilver at the top of the table. During the mid-season break, Ghost Plasma made few public appearances, even skipping the Marble League, and spent a lot of time training. However, with the news that Jelle Bakker was planning to expand the Marble League and their victory in the first Marble Rally, their management team had suggested expanding into a franchise. Although they weren’t completely sold on the idea, they agreed to give it a go.

Ghost Plasma’s one public appearance of the break was the Herbotamia in Bloom contest, won by a team from Fantum. Ghost Plasma visited the winners at a mine in nearby Ionise as their publicity commitment, where something caught the athlete’s eye about these florists. They were clearly strong and intelligent, and their victory in the contest and the races they held with each other during the tour demonstrated a competitive spirit that Ghost Plasma recognized from their youth. At the tour’s end, Ghost Plasma approached their management with a newfound spark – they’d found their Marble League team.

Team Plasma tending to their garden. (Photo Credit: Phoenix)

After convincing the miners to accept their offer, Ghost Plasma let their team handle most of the technicalities. The newly created Plasma Franchise was announced at that very festival, and Ghost Plasma personally picked a young analyst named Cell to oversee Team Plasma’s training, reasoning that the strategist could help direct their coaching efforts effectively. For the most part, though, Ghost Plasma focused on getting into gear for the second half of the 2017 Marble Rally.

After a couple more disappointing finishes, Ghost Plasma was able to turn things around with top-six finishes in Races 9 and 10, before claiming their only medal of the season in the next race, a bronze. However, a scoreless finish in Race 12 saw them enter the final in 19th – even with the double points on offer for the final, they had almost no hope of even making the top ten. In the final race, a disappointing 13th place finish saw them fall to dead last in the final standings – while their old rival Dragon’s Egg took home the championship.

Ghost Plasma narrowly takes the bronze medal in Race 11. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Thoroughly miserable and utterly ignored by the media that had once flocked around them, Ghost Plasma returned to Fantum for the off-season. “My management spent weeks analyzing where things went wrong in 2017 – starts, finishes, hours of debating the effect all the new obstacles had, the works. I didn’t want anything to do with it.” For the next two months, Ghost Plasma took a break from racing, instead choosing to spend more time with their family and friends in Fantum.

Ghost Plasma did take the time to visit the qualifiers for Marble League 2018, the debut of their new team. Watching from the sidelines, the newcomers had a terrible start to the qualifiers with Curling, finishing dead last after a loss to the Limers. The next round, the Snow Race, was where Ghost Plasma hoped their staff and facilities would give Team Plasma an edge – and it did. Despite the race ending in a now-infamous full set of DNFs due to weather conditions, Team Plasma’s Fearo performed brilliantly and was awarded first place, much to the delight of both the team and Ghost Plasma. Unfortunately, the Snow Race proved to be a fluke, and Team Plasma finished seventh and eighth in the final two events, failing to qualify.

Fearo wins the snow race after all the racers DNF. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

The failure of both the 2017 Rally and 2018 Marble League took a huge toll on Ghost Plasma. Training for the 2018 Qualifiers continued, and Ghost Plasma was able to secure a place in the upcoming tournament, but after discovering that their management team had done almost nothing to work on Team Plasma before their debut, a huge internal battle began to wreak havoc on their preparations for the season. Ghost Plasma, feeling ashamed of having let down Team Plasma once, refused to do so again, taking an active role in negotiating on the team’s behalf.

However, this distraction cost Ghost Plasma in the 2018 Marble Rally, and besides one silver medal in Race 5, the 2016 champion failed to finish any of the races higher than tenth, ending the season in 19th. Spirit reported that Ghost Plasma’s training had received just as much attention from management as previous years, but the athlete themself “just didn’t have their head in the game all season. They didn’t trust their management, they didn’t trust their training, they didn’t even trust themself.”

Ghost Plasma spent the rest of 2018 embroiled in the legal disputes surrounding Team Plasma’s retirement, which eventually came to a conclusion at the new year. With everything settled, Ghost Plasma returned to full-time training, only taking a break to attend the Marble League 2019. “Since they’d officially replaced Team Plasma, I had something of a soft spot for the Green Ducks,” they remarked. “I was really hoping they’d live up to the place I’d been able to free up, and holy roly did they impress.” Ghost Plasma came away from the Marble League invigorated. “The Green Ducks reminded me of my racing debut. Watching their phenomenal run inspired me to embrace my own underdog status.”

Ghost Plasma returned to training with a new drive, one that Spirit hadn’t seen since the 2016 Marble Rally. After their dismal 2018 season, Ghost Plasma competed in the wildcard qualification race, with only the top two finishers qualifying for the 2019 Marble Rally. Ghost Plasma cleared the field soundly to take the second spot behind Reflektor, only losing out by 0.03 seconds.

With only two weeks to go before the Marble Rally began, Ghost Plasma made a shocking announcement – after everything that had happened since 2017, they had split with their management. Spirit was the only member of their team that would stay. Media speculation abounded, with pundits and analysts predicting that such a late change would lead to another turbulent season for the former champ. Ghost Plasma’s response to these claims: “Just you wait.”

The first race was an immediate improvement over 2018, with Ghost Plasma overcoming a slow start to reach the top five, eventually ending the race in eighth. Building on this, Ghost Plasma’s trademark tactical racing shone, with a split path allowing them to make up a huge number of spots and eventually finish in fourth, narrowly missing the podium to Cobra. After a ninth place finish in Race 3, that same tactical brilliance led to another fourth place finish for Ghost Plasma, holding on to fifth place in the standings.

Races 5 and 6 were Ghost Plasma’s chance to prove they were back on top form. In the fifth round, Ghost Plasma had a slow start, but their intelligent racing worked expertly as they used the wide boulevards to pass several marbles at once, and their blocking game allowed them to defend their position to finish in fourth again. The following race, on the same course, Ghost Plasma made a strong start into third, holding off numerous attempts to pass, before using the same boulevards to slingshot around everybody to the lead. Their blocking game once again let them hold on to the spot, but Pollo Loco’s late charge allowed them, Dragon’s Egg and Comet to pass Ghost Plasma. After a lot of tense passes on the final stretch, Ghost Plasma was able to pass Comet and hold off Cobra to take home the bronze medal, their first of the season, and climb to second place in the overall standings.

With the championship coming to a close, Ghost Plasma was one of the top contenders for the title. In Race 7, their battle with Red Number 3 saw on-course representation as the two spent most of the early race back to back just outside the top five. Ghost Plasma finished the race in seventh, but championship leader Red Number 3 took fifth, holding the lead. With one race to go, only three marbles could still win the title: Superball, Ghost Plasma, or Red Number 3.

“Superball’s a brilliant racer, but their chances are really slim given Red’s lead,” claimed Ghost Plasma in their post-race conference. “Unless they pull off a miracle, we’re going to see a repeat champion here. I’m confident it can be me. This season might have proved I’m not just a ghost of my former self, but I’m not just going to settle for that when I can go all in.” 

However, Ghost Plasma’s remarkable consistency had to end at some point. After a poor start, Ghost Plasma made almost no impact on the final, barely finishing in the points in 14th. Red Number 3, meanwhile, had a decent eighth place finish, enough to secure the championship while Ghost Plasma had to settle for second, one point ahead of the third-placed Superball.

“I’m a little disappointed, of course, but I’m still incredibly happy to be back where I was three years ago. I’m at the top of my game again, I’m back on the final podium, and it feels good to be home.”

Ghost Plasma returns to the final season podium in 2019. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

2020 saw an extended off-season for the Marble Rally competitors, during which Ghost Plasma visited Helarve with their cousin, the original Ghost Marble, to attend the Midnight Melee tournament, where the newly reformed Team Plasma were competing. Despite attempting to remain incognito, they were fairly quickly noticed by the Midnight Wisps and invited to appear as a special guest during the tournament. The pair accepted and ended up opening the third night of the tournament with a one-on-one demonstration of the Nature Run course. After the evening’s events, the athlete got a chance to hang out with Team Plasma, ruminating on how both the team and the racer were much better off outside the confines of the Plasma franchise.

Much to Ghost Plasma’s delight, Team Plasma ended up finishing second in the Midnight Melee, behind the hosts. “That was probably my proudest moment with the team since I met them,” they said in an interview. “With all the drama and difficulties surrounding the team, and their quick retirement, I felt like I’d failed them. Seeing them come back from the dead like this has really shown me just how much one marble’s decisions can make a difference. I made that choice to do right by them after 2018, and I only now see how much that’s done for those marbles – and for myself.”

Final standings for the Midnight Melee. (Design Credit: Laurent Rollon)

Poor weather conditions meant that the start to Marble Rally Season 5 was delayed, now running across the new year on either side of Marbula One Season 2. Despite the bad weather, the season got underway with Ghost Plasma as one of the favorites. The season got off to a crazy start, as the bad weather led to seven DNFs in the first race alone – notably paralleling the start of the previous season. The similarities continued as Crazy Cat’s Eye, who won the 2019 opener, took the gold in front of Cool Moody and Marbly McMarbleface, while Ghost Plasma hung around the midpack all race to finish ninth.

The second race, in equally awful weather, saw Ghost Plasma start off strongly before fighting up to second through a slalom, breaking away from the pack with Cool Moody, Ducktape, and Superball. After Ducktape disposed of Cool Moody, they and Ghost Plasma battled down the final straight while both gaining on Superball, with Ghost Plasma’s blocking game finally yielding to Ducktape seconds before the finish. Ghost Plasma settled for the bronze medal, which moved them up to third in the standings.

In Race 3, Ghost Plasma made the most of their starting position to leap out to an early lead, but this classic Ghost Plasma move gave way to the classic Ghost Plasma rivalry – Dragon’s Egg, who soon passed for the lead along with Quicksilver. Ghost Plasma fought back up to second but lost out to Quicksilver again at the shuffleboard. The two traded places several times while Dragon’s Egg stretched off into the distance, with Ghost Plasma eventually solidifying second place, until:

“Dragon’s Egg will win it, big gap to Ghost Plasma who stalls at the line!”

Ghost Plasma stops before the finish line in Race 3. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

A helpful nudge from Cool Moody allowed Ghost Plasma to cross the line in third, claiming another bronze medal, but the racer was later seen ranting about the terrible weather conditions. Ghost Plasma did issue a statement thanking Cool Moody for helping them but made no complaints about the track quality.

Race 4, on the same course, saw a slower start for Ghost Plasma, but their tactical skill returned once again at the shuffleboard, where Ghost Plasma made up several spots to enter the top five. Staying near the top for the whole of the chaotic race, Ghost Plasma was able to launch onto the final stretch with just the right line to drift past Marbly McMarblyface and Nemo to take home a third consecutive bronze medal – taking second overall and equalling the record for consecutive podium finishes.

Ghost Plasma was determined to break that record with another podium – something many commentators thought impossible. The Kobalts’ captain Azure, who was in attendance and had been making friendly wagers on the outcomes of the first few races, claimed there was “no way” Ghost Plasma would podium a fourth time in a row.

With good weather at last, Race 5 got underway, with Ghost Plasma starting from P20. Ghost Plasma quickly worked their way up to sixth before falling back, but was able to use a split path to move up to the top five and battled past Summer Sky to take third. With sights set on Lollipop and Red Number 3 by the end of the sector, Ghost Plasma dived in front of Lollipop on a turn to take second – only to overshoot the move and crash straight over the side from second place.

It was a disaster that did not go unnoticed by the race organizers, but Ghost Plasma talked it off as them “getting cocky” when they saw an opening they should have left. Ghost Plasma only dropped one place in the standings, and the season moved on to Race 6 with Ghost Plasma starting from pole.

A reasonable start saw Ghost Plasma notch into a comfortable sixth place while the leaders battled up ahead, but Ghost Plasma’s tactical mind noticed something important – the leaders’ fighting was putting them on course for a much slower path at the upcoming split. Of the top six only Ghost Plasma and Nemo took the top line at the junction, which let the pair speed off into first and second. “After that quick battle with Nemo, it was all over,” a jubilant Ghost Plasma explained in a post-race interview. “I was right back in my 2016 rhythm, racing off to the lead and never looking back.”

Ghost Plasma on the podium for Race 6. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Ghost Plasma’s gold medal was their first since 2016, and a huge moment for the inaugural champion. The win also bumped Ghost Plasma up to the top of the standings for the first time since their championship – and they were determined to stay there.

After the winter break, the Marble Rally returned with a twist – snow races. Almost none of the marbles had any experience on ice, but they were more than happy to give it a go. In Race 7, with momentum behind them, Ghost Plasma got out to a solid start on the ice, entering a prolonged battle with a resurgent Red Number 3. The defending champion went on to win the race, while Ghost Plasma’s icy inexperience caused them to fall back to fifth place. This was enough to hold on to the top spot and widen their lead, but Race 8 saw Ghost Plasma mired in the pack while championship rival Cool Moody took third, narrowing the gap once again.

Ghost Plasma battles with Red Number 3 in the first race on snow. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Race 5 notwithstanding, Ghost Plasma had had an incredibly consistent season, but as always that couldn’t last, and Races 9 and 10 saw Ghost Plasma collect just one point between them, barely holding onto the championship lead by one and two points over Superball and Cool Moody respectively. Race 11 was a welcome return to form, with Ghost Plasma taking a solid fourth place over Superball, but a silver medal saw Cool Moody take over the standings – the first time in history Ghost Plasma had lost a championship lead. It was still only a three-point difference, however, and with the final race looming the championship was anyone’s game.

While defending champion Red Number 3 still had an outside chance, the real battle was between the top five: Slimer, Ducktape, Superball, Ghost Plasma, and Cool Moody, all within 11 points of the top. With all five of them starting on the back row, the final was delayed by a hailstorm that damaged the track, but quick repairs were made and soon enough, the race was on.

A chaotic start saw Slimer, Ducktape and Cool Moody fall towards the back of the field, while Ghost Plasma notched into the midpack and Superball shot out to the lead. Ghost Plasma quickly recovered to sixth place while Superball fought for the top spot with Pollo Loco and Cool Moody worked their way into the top ten. At the start of sector 2, Ghost Plasma weaved their way into third, while Superball fended off Pollo Loco. As things stood, Superball would win the championship, with Ghost Plasma in second.

A battle with Marbly McMarbleface saw Ghost Plasma fall to fourth while Superball stretched the lead. The hailstorm damage was making things difficult for all the competitors, but it appeared the top three had already been decided.

On a braided path ahead, hailstorm damage had blunted one of the dividers. The top three dodged past it, as did the climbing Dragon’s Egg. Ghost Plasma, darting away from a battle with Lollipop, hit the damaged section and stopped.

Ghost Plasma crashes out of the S5 final. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Just like that, it was over. The damaged course spelled the end of Ghost Plasma’s title run. While Superball went on to win the race and the championship, Cool Moody took home the second podium spot, and with a seventh place finish, Slimer stole the third step from Ghost Plasma by a single point. Ghost Plasma was soon seen venting their frustrations on social media, but was quick to clarify that their ire was aimed only at the damaged course, with no intention to detract from Superball’s victory. “I wasn’t in any position to take the title when I stopped. It’s just incredibly frustrating that something that I couldn’t prevent cost me both the other steps on the podium.”

Ghost Plasma’s Twitter post regarding the final. (Photo Credit: GhostDM)

Although they lost the championship, Ghost Plasma’s impressive run had certainly proved that the inaugural champion was back in business. “Despite how it ended, I’d definitely say that was my best performance since 2016,” Ghost Plasma stated in an interview with Marbles Today. “With how much I’ve overcome since then, I couldn’t be prouder of where I am now. I may not have broken any medal records or taken home another trophy, but this redemption season has shown me that I still have what really counts: my fighting spirit.”

Ghost Plasma was quick to return to training, in particular trying to improve their ability to handle trickier racing conditions. Despite their public face being one of calm acceptance of their loss, the intensity of their training regimen and the number of public appearances they turned down over the next few months told a different story, and Ghost Plasma’s refusal to comment in detail on the reasoning behind their intense training only fuelled speculation. Ghost Plasma did, however, take a break to attend the 2021 Marble League with Team Plasma, and as news of Marble Rally Season 6 being delayed began circulating, the racer began relaxing their training regimen and gradually returned to public life. Coach Spirit, in an interview with the Let It Roll podcast, claimed that “Ghost took their loss a lot harder than they were prepared to admit, even to themself. Frankly, a longer break will probably do their mental state some good, and we can get back to the top level when next season finally rolls around.”

As delays to Marble Rally season 6 piled up, Ghost Plasma filled their free time guest writing for sports news outlets and appearing as a pundit throughout 2022, though with rumors of Team Plasma’s potential return to the Marble League spreading in the run-up to the tournament Ghost Plasma was notoriously tight-lipped on the subject. The racer had spent more time with the team since the Midnight Melee, including interviewing Fearo and Ecto for an article in the Fantum Bugle, and after the official announcement that Team Plasma would be joining the Marble League Showdown that year Ghost Plasma was quick to congratulate them, claiming the return was “a long time coming and thoroughly earned” and going on to refute much of the criticism thrown at the team’s selection by news outlets after their press conference. Two weeks later, the fan website TV Plasma announced Ghost Plasma’s appearance as their correspondent for the 2022 Marble League.

Ghost Plasma spent much of the main tournament watching alongside Team Plasma’s fans, as well as enjoying the sights of Bermenghank. Ghost Plasma had never been shy about their fondness for the Green Ducks, supporting them in the main league and interviewing Ducky and Quacky on TV Plasma about their hosting experience. When the Showdown came around, however, Ghost Plasma’s tone quickly turned serious and professional – for the three minutes it took for Team Plasma to open their return with a record-breaking gold medal in Swing Wave.

Ghost Plasma reporting on the Marble League for TV Plasma. (Design Credit: GhostDM, Piney)

Throughout Team Plasma’s outstanding title run, Ghost Plasma interviewed the team’s fans, staff and athletes, even coaxing a written interview out of the notoriously shy Ghosto. Speaking with Marbles Today after the tournament, Ghost Plasma said, “After reconciling with Team Plasma at the Midnight Melee, I’m incredibly pleased to have spent their return season supporting them properly. Heck, Spirit and I even got brought in to coach Fearo directly for the Sand Rally – that never even got discussed back in the franchise days!”

Amid all the excitement of Team Plasma’s triumphant return to the Marble League, there was even more news for Ghost Plasma – the Marble Rally was finally returning for Season 6 in early 2023. Throughout the Marble League Ghost Plasma had been training steadily but little, but once their work as a pundit finished the athlete was back on the training slopes full time. Spirit did make sure to keep the intensity of the training lower than it had been after the previous season ended, however, and Ghost Plasma continued spending time in the public eye alongside their focused training regimen.

Despite slipping off the podium last-minute, fourth place was still enough for Ghost Plasma to auto-qualify for Season 6, and instead compete in a friendly round against Superball, Cool Moody and Slimer at the qualifying tournament, where Ghost Plasma finished second behind the defending champion. The day’s qualifying rounds had been brutal with the A League roster reduced to 16 racers, and after Dragon’s Egg, Summer Sky and Comet failed to qualify, Ghost Plasma and Slimer were left as the only two marbles with a perfect attendance record since the Marble Rally’s inception. Commenting after the day’s races, Ghost Plasma said “It had to happen eventually, but I’m shocked that our little perfect attendance gang got gutted quite so fast. Dragon’s Egg losing out in particular was a shock, both with them being a former champion and a long-time close competitor of mine, but sometimes that’s just the way it goes.”

The first race of the season was a strong start for Ghost Plasma. Getting out of the gate into the rear end of the leading pack of marbles, as the field stratified out Ghost Plasma was able to make several quick moves to reach second place and spent most of the race battling for the lead against Wisp of Darkness, with first place going back and forth between the two several times and Ghost Plasma’s recent rival Superball briefly getting a look in before the two broke away once more. However, also on the rise was Marble Rally rookie Amethyst, who took advantage of the battle between the leaders taking them onto a slower line at a split and made a difficult swerve onto the faster path, coming out in front. Though Ghost Plasma was able to bank momentum and close up on the rookie, Amethyst’s blocking game was enough to hold off the former champion and win the first race of the season, with Ghost Plasma finishing under a tenth of a second behind for the silver medal.

Amethyst narrowly beats Ghost Plasma to the line in Race 1. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“I’ve got to hand it to Amethyst, they beat me at my own game today,” said Ghost Plasma in a post-race interview. “A risky move to take a faster line and steal the lead is exactly the kind of play I’d make, and then at the end Amethyst knew exactly where to be to stop the speed boost being an effective strategy for me. If that’s the kind of racing they’re going for, then they’re going to go far, just you wait.”

The second race was a disappointing follow-up to that strong opening, as Ghost Plasma was mired at the back of the pack and soon crashed out of the race, claiming to have slipped up while plotting out potential overtakes. Ghost Plasma dropped to 8th place, 11 points behind race winner and new championship leader Silver Bolt, but was quick to remind commenters that it was still early days in the season. One DNF would hardly be enough to end a ten-race title run, after all.

The third race was where Ghost Plasma’s racing experience once again started to pay dividends. After starting in P1 and settling into third place after the first few turns, Ghost Plasma briefly fell back to fifth before their trademark course knowledge came into play. The entire leading pack took the faster line through the first split, but Ghost Plasma was able to use the final turn of the split path to slingshot around the battling Amethyst, Crazy Cat’s Eye and Slimer, straight into a fight for the lead with Ducktape. Ghost Plasma was able to sneak past the leader right before a speed boost, giving them the perfect momentum to hold first place all the way to the finish.

The win rocketed Ghost Plasma back up into second, though with a bronze medal Silver Bolt was able to hold on to the championship lead. In an interview with TV Plasma’s new correspondent, Neon, they stated, “At this point I’ve been doing this long enough not to get flustered by DNFs, and I hope this proves it. I’ve always prided myself on strong openings to tournaments, and with a pair of top two placements I’d say this one isn’t any different.” Little did they realize at the time, “different” was exactly what the first half of their season was about to become.

Ghost Plasma atop the podium for Race 3. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Having taken pole position in the previous race, Ghost Plasma started from P16 in the fourth round. Coach Spirit had been heard behind the scenes discussing how the wide track through the first few turns made for an excellent equalizer, and as the race began Ghost Plasma was quick to prove their coach right.

“A nice jump out by Reflektor…that’s a big lead, and look at who’s already up into second spot, that’s Ghost Plasma, trying to do the double!”

As Ghost Plasma and Reflektor moved ahead of the rest of the pack, the potential milestone began making waves among fans. Back-to-back race wins had never been achieved before in the Marble Rally A-League over 5 seasons, yet as the pair sped on it seemed the only marble able to keep it that way was Reflektor – and Ghost Plasma soon managed to slip past them.

Unlike Ghost Plasma’s previous wins, however, they weren’t able to extend their lead off into the distance, and Reflektor stayed on their tail, even retaking the lead through the split and managing to hold it for a while. However, as marbles crashed out behind them, Ghost Plasma juked their way back into the lead through the third-to-last turn, holding the top spot to the finish line and winning the first ever back-to-back gold medal in Marble Rally history.

Ghost Plasma overtakes Reflektor to take the lead in Race 4. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

“It only really set in as Reflektor overtook me, and that gave me the drive I needed to pull it off,” Ghost Plasma told the post-race interviewer. “Back to back is an amazing achievement, and I’m so proud to be the one to manage it first.”

But the former champion wasn’t done yet. Once again starting from the back of the starting grid, Race 5 saw Ghost Plasma quickly join a competitive front pack before battling Crazy Cat’s Eye and long-time rival Red Number 3 for the lead and eventually slaloming into the top spot for the third race in a row. Despite a spirited charge from Crazy Cat’s Eye reclaiming the lead briefly, some trademark expert line choice saw Ghost Plasma right back in front where their blocking skills held the challenger off to the end – Ghost Plasma had landed a hat trick.

Appearing together on Good Morning Nijellen two days later, Ghost Plasma and Spirit were still a little in shock. “We thought the back-to-back was impossible,” claimed Spirit, “and yet here we are, the shattered remnants of that milestone spread out behind us, like…”

“Like the party decorations from last week that we still haven’t put away yet?” Ghost Plasma replied.

Ghost Plasma wins their third race in a row. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Their last two wins had rocketed Ghost Plasma to a 15 point lead over Silver Bolt, and a fourth place finish in Race 6 extended it to beyond what all but perennial rival Superball could surpass in a single race. Ghost Plasma seemed untouchable in such incredible form, with a 7th place in race 7 being their lowest result outside their race 2 DNF, but fans and racers alike were brought back to earth after Ghost Plasma once again crashed out of the eighth round.

Even then, the championship leader seemed unfazed. “With this kind of lead, one DNF isn’t enough to be a concern. Maybe I have been getting a little too relaxed at the top, but I’ve never been one to turn down a good chase, and I’m certainly more than capable of staying out front.” they claimed in interviews after the race, and it seemed true – while consistent challenger Superball had closed the gap to within 10 points, the rest of the field were still a long way behind. Half of the field were eliminated from title contention, and even rookie sensation Amethyst in fifth was more than 20 points back from Ghost Plasma. Confidence in the veteran’s camp was still high.

And then in race 9, Ghost Plasma DNFed for a third time.

Not only that, but Superball’s eighth place finish was enough to steal the championship lead from Ghost Plasma, and silver and bronze medals for Ducktape and Slimer had turned Ghost Plasma’s seemingly unassailable lead into a tight four-way battle for the championship going into the final round, with outside chances for Amethyst and Crazy Cat’s Eye. Flashbacks to the previous season were on everyone’s mind, and for the first time since taking the lead in race 4, Ghost Plasma seemed worried.

Even when confronted by the press Ghost Plasma gave no interviews over the following week, instead training nearly non-stop for the final race of the season. When the day came, both they and Superball started on the front row, with Slimer and Ducktape on the back row.

Out of the gate, the championship leader almost immediately crashed into a branch on the side of the track, leaving the door wide open for the other three contenders. Ghost Plasma soon settled into 8th place, ahead of Ducktape and only a few spots behind Slimer. With the pair tied on points, Ghost Plasma needed to finish ahead of Slimer to take the title, while still holding off Ducktape.

As the race reached the halfway point, with Ducktape mired in the back of the pack, Ghost Plasma caught up to Slimer and juked ahead. If they could stay ahead, they would win the championship. Blocking Slimer’s attempts to pass through the next couple of turns, Ghost Plasma rounded a sharp turn fast. Too fast.

Ghost Plasma crashes out of the final race after overtaking Slimer. (Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs)

A third consecutive DNF cost Ghost Plasma what could have been their second championship. Slimer, working their way up to third place in the final, took home the title, while Ducktape was able to recover to eighth and jump both Superball and Ghost Plasma for second place. For the second year in a row, Ghost Plasma had gone from holding a strong lead to crashing out in the final and finishing in fourth.

“I don’t even have the words,” Ghost Plasma told the post-race interviewers, clearly on the verge of tears but maintaining their professional facade in front of the cameras. “Last year I had the fairly shaky excuse of storm damage on the course, and I wasn’t even in contention when I crashed. But I was running the numbers in my head, and if I’d just held on to where I was and stayed ahead of Slimer, I would finally have done it. 2017, 2018, all that would have been just dust in the wind. But I let that all in, at just the wrong moment. You don’t get the luxury of losing concentration in a fight like that.”

Ghost Plasma gave no more interviews in the aftermath of the final, appearing only at the podium ceremony to congratulate the championship winners and reportedly leaving the racers’ end-of-season party early. It was a couple of weeks before they returned to the public eye, but when they did it felt like the heartbreak had never happened and Ghost Plasma was as cheerful and outgoing as ever. Eventually, appearing on a talk show alongside Slimer and Cool Moody, they were persuaded to open up about how they’d processed the loss.

“Well, it helped that fourth place is still enough to autoqualify for next season,” Ghost Plasma laughed as Slimer posed the question. “No, but really, it was tough. You deserved that title for sure, but I couldn’t help but feel like I’d let myself down, but also my coach, my fans, and everyone else who’s built me back up over the last few years since dissolving the franchise. It felt like they deserved the win, and I let them down. I didn’t even get out of bed for a few days.”

“So what changed?” asked Cool Moody.

Ghost Plasma smiled, pulling a small card out of their pocket. “I woke up to see this pinned to the back of my door.”

The card that Ghost Plasma received. (Art Credit: Momoikkai)

As Slimer looked over the card, they seemed surprised. “Ghosto gave you this? I’ve never even seen them say more than two words at a time, even to you.”

“I know,” Ghost Plasma replied, “they’ve always been like that. I put it down to them being intimidated at first, but as I got to know the team better I realized it’s just one of those things. But it made me realize that, no matter how much you might screw up, or how many times you don’t stick the landing, so long as you’re out there fighting you’re an inspiration to someone. And if I could make Ghosto come out of their shell enough to give me that, even after flaming out that hard, then just imagine what I can do by coming back to try again.”

Credits

  • Writer: GhostDM
  • Copyeditors/Editors: Fouc, Millim, Smacg13, Stynth
  • Artists: Momoikkai, Toffeeshop
  • Graphic Designers: Laurent Rollon, GhostDM, Piney (Marble Maker Picrew), Tim Ritz
  • Photographer: Phoenix
  • Photo Credits: Jelle’s Marble Runs
  • Release: 03/07/2024

MRS7 Memo #1: Black and White and Green With Envy

Sit still. Blink sand out of your eyes. Sit still. Blink away sand. More sand. Sit still. And repeat…

Across the track, on the other side of the bankings, was Superball. On Ghost Plasma’s behest, Dragon’s Egg had spent the past fifteen minutes watching them together, unnoticed, from behind one of the emptied-out fan stands. It had not been a fruitful endeavor. Superball was an interesting racer; less so an interesting individual. Dragon’s Egg could only watch them roll back and forth calmly with headphones on for so long before it all felt futile. 

“Nothing’s happening, Ghost. Why are we here?” they asked pointedly. 

Confidence not similarly knocked, Ghost Plasma responded with a more obstinate smile. “I thought they were floundering in the friendly race, but now that it actually matters, they’re on the podium. What gives? That’s what I want to know.” 

“Maybe they were conserving energy.” 

Ghost Plasma pouted. “And I wasn’t?” 

“Nevermind,” Dragon’s Egg sighed. The obvious answer was no, but their calamitous drop following the failed scuffle for third had clearly wounded Ghost’s pride, and it wasn’t worth saying anything to rub the salt in further. “Still, I think -” 

“Look, Dragon, over there – over there!” exclaimed Ghost Plasma, nudging and beckoning with such urgency that Dragon’s Egg forgot to object. It was Cool Moody, kicking up clouds of sand behind them as they descended not the track but the banking slope. Ghost Plasma’s face lit up as Moody came to a stop by Superball’s side, and Superball removed their headphones in acknowledgement. “Let’s listen in.” 

“Fine. But this is still stupid,” Dragon’s Egg replied, sounding more alert but no more enthusiastic. 

For a moment both pairs were silent, until Cool Moody broke the ice with a terse “Congrats,” tone jarringly far from their usual warmth. “For the medal.” 

Superball smiled, but that too was dispirited. “To you too.” 

“Nothing worth your congratulations. If I’m not qualified, this entire season is a write-off.” 

“That seems… unfair,” concluded Superball. “But I won’t say it if you don’t want me to.” 

Cool Moody recoiled. “I’m not asking you to spare my feelings. I only came here to ask you something, anyway.” 

“What’s that?” 

“You gonna win the season?” 

Superball thought on it quietly. “I don’t know. How could I know?” 

“Because you’re Superball.” 

Superball furrowed their brow, confused. “I still don’t get it.” 

“Forget it, then. But you should know that for everyone else, this—” they gestured to the bronze medal Superball still wore “—is a declaration of war.” 

Superball took a breath. “…I’ll keep that in mind?” 

Though it was clear their message had not been conveyed, Cool Moody departed wordlessly on that awkward note. Still huddled behind the stands, Dragon’s Egg leant close to Ghost Plasma and finally broke the unbearable silence. 

“…Could you hear anything they were saying?” 

“…No. I was hoping you could,” Ghost Plasma replied, biting back brimming frustration and despair. “Crap! Maybe this was stupid.” 

“Good to see we’re finally on the same page,” Dragon’s Egg laughed. “Now let’s go and get dinner. I’m starving, and it’s on you.”

Green Turtle overtakes Cool Moody during a crucial split in Race 1 of the S7 Showdown. (Photo Credit: JMR)

“It said here that it would be a very “Green Day” in this letter, so why was I invited?” Blue Moon pondered to themselves as they read again the invitation Grasshopper themselves gave them. “To the very green day of the underdogs, meet me at my room,” it said with Grasshopper’s signature. They shook off the meaning of ‘green’ and returned to the Athlete’s Village, but not to their room – to Grasshopper’s instead.

After three knocks on the door, Blue Moon was greeted with another green marble, fittingly, Green Turtle. With greetings exchanged, Blue Moon was greeted with decor of green, blue, and yellow, fitting with a waft of the scent of dumplings.

“What is this all about, is it a sort of special day?” Blue Moon asked Grasshopper, who was eagerly waiting for Blue Moon’s arrival. “My greatest gratitudes for you coming here, we shall celebrate our victories as the underdogs,” Grasshopper smiled as they carried a tray of dumplings.

“I thought it was what you call Momo Day?” Blue Moon also asked, in a more joking fashion, although Grasshopper would respond with a nod, without any sense of irony.

“I see that you’re a fan of Momo, given the decorations being their colors, aside from ours,” Green Turtle said, noticing the shared colors of the trio in the room. 

Grasshopper nodded. “I personally congratulated them for their achievements during a visit to Om. They shared the philosophies of their strength and resilience, and I’ve learned a lot from them ever since. Isn’t it a nice change of pace to see underdogs win something, if even for a while?” 

“It really is,” Blue Moon chuckled, “Say, what did you learn from them?”

“Oh, the many things you can find out about how they train, a lot of things really stem from even the mundane life, from eating, to cleaning, to even a simple stroll…” 

“I guess we are gonna stay here for a while, huh?” Blue Moon said to Green Turtle, as Grasshopper continued to chirp about how they train.

Grasshopper, Blue Moon, and Superball on the podium for Race 1. (Photo Credit: JMR)

Credits

Who’s Tearing Up the Sand in 2024?

The story goes that Jelle Bakker, founder of Jelle’s Marble Runs, had the idea for the Marble Rally at the age of four. They vacationed in Numerun, a city that might be as old as marble civilization. In the middle of the city was a hill built from brick and sand: La Colina Umerun, where centuries ago in antiquity marble racing first took place.

With a sand shovel gifted to them on their birthday, a young Jelle sculpted their first sand rallies at Doornse Gat. Jelle grew into a professional marble run maker, but they remained determined that rally racing’s peak would not be in its past. Jelle would organize a Marble Rally championship for racers across Marblearth: those who, whether determined or daft, crash the sand for a taste of glory.

The Marble Rally, ever since its first season in summer 2016, has been a tournament with few rules and few gimmicks. Some off-season invitationals were what earned Jelle millions of views and media exposure: for example, Comet’s victory in 2016’s 500-Foot Race. Is it a surprise that for many, their gateway to Jelle’s Marble Runs is a rally race? In these videos, the racing stays hard and the winners stay unpredictable.

In Season 7 of the Marble Rally, 20 racers will compete over tracks both made of sand and built over other terrains. After a week of qualifier races at Doornse Gat, sixteen racers out of 28 join last season’s top four for some hard-hitting races ahead. The reward? A chance to win the championship of their dreams – and for some competing for eight years and running, that chance cannot come quickly enough!

As they look to tear up the sand in 2024, we start off with the racers’ stories: the long-time winners, fan favorites and surprise contenders. 

Slimer

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: SLI
Place of Origin: Lemono
Notable Results: Champion, Season 6; 3rd, 2017/Season 5
Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: Black Raspberry

A marble from humble beginnings, Slimer has always preferred to operate in the shadows of their fellow superstars. That said, their illustrious career is filled with placements at the top of the standings. A 4th place in the inaugural season was followed by an overall podium in 2017. By this point, the slippery Rallyist was known for shooting up the standings towards the tail end of seasons — and demonstrated this again in Season 5 after finishing 3rd with top ten finishes in the final six races.

With a wealth of experience from near misses, Slimer captured the Marble Rally Season 6 championship through an exceptionally consistent, zero-DNF campaign. The Lemono local had never considered themselves the fastest racer on raw pace. Their decision-making, racing IQ and overall consistency were the skills others saw in Slimer from their early days — skills that they refined during their time at the Sotsevsa Academy for Marble Rallying. Slimer had the distinction of being the only marble to finish every race in Season 6 of the Rally, winning the title in a consistent, on-brand fashion. 

Nowadays, when they’re not training for races, Slimer is at the forefront of leading initiatives to allow underprivileged marbles to race and compete in smaller leagues. “I once never entertained the possibility of becoming a racer, let alone a champion. I want every one of you to know that you’re capable of racing too. This season, I hope to continue inspiring you all — both on and off the sand.”

Ducktape

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: DUC
Place of Origin: Tapai
Notable Results: Runner-up, Season 6
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Ube

Known more for their unusual purple colouration and distinctive tape-like uniform pattern than for a history of Marble Rally success, 2018 Rally inductee Ducktape spent the last two seasons surpassing expectations by following a fifth-place finish in Season 5 with a surprise first-time podium placement in Season 6. Not just that, but they were able to sit a single spot below Slimer, the subject of Ducktape’s years-long admiration. Now expectations for Ducktape’s performance have risen, and speculation abounds as to whether the newly-successful athlete might be able to secure an overall championship in Season 7. 

All of the recent hubbub hasn’t knocked Ducktape’s cheerful spirit. Speaking from their crowded laboratory tucked away in the hills of Tapai, they seemed more interested in discussing their recent engineering work than their athletic prospects. “I mean, I’ll win if I get the most points, right? So if that happens, that happens. But what I’m actually hoping for is that we get some rain between races – I’ve been working on an umbrella that opens automatically when it gets wet, and it’s incredibly fun.” 

Superball

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: SUP
Place of Origin: Supozi
Notable Results: Champion, 2020; 3rd, 2018/2019/Season 6
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Peaches and Cream

Despite having debuted two years after the Rally’s inaugural season, Superball has become perhaps the strongest candidate for the greatest Rallyist of all time. Having never gone a season without snatching a spot on the overall podium, none dare to question their reputation for consistency and speed on the sand. They’ve also cultivated a huge fanbase amongst younger fans of the Rally, with many a young marble dreaming of one day being just like Superball. 

An impressive streak of unimpeachable performances invites the burden of high expectations. Having lost their shot at a back-to-back championship in Season 6 thanks to a final-race DNF, all eyes will be on the notoriously introverted Supozi native as they stand on the precipice of a season that could make or break their claim to being the most accomplished marble athlete of all time. 

Despite the pressure, in pre-season interviews conducted near their Sotsevsan holiday home, Superball seemed entirely at peace with their Season 7 prospects. “I used to race to win, but right now, I race to race. My mind is clear, I’ve trained as best as I can, and I know where I’m going, so while I can’t promise anything in particular, I can promise you this – you’ll get to see me giving it my all on the sand.” 

Ghost Plasma

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: GHO
Place of Origin: Fantum
Notable Results: Champion, 2016; 2nd, 2019; 4th, Season 5/Season 6
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: White Chocolate

One of only two marbles to appear in every season of the Marble Rally, Ghost Plasma is notorious as the ultimate “feast-or-famine” racer. Despite numerous accolades, including victory in the first ever season of the Marble Rally and being the only marble to win back-to-back A-League races, Ghost Plasma’s failures have been just as dramatic: following up their championship by finishing dead last in 2017; their ill-fated attempt to launch a franchise with Team Plasma in 2018; and their consistent bad luck with DNFs, holding the record for the most crashes in the league and choking away both the Season 5 and Season 6 titles after failing to finish the final race.

Nonetheless, since splitting with their management in 2019 and reconciling with their now-unaffiliated Marble League team, Ghost Plasma has seen a monumental return to the ranks of the Marble Rally’s greatest. Speaking to Project Marblearth interviewers, Ghost Plasma was confident that this will last: “If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my career, it’s how to come back from defeat. A lot of marbles look up to me for that, even some of the younger Rally racers. But where’s the fun in having marbles look up to you if you can’t occasionally remind them why out on the track?”

Phoenix

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: PHX
Place of Origin: Spiceno
Notable Results: Runner-up, 2018
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Strawberry Cheesecake

Originating from Herbotamia’s town of pepper and spicy flavors, Phoenix was once a hot talking point after a very strong debut season, achieving a runner-up finish overall in Marble Rally 2018. But their world turned upside down soon after, as Phoenix’s name was caught in the controversy surrounding Red Number 3, followed by a dismal 2019 season, with a 19th place and relegation to a Showdown that eventually didn’t happen.

Despite being “missing” from the main show over the last four years, Phoenix has never given up on their Marble Rally dreams. From being among the first to take part in a JMR-sanctioned sand race, to helping establish a regional series – the Herbotamia Rally – as a competitor, they have continued working hard to improve themselves, counting on a strong bond with their friends from former Hubelino squad Team Phoenix, who currently run their own gym.

The long-standing effort has shown its results at the qualifiers, as Phoenix brought a strong pace to gap the field early and set the quickest time overall, completing the course in 1:45.48. With this performance, Phoenix and their team believe they have what it takes to put old ghosts behind, rise from the ashes and ignite a return to top form, in a statement for their online followers: “We’re here, we showed what we’re capable of and we’re in. Our sights are set forwards, as we look to keep making progress this year.”

White Widow

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: WWD
Place of Origin: Latrovia
Notable Results: 3rd, 2018 B-League
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cherry

That is nearly twenty-nine hundred days ago – it’s been a long time

So said Greg Woods prior to Group C’s descent down the sandhills for the Season Seven qualifiers, referencing the vast gulf between now and White Widow’s last appearance in a main-league Marble Rally race. Superstitious types might ascribe White Widow’s qualification to a jinx breaking the curse- the more pragmatic may see it as Greg stoking a fire underneath White Widow that motivated them to overcome the odds and prove themself. Regardless of the explanation you accept, White Widow’s shock qualification comes as a breath of fresh air to an athlete frequently tipped for retirement and their resolute fans. 

Eagle-eyed- or eight-eyed- fans might recognize White Widow not just from the Rally but from their appearances in recent CMM nature documentary Wild Brillaloom. A respected arachnologist in their day-to-day life, White Widow was actually being filmed studying the spiders of the jungle region when the dates of the new season were announced. 

“I’m thankful we didn’t have to cut the production short, though I had to return to Latrovia to train earlier than I planned,” said an out-of-breath White Widow after their S7 qualification was confirmed. “A lot of marbles have asked me why I don’t just stick to my day job, and sometimes I ask that of myself too. But nobody gets this excited about spiders.. well, maybe except me,” they added, gesturing fondly to fans celebrating wildly on the banks of the sand track. 

Grasshopper

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: GRA
Place of Origin: Caelifernia
Notable Results: 10th, 2018
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Matcha

Grasshopper might officially be from Caelifernia, but good luck finding them there. While the exact details are shrouded in mist, this chirpy rallyist is known to spend much of their time in or around the Mt. Huaze region, being one of the few outsiders to remain there on a semi-permanent basis. At the Dim Insect monastery they learned the principles of racing and marble athletics in general from a wise master who competed long in the past, and also received the nickname Grasshopper for their green uniform and their penchant for constant chattering. 

Their history in the competition is appropriate for someone whose training style relies on gradual improvement and maturation. After their successful debut in 2018, Grasshopper has experienced mixed fortunes, failing to qualify in 2019 and not being invited for S5 before making it in for S6 and snagging an unimpeachable group win to qualify for S7 as well. But no matter what, each year Grasshopper molts and sheds the misfortunes and trials of the past, their form improving as they transform gradually into the athlete they dream of being. 

“At the heart of any true success is self-discipline. That’s what my master says,” reported Grasshopper to an attendant crowd of journalists. “So every morning I get up with the dawn and do chores around the monastery before I even begin training and studying, and it helps me be thankful for even the small things that have helped me get where I am right now.”  

Lollipop

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: LOP
Place of Origin: Bewaring
Notable Results: 6th, Season 5; 3rd, 2019 Showdown
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Rose

Nobody has ever accused Lollipop of subtlety. Donning an unmistakable self-designed uniform, their standout visual flair masks a competitor most notable for their history of consistency and mid-pack finishes. Debuting in 2017, Lollipop has qualified for all but one SMR season since, and achieved a respectable lineup of results in the process; 10th, 13th, 6th, and 8th, along with a 3rd in 2019’s Showdown. Most put Lollipop’s track record of middling results down to their career rather than a lack of ambition; befitting their external appearance, they’re an artist before they’re an athlete. In fact, this Rally season comes on the tail-end of their artist’s residency at the Van Gotterdam Institute of Arts. 

Still, Season Five saw them in the fold as a real competitor for a podium spot, and now they’ve begun the season with an absolutely dominant win in their qualifying group, fans and pundits alike are speculating whether this season might see Lollipop on the up-and-up. 

“I don’t believe in making predictions about the future, so you can think what you want to think. But I don’t come here to waste my time, either. What you’ll see from me is nothing short of my best,” asserted Lollipop post-qualifiers, speaking to fans of their art and Rally fans alike. 

Silver Bolt

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: SBO
Place of Origin: Argensilva
Notable Results: 6th, Season 6
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Red Bean

As a young adult ten years ago, Silver Bolt was not making waves for athleticism. They were a hard rocker whose debut album, Unplugged, sold millions. Their school of hard knocks came in a brutal tour schedule, jumping from continent to continent to perform hits like “Thunderclapped,” “Under Inertia,” and “Soda Stereo.”

A rebel at heart, Silver Bolt decided to tear up their label deal and start practicing racing around Doornse Gat. Jelle offered them a last-minute invite to the 2016 Marble Rally after another Rallyist’s emergency retirement, along with plenty of begging from their fans. Apart from Silver Bolt’s groupies by the track, few noticed their DNF-laden 13th place finish.

Eight years have passed, and former Silver Bolt fans probably moved on to Rollzier or Imagine Resin. Yet, in both Season 6 and the latest qualifiers, the former rocker could place in a race’s top 2 without breaking much sweat. Viewers also started to notice how wildly they celebrate if things go their way. “I got this second wind and the urge to rock out more than ever!” said Silver Bolt. “I just wish, like, we have flame machines that ignite at the finish after I’m the first to cross it!”

Crazy Cat’s Eye

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: CCE
Place of Origin: Felynia
Notable Results: 4th, 2019; Tied-3rd for most career race wins
Ice Cream Flavor: Cactus

Even in their youth, Crazy Cat’s Eye was already a folk hero in Felynia: every time they were spotted in the desert, they were sprinting and left sand clouds in their wake. Their professional Marble Rally career started at the age many Rallyists are at now. However, a mastery of the twin Felyni arts of stealth and speed meant they had no trouble keeping up.

That said, they are less known in Marblearth now for some great wins on the sand than as a mentor to Red Eye – perhaps the most famous Marbula One racer. With fame came changes in habit. Going into Season 7, they moved out of solitude in the Cat’s Dunes into a new facility designed by the Felyni High Council. As they left for Doornse Gat this week, a parade of fans and celebrities cheered CCE on: Cleocatra, the Pupils and Red Eye themself.

“In the past, I competed to only push my limits. This year, a win for me is also in the name of my home,” said Crazy Cat’s Eye after podiuming in their group. “The pride of Felynia is on the line, but who said I’m too old for a new challenge?”

Nemo

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: NEM
Place of Origin: Aslipi
Notable Results: 4th, S6 Showdown
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Hokey Pokey

“Go Far, Fellas!” Marbles of a certain age all remember Nemo’s catchphrase, when their antics around Aslipi drew huge ratings on daytime television. If not for a TV deal with the Non-Descript Entertainment Company, this outdoorsmarb would have been just as happy to spend their days teaching swimming to young marbles. But after putting Aslipi on the map, Nemo was enticed by an acting career that began with a gritty crime documentary, shot underwater by their hometown.

The acting roles dried up by 2017, but they could roll the tape on a new opportunity. Having talked up their love of sand rallies, Nemo was invited by Jelle themself to compete and give the tournament some “star power.” Whenever they are not lifting up Aslipi’s youth, Nemo rolls up to compete while porting streaks of black and orange.

Despite some unimpressive past performances, this year Nemo had no trouble qualifying: they held their ground next to veterans like Pollo Loco and Dragon’s Egg. “A faaar out showing from me, wasn’t it?” said Nemo after the race. “I know I’m not exactly central casting in this sport. But I’m loving making these overtakes, and you’ll see more of that from me!”

Dragon’s Egg

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: DRA
Place of Origin: Longdan
Notable Results: Champion, 2017; 3rd, 2016
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Dragonfruit

Dragon’s Egg first made their mark in marble sports history when they traveled thousands of miles from their village to compete in the Ramen Bowl, winning the individual division that year. Since then, they have gone on to become a decorated veteran of the Sand Marble Rally, including a 3rd in 2016 and a championship in 2017. Although their placement dropped slightly in the following years, they held a streak of at least one gold medal per season until their failure to qualify in season 6, though they earned another gold in that year’s Showdown. Now, Dragon’s Egg has returned for season 7, intent on adding another trophy to their racing record. 

Their accomplishments have made them somewhat of a hometown hero back in Longdan, where they continue their work as a historian between training for sand races. Currently, they’re piecing together a collection of local myths and folktales. When asked about their jump from historian to athlete, Dragon’s Egg replied, “If you want to trace it back from the very beginning, I guess you’d have to start with La Colina Umerun. The Ramen Bowl may have awakened my love for marble sports, but I won’t forget my roots – after all, I’m carrying the name of my home. As for this year’s Rally…let’s make some history.”

Blazing Fireball

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: BLF
Place of Origin: Checkum
Notable Results: 6th, 2019 Showdown
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Créme Brúlée

In their day job, Blazing Fireball is all about making sure nothing gets explosive. A mechanical engineer on Marblearth’s first offshore oil rig, this Rallyist led their department to four straight years’ worth of structural safety awards. Even their job is right by their home port of Checkum, so they travel little apart from what’s needed for a semi-professional Rally career.

Starting from Jelle’s 750-Foot Sand Race, Blazing Fireball never qualified for the A-League until invited for Season 5. Instead of blowing up on the track, Blazing Fireball jokes as much that they blew it – they placed in last for one of the worst A-League performances in Marble Rally history. Yet, to the amazement of this week’s Qualifiers crowd, this Rallyist kept in sight of the lead the whole race and converted it into a group winning finish.

“I think in the past I raced like the way I work: safety first,” said the ball of flame. “But last offseason I trained with some Rally friends; I crunched the numbers on the best way to race cleanly. This year, I’ll make sure everyone is checking me.”

Blue Moon

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: BLM
Place of Origin: Waxington
Notable Results: 9th, 2019 Showdown
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: …Blue Moon

The prestige of the Marble Rally notwithstanding, extravagance really isn’t Blue Moon’s thing. They live in a small cottage in rural Waxington, only entering the public eye when their job requires, and even their racing moniker – majestic sounding though it may be – is named for their favorite flavor of ice cream.

In spite of their decidedly ordinary life, Blue Moon is somewhat of an unknown factor going into the season. They last competed in the main competition in 2018 (finishing 18th), and since then have been confined to the showdown with two unassuming performances to their name, most recently in Season 6 just falling out of the top ten due to a last-race DNF, before their unexpected qualification to the main league for only the third time. For a marble who’s been competing since the inaugural season, they’ve still yet to really prove themself.

“It’s amazing, really, that I’m even able to keep a solid work-life balance,” notes Blue Moon, stifling an amiable chuckle. “Y’know, given my job is so far out and my day-to-day routine is, well, pretty mundane. That reminds me, I ought to pick up some spinach on the trip home…”

Comet

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: COM
Place of Origin: Startove
Notable Results: Champion, 500-Foot Race; Runner-up, S6 Showdown
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Blearthday Cake

A Marble Rally veteran going back to the tournament’s inaugural season, Comet’s brightest moment in their eight-year career is definitely unique amongst the rallyists: it’s not often an athlete is better known for the time their 500-Foot Race performance went viral in 2020 more than their Rally career results.

In spite of those five minutes of fame being their defining moment over the last six seasons, they’ve managed to pull some respectable results out of less than amazing seasons past. Their scarce highlights include a race win in 2018, race silvers from 2019 and 2020, and more recently, an overall silver in the Showdown of Season 6. And with a qualification for Season 7, they’re hoping to add more to their list of race achievements in the hopes it’ll one day match their follower count.

“We’re so back!” Comet exclaimed to their fans on ClikClak immediately after the qualifiers. “This is our year! We’re gonna put the Rally back on the map once I light the competition up and I leave everyone else in my trail! Make sure to like and share all my race wins, meteorites!” They flashed a couple of winks, ones towards their phone and the other to the few marbles around them staring in utter confusion.

Red Number 3

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: RN3
Place of Origin: Bifornya
Notable Results: Champion, 2018/2019; Runner-up, 2017
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Neapolitan

Arguably the most decorated and well-known marble in the Rally, Red Number 3 knows a little bit about seeing Marblearth from its highest peak. An outstanding rookie outing in 2017 where they nabbed the overall silver soon turned into overall gold the following year, and then into another gold in 2019, making them the first ever repeat champion in Jelle’s Marble Runs history. Glory was short-lived, however; controversy and downfall soon followed in their next seasons, and now Red knows just as much about seeing the mountain from its lowest point after their Season 6 campaign ended in an uncharacteristic dead last finish. 

Despite their recent struggles, Red remains hopeful for Season 7: being just one of two marbles to qualify from their group surely means something. What exactly it means for the fan-favorite rallyist come the real deal races is yet to be seen, though.

“I’d be lying if I said I didn’t care about how I finish this season,” Red admitted, “but I’d also be lying if I said my eventual finish is all that matters to me. As long as I get to race, I’ll be happy. It’s all I’ve wanted to do since I can remember, after all; I’m never going to take these chances to do what I love for granted.”

Reflektor

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: REF
Place of Origin: Cromavila
Notable Results: 10th, Season 6
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Yogurt and red berries

Reflektor is a marble who’s always enjoyed the colors of life. An experienced photographer before their Marble Rally career, they were called up to fill in a vacant spot at a local racing event they were hired to provide pictures for, and have never looked back since.

Their unique multicolored shine, however,  would dim throughout their debut season. After a promising third place at the iconic 500-Foot Race, Reflektor’s 2016 campaign was plagued with DNFs and unfortunate race incidents, habits that burned out any chances to qualify, until a surprising win to punch their ticket to the main league came in 2019. That result would be followed up by a strong and consistent season 6, which included a silver medal in another fierce battle versus Ghost Plasma and a top 10 overall, their best performance so far.

This time, they made it out of a tight group, coming from behind with a strong final sprint, all despite a late wall ride from contact with Blue Moon. Reflektor said from the finish line, “I took a bit too long to switch out my landscape admirer’s lens, and recompose as a focused competitor. I have been working to refine my racecraft and arrive here properly prepared.”

Amethyst

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: AME
Place of Origin: Boseoul
Notable Results: 5th, Season 6
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate Condition

While Amethyst may be the youngest and newest competitor on the Rally scene, that doesn’t mean they’re inexperienced in the slightest. The longtime fan turned competitor impressed the world in Season 6 by putting on a show that kicked off with winning their very first race and then never placing outside the top ten in the eight races they finished. The season ultimately culminated in an overall 5th place finish that was only a few points away from the third step of the overall podium; the greatest finish ever for a Marble Rally rookie since 2018.

It’s only natural that they’re seeking more in their sophomore season, especially after being so tantalizingly close to a podium in their inaugural outing. How Amethyst’s second and arguably more defining season would go is on the minds of many; but not the racer’s, surprisingly.

“I’m still learning a lot. But the most important thing I’ve learned so far is that family isn’t about who you’re related to, but it’s who you feel loved around,” Amethyst stated after qualifiers, seemingly unfazed by any expectations held for them. “I love racing with everyone else and they love racing with me, so I’m really excited to spend some more time with my real family this season.” They smirked before finishing, “but of course, winning a championship wouldn’t hurt as I do so.”

Blizzard Blaster

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: BBL
Place of Origin: Winterpeg
Notable Results: 6th, 2019; 5th, 2018 B-League
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Rocky Road

In the far north of Marblearth, a cold wind blows over the land. Twin blades slice through a pristine frozen landscape as a lone marble descends the perilous mountain peaks surrounding Winterpeg, a destination city blanketed with snow for more than half the year. So goes the training of Blizzard Blaster, wintersports athlete turned rallyist, who brought ice-based races to the Rally in Season 5. With a record for consistent appearances and a few outstanding races since their 2017 debut, Blizzard Blaster maintains a passionate contingent of fans in and outside of their home city. As its manager, they also maintain the SnowWorld facility used for the ice races, which currently operates as an indoor ski slope for novices and summer use. 

“I never like leaving SnowWorld and Winterpeg behind, but I’m proud to represent my home in the rally. This is an event where a marble can find success no matter where they’re from or who they are, and I’m a great example of that,” said Blizzard Blaster in the aftermath of their close-call qualification, which saw them just barely edge past the cutoff point for race times. “What’s more, I’ve got a feeling that this is going to be one of my best years yet.” 

Pollo Loco

Logo & Photo Credit: Jelle’s Marble Runs

3LC: POL
Place of Origin: Pollota
Notable Results: 7th, 2019; 2nd, 2018 B-League
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Lemon Sorbet

Why did Pollo Loco cross the road? Nine years ago, it was to catch the trolley on the other side. But the speed with which they sped down the boulevards of Pollota made them a viral sensation. On the recommendation of newfound friend El Capitan, Pollo Loco was invited to the Marble Rally – and has been a mainstay since.

Despite first copying El Capitan’s style of daring racing, this “Crazy Chicken” grew into their own style of consistent upper half placements. Over the years, Pollo Loco developed a vegan diet, regular meditation and the stamina to pull off bursts of momentum: a famous example is Race 6 of the 2019 Marble Rally. With more fight on their part for race leads, they could stake a claim as a championship contender.

When fans of “Pollata’s Pride” heard their Rallyist qualified by two-hundredths of a second, they went wild. Pollo Loco, on the other hand, was serene. “All I can do is be grateful that today, the stars aligned in my favor,” they said. “Now is the time to prepare myself, so next week I can heat up on the track!”

The four autoqualified athletes – Slimer, Ducktape, Superball, and Ghost Plasma – prepare for another contentious season of marble racing in the sand. [Art Credit: Steel]

Twenty competitors. Ten races. One championship.
Which Marble Rally athlete will tear up the sand and take home the gold?
We’ll find out in Marble Rally Season 7.

Credits

  • Writers: Edu G.J., Fouc, GhostDM, Millim, Momoikkai, Ramen Powder, Toffeeshop, Vector
  • Editors: Evolution, Fouc, Millim, Stynth, Toffeeshop
  • Artists: Emmun_Isaac, Steel
  • Graphic Designer: Tim Ritz
  • Photo Credits: Jelle’s Marble Runs
  • Reference: Marble Rally S7 Qualifiers | Jelle’s Marble Runs
  • Release: 28/06/2024

Out of the Rolling – Event 9: Dazed with Destiny

Suddenly, Momomo felt dizzy. Their breathing became shallow as the starting gate at Snowflake Slope lifted and the bobsled entered the track.

“Is everything okay?” asked Momo.

“I don’t know. It’s really cold up here.”

“But you’re all bundled up. It’s just a short sprint down,” assured Mo.

“No…everything’s spinning,” said Momomo as snow kicked into their face.

The bobsled skidded to a halt as Momomomo pulled out a yellow flag. “Medical; we need team doctors now! Someone find Mimo – Momomo isn’t okay.”

Momomo and Speedy collide in a pivotal moment during Race 63 of Marble Survival 100. [Photo Credit: JMR]

Minutes earlier, Momomo and Speedy had crashed into each other toward the summit of the course, stranding the former athlete but significantly slowing down the latter. Momomo stared down Speedy as they felt the cool, tough grass poke up from the ground.

Speedy glared back, their face scarlet with rage and bewilderment. “You threw the entire race to screw me over. Was it worth it?”

Momomo exhaled softly, focusing on Speedy with a steely, cold gaze.

“And now we’re both here. We’re both out of the rolling, and it’s because of you,” scowled Speedy. “You were in my way.”

Momomo remained stationary, still enough that Speedy could see their reflection in the athlete’s green uniform, with blue and yellow streaks dancing across its curves like noodles steaming in a hotpot.

“I was born a champion. This was my destiny. You should have been eliminated before me.”

The Speeders fan section roared behind them, throwing half-eaten dumplings, broken chopsticks, and other food scraps into the arena. Momomo barely flinched as pieces of trash flew centimeters before them.

“That’s it? You have nothing to say to me? Whatever. You’ll never understand how I feel.”

Speedy stormed away, blindsiding Coach Quickly as they left the arena. Rolling to their locker room, Speedy crossed paths with several remaining survivors.

“Many marbles prayed we’d go out with the Speeders, but tough luck for them!” chided Mandarin. “Tonight we celebrate, tomorrow we win the war!”

Someone who sounded like Slimelime around the corner exclaimed: “You can’t win them all. Of course, I haven’t won any of them!” Then someone who sounded like Rezzy must have said: “I would feel bad, except I don’t. None of us like you.”

“Real champions don’t celebrate the failures of others,” Speedy would mutter back, feeling lightheaded. But it was a bright yellow athlete next to them, who seemed quite offended.

“I heard that!” said Yellah. “How about real champions take the time to say sorry for once? You didn’t say a word to Yellup when they fell off the tracks in Marbula One. You think you can pull that same attitude avoiding Momomo after you hit them like that?”

Before Speedy could snap back, the Speeders’ coach rolled into the fray and put themself between the two athletes. “Excuse us,” said Coach Quickly. “We need to talk in private.”

It was not as if Speedy wasn’t in a daze either. How much of what Speedy heard was real and how much was in their mind? As the security marbles from the Speeders organization started trickling around them, Speedy’s world looked more and more like a crimson blur.
Quickly kept the Speeders captain by their side, pushing the security marbles aside, until the Coach slammed the locker room door shut with a loud BANG.

BANG went the starter pistol on that day years ago; so had Speedy as they blasted out of the gate. A stopwatch, its button stuck at first from overuse, beeped faintly as the crimson marble with the pistol whispered to others by their side. “Yep. Still half a second behind.”

“I knew it from the moment the starting gate lifted,” said the frustrated parent. “Speedy! What are you gasping for air for? You were still too slow!”

“It’s too much…I can’t…”

“What did we talk about last night? ‘I can’t?’ — You’re banned from saying that phrase at home, so you can’t say it here either.”

“I’m sorry, I…”

“Never say sorry,” Speedy’s other parent said. “Just do better.”

Speedy heaved in oxygen as they mustered up the strength to push themself off the cold, tough training mat. They stared down the starting gate as it locked back into place and slowly rolled back towards it.

“Faster!” Speedy’s parent said. “Do you want to be a champion?”

“I’ve dreamed of it,” replied Speedy.

“You’re a liar,” said the older marble. “Rapidly would’ve finished another run by now. And they’d still be faster than you.”

Speedy’s face turned scarlet with embarrassment. They felt tears well up in their eyes but held them back, muttering, “No one understands how I feel.”

Speedy halted, gazing up at the skybox. Its lights nearly blinded the young athlete, but they could still spot the silhouettes of their parents sitting behind Rapidly, their familiar orange streak curving across their uniform like a sharp chicane across Le Course de Sauvage.

That was the last thing Speedy saw before they collapsed to the ground from exhaustion.

As the rest of the crowd left the stands, coaches Quickly and Momomomomo were still locked in conversation. “You seem good at bottling stuff up until it boils over,” inferred Momomomomo, who watched their teammate receive a note from a member of Speeders personnel.

“I guess you saw that today,” said Quickly, shrugging. “Any advice?”

Momomomomo sighed. “The past catches up on all of us eventually. Sometimes it helps to just breathe.”

[Art Credit: Momoikkai]

Credits

Red Number 3: The Legend

The official portrait and wordmark for Red Number 3.
(Design Credit: Tim Ritz)

“From a really young age, all Red wanted to do was race. We were always ready to race them, but they very quickly got way too good for us.”

It was an early January morning in 2019 as Blue Number 2 took a moment to sip their cinnamon coffee in the quaint Sauce Boss sports bar, far from the vintage city center of Numerun. I sat across from them and set down my blue-and-white-striped notepad. We made a toast to the bartender for letting us start interviews for the “Not a Marble” controversy at 4 am, who smiled as our mugs clinked, echoing beyond the billiards table and into the quiet.

A self-portrait of Blue Number 2.
(Design Credit: Piney)

“It was just so nice seeing them compete in the big leagues,” Blue continued. “We weren’t necessarily expecting great things; it was just great that they got to compete. But then they started winning. It was like they were born to race, and we never would have realized it when we were growing up.”

Blue Number 2 reached into their satchel and pulled out a thick manila envelope, dumping the contents onto the table between us. Wads of Rollaroids piled high, depicting Blue, their sibling Red Number 3, and other family members as they grew up in Bifornya.

Red Number 3, Blue Number 2, and their parents at a young age.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

“I was more into photography than racing from a young age,” Blue recalled, smirking. “My family did everything they could to make ends meet. It was a risk for us to pursue something else. But Red had a dream, and they made it happen.”

As I learned from Blue, that dream was not to become a legend in marble racing, although a career in sports was always in the cards — Red hoped to become an athletic trainer as they pursued a master’s degree in sports medicine. But Red was inspired to start racing after a trip to La Colina Umerun.

Blue passed me a Rollaroid of Red Number 3 and Rojo Cinco celebrating commencement. “Red’s friends in the Rojo Rollers were participating in the Surculo and had just earned a wild card spot in the Elite League. I went with Red and Cinco to see them compete at a sand rally in the shadow of Pico del Manantial.”

Blue sorted through the Rollaroids, depicting the mountain’s peak in the background of two densely packed stands, facing a narrow course sculpted from the sand. As we looked from one photo to the next, we saw athletes coming down from the top of the course in stop-motion, with the series ending with two marbles at the finish line – Rojo Tres and Mercurial from the Quicksilvers.

Rojo Tres edges out Mercurial at the photo finish for the win.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

“They couldn’t declare a winner due to the lack of video footage. But if you look here, I caught Tres crossing the line a few milliseconds ahead of Mercurial. Red brought proof to the race officials, who confirmed the Rojo Rollers as the winners.”

As thanks, race officials let Red Number 3 onto the course to race: for the first time in their life. Bystanders were astounded to see Red clock in at the finish line with a better time than a few of the athletes who had just raced.

“Cinco pleaded with Red to stay in Numerun and train with them. As much as I wanted Red to come home, I knew they would be happier doing what they love,” admitted Blue Number 2. “And from there, everything happened so fast.”

The Leadup

Behind the billiards table, framed newspaper articles painted the walls with headlines of Red Number 3’s rise to local stardom. Their debut in the individual league of the Surculo and subsequent success as a rookie headlined the announcement of the individual Surculo Elite League, where they won race after race. In mid-2015, when marble sports tournaments worldwide were booming in popularity, Red received a special invitation to compete in an exhibition race in the city of Knikkegen: the Sand Marble Rally 750-Foot Race.

“We didn’t have the money to get Red there,” admitted Blue, “but the city of Numerun graciously covered costs. I had just started university and couldn’t be there, but media networks were going to broadcast the marble race internationally for the first time in history.”

While other competitors chose to be represented by the colors of their uniforms, Red Number 3 opted to be known by name.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

This would also be the first race broadcast with live commentary by Greg Woods, the organizer of the informal Fruit Circuit tournaments. Numerun’s mayor organized a series of viewings around the city for the broadcast, which thousands of fans signed up for. Blue Number 2 told me as they finished their coffee that they attended their viewing here at this bar.

For the first two minutes of the race, Blue recalled a mellow yet tense atmosphere. “Everyone was excited, but seeing Red towards the middle of the pack was rough. A few fans were frustrated that Blazing Fireball was being called Red. Then towards the middle of the race, we saw Red racing ahead of everyone else to the right, cutting into White’s lead. Everyone cheered for the rest of the race.”

Red Number 3 appears on screen for the first time since White established their lead.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

At the three-minute mark, Red Number 3 took the bottom line in the helices, then the lead. From there, Red barely allowed White within a length of them, even in the final sector of the race. They handled sweeping turns with near-mastery and sprinted down the last straightaway to finish almost three seconds ahead of White.

Red Number 3, having crossed the finish line, becomes the first champion of an international marble sports race.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

“The city had to shut down the streets outside of Antigua, a rarity for any other occasion than the Milenaria. But we were all celebrating before Red finally came home — we had to.” Blue Number 2 pulled out a Rollaroid of their sibling and the mayor, giving Red an honorary key to the city of Numerun. “Things couldn’t have looked better, but Red decided they needed some time away from the spotlight.”

Red Number 3 accepts an honorary key to the city of Numerun.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

Blue Number 2 exhaled deeply. “I’m happy they were home for a year. They used funds from sponsors to give back to our family. It got me through school. It got us steady electricity. Everything we could have ever dreamed of, and more.” Blue paused, wiping a tear away.

We were both silent until we heard a faint siren outside. The city was beginning to wake up. 

“We all knew Red had to return to racing after that, but they wouldn’t do it willingly without a little help. You should ask Quicksilver how they convinced Red to fly back to Knikkegen with them for the Giant Funnel Race.”

I shrugged. “Quicksilver hasn’t RSVPed for this round of interviews. But I’ll ask next time I see them.”

“Sounds good. I’m glad to hear you’re doing this controversy justice,” replied Blue. “Red’s a different material, but I’ve known them a very long time, just obviously my whole life, and just, I don’t think they’ve meant to be dishonest. Red has always been self-conscious, so I think Red’s just worried about marbles treating them differently. Red has always wanted to win or lose just based on who they were.”

Blue thanked me again as they left for work. Between their interview and the next, the bartender of Sauce Boss, Sauce, invited me to rewatch Marble Rally 2017 with them.

The Foundations

Red Number 3, just passing Quicksilver in the final stretch, qualifies for Marble Rally 2017.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

“Finishing 29th in some giant funnel means nothing compared to the rest of their legacy,” quipped Sauce. “We’ve always known Red is the best racer in the sand.”

Starting at the 2017 Qualifiers, we watched Red Number 3 bound from the pack of the racing order to claim the lead from two-time Ramen Bowl champion Dragon’s Egg. Quicksilver surged ahead to trade the lead with Red before the final stretch, where Red lurched to finish at the top of their qualifying group.

“It’s Red Number 3, showing why they deserve to be in the Sand Marble Rally. They did that in the very first race of their career and made a name for themselves.”

~Greg Woods, 2017
The starting order of Marble Rally 2017 Race 1.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

From there, the All Events compilation video took us into Race 1, where we watched Red finish ninth, unable to capitalize off their starting position in the front row. The following two races demonstrated a mixed bag of results, with fourth in Race 2 and fourteenth in Race 3. As they headed into Race 4, Red Number 3 was eleventh in the overall standings. Yet, out of the gate, Red Number 3 took their first-row starting position and a strong wind of momentum through the Plinko obstacle and into the top three of the race order, in the same company as Lollipop and Dragon’s Egg.

Once again, Red Number 3 used the barriers not as barriers but as opportunities to gain speed, rushing through them to steal the lead. When challenged by Lollipop in the final section of the race, Red passed through a side of the rotating chevron, slowing Lollipop down on the other side, and sprinted to the finish line, winning their first Marble Rally race of the season. 

Red Number 3 meets Blizzard Blaster after winning Race 4.
(Photo Credit: Droid)

With a gold and 41 points, Red Number 3 led the standings in a three-way tiebreaker. A poor finish in Race 5 sent them down to fourth overall, while Quicksilver earned their second gold medal. Race 6 fared much better, with Red holding second despite getting caught by a twig in the final stretch. Although Quicksilver earned a bronze and kept the lead, Red Number 3 took silver and rose to second overall.

The second half of the season went similarly for Red as they earned medals among less favorable finishes. They earned their second gold in Race 8, disappearing off-screen with the lead and winning their second race by a three-second margin.

The exact second the “Red Number 3 ▶️” marker appeared. The athlete was on the verge of going “off into the distance”…
(Photo Credit: JMR)

After securing their final medal in Race 12, a bronze, Red Number 3 stood second overall, one of seven marbles able to win, and the only rookie of those seven. Finishing fifth in the final race added 22 points to their total due to a new and controversial double-point rule. Red Number 3 cleared Quicksilver in the standings but finished second overall with 134 points. Dragon’s Egg, who won a silver in the final race, passed Red by just one point to win the tournament.

Dragon’s Egg, Red Number 3, and Slimer on the podium at the end of Marble Rally 2017.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

“I didn’t think marbles could get more hyped up about the sports scene than they already were, but once Red finished second two years ago, the excitement reached a fever pitch,” recalled Sauce. “Business boomed — that’s why I rebranded to a sports bar. The Rojo Rollers and Red Number 3 partnered up and started building professional facilities. The press became insufferable. But everyone was in good spirits when they were talking about Red. They brought the city hope.”

Following our watch party, it was time for my next interview: 2017 champion Dragon’s Egg.

The Interviews

“I was competing with Red Number 3 for pretty much the whole 2017 Rally. That marb was just pure talent. None of us had ever heard of them before [the 750 Foot Race], but it became obvious that they were a really good racer,” Dragon’s Egg remarked. “Red Number 3 in 2018 was just the pinnacle of marble sports. In a group of 20 marbles—the best sand racers in the world, no less—they came in the top three…five times. In just eight races! They’re without a doubt the most pure sand racer ever.

I raced a lot with Red Number 3, and I can definitely say that they were just a fantastic competitor. Sure, they may be a different material, but I don’t think it matters. They won in 2018 because they trained hard and outcompeted us.”

Thanking Dragon’s Egg for their interview, my next participant was Superball, the 2018 bronze medalist.

“[Red was] just incredible. You felt like as soon as you entered the starting gate, you were playing for second. Nobody could beat them—I actually won a race in 2018 where Red Number 3 came second. It was an amazing feeling, but at the same time, there was that feeling of, did I really just beat the best marble of all time? Even in defeat, they exuded victory.”

Superball and I looked through Rollaroids from Marble Rally 2018. The first picture, arranged facedown, was of Red Number 3 nestled in a bank of sand off the course of Race 1, having DNFed. Subsequent photos were facing up and more illustrative of the champion’s success that year.

A collage of captured memories from Red Number 3’s first championship year.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

“Sure, it would have been upsetting for me personally if Marble Rally 2018 had stayed canceled. But I think it would have also been upsetting for everyone else not to see Red get another chance to compete,” asserted Superball. “Red deserved it.”

Superball recalled Races 3 and 4 as we found pictures from those events. “I led for part of the third race, but I was too focused on what was behind me not to notice the wall in front of me. Red deserved that silver more than I did. In the end race, I got lucky being in the front early on, and I was more focused on what was ahead. So was Red, and finishing a little more than half a second ahead of them for the win was the most difficult race of my career yet.”

I reminded Superball that they had held the lead in the standings for two consecutive events after their win, but Superball only laughed.

“Maybe I don’t give myself enough credit. But I could never give Red Number 3 too much credit. They’re the real deal.”

That night, Sauce queued up the final three races of Marble Rally 2018 for their customers to watch after the evening news. A line to enter queued within an hour of the Sauce Boss’s opening.

“Party of three? Sorry — we’re usually not packed like this during the offseason. Mind waiting 20 minutes?” asked Sauce to a group of fans. The bartender turned aside to me. “This hasn’t happened since Red won. Does the public know about the marblementary yet?” they wondered.

“They do,” I replied, clearing my plate of nachos, “but they shouldn’t know we’re filming here. We all had to sign NDAs, so it would be bad if they were broken…”

“Yeah.” Sauce took my plate, washing it behind the counter. Above us, the sixth race of Marble Rally 2018 ended with Red Number 3 crossing the finish line in dominance, winning five seconds ahead of Black Knight. Red Number 3 led the standings with 74 points and three medals.

Red gets a brief moment of air time as they finish Race 6. (Photo Credit: JMR)

Race 7 played afterward, featuring a three-way battle between Black Knight, Red Number 3, and Superball. Although Red never led the race, they remained in the top three, finishing just behind Superball for bronze and retaining their lead heading into the final race. 

Starting in the back row, Red Number 3 seemed out of sight and out of mind as the camera focused on the top three at the start: Phoenix, Quicksilver, and Ghost Plasma. As Black Knight crashed out, Red Number 3 suddenly appeared in second place.

“And look at THIS! Red Number 3 out of nowhere has taken second place! We were too busy looking at that crash-out, that spin, and now Red Number 3 is up into second. If they finish there, that will be enough to solidify the 2018 Sand Marble Rally championship.”

~Greg Woods, 2018

“If they’re REALLY a marble!” exclaimed a customer across the bar.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” another customer yelled. “Get out of here, you heckler.”

“I’m not heckling, it’s a fact,” the first customer claimed. On the screen above, the leaderboard shuffled between Phoenix and Red Number 3 in a dead heat as the two athletes navigated different lanes of a double helix. “I don’t care that they won. They still cheated.”

“Just because they’re made of a different material? Get out of here,” a third customer said. Behind them, a fourth customer approached, brandishing their plastic spoon as a sword.

Sauce fumbled for the phone, hastily calling security to de-escalate the encounter. The bouncers from outside calmly entered and swarmed the bar, breaking up the commotion and escorting the parties involved out of the facility.

Above us, the podium ceremony for the final was airing, showing that Red Number 3 had finished second, clinching their first Marble Rally championship with 107 points and five medals overall. I remembered that the Rojo Rollers had celebrated Red’s accomplishment in an official statement: 

“Excellence, Champion, Victory. Congratulations to our hero, Red Number 3, for cementing their legacy as a Marble Rally legend.”

Red Number 3 earns their first Marble Rally championship, capping their 2018 season with one gold, three silvers, and one bronze.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

After the bar closed, Sauce and I were cleaning up the bar when we received a late-night visitor: Blue Number 2, bringing one last Rollaroid as a gift.

“I found this at home. Red came home a day early from their victory tour to get a break from the paparazzi. I brought a tripod and everything so I could be in a picture with my sibling for once.” Blue passed us the Rollaroid, pointing out their relatives, Stripe Numbers 9 and 13. “Red winning in 2018 was pretty much the best thing ever. They’d been training so hard for so long, and coming just short in 2017 was really hard for them. But they bounced back, and they kept working. We were so proud of them, not just the victory, but just all of their work and dedication, too.”

Red Number 3 celebrates their first Marble Rally championship with family.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

“This controversy must be hard on all of you,” I noted. “Especially losing your partnership with the Rojo Rollers. I know Red was close with them, especially Cinco.”

Blue sighed. “Business is business, but that didn’t stop Red from taking it personally. Nonetheless, it’s been reassuring that all of the Marble Rally athletes have supported Red through this. Red couldn’t do it without them and the fans on our side.”

The next day, things got worse in a way that I could have never imagined.

The Ridicule

“I said this in another presser — the marb was impressive, I’ll grant them that. But a few times in 2018, they seemed almost too impressive. You started to get the feeling that something was off. Nobody can be that good all the time. Something wasn’t right.”

I was sitting across from a marble who introduced themself as Quicksilver, the Marble Rally athlete known as one of Red’s greatest adversaries and best friends. As similar as they looked, this marble was filled with a rage unseen in previous press appearances. Nor did it seem like they were interested in maintaining their friendship with Red Number 3.

“I mean, I’m not particularly surprised [about the controversy]. It always seemed clear to me that something fishy was going on. I’m very interested to see what happens next. Personally, I think Red Number 3 should be banned from sand racing. It’s only fair.”

Another marble, introducing themself as Phoenix, echoed their sentiments. “When this story broke, I was stunned! To think that all these years, I was competing against somebody who I thought was in good faith, and it turns out they’ve been cheating like this? Unbelievable!”

The two debated without prompt about the effects of different materials in sand before their interviews concluded. My final interviewee, Comet, sensed something was off.

“This is so stupid. Red is the same way as the rest of us. This is just grumbling from marbles who are bitter they lost to Red,” refuted Comet. “As long as Red’s the same weight it shouldn’t matter, but there should be guidelines, at least.”

ExcitingPresentation’s phone call, as depicted in Not a Marble: A Marblementary.
(Design Credit: MSPN)

MSPN correspondent ExcitingPresentation agreed, presiding over the phone. “Well, I think it needs to be addressed what kind of marbles are allowed. I mean, marbles are made of different materials, like clay for example. Are those marbles technically allowed, or is it strictly glass marbles? Yeah, I’m not sure if other types of marbles should be allowed. I think this needs to have been clarified beforehand.”

As I hung up with ExcitingPresentation and began gathering my belongings for a flight later that day, Comet rolled over to me with a look of worry on their face. “That footage you showed me of Quicksilver and Phoenix…I’m sorry, that just doesn’t sound like them at all.”

I looked blankly at the blue-and-yellow marble. “I…don’t understand. What do you know?”

“Fans have been spreading rumors about this online since the marblementary announcement,” replied Comet. “Sourcing sound bites of athletes. Sharing drafts of scripts. Comparing uniforms. I didn’t think they’d get away with it — and I would fully expect your interviews to get leaked to the press.”

My sense of dread snowballed in the coming hours as a protest grew outside of the Sauce Boss sports bar, the result of an Reddit campaign by an organized group of “not a marble” hecklers. That night, Sauce turned on the news to the not entirely unexpected stinging tone of the marble who had introduced themself as Quicksilver.

“It’s just ridiculous!” they provoked. “You wouldn’t let a marble made out of rubber join, because it’d be way more bouncy even if it weighed the same! It’s exactly the same with Red. They weigh the same, but they’re more slippery! How is that fair?”

“Tonight, for the first time, Red Number 3 breaks their silence,” said Rick O’Shea, appearing live on air amid a growing protest outside of the sports bar. “Stay tuned for a special edition of 1-on-1.”

The logo for Rick O’Shea’s 1-on-1.
(Design Credit: MSPN)

No matter what I said to senior writers at MSPN to try to convince them otherwise, they insisted that the 1-on-1 interview, and the release of the marblementary in its entirety, go on. I boarded my airplane in tears and flew home, catching the final segment of the interview as I scourged my fridge for leftovers.

“Look, I just want to thank all of the fans who are still supporting me,” said Red Number 3. “I’ll fight against this smear job for as long as it takes, and I will race again.”

The live premiere of Not a Marble would receive the best ratings of any sports documentary in history and a rare response from Jelle themself, which confirmed that despite the controversy, Red Number 3 would remain eligible to participate in the Sand Marble Rally.

Jelle shares the marblementary with marble sports fans.
(Credit: Betawolfs/Jelle’s Marble Runs)

Fans panned the performance of “Quicksilver,” whose final monologue within the video wasn’t sourced from my interview with them: “I’ve raced against Red. They’re more slippery than anyone else. I thought it was just training at first, but now I know it’s their material. That’s unfair, plain and simple. They’re a cheater, and they shouldn’t be allowed back.” 

One week later, Quicksilver released an official response to the controversy. Unlike the interview they had given, it was not accusatory — at least towards Red.

“I was not present at the interview that aired from the Marble Sports Performance Network, and am suing on behalf of my identity being used to discredit the career of my friend, Red Number 3.”

News coverage did not pick up the statement, but Blue Number 2 did, forwarding it to me and letting me know that Quicksilver had provided an alibi to their family.

“Quicksilver’s single parent had passed, and their funeral was that weekend. They didn’t tell us until then, but we understood. We know how that feels.”

Phoenix, too, had an explanation: “All we could do was to hurry and release a statement. We couldn’t travel to Bifornya to meet with Red, but, fortunately, [Phoenix’s talent scout] Meteor was there at the time to watch a youth tournament and offered to contact Red to relay our supportive message to them.” Communication from Blue Number 2 indicated that Red was made aware of both alibis but had decided to cut contact with their fellow racers until the start of the season.

In the coming days, officials used body, face, and voice recognition software to confirm that the two marbles interviewed as “Quicksilver” and “Phoenix” were not the Marble Rally athletes but impersonators. The two hecklers, who had previous warnings for causing disruptions at the bar, were arrested once identified. 

In response to these developments, news broke that Jelle’s Marble Runs was disassociating with MSPN, which previously served as the channel’s media arm. Earlier that day, I had resigned from my position with MSPN and would join the JMRC in the coming days, volunteering to help prepare for Marble League 2019. Much of my work over the coming years would ensure fair and accurate reporting of marble sports stories.

But no matter what I did, I could not restore the reputations of Phoenix, Quicksilver, and Red Number 3.

The Repeat

After months of tension from the Not a Marble fallout, Marble Rally 2019 was finally near when September rolled around. This time, I was present in Knikkegen to officiate the tournament, not to report. I knew I needed a break from that, and as I watched Quicksilver DNF in their practice race, I got a feeling that the athletes did as well.

Waving away press officials after Qualifiers, Quicksilver seemed to enter Race 1 with a renewed mindset, earning a bronze ahead of Red Number 3 in fifth. Phoenix, who remarked in a later interview that they were still “carrying the blame for something they didn’t do”, struggled and DNFed.

As for Red Number 3, they advanced from their fifth place in Race 1 with momentum, bolting out of the starting gate to pass Marbly McMarbleface and Phoenix for the lead. Red secured their race win after navigating through the top split with little contest. Others who took the same route got punished as those in the bottom split surged through, and Phoenix finished eleventh in the race after a great start.

Red Number 3 extends their lead in Race 2 of Marble Rally 2019.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

Aside from a DNF in Race 3, the rest of the season was par for the course. Red Number 3 did not finish lower than eighth throughout the rest of the season, and no one could match their success. 

“Red has built a legacy like few other athletes in marble sports,” noted Cool Moody, a newcomer to the 2019 season. “I mean, look at Race 5! Red finished eight seconds ahead of everyone and set a record. To be the athlete who earned silver in such a historic win for Red is an absolute honor. To roll among giants such as them is a dream come true.”

Red Number 3 became the first repeat champion in JMR history, earning 90 points and two golds in eight races.

Red Number 3 earns their second Marble Rally championship, flanked by past champion Ghost Plasma and future Season 5 champion Superball.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

Ghost Plasma remarked, “I’m a little disappointed, of course, but I’m still thrilled to be back where I was three years ago. I’m at the top of my game again, I’m back on the final podium, and it feels good to be home. And I’m proud of Red, too. Like Dragon’s Egg said: they’re the purest sand racer ever. Truly unparalleled.”

“I haven’t heard from Red in a year…I understand why. This season, I tried my hardest to work on myself as an athlete and set boundaries for myself,” reflected Quicksilver, giving their first public statement since the controversy. “My results were alright, and getting fourth in the last race certainly felt good. But I miss Red. And even if they never want to talk to me again, I want them to know I’m very proud of them.”

The Aftermath

Despite Marble Rally 2019 receiving the highest ratings of any edition of the tournament to date, interest in JMR quickly shifted to the newly announced Marbula One. Marble Rally athletes didn’t seem to mind being out of the spotlight for once, with only local news headlines surfacing that Red Number 3 privately contacted fellow competitors for a get-together at Doornse Gat. Comet, Cool Moody, Dragon’s Egg, Ghost Plasma, Pollo Loco, Red, and Superball reunited the following spring for the first time since the season ended, where they were photographed by Blue Number 2 for upcoming promotional campaigns.

This illustration, adapted from Blue’s photograph, was later used to promote Marble Rally Season 5.
(Art Credit: Betawolfs)

“It was one of the first photos I took of them coming down the hill. Betawolfs illustrated it spectacularly into something I am honored that JMR staff have recognized. It’s about time these athletes receive as much positive recognition as those in the Marble League,” noted Blue Number 2.

We overlooked Numerun Antigua from Red Number 3’s office space in Numerun Nueva. Our 360-degree view allowed us to see Colina Umerun alongside the Rojo Rollers’ Rollerdome and outside the city proper. Demolition crews worked on tearing down the Sauce Boss sports bar to put up a parking lot.

“Red felt guilty over the past year, even though they won. I almost wonder if winning made them feel even worse.” Blue motioned to the Rollerdome. “But they were happy to help the Rojo Rollers train for the Showdown this year.”

Remembering my interview with the Rollers leading up to the Showdown, I flipped to my notes for their exact quote: “‘No matter what we went through in the past, they bring a part of Numerun in the League, and with that, all of Numerun’s history with marble sports. I have so much respect for that, and I wish them the best.’”

Rojo Cuatro training for the 2019 Showdown, with Red Number 3 proudly observing.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

“They’re truly selfless,” I remarked.

“Yeah. I’m lucky Red is my sibling.”

I gifted a copy of Betawolfs’ Marble Rally art to Blue as I bid them farewell, asking them to send my best regards to Red. The next day, the two-time champion underwent surgery that allowed them to use a traditional Marble Rally uniform for glass marbles.

“All I want to do is race. Not fend off rumors. Not get chased by the press. Not feel like I’m who I never wanted to be,” Red wrote in an official statement released before they arrived at the hospital. “I just want to make the right choice. And I believe that this is that.”

Red Number 3 recovered slowly but successfully in the coming months. They received well wishes from across Marblearth, from fans who’d newly discovered the Marble Rally to old friends and colleagues from the University of Numerun. Red permitted those closer to them to visit their home in Bifornya, including, to the press’s surprise, Phoenix and Quicksilver.

Meanwhile, the marble sports series sponsored by Jelle’s Marble Runs became more popular than ever. Two Grands Prix of their new circuit-style racing tournament, Marbula One, went viral within two months of a clip from one of JMR’s oldest exhibition races, the Sand Marble Rally 500-Foot Race, which became an overnight sensation when reposted on social media, captivating casual and hardcore fans alike.

The Marbula One and other JMR-adjacent social media accounts celebrated the 500-Foot Race’s virality throughout the night of 15-16 March 2020.

All of this pent-up excitement surrounding the channel led many to wonder who would “tear up the sand” in the next Marble Rally season, especially following news of a private training camp attended by Red. Towards the end of Summer 2020, the marble sports world learned that twenty athletes would be invited to compete in Season 5 and face off in twelve races to determine the next champion.

I took it upon myself to seek out each competitor for a feature on the channel’s blog, which would be my first work on Marble Rally athletes since Not a Marble. To best safeguard against hecklers and impersonators, JMR required me to do a formal identification check before conducting each interview. 

As I arrived in the quaint village of Quixote for one of my final interviews, I immediately recognized the Marble Rally athlete in front of me — whose legacy I was directly responsible for tainting. I awkwardly introduced myself to Quicksilver, watching windmills in the distance unblock the sun and direct its rays squarely into my eyes.

They chuckled beside me. “Here,” Quicksilver said, passing me a pair of Cool Moody shades. “My home isn’t far.”

As we ascended flights of stairs to their home, perched on a cliffside, Quicksilver was candid in their remarks. “It’s frustrating that I can never seem that good, but I don’t hold any of it against Red. We’ve trained together for this season, and there’s no bad blood between us.”

Quicksilver opened their front door, motioning to a frame of a Rollaroid on a nearby table. There, Red Number 3 and Quicksilver were donning sunglasses and smirking, not unlike the uniform of Cool Moody.

Red Number 3 and Quicksilver, after patching up their friendship, enjoy a cool afternoon together.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

“The stakes for Marble Rally Season 5 won’t be any lower than past seasons, and I’ll make sure Red knows that. But despite what the media might want marbles to believe about me, we patched things up. Yeah, our friendship isn’t the same, and it never will be. But it’s still ours, and I hope Red treasures it as much as I do.”

I noted that Red Number 3 had declined the interviews for Who’s Tearing Up the Sand, opting to send over a quote from an old interview with the Rojo Rollers instead. Quicksilver shrugged.

“Well, this year has been harder for Red than pretty much any other athlete. No champion’s accomplishments are as widely contested as theirs, or face as many double standards, or as much hate on the Internet,” Quicksilver sighed. “It’s something I regret saying early in my career — when I thought Red seemed almost ‘too’ impressive. It was unhealthy to pedestalize Red for something all of us train really hard for, and it’s something I need to work on.”

The Restart

The competitors who were invited to compete in Season 5 of the Marble Rally…and Roldo in the bottom-right.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

Similar to Marble Rally 2017, Red Number 3’s performances in Season 5 were a mixed bag until Race 5. Coming from 16th in the overall standings, Red took advantage of their top-right position in the starting gate to get into the top 5. After a series of overtakes towards the end of Sector 1, Red was in the top 3 and charged ahead in the top line of a Sector 2 split to take their first lead of the season.

A season-defining moment for the reigning champion.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

Holding the lead going into the final stretch, Lollipop swerved ahead of Red Number 3 to win, blocking one of Red’s advances by bounding off the wall to their right. Red rolled away with a silver, capping off their most competitive race yet with considerable hardware.

“I wouldn’t have been able to win that race if I didn’t use one of Red’s best strategies,” Lollipop admitted. “It was an honor to pass them as I took gold.”

The next race saw Red Number 3 finish eleventh behind the ever-elusive Ghost Marble. That was a traditional sand race, but the next race held at SnowWorld was the Marble Rally’s first on different terrain. Following a series of meet-and-greets at the Marble League Winter Special tournament in the Himarblelayas, Red made their way to SnowWorld to compete.   

“With ice in their veins and ice underneath them, on the track…I can tell you, this place is pretty cool,” began Greg Woods as the athletes settled in the starting lineup. 

Red Number 3 recalled hearing Cool Moody chuckle to themself from the middle of the gate. Barely ten seconds into the race, they had crashed off the course. Under two seconds later, Red took the lead in a risky but stellar overtake against championship leader Ghost Plasma.

Red Number 3 takes the lead in the SNOW.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

“I watched further up the course as Red perfected the overtake I tried to do…I would say they were showing me up if they were any other athlete,” Cool Moody mused. “But it’s Red. They’re just that cool.”

“Once Red got into the lead, I knew they’d win as long as they controlled the rest of their descent down the course,” said Blue Number 2, who attended the SnowWorld races. “I was worried when they were jostling with the slippery twists and turns in the rest of Sector 1, but Red’s slowdown in Sectors 2 and 3 was just what they needed to procure a safe victory.”

Giving just one brief interview after the podium ceremony, Red Number 3 remarked, “When I heard Greg Woods say that I “‘was gonna come across for an easy victory’…I knew that wasn’t true. That was the hardest race of my life.”

Red Number 3 claims the top of the podium for the only time in Season 5.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

After gladly accepting a cup of Minty Hot Chocolate from a group of fans, Red Number 3 waited at the sideline as their friends re-ran the final stretch of the track. Red officially requested to switch the racing order for the eighth race, which was honored and accepted.

“It’s nice that you did that,” said Comet as they ascended the course.

“It’s nice that we’ve been able to race this season. I think everyone deserves enjoyment from that, no matter who wins,” Red Number 3 replied. “After all, it won’t be me this season.”

Comet rolled backward, nearly sliding down the stairs. “You really think that? You’re better than all of us here. In fact, you’re probably the reason we are here.”

Red laughed. “Everything I’ve accomplished does not make me better than all of you. And you know the reason we’re here. It’s you.”

Minutes later, the starting gate lifted, and Red Number 3 careened off the course not even three seconds into the race. Trailing just behind Red before they went out of bounds, Comet darted around Summer Sky to take the lead. With a silver medal draped around themself as Blizzard Blaster celebrated their race win, Comet was beaming with pride.

“Yeah. That felt about as good as I remember.”

Comet celebrates their silver medal with Red Number 3.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

As they left SnowWorld and traveled back to Doornse Gat for Race 9, Red Number 3 recalled feeling good about themself. And yet, they had a strange feeling that great emotions among race officials would result in significant changes behind the scenes.

“We received a schedule from the JMR Committee for recording two races at Doornse Gat and the final two at Klimduin Brechtdorp. That had never happened with JMR before. It almost felt as if the two entities were stratifying in the same way that MSPN did,” noted Red in an interview with post-race reporters. “In the Committee’s defense, the scheduling was very efficient. In JMR’s defense, we later learned the Committee had been on strike when they gave us the schedule. In the Committee’s defense, they had every right to go on strike and subsequently disband.”

Red Number 3 barely loses a photo finish to Dragon’s Egg in Race 9.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

A reporter scoffed. “We don’t care about what’s happening with the officials! We just want to see you all race. And it looks like you did a hell of a job with that—what a photo finish you just had!”

“I knew I wouldn’t win the race, not even after the speed boost. I was astounded to get as close as I did to Dragon’s Egg, but there was no chance I’d pass them,” ensured Red Number 3. “My best finishes were when I started at the front corners of the starting gate. Even if I finished lower at the end of this Marble Rally than any other season, I’m proud to take my 91 points, three medals, and seventh overall with pride.”

Regardless, something about the end of Marble Rally Season 5 felt akin to the end of an era. Maybe it was Superball, who secured their first Marble Rally championship and began challenging Red’s reputation as the “greatest of all time.” Maybe it was the emergence of Marbula One, which after two seasons, seemed like the more favored marble racing series offered by Jelle’s Marble Runs. Maybe it was the closing credits, which were the last to acknowledge members of the former JMR Committee for their efforts in assisting the channel. 

Looking back in hindsight, maybe it was because it would be a year and a half until the next season of the Marble Rally.

The Loss

From what I heard of Red’s life between Marble Rally Seasons 5 and 6, they didn’t have many reasons to feel bored. After helping Rojo Uno train for their silver-worthy results in the Marble League 2021 Practice Race, fans wondered if the Rojo Rollers’ Marble League 2021 qualification was the cause of a renewed partnership between the team and Red Number 3. I regrettably couldn’t attend the ensuing press conference as work on Project Marblearth Phase 1 ramped up, but I heard many entertaining stories about the rumors Red had to dispel.

Fan discussion about the next season of the Marble Rally emerged following Marble League 2021, when the future of JMR itself seemed unclear. That changed with the announcement of Marble ManiaX, an extreme marble sports invitational hosted by the Balls of Chaos in Hunluen. As fans debated whether the new series would replace the Marble Rally, each athlete received a free ticket from the Balls of Chaos to view the tournament. Not every athlete accepted, but Red chose to support their professional sports peers and attended alongside Blizzard Blaster, Lollipop, and Pollo Loco.

Marble Rally athletes spot members of Ivy Nation enjoying the first event’s halftime show.
(Photo Credit: JMR) 

“It was nice to have a break from competing,” admitted Red in an interview. “We made a group chat, planned everything out, and stayed in Hunluen for a few months. I’d never done a trip like that, which made it all the more special.”

“And we weren’t worried about when we would compete next either!” added Pollo Loco. “That’s why we planned the Practice Race—although we understand why fans were worried.”

With Marble ManiaX coming to its conclusion, Marble Rally athletes privately began planning their own invitational, a practice round consisting of 2 races at Doornse Gat. Originally envisioned as a Season 5 reunion, neither Cobra nor Blazing Fireball could attend, and none of the remaining Marble Rally athletes felt comfortable volunteering themselves in place of the spot over someone else. The athletes approached Jelle, who randomly selected Grasshopper and Silver Bolt as the final two spots and asked if JMR could officiate and televise the tournament. Of course, the Marble Rally athletes accepted, and fans raved about the return of anything Marble Rally-related in the weeks leading up to the practice round.

“We just want to come together and race,” quipped Red. “If it’s entertaining, cool.”

Things were indeed “cool” in the first race, with Cool Moody piquing Summer Sky for the first race win in their career. Red trailed both athletes for a third-place finish. Combined with their result in the second round, Red finished with an overall bronze after both races.

Silver Bolt, Lollipop, and Red Number 3 atop the podium for the Marble Rally 2022 Practice Round.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

Chuckles underscored the crowd as Red took to their post-press conference podium. “Yeah. That was pretty cool,” they remarked, beaming. “I’m glad we did that. As things change, we can’t take chances like this for granted.”

Things did change over the summer, as Red Number 3 traveled to Numerun to visit their former sports medicine professor, Rollus. Years ago, Red had served as a teaching assistant to Professor Rollus at the University of Numerun, and on one fateful day, came across Parole, a member of the Green Gang whom Rollus treated for a rare illness. Now, Rollus themself had been diagnosed with that same illness, and their prognosis had worsened. Thankfully, Red was able to visit Rollus before their unfortunate passing and, per Rollus’s will, served as the keynote speaker for the professor’s donation of their life savings to the Get Active Now Generation, Parole’s charity.

“This loss cuts deep,” admitted Red, “because I don’t know if I know another professor who’s given more of themselves to their life’s work and still could care so much for their patients and students. Thank you, Rollus. I’ll miss you.”

For the rest of 2022, the media focused on the results of Marbula One Season 3 and the Marble League, while an ardent group of fans persisted in petitioning for the next edition of the Marble Rally. Privately, JMR promised Marble Rally athletes that Season 6 would be the first tournament held in 2023 and would reintroduce Qualifiers to determine the 16 athletes who would compete in either the championship or Showdown leagues. In place of Rastafarian, who retired from the Marble Rally after a career-ending injury, JMR asked for existing athletes to nominate an individual to take their place. Red had met Amethyst, an up-and-coming individual athlete who hoped to compete in the next Marble Rally after giving their speech for GANG. They decided to campaign for Amethyst’s nomination to join the Marble Rally and succeeded.

Amethyst and Red Number 3 reunite in the SAND.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

Not only did Amethyst qualify, they won Race 1 of Marble Rally Season 6, becoming the first rookie to win their debut race since Pollo Loco. Red Number 3, also qualifying, trailed the Ghost Marble in their first tournament race since 2021, finishing 14th. It was Red’s worst start to a tournament since their DNF in 2018, but they had won their first championship that year. 

As I watched this season unfold, I found it hard to believe I was witnessing the worst performance by the legend in their career. It was shocking. 

“To see fans, channel officials, media moguls, and marbles around the world spread controversies and conspiracies from years ago is so saddening. It’s just ridiculous,” scoffed Quicksilver in an interview. “Red may have finished last, but they’re still the first athlete I think of when I consider how lucky I am to compete with fellow Marble Rally athletes. Nothing can change that.”

Red Number 3 ended Season 6 in last overall, DNFing in the final race.
(Photo Credit: JMR)

Publicly, Red Number 3 had to pretend like nothing was wrong. Privately, Red Number 3 agonized over what they perceived as something that might ruin their legacy.

“On behalf of Red, I’d like to thank every fan who’s shown their support for us,” noted Blue Number 2 in a public statement from Bifornya. “You don’t always win in sports. Some days you’re successful, and other days you aren’t. Sports aren’t about failure—and neither is Red’s life. Regardless of what happens next, their legend is among the greatest we’ll ever know.”

The Choice

“From a really young age, all I’ve wanted to do was race. As long as I can keep doing that, I’ll be happy.”

Red Number 3 took a sip of cinnamon coffee as I scribbled in my notebook. We were perched atop Colina Umerun, watching construction cranes circle the site of the former Sauce Boss sports bar. After outliving its use as a vacant parking lot, the site was getting redeveloped for an affordable housing complex and tram stop. If you squinted, you could see an upside-down billiards table along the curb, propped up by dedicated fans to mark the spot of the MSPN interviews five years earlier.

I took a deep breath. “I’m glad. I just wish I could say something — anything — to take back what happened to you.”

“You can’t. But we don’t have to dwell on that.”

The wind was surprisingly mild at such a high elevation. Years of studies through the University of Numerun had proved inconclusive in determining why the hill remained so perfect for racing—even with the city expanding throughout millennia. Red joked that they didn’t believe in magic but that “there’s always hope.”

We watched the sky lighten from darkness to a vivid, deep blue. Thin stripes of clouds lightened, reflecting over the glass-clad skyline of Numerun Nueva.

“It’s funny you mentioned that I’m the subject of your final interview. Aren’t there more Marble Rally athletes you have to cover? Who else is ‘tearing up the sand’ next season?”

I chuckled. “Other contributors will be interviewing those athletes. It’s time for them to tell their stories.”

“And what about you?”

I thought I’d be able to string a coherent sentence together after months of knowing this would be the last Project Marblearth feature I intended to work on. But I couldn’t. “You know, for all of the words I’ve written, it’s hard to —”

“You don’t have to,” replied Red. “There will be other words some other day.” 

Silence hung in the air. I exhaled deeply and put down my notepad, adjusting my hat to block the tears welling up in my eyes, and to shield the sun as it peeked over the horizon of a crisp, crimson sky.

“Wanna race?” asked Red. “The view from downhill when the sunrise breaks is…it’s like a phoenix rising from the ashes. A cycle anew. A legend reborn.”

I looked at Red, then at the big picture beyond us: a thin layer of mist clouding the peak of Pico de Manatial, the spire of a concert hall otherwise blocked by a concrete jungle, a jet plane casting its shadow on the adobe preserved below, the gaggle pouring into the streets, eager to start a new day.

“Thanks, but you can go on. I’ll catch up with you soon.”

Red Number 3 and Stynth gaze upon a new horizon.
(Art Credit: Momoikkai)

Credits

  • Writer: Stynth
  • Additional Writing: Betawolfs, BobTheGreat, Hershy926
  • Editors: Edu G.J., Fouc, GhostDM, Millim, Ramen Powder, Smacg13
  • Artists: Betawolfs, Momoikkai
  • Graphic Designers: Betawolfs, Hershy926, Piney (Marble Maker Picrew), Tim Ritz
  • Photographer: Droid
  • Photo Credits: Jelle’s Marble Runs
  • Reference: Not a Marble | A Marblementary
  • Release: 21/06/2024

Out of the Rolling – Event 8: Once Bitten, Twice Shy

Just before the midpoint, too — poor me, Pinky Panther, finally drifting off to sleep after having stumbled out from the dancefloor, thought. I should’ve at least held out to be sixteenth. Oh well.

Though they had fallen asleep in their room, when they awoke they were somewhere dark and formless and unfamiliar. Explosions of liquid colour formed and collapsed and disintegrated endlessly beyond transparent membranes like miniature nebulas, a sight so distracting that they forgot to move or question the nature of their new reality. When they did attempt to move they found themself as clumsy and uncoordinated as a newborn fawn. 

This can’t be Kinikolu, Panther thought, watching a spark of pink light burst out and contract inwards. Unable to move, observation was their only choice. But as they gazed outwards, an orb of dark mass broke from the thin membrane of the world and formed into another marble. Transparent save for their brown and black stripes, they blended easily into the surroundings. 

“You’re avoiding me, aren’t you?” they accused with a voice Panther recognized. “Why?” 

Panther blinked slowly. “Starry…? Well, hello to you too,” they bit back, though it sounded rather more pathetic than it had in their head. Starry — if the marble was Starry, Panther wasn’t sure — simply glared at them. “Um, well, I haven’t been avoiding you, actually. I’ve spent the last fifty-six days around you. And before that —” 

The room itself shook fiercely, and Panther went quiet. 

“But you wish you didn’t have to,” Starry began, voice booming. “Never looking me in the eye, never having a word to say to me, always conveniently with somewhere to be as soon as I’m around. Why is that, Pinky Panther?” 

Panther averted their gaze. “I’ve got nothing against you.” 

“You don’t deny it, do you? That you’re letting your guilt bleed into your work.” 

Panther grimaced. This world was theirs first. They didn’t have to sit around and be lectured. Why couldn’t they move? 

One more stubborn attempt, almost forcing themself forward, and they were in motion. 

Towards the formless distance — away from Starry — was the goal. But when the other marble disappeared from sight, the floor of the world simply…collapsed. Panther fell helplessly into a well of darkness infinitely deep, upon the walls of which were projected the shape of memories long past. Particularly vivid was 2022’s final event; sitting on the podium with Mallard and Ruzzy followed by awkward congratulations with Glimmer and Starry, both visibly crushed. If they were avoiding Starry, it probably began there.

They crashed to the bottom of the well and into the boughs of an awaiting sakura tree that sloughed its blossoms from its branches. Winded but uninjured, Panther watched as the petals reformed into Starry. 

“You know it won’t be that easy,” said Starry, disappointed. 

“For a figment of my imagination, you’re really stubborn,” sighed Panther. More petals scattered earthwards. 

“You feel guilty, don’t you? Beating me made you happy and improved your life, and being near me reminds you of that, so you avoid me. Very petty.” 

“I’m sorry,” pleaded Panther sheepishly. 

“I only ask you to act like an adult. You could have been on last year’s Marble League podium, but that was taken from you by Bumble. It would be childish if they avoided you forever, wouldn’t it?” 

“That’s different,” replied Panther indignantly. 

“How, exactly?” Starry asked. 

Panther went dead silent, thinking, until their answer eventually came. “I didn’t want to hurt you by reminding you that you lost to me — you’re Starry! You’re incredible! Half the time I don’t even know what I’m doing!” 

Starry harrumphed, a deep displeasured noise. “You’re trying to be kind. It’s admirable. But I’ll have you know I’m tough enough to survive seeing your face. And whether you know what you’re doing or don’t, you certainly do very many things well. It would be better for you if you stopped running from that.” 

“…Can I go now?” Panther whined. 

“Fine. But try to remember what I said, won’t you?” 

The tree Panther sat atop shrank into itself; collapsing until it opened a perfectly circular black hole in the fabric of reality, surrounded by a funnel. Dropped from a height onto the event horizon, on instinct, they began to spin, and spin, and spin, until they fell through into a vast emptiness from which they awoke in their bed with a start. 

Even with an early-afternoon flight, Panther arrived at Kinikolu Airport exhausted. After the dream they hadn’t slept a wink, walking through the rest of the day pre-departure in a strange daze. 

Starry was really the last marble they wanted to see in the lobby, but of course, there they were, waiting for the check-in gate to open, seeing everything around them as they always did. Panther swallowed the heaviness in their throat and approached, smiling. 

“It was good to compete against you again,” Panther said. “See you soon?” 

Starry blinked at them in surface-level surprise. Behind their eyes was a knowing darkness, one that Panther could only logically excuse as a mirage summoned by their sleepless mind. A dream, no matter how lucid, is just a dream, nothing more and nothing less

“Of course,” was Starry’s ever-polite reply, “and I’ll be looking forward to it.”

[Art Credit: Harumi]

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